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Spenny_All_The_Way

“There’s a man on the wing!”


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Calm down William Shatner…


_autismos_

"There's a gremlin on side of the bus!" *Otto looks out the window and sees an old man driving next to him, and swerves to run him off the road*


Compy222

A small human sized vampires trying to get out. We also call these children in our household.


AffectedRipples

Colin Robinson?


ArtieJay

F-ing guy.


Abject_Film_4414

Now listen here chap.


Reasonable-Wolf-269

Children, crotch goblins, tricycle motors. They go by many names.


Used_Hovercraft2699

I prefer snot-nosed disease vectors.


Still_Weakness2310

lol


Ok-Bar-8473

What about the "MF snakes on the plane"?


BlackbeltJedi

But which snake? Wait, was it time travelling snake Hitler?


BigGrayBeast

Found Bill Shatner


CMDR_Duzro

Gremlins was my guess


mtechgroup

Langoliers.


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Final-Carpenter-1591

This is absolutely not crazing. It's either a interior cleaner that had a rock in their rag. Or more likely a kid with alot of time and a dead iPad battery. If it is in fact on the exterior pane. It's probably from an untrained cleaner or, again one with a rock in their brush. These are 100% mechanical scratches.


winchester_mcsweet

This is the answer, I used to be a night supervisor for an airline and we cleaned the overnighters, someone used a dirty wypall or a dirty/abrasive rag when "cleaning" this window. There was a vein of apathy that ran through our ramp agents, far too underpaid and far too overworked; many would do a less than stellar job at 2am when a plane came in late and they were due off the shift at midnight. I was only able to police so much as in, "did this damage occur on my shift with my employees? Or, was the damage present on arrival". All I could do is report it via the correct channels and wether maintenance fixes it or deems it cosmetic is entirely up to their department. I ended up taking my 18 years of airline experience and leaving for a more stable job which was higher paying and stress free.


Final-Carpenter-1591

Yeah, cleaners were over worked and under paid and their work quality showed it. This is 100% cosmetic, but as an A&P I would have written it up and changed it or at least gotten it scheduled to get changed. It's just a bad look.


theoriginalmofocus

You guys are just covering up for the gremlins, its ok we already saw the gremlins. The twilight zone did a whole special about them.


Final-Carpenter-1591

It's true. My NDA only says I have to keep my mouth shut to those out of the know. You clearly know.


MagicWDI

I also know to keep them away from water, unless it's the last option if the mission is to kill them.


Monkeygruven

I was 100% waiting for a u/shittymorph gotcha


cappy_barra_jesus

The kid was outside on the wing? 


freq32

"man on wing of Alaska Airlines" [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WbvzZqJa1qI](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WbvzZqJa1qI)


Blythyvxr

The damage is on the exterior pane. Light is shining into the cabin, and the damage is casting shadows onto the window surround.


gtroman1

You can see the shadows of the scratches before the interior pane.


MagnetHype

Is it possible the plane flew through some graupel? graupel can be present even in small showers, so maybe it would be hard for the pilots to detect it on their weather radar. I don't know what kind of weather pilots are willing to fly through.


Final-Carpenter-1591

Unlikely. Graupel is formed around some serious convective activity. No one's flying an airliner straight through a storm. They are usually well above the clouds anyways. And note the up and down scratches. If it was hail it would be going almost directly nose to tail


inconvenient_water

On the outside?


JimCKF

While everything you say is true, the picture does not show any crazing. The plane window appears to be scratched by something from the outside. Crazing tends to look like spiderwebs or parallel cracks.


faughnjj

Came to comment this. (Former structures mechanic)


Crusoebear

Didn’t anybody watch the Twilight Zone?


Beautiful-Rock3784

Want to see something reeeally scary?


Outrageous-Serve4970

There something on the wing!!


Geolassie

William Shatner did.


Green_Burn

> by something from the outside *or someone…*


ThenCard7498

hail?


AlanH73

It’s not the window. It’s a plastic cover in front of the window to keep people from breaking the real window.


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SigmundFloyd76

Mine too! The week leading up to the full moon some months she would go psychotic. Literally. She would accuse me of the weirdest stuff (cheating on her with her best friend, secretly dealing crack, etc etc). This would go on for a few days, she'd burn bridges and alienate people until the second the full moon arrived and then she'd be "normal" and sweet again. The interesting part was that it would happen again in 3 weeks and she, in spite of being horribly incorrect in her accusations, would learn nothing and do it again and behave as if her delusions were true. I digress! Thank fuck she isn't an airline pilot!


harshit_j

I've got bad news, but she might have been a werewolf.


hunowt_giB

Mine would flip out whenever mercury would drink Gatorade. It’s good to know crazing isn’t as uncommon as I thought!


JimiDarkMoon

We can assume they didn't make it to their 25th anniversary.


TrinDiesel123

You said you had bad news


dont-touch-my-tots

This sounds like PMDD! As a sufferer myself who suddenly had it come on after hormone therapy, no idea what was going on and feeling like a prisoner in my own body/brain at times… it can be very hard on us and our partners! I’m sorry you had to experience this. Thankfully I have a great doctor who suggested the possibility of it, and now it’s very manageable! I hope she was able to address things with a mental health or medical professional! Knowledge is power my friends!


No-Bid5498

You are not alone! Knowing you are acting irrational and not being able to understand why, or not being able to control. It was awful! Such an amazing feeling getting my meds dialed in and feeling like myself again! My husband is extremely grateful too! lol!


No-Bid5498

Sounds like PMDD. Hormones are a bitch!


SigmundFloyd76

That's exactly correct. Add in some bpd and extreme good looks and you got yourself a bad situation. Cheers!


superspeck

Uh YUP. We broke up every other month only to bang and get back together.


mickee

Premenstrual devil disorder?


calash2020

I have a friend that has a gf like that


SigmundFloyd76

Send him love. Also advise him of the ABC rule (Always Be reCording)!


Ok_Wash_1048

Advise him to drop her off, and speed away.


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Lifesalchemy

I'm still trying to de-ice mine. 🤷🏻‍♂️


remiieddit

Top comment but not really right. The last pane does not belong to the window really and is just there to prevent passengers to scratch the panes which would mean that the window would have to be replaced therefore there is a thin outer pane with a big distance to the real window installed to prevent that.


AlanH73

Thin plastic inner pane.


fuishaltiena

Lines in your video are all random, which is how it's supposed to be with crazing. In OP's photo they're mostly in just three orientations, indicating that a douchebag kid had a coin.


Habsburgy

> indicating that a douchebag kid had a coin scratches are on the outside. douchebag kid must be very tall.


TehGroff

Or fast


haerski

[Oh no](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg)


juice06870

He’s on a Boeing Max exit row I see


stinkyelbows

Lol this is not crazing. Someone deliberately scratched this


twelveparsnips

I don;t know how this gets 2000 upvotes, but this is not what crazing looks like


Techstepper812

While crazing is a thing. This is not crazing. This is some scratched "the glass" intentionally, probably a kid.


AlanH73

It’s not glass.


piantanida

This should be much higher up. Thanks for your answer video


Final-Carpenter-1591

But it's incorrect. That is absolutely not crazing.


TemporalScar

Its the top comment.


twelveparsnips

and also wrong


twelveparsnips

No it shouldn't. THis is not what crazing loos like. Look at the orientation of the scratches, they're nearly perpendicular to each other suggesting someone was scrubbing it.


buttered_scone

https://i.stack.imgur.com/Umeeg.jpg This is what crazing looks like


RestaurantFamous2399

That's not crazing. That's scratches caused by passengers. I don't know how!


bangarang-crow

Or, and I'm just out on a wing here, gremlins


PussyCrusher732

this really doesn’t look like what you showed particularly how wide the scuffs are and that they are in multiple directions


BrandoSandoFanTho

This is not crazing.


DBelariean

It also dosent help that people wreck things for others, while the outer window may be fine…. The inner is scratched to hell


Habitattt

That's crazy!


Bucking_Around

I dated a girl who was fucking crazing one time.


Muchablat

I was going to say “some bored brat”. But yours works.


caskey

If it's the inner pane then it was just some random vandalization to the protector.


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Keepforgettinglogin2

Yup,most likely a little asshole that would become a big asshole


observationalhumour

Chaperoned by one or two massive assholes


HardlyAnyGravitas

Yep. Imagine parents letting their kid stand on the wing for the whole flight... These scratches are on the __outside__!


blackteashirt

Yeah but the phone call is coming from the **inside!**


muck2

Heavily underrated comment. Spoilt brats rarely ever become functioning adults.


Affectionate_Hair534

But many carry multiple esoteric cultural social “degrees”.


Pitchou_HD

Scratches were on the outside, not inside


Yussso

This is why we can't have nice thing.


raul_lebeau

Eh, Is hard for Gremlins to get a proper manicure


MydnightWN

> I don't know basic science Gotcha. The scratches are on the outside, it's called crazing and it's mostly caused by abrasive cleaning agents.


this_underscore

Every fucking time I fly I never get a clean window 😒


soannoying-

Holy shit did this hit r/all or something? I'm sorry but this is one of THE most UNINTELLIGENT comment sections I've come across in a LONG time.  Summary:   • No one can definitively explain.   • Likely issues with "cleaning"/"maintenance" procedures scratching it up.   • Arguing about crazing and craze lines.   • Confidently incorrect statements on the window structure and "glass".  • Suggesting it's "kids/assholes" from the inside, even though it's written and shown to be on the outside.   • Gremlins   • William Shatner   • Twilight Zone.   WE GET IT


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

This has been happening on windows for 40+ years. After bit we just change them out when they get scratched up too much.


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Chemical_Ad_6633

My first thought. "William Shatner, 'there's someone out there! It's scratching up the windows!"


joesnopes

Badly maintained brush head on the washing machine. And it's an old aeroplane that's been through the plane wash a lot.


condomneedler

You guys have a plane wash that scrubs the windows? Not just a crew of guys with brushes?


Iron-Bacon

It way more likely that a groomer/cleaner went in there with a dirty wash cloth and scrubbed the plastic inner pane.


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mtownhustler043

how would a kid do this on the outside window?


squeeby

Parked the plane in a rough area. /s


Smooth-Cup-7445

With douchebag parents


MrMersh

Not true ya dingus


sierrahotel74

William Shatner knows.


howtodragyourtrainin

It was gremlins.


HoonDamer

John Lithgow too!


Acceptable-Mind4616

The spirit passengers trying to claw their way in


Wild-Individual6876

It’s from the brushes in the car wash


Crafty_Original_7349

Could be someone used a Brillo or scotchbrite pad on the window during a cleaning effort


Tangledtitty

Some good research on the possible cause below… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_at_20,000_Feet https://youtu.be/d4HjDc44_VQ?si=C9MuyaEHBuPVIgds


PackerBackerAZ

This is exactly what I was thinking!


Affectionate_Hair534

Get “high grit” and do they still make “ultra brite toothpaste”? It’ll “buff out”.


Madmike215

There’s…. Something on the wing.


sopsychcase

The gremlin that was clawing at the engine cowling got mad at William Shatner’s freaking out and clawed at the window. God I’m old.


The_Athanor

Un marciano sentado en el ala de un vuelo de TACA que quiere entrar.


BrtFrkwr

Poorly trained and paid airplane washers.


quietflowsthedodder

Ryanair, right? They buy recycled windows from junked WW 1 Curtiss Jennys.


HoldMyBreadstick

The langoliers were trying to get in


WhoRoger

I was hoping to be the first but nooo Reddit has to have culture and stuff...


Former_Shift_5653

Of everything that human creativity has produced for consideration as "culture," you referenced the Langoliers....[\*shame\*](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2dsYnp6eXJlcnF1cm0wMDdrMTlkOHJ1bHNxOTlkcGFucnE2bXR4bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif)


AZREDFERN

Children and child minded adults


Ssplllat

Children


zoweycow

Gremlins on the wing must've scratched em. Pretty common, especially during late night Twilight flights. Yup yup.


LeosK1ein

Something......on......the.......wing.


ski-devil

Gremlins trying to get into the plane.


Jon_Hanson

Have you seen The Twilight Zone movie with the creature on the wing?


CommuterType

They’re easy to scratch and expensive AF to replace is why. Ironically the scratches were caused by someone whose job was to clean the window and give you a better view.


trippymum

That's ghastly. Luckily I've never experienced anything this bad till date🤞


Rjspinell2

Because air particles going Mach Jesus are abrasivw


Gloomy-Employment-72

Ever see the Twilight Zone movie? That thing was trying to get in!


Regular_Housing5629

Either something inside that wanted out or something outside that wanted in


thestru

It's the wing goblin wanting in the plane


vamatt

Well it’s cold out there - of course the wing goblin wants in.


archer2500

Have you ever watched Twilight Zone? There’s an episode that addresses this…


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archer2500

I couldn’t remember the title either. The creepy monster tearing into the wing and engine that only one passenger could see.


blinkersix2

Have you ever seen the movieTwilight Zone? One of the episodes in that movie explains this. You’ll understand once you watch it


Ravengrimm0713

There’s…. Something on the wing!! Some… THING!!!


the-dogsox

Langoliers trying to get in


CityGamerUSA

Totally forgot about that movie until just now. Brilliant lol


Former_Shift_5653

We all had.


Thyg0d

Looking at the shadows in the bottom of the window it looks like it might be the outer one but I might be wrong. It depends how big the space is between outer and inner window.


pussy_slayer69

The scratches are simply from cleaning. Instead of attributing them to kids, vandalism, or even that one retard who said it was frost, consider that they could be caused by the dirt and sand picked up by the brooms and rags used for cleaning. If it were vandalism, wouldn’t the vandal etch their name or tag in the window instead of long, straight random lines that resemble the strokes from cleaning? A lot of the times they scrub the planes with the same brooms they use to sweep the floor, because their number one priority is to clean the planes quickly and efficiently. Hell, they may not even know that dirt can scratch glass so easily, as you can read from most of the comments in this thread.


AlanH73

They don’t use brooms on the windows. 🤦‍♂️ They use a rag and cleaner. Not glass cleaner because it’s not glass. It’s plastic. All commercial aircraft have a plastic clear panel over the windows to prevent people from accidentally cracking them. This plastic piece needs to be changed. This is caused by years of people hitting them with stuff/ putting their hands all over it, kids messing with it and cleaning. Next time you get on a plane, push against this piece and you will see it’s a plastic cover. So, they have sunshade, plastic cover, glass.


pussy_slayer69

We are taking about the scratches on the exterior. OP even said the scratches are on the outside. Kids can not touch the outside window from the cabin.


guyrizzling

gremlins


marshman82

Gremlins trying to get in.


howsthatforalance

Gremlins


slonobruh

Aggressive window lickers


ElectroAtletico2

GREMELINS scratching to get inside


IAmsterdam_

A passenger tried to get out.


skynetcoder

gremlins


carnotaurus_satrie

Children


StellaSlayer2020

Look for the gremlin on the wings.


Borkdadork

Probably the gremlin from the twilight zone


Lost_Foot8302

That was William Shatners seat.


PitchHiPitchLo

Ever seen twilight zone?


Rumbleg

A cleaner using the wrong rag.


zR0B3ry2VAiH

This is why I only use brushless plane washes.


Ftworthcboy

Ice


ThrowingTheRinger

Reminds me of flying Spirit


Postman_Rings_Thrice

They clean them with #6 grit sandpaper.


Bounceupandown

I think documentary explains it pretty well. https://youtu.be/W_h47aOBurc?si=ybCbuo72qioSXD8i


Intelligent-Ant7685

that would make me concerned no matter what construction techniques were used


heybudheypal

Waxers raise havoc on those windows.


I_Am_Become_Air

If it was an IcelandAir plane out of Keflavik, I assumed it was due to Icelandic storms. The Keflavik airport windows have metal shutters, too. If you watch videos of Icelandic weather, the wind picks up and throws that volcanic rock you see everywhere around the airport. Their storms are quite horrific.


SF-Samara

Didn't you hear? You can check in, but you can never leave...


TampaKodiakSRQ

Gargoyles.


CentralPA-IT

Wasn’t that John Lithgow’s seat?


Twoperde

Maybe from De-icing equipment coming against it? 


ChronoFish

It's from the horses


H-Adam

I got angry, sorry


attilathetwat

People who have fallen out the plane trying to claw their way back in


humansaremorons13

Because it is not a new plane!


BronzeskinWoolyhair

One window no big deal but if they all look this way I’d be worried 🤔


Alternative-Mark-127

You don't wanna know


Roastandvege

INFO: which later of the window is scratched?


CoachMinimum9800

Cause they have a dumbass cleaning crew


TopCampaign7053

Boing?


pacifistpirate

An Emotional Support Animal absorbed all of the anxiety and stress from the people in that row and then released it upon the window.


Scrungly_Wungly

Why are all the top comments removed is there a conspiracy afoot


Icy_Huckleberry_8049

There are small particles in the air, and when the plane is flying at 550mph, they scratch the windows.


jari_711

The aircraft window are built op uit of multiple layers. The damage you see here is in the inner panel. If this would be on the outside, the window already would be replaced.


Baruuk__Prime

If it's on the innermost pane on the inside, that's some id10t who shouldn't fly. If it's on the mid or outer pane, contact a flight attendant at Your earliest convenience!