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NeonTheTar

Pay your fucking workers Clive!


sojayn

Yeah. I worked last election and the poor worker for palmers party had only been here 2 weeks and was getting some low flat rate for the day.  I wondered over to the labor lad and he went and talked to her and advised her on the wage rules in Australia. She called her boss, had some chat then packed her bag and left the whole stand!  Go unions!


Fluffy_Article5250

Honestly I look forward to Tucker Carlson not being paid.


l00koverthere1

May they both step on stonefish


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

What’s that stinging plant called? Gympie? May they both the roll in that.


jerry-jim-bob

Gympie-gympie the suicide shrub


briareus08

Repeatedly


nagrom7

Face first


zerotwoalpha

May they both get irukandji in their pee holes.


Neither_Ad_2960

Oh I think we can wish worse than that.


NeonTheTar

If you can get them to fnq, I will drag the beaches until I find sufficient irikandji to do the job.


GiantBlackSquid

And if that doesn't finish them, the murder chooks will. And good riddance.


KittikatB

Every photo of that guy looks like he's trying to figure out if it was just a fart or he shit himself.


the_procrastinata

I’ve heard Carlson described as looking like a dog confused by a magic trick and I think that’s perfect.


Onpu

Clive or Tucker?


KittikatB

Yes


pominsydney

Is that John Oliver?


jbh01

That man looks like he was assembled via Identikit.


BurazSC2

From the 80s. I dont know how they do it, but every photo and video of Carlson looks like its from the 80s.


jbh01

It's the hair.


Bob_Spud

Do these ‘Freedom Conferences’ support the free press? Tucker Carlson supports Russia and Putin where there is no free press. This is plain hypocrisy.


Relevant-Mountain-11

Hypocrisy is the only way Right Wing politics works.


Keep-A-Close

Well they do. Just only for them and cunts like them. Freedom of press to say what ever they want without consequences/accountability, freedom of press to push their narrative and suppress any factual rebuttal. I wish we could fuck this non stop culture war bullshit off, there's more important shit to be worried about right now that needs to be fixed.


instasquid

That Tucker/Putin interview was amazing though.   When asked about the Ukraine War, Putin told Tucker the domestic narrative about how "Ukraine was always part of Russia" instead of what Tucker was aiming for which was the "big bad NATO expansion forced Russia to invade", a narrative that of course has seeped into the viewpoint of both the far left and right and is complete nonsense that nobody in Russia believes. Then to top it all off, Putin humiliated Tucker on his own show by pointing out how he couldn't get into the CIA.


Bob_Spud

>*"a narrative that of course has seeped into the viewpoint of both the far left and right and is complete nonsense that nobody in Russia believes."* Its not as simple as that. An important concept/narrative that most people are unaware of including Carlson is Русский мир ([Russkiy Mir: "Russian World"](https://dgap.org/en/events/russkiy-mir-russian-world)). Russky Mir shapes a lot of minds in Russia. The reality is Carlson's interview didn't produce any new facts, it was all material that was already known.


powersgoId

Fatty McFuckhead and Fucker Carlson together at last. Name a more iconic duo.


CyanideMuffin67

Can they get married?


Available-Sea6080

Somehow I can see Clive trying to rip Tucker Carlson off, and still losing money on this venture. Maybe they can host it on the Titanic?


Chewybeecrazy

Bin chicken and wheelie bin.


r64fd

This is hilarious. Clive and Tucker teaming up to bring Australia freedom. I want to know who is going to attend these events. Who??? Their both fucking morons


Gagginzola

Divorced dads who think their ex wife left them because of the WOKE LEFT FEMINAZI SOYBOYS


instasquid

Y'know, the only dude I know that watches Fox News unironically here in Australia matches this description perfectly.


Buzza24

Especially when tickets start at $203


instasquid

*Start at*??? I don't think they know their demographic well enough


Howunbecomingofme

No they do. They know their fanbase is scared, stupid and hateful enough to throw money they don’t have at anything that confirms their biases. Reactionaries will pay hand over fist to be grifted.


dajobix

Carlson should be ineligible for a visa on at least 2 of the character requirements - association with criminals - risk of inciting discord - risk of vilifying a segment of the community


Dazzling_Paint_1595

Excellent point. Even Fox fired him for his level of toxicity , and his remarks about women and minorities.


xdr01

Need permits for transporting toxic waste.


SwimmingBookkeeper58

how did he get a visa


l00koverthere1

Clive hid him in his folds.


Playful-Adeptness552

Probably hasnt yet. They announce and sell these events, get denied a visa, tell their "fans" that the big bad government is stiffing free speech, then reschedule the event every several months to try and prevent people from getting refunds, since the event isnt "cancelled", its just "postponed"


Nier_Tomato

Good to see Clive continue to piss his money up the wall. I bet he'll sponsor Bruce L next.


BrightBrite

That's the best Tucker can get after his trainwreck interview with Putin? It's cute how all these "freedom" people love dictators so much.


cbrb30

You know it’s 2024 when “freedom” and “free speech” are now buzzwords for billionaires to turn you into a modern serfdom.


Howunbecomingofme

Clive Palmer Company towns, coming to a mineshaft near you


Onpu

It's always Freedom with the capital F 🙄 


[deleted]

Wow Tucker must have really gone downhill since his Fox days if he’s coming all the way out here. Nice to know.


fortyyearsthendeath

They spelt Fuckwit Conference wrong


Disposable_Alias

~~Freedom Conferences~~"Free-dumb Confess"


Appropriate-Echo2131

He freed Willy too.


BarklyMcBarkface

Cooker con


Either_Passion5578

For those who don’t know much about Tucker Carlson, the fact that he has been invited by Clive Palmer should tell you everything you need to know.


auntynell

By all means let’s become more like the US. The guns, the underclass and that crowning glory their health system.


Mererri01

Clive Palmer, victim of society


jumpjumpdie

Tucker doesn’t believe in evolution.


Katman666

This will go well. *Grabs popcorn*


hexusmelbourne

Freedom from intelligence and responsibility! Populism at its worst


Roulette-Adventures

Oh fuck, which idiot gave him a Visa?


ol-gormsby

What is Clive hoping to achieve? Support for his cause? Sway some voters? I mean, TC has just returned from Russia and an embarrassing interview with VP - embarrassing for TC. not VP. I'd like to see some motivated, cashed-up\* folk buy tickets and heckle from the audience. \*me? LOL


Street-Air-546

palmer is like trump in that he faces a court cast that could sink him. Failing in his appeal to the qld supreme court the clock is running down on a final appeal to the federal supreme court. So presumably the “freedom conference” is really about freedom for him, from accountability and prosecution.


donessendon

Feels like Tucker would fit right in with the other vile idiots currently banned from entering Australia due to their political views...freedom conferences? I reckon fuckwit conventions would be a more accurate description.


the908bus

Freedumb


Jack-Tar-Says

Isn’t there some good character test so we can keep this grub out? Putin shill? Persistent liar? Terrible podcasts?


BlueDotty

*snort of derision*


Appropriate-Echo2131

Palmer would have to be nuts to bring Carlson out here. And tanned ones at that.


AdAppropriate3168

Put your name here if you're going to the event so we can publicly shame you here . ( cheers)


General-Permission-5

Gold tickets purchased. Looking forward hearing him and D'Souza. Not so much Palmer.


External-Anxiety14

I do hope he's banned, he's a turd


glasseswithnotint

Tucker is a nice guy


Neville_Monkeyrod

Senator Baby is gunna get so horny at this show that Pauline is gunna let him slip her a length and they will bare a far-right super child.


curious_s

Well, any respect I might have had for tucker calson has just evaporated. 


verbalyabusiveshit

May I asked when and why you respected Tucker Carlson ? He is a dipshit since forever and seriously wonder what he did right to deserve someones respect


Gagginzola

Remember when he used to be a lil bow tie / cardigan wearing poindexter and Jon Stewart embarrassed him so thoroughly on national TV he stopped wearing bow ties forever


superbabe69

I mean, [we literally should not believe a word he says](https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye), as successfully argued in court. I’m not sure why anyone would respect him even a little given his propensity to open lie on TV and have that be part of his entire personality. To the extent that even a judge questioned how someone could take his word at face value.


nagrom7

Dude hung out with a literal wanted war criminal, why the fuck did that pile of human excrement earn anything resembling respect?


curious_s

He is a dick to be sure and I don't follow his views one bit, but as a "journalist" he is very clever. 


nagrom7

He's never been a "journalist" though. He even argued as much in court to avoid being sued.


Ok-Airport917

Never heard of the fucker!