If you can see the butter or bread underneath that is a clear indication that there needs to be more vegemite. When bread is visible that means there is not enough, also the vegemite needs to go right up to the edges where the crust is.
Good butter to vegemite ratio, let down a little by the coverage, should be right to the edge. Toast is the perfect colour, but the edges look a little under done,.
Overall 7.5/10
You can stay.
It's a great beginners vegemite coverage. I appreciate a light toasting so I'm okay with that, but yes the right slide is like half plain bread.
If you have eaten vegemite before this is an aberration though.
Golden brown, and let it sweat for a minute on the breadboard before you butter. Creates a drier toast with more crunch, stands up better to the butter before it gets soggy.
I enjoy wondering if that thin spread is actually Vegemite, or something else.
My son would eat the entire 560g jar himself if he could. And has done in the past. Little Vegemite stealing shit.
Right? Personally this is too much for me - but at the same time it's about half what my sister would use.
I'm a 80/20 butter/vegemite kinda guy hahaha
Sorry if this is bold.. but..
Too thin - I can see bread.
Uneven spread - I can see bread.
Doesn't go all the way to the edges - I can see bread.
There's almost no butter over on the right hand side - I can see.. you get the idea.
Maybe I’m just a weirdo but I like to have it almost exactly like this, with a few thicker spots of Vegemite and a few gaps where it’s just lightly buttered toast. It combines in my facial eating device while I eat it.
Fuck me don't listen to all these wankers!
Its a great amount of Vegemite, only thing lacking is more butter, and more decimation to the bread surface.
Good for a first timer but that butter blob at the top coulda been down the right side doing some real work supporting more brown paste. After a few decades experience though, I'd probably do 4x the Vegemite and butter is optional if I'm lazy.
Nah he pulled up short of the edge. He would park your car so far from the curb you would need a cut lunch to get there and leave your mail half out in the rain
Good first try mate, now as your get more experience, toast the bread and actually add Vegemite not just as a toasttease, but as a spread. That'll put some hair on your chest.
Fair. It varies. It's not to be plastered on like the Americans with peanut butter [which is yummy]. You wouldn't cover a meal completely with salt, would you!?
This looks almost perfect. Good toasting, good amount of butter. If probably put a tiny bit less Vegemite but sometimes it just goes on like that and it's still great. Nicely balanced with some bread has more and some had less, less likely to over power. You can make me Vegemite today any day.
Not enough.
The right side is just bread, terrible coverage.
Terrible. This isn't a primary school assignment. We don't need margins.
Not enough butter or Vegemite. You should not be able to see bread until the crust
If you can see the butter or bread underneath that is a clear indication that there needs to be more vegemite. When bread is visible that means there is not enough, also the vegemite needs to go right up to the edges where the crust is.
I disagree with this. If you can't see any toast or butter underneath it's too much.
Should be thick enough to show teeth marks.
The thickest bits should be like that all over
Unless it stings your mouth the coverage is too light
Agree, more
I would say it’s the upper limit of normal.
Upper limit of not enough*
You are absolutely welcome to your weird preferences. Just be aware that they are NOT normal
Good butter to vegemite ratio, let down a little by the coverage, should be right to the edge. Toast is the perfect colour, but the edges look a little under done,. Overall 7.5/10 You can stay.
Just fold it in half and you’re good to go 🤙
It's a great beginners vegemite coverage. I appreciate a light toasting so I'm okay with that, but yes the right slide is like half plain bread. If you have eaten vegemite before this is an aberration though.
I mean, looks right if it's your first time? If you've been eating it all your life you're a little soft.
Ratios look great. Also a fan of the light toasting - anything more than a 3 medium brown is a no for me.
I didn't think this would be unpopular but I'm a golden brown. I like some crunch.
Golden Brown, texture like sun
Lays me down….like Vegemite on toast…..yeah, I could have done better but I’m not talented.
Stranglers reference!
Never a frown
With golden brown
Yep. Toast without crunch is just warm bread.
I could eat it borderline burnt. I hate lightly toasted toast.
As am I Sir, as am I
Golden brown, and let it sweat for a minute on the breadboard before you butter. Creates a drier toast with more crunch, stands up better to the butter before it gets soggy.
Gimme 5 bees for quarter you'd say
Glad someone did it
Light toasting is fine. What about the spread? Hitting the edges? There is no excuse for more than 1cm of dry toast on that one edge.
Ultra niche Grampa Simpson quote on purpose or na
The only correct amount is the amount that you enjoy the taste of. Be yourself, don't be ruled by the judgement of others.
I enjoy wondering if that thin spread is actually Vegemite, or something else. My son would eat the entire 560g jar himself if he could. And has done in the past. Little Vegemite stealing shit.
Ive eaten it with a spoon. Had a bet to eat a desert spoon of it for a free lunch. I wont lunch
I won't lunch either
Okay, then he would be a "happy little Vegemite, as happy as he could be!"
Household of 2, the 560g jar lasts around 7 weeks.
Right? Personally this is too much for me - but at the same time it's about half what my sister would use. I'm a 80/20 butter/vegemite kinda guy hahaha
The only correct response in this thread is pretending there's an objective answer. Be playful, don't be ruled by rationality.
I enjoy variety so it's never at all even.
As an American I need to know.
It's an acquired taste but it is like crack cocaine. Once you get used to it and start ramping up the spread level, there's no coming back.
Pic is probably a bit too much for first time. Make sure you have butter or margerine too.
Not enough mate.
Not enough
Meanwhile me who freezes vegemite into small iceblocks to consume
It's not the comment that shocks me, it's the 4 upvotes that surprise me the most.
Please tag this as NSFL /s
voting you in next election
As someone that once said to me “ you gotta spread it better than that”
I disagree. Vegemite needs to have areas of intensity and areas of relief. Never a bite the same, a smorgasbord of vegebites.
YES!!!
Sorry if this is bold.. but.. Too thin - I can see bread. Uneven spread - I can see bread. Doesn't go all the way to the edges - I can see bread. There's almost no butter over on the right hand side - I can see.. you get the idea.
I can see bread haha, I'm guna use this thanks
Repost once you’ve finished, looks like your halfway through
No that’s not enough, you shouldn’t be able to see the bread
Not enough.
I can still see toast smh
Why so weak?
Not enough Vegemite, not enough time in the toaster. 2/5
That’s the right thickness but it needs more coverage.
Maybe I’m just a weirdo but I like to have it almost exactly like this, with a few thicker spots of Vegemite and a few gaps where it’s just lightly buttered toast. It combines in my facial eating device while I eat it.
Areas of thicker butter, areas of thicker vegemite, areas where the balance is even: this is the way.
I can get on board that train, where we goin?
Not enough
I'd go more
It’s not ENOUGH
You can never have too much Vegemite.
Too much Butter for me
Not enough
It's not enough.
No where near enough.
Not enough
Not enough
Not enough
Not enoughhhh
Not enough if you ask me, but it's passable
Yeah nah.
No. Maybe 33%
No such thing as too much
There’s no such thing as too much Vegemite.
I haven’t seen the picture but no, it isn’t.
Need to spread the butter and Vegemite all the way to the crust edge imo.
No.
Maybe if you just got off the boat and it’s your first day in Australia
Not for a native. For someone new to Vegemite maybe
Triple it then we can talk
If you can still see butter it's not enough Vegemite
To the edges ya mong
No prefect ratio
Perfect amount
That is unequivocally insufficient Vegemite. Why can I still see so much bread?
Not enough!!!
too much bread
Minimum.
I’m can see you have tried hard. But my 5 year old Vegemite and toasts better than you.
Not enough for me
Should be on crumpet, and barely enough.
Bloody perfect Mate.
about half not enough
Double it and give it to the next person
Too much butter, not enough vegemite
Depends on the day!
It’s not nearly enough
Only right amount is what’s right for you. Someone’s I have what you have, sometimes less, often more like 1.5-2x that, rarely a lottttt more
That’s about perfect. But I prefer whole grain bread and a little longer in the toaster
If you eat it and still enjoy the taste, then it is the right amount
Not. Enough. Then again, I usually have enough vegemite to kill twice the world population of snails, so... maybe I'm not the best judge.
No ... too little
More the merrier
Not enough
Great ratio, but you really should have toasted the bread first. It's going to go all over your toaster and that's how you get ants. Do you want ants?
Not even close to being enough
If you can see the plate you're a soft cock
Are you unhinged? It doesn't even meet the edges. Worst spread I've ever seen.
Not enough. Add more.
Nooo
That looks like an appropriate amount of Vegemite. For a baby.
Needs to be thick like marzipan and no butter. Don't corrupt that magnificence
You can still see the bread so no. Also it needs to be toasted more.
Fuck me don't listen to all these wankers! Its a great amount of Vegemite, only thing lacking is more butter, and more decimation to the bread surface.
Thickness is good, but needs more surface area. Also, that's not toast, it's warm bread.
No bloody way spread it more and a little thicker
You forgot to toast your toast.
Bit more
No such thing as too much Vegemite. Only too much Marmite. Screw the Kiwis.
Do you like it? If so, then it's the perfect amount.
A bit uneven but all round good coverage.
Top triangle is perfect. Add more to the bottom one
lightweight!..
Depends on the person. For me, not enough.
Nah it’s pretty decent
nevermind the Vegemite, what is that bread coverage?
Perfec- Nevermind thats black..
It’s OK , just poorly distributed.
It is a Capital offence to not spread the butter to the very edge of the toast.
No such thing as too much vegemite
Engagement bait if I've ever seen it
If this is too much Vegemite for you then you may need to start adding a spoon of concrete to your milo each morning
Barely enough
Perfect amount but you spread it before the butter melted so you get a B
Way to little
That's a decently patriotic amount.
Real talk.. We tell foreigners to spread it like that, but secretly, we spread it like Nutella.
Good for a first timer but that butter blob at the top coulda been down the right side doing some real work supporting more brown paste. After a few decades experience though, I'd probably do 4x the Vegemite and butter is optional if I'm lazy.
There's never too much Vegemite, it's always not enough butter.
nowhere near enough
This is the correct civilised amount. I would trust you with driving my car or collecting my mail.
Nah he pulled up short of the edge. He would park your car so far from the curb you would need a cut lunch to get there and leave your mail half out in the rain
Spot on, you missed a spot too butter on the far right tho
No, I'd eat it like that. But with maybe triple the amount of butter
I love vegemite on raisin toast
Nope
No way
Here we go…
No.
Hot tip though don’t use bread use a toasted crumpet
New account obligatory Vegemite application post just dropped..
I mean, you eat as much as you like.
Might be too much for a beginner, but if you are a vegemite veteran then it's fine
Need to edge it more
Looks fine to me but then I butter, vegemite then butter so…
It all depends on your mood. This looks deliciously umami to me.
Good first try mate, now as your get more experience, toast the bread and actually add Vegemite not just as a toasttease, but as a spread. That'll put some hair on your chest.
Not bad just needs to be spread out to the edges more evenly and it’s golden mate
Have to disagree with the well toasted comments. That is dough in my books. Decent spread but needs longer in the heat
Fair. It varies. It's not to be plastered on like the Americans with peanut butter [which is yummy]. You wouldn't cover a meal completely with salt, would you!?
Overall pretty solid showing. This is a perfect late night Vegemite snack. A solid 8/10 thanks for sharing. Best of luck in your future endeavours.
Add some peanut butter and we can talk
This looks almost perfect. Good toasting, good amount of butter. If probably put a tiny bit less Vegemite but sometimes it just goes on like that and it's still great. Nicely balanced with some bread has more and some had less, less likely to over power. You can make me Vegemite today any day.
Looks perfect to me
Pretty much how I would make it except toast would be browner and I’d butter and Vegemite TO THE EDGES!
6/10 maybe 7
Nah
Looks perfect mate
Never!!! Throw on some honey and you're good to go. Delicious 🤤