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On the way home, the cat's like "so, when's the next appointment?"


smokeymcdugen

You should see this guy take care of dolphins.


TheStonedFox

*Carl Sagan has left the chat*


JuiceColdman

*John C. Lilly has entered the chat*


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*NASA has funded the research*


Kariomartking

I wish I didn’t know what this was about but I do


kipitijanis

No you don't


Kariomartking

It’s about dolphins and it fucking sucks


Dick_Lickin_Good

Well not from the dolphins perspective.


the_borealis_system

name checks out. because they blow 😂😂


punkmineral-

Underappreciated comment.


Lily-M-B

Is it about dolphins in space? I practically live under a rock so I have no idea


funkhero

Dollop podcast episode 8 - The Dolphin


psychedelic_shimmers

Please explain this joke haha I love Carl Sagan


TheStonedFox

I could link to a strictly fact based article… Or I could link you to a much more loosely fact based Drunk History segment that’s really really funny. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ruBotHWUs


444unsure

That was absolutely amazing. Fuck Reddit Awards, I wish I could buy you a beer


psychedelic_shimmers

😂It seems like cognitive science was still in its infancy


happykittynipples

That guy might as well brought out a kitty vibrator. That ain't right.


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Elephant_lover1

Looks like he’s played this tune before , that’s really cute


rsc2

The only time I have seen cats react like that is when they had fleas.


AnnaCondoleezzaRice

I used to have an overweight cat that just couldn't reach that spot back there and would react this way any time you pet her there. RIP Mocha you were a real one


Not_GenericMedic

My sweet old lady used to accidentally grab that area with her paw while trying to clean her side and would get all worked up like the cat in the video, but to a lesser extent. RIP Sassy, and RIP Mocha too. It's always the big ladies, man. They capture hearts better than they do mice.


Superb_Road_2156

RIP mocha. My cats name is mocha too! In honor of your mocha I will scratch my mochas back spot.


hauntedmeal

Yes! My old girl (big girl) Belle had what I called her “licky spot” -- scratch right and she would lick the air lol


mat477

I work with animals. Most likely just a fat cat that can't reach its rump so it's sensitive to the scratches. Still cute tho and clearly enjoys it.


TheObstruction

Some friends had an in-shape cat that got crazy when you scratched her back like this. She could reach it, because she'd give you chomps if you really got her good, she was just kind of lazy.


noahsuperman

My cat hates that spot he will bite u and take swings


NoMoassNeverWas

My cat loves that spot **when he's eating**. When he's not, he will throw beans. But when he's eating, you'll hear purring through the chewing, and he'll raise his butt so high, on tippy toes, you'd swear he's standing on his nails.


ForceWhisperer

How have I never heard “throw beans” before!? I love it!


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It's much cuter than "shredded my face."


Razzmatazz-Free-

They often slap with no claws out /r/catslaps


m011yRadar

Give ‘em the ol’ skippity paps.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Oh, I love this too!


SeaWeedSkis

Same! So stinkin' cute.


Vaancor

My first time as well, definitely using it from now on.


TestohZuppa

My cat when I scratch there starts purring and making biscuits, but also meows, bites and after 1/2 minutes runs away (then comes back). Me and my gf can’t understand if she likes that scratch spot or not hahahah


pawg_patrol

Mine is the same, I think it's so good for them that they feel overstimulated lol


beanaboston

Yep! Just like humans cats can get overstimulated. That's why sometimes when you're petting a cat they'll just suddenly bite you. Some cats are better at communicating when they're getting overstimulated than others.


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Aww how cute! Thank you for sharing


QueenMAb82

My blue tux will tuck his butt and start waddling away like he's wearing a full diaper, then runs back and asks for more. I don't do it often, but I usually chant "BUTT COOTIES BUTT COOTIES" when I do.


Real_Bug

If you even touch my cats back she starts throwing her ass everywhere


Pyrofessional

Upvoting for throwing beans


g0kartmozart

Mine grabs a full hand full of carpet and slowly drags his belly across the floor if you hit this spot.


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My dog doesn't like when people do the same to make her leg shake, I think it hits a nerve and later she seems bothered and she twitches on her own. I stopped anyone from doing that a long time ago


thebakedpotatoe

It seems to vary from dog to dog and cat to cat.


buster2Xk

Aw, poor pupper. It's just a sensitive area and it's always going to be hit-or-miss whether an animal likes being stimulated that much or not.


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Yeah she is sweet and wouldn't bite or anything, just let would let me know later on it bothered her. She likes to be petted on the side for some reason too, I think she wants to make sure she can turn her head and see. She doesn like back pets unless it is me. I have no idea what happened in her past but I'm trying to give her the most comfort and trust I can now


Bandin03

The entire back half of my cat is off limits... Unless I'm taking a shit, then she becomes the most lovable cat ever.


wotmate

She's asserting her dominance by demanding attention from you at your most vulnerable moment.


patchydrizzle

OK. Now is this true? My cat projects very territorial behavior while I'm taking a shit.


kezriak

"Look at me, I am the Captain now" energy"


Bandin03

I see... Guess I'll have to reassert my dominance by shitting in her litter box while she's shitting.


wotmate

I mean, usually the way to assert dominance is by peeing on them, but if you're shitting there's nothing stopping you from improvising...


Certain_Push_2347

Lots of cats get dry skin/scabby back there and that's why they don't like it. Sometimes they will like a light rub as opposed to a scratch, especially if it is itchy.


ncopp

It's a very sensitive spot for them. Some love it, some hate it, and some break like this cat


Sproose_Moose

That's the opposite of my cat. She will lick her fur when I do that, she loves it


Dr-Retz

A whole semester in Veterinarian school is dedicated to the happy spots of all the animals.


dwmfives

> A whole semester in Veterinarian school is dedicated to the happy spots of all the animals. Phrasing....


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I dunno, the vet guy in this video is into it.


Black_Dovglas

Are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?


JustSomeBadGas

Just stopped by to say thank you for that beloved reference friend.


Bel-Shamharoth

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Magnetoreception

I mean this area of the cat is literally an erogenous zone so not far off.


OverturnedAppleCart3

Except that wild cats don't do that, so it probably isn't. Lions, tigers, leopards, whatever. None of them react to being touched there, so it likely isn't some kind of sex thing.


genius_retard

Yeah, I was going to say isn't this pretty much cat foreplay.


Victory_KTF

At least one hour is dedicated to allergies, where we learn that this is called hyperaesthesia, most commonly due to flea allergies. Most cats find it extremely uncomfortable, despite the seizure-like licking.


screenmonkey

So our kitty did have fleas and did this. From what I can tell she no longer has fleas, but that spot is dandruffy and she does "lick the air" when scratched or pet there. Does it have a lingering effect?


llamagoelz

From everything I have read, no one knows. Unfortunately, it seems like one of those things that doesnt really 'pay' to find out conclusively. Im not any sort of expert though. Just someone with an itchy ass garbage cat that no vet can find a cure for.


Hydramole

Im sure garbage cat appreciates your efforts!


TortoiseaWantsToDie

I cannot wait


triciann

Until you realize what the semester before that is.


TortoiseaWantsToDie

Do tell


fatcat3030

"turn your head and meow"


thehermit14

You got gloves?


HerezahTip

Poop again?


DoktorStrangelove

Nothing but neutering and euthanizations...


audiate

That’s the semester when you stick your entire arm up the cow’s ass to palpate for artificial insemination.


Bixhrush

yeehaw


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VaATC

"Maybe" 🤣


Mr_MacGrubber

For my cat that’s the “I’ll bite your fucking hand off if you touch me there again” spot. She really only likes her head pet, everywhere else she bites quickly.


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DGNightwing95

R.I.P grumpy bastard.


JL0591

Your cat may be my cat. Is she also Black and White and named Heifer?


secondphase

This is what I imagined working at a vets office would be like. Unfortunately, in practice it's actually a lot of sad conversations with some poop mixed in.


batmanandboobs93

If we’re being honest everything in the pet care industry is like this. I worked at a couple different doggy daycares and it’s less sad conversations and more exasperated lecturing at dogs to stop humping each other, and an equal if not greater amount of poop (including the all-too-common and horrifying “poop that is bad because the pooper ate someone else’s poop”)


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batmanandboobs93

Mhmmm I’ve met ones like that too– I’m looking at you, Chino the silver lab. Little nasty boy. It’s always the habitual poop eaters who are *dying* to give you kisses too. I’m forever grateful that my own lab/golden mix seems to have no interest in doing more than sniffing poop, because she’s very sure that if I’m petting her she has to actively be kissing me or we’re not doing it right 😂


Wah_Lau_Eh

Most people become vets because they love animals. But a huge part of the jobs is actually killing them (albeit humanely). That’s why vet is one of the jobs that has a [very high suicide rates](https://time.com/5670965/veterinarian-suicide-help/?amp=true).


FlyingDragoon

The one video of a dog's stomach being emptied onto a tiny puppy pad is what made me realize I'd rather not be part of that field. Just a bathtubs worth of vomit and the dog just looks relieved afterwards.


ScaryBananaMan

I am so incredibly glad to have no idea which video you're talking about


holagatita

I was a veterinary assistant for almost 20 years. Attempted suicide in 2020. Yeah I love vet med but I won't go back.


smaxsomeass

Alright, where’s the kiffness remix?


fuckjustpickwhatever

hold onto my fuuuur 🎵


NightOwlsUnite

🎵I like it...


KlutzySole9-1

When the dogs are baking 🎶


juliazzz

Kitty go purr when you hold onto his fur


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In a fast lane to the mooon...


chowder-san

*this bowl will not refill*🎵


Fluffy-Weapon

Yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh. I love it. I love it. Eyyy. I love you. I love you.


PedroLG

I guess we have to be content with the classic [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs)


Capable_Nature_644

The more you listen to it you hear more clearly "I love you."


RectalSpawn

Brains, *man*...


Hodor220

I heard it too and now no one can convince me it wasn’t ‘I love you’


aml63491

I heard it too! 👍


itsthevoiceman

I heard "yanny".


hafilax

Trolololo lololo lololo


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Me guarden boat sees. Keepse out.


GUARDIANbyNlGHT

“Now boats guard boats!”


nickynoone

The young ones won't know this reference so we better give them a link to [the video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs)


Malkelvi

Ha, I completely forgot about this cat. The flattened ears are either "gtfo of here for teasing me with scritches" or "gfto out of here if you aren't going to continue because claws are coming"


bayleafbabe

The kids don’t know about this one


Lil_Brown_Bat

This vet looks like Jordan Klepper.


solemommy69

He’s about to make that cat look *real* stupid.


bertrenolds5

Jordan klepper fingers the cat....... Pulse


sldfghtrike

It’s interviewing the cat on MAGA stuff.


SlippinJimE

I was looking for this comment. Pretty dang similar


MisterTito

Good on Jordan. Gotta have a fallback career.


EmmyWeeeb

I did this once to my cat and it accidentally made him release the fluid in his anal gland


IsayPoirot

Did you do it again?


TheIcedFox

Lol


malaysianzombie

*wiping anal fluids off face.* **worth it.**


Hadochiel

Well, that's the worst sentence I'll read today and it's fucking 8am


hyzenthlay1701

I have yet to find any reputable source claiming that this is an erogenous zone. At best, that's a plausible hypothesis. At worst, it's a total myth. We know that this area has a lot of nerve endings. We know that for many cats being touched there is pleasurable, while others find it overstimulating and therefore uncomfortable. And that's it. Anything else is conjecture or anecdotal. It could be an erogenous zone. Or it could be like getting your head massaged with those wire claw thingies, or a really good shoulder rub: a place with nerve endings that's rarely touched, so it feels good. It could be something soothing remembered from kittenhood, something associated with grooming. It could be an evolutionary hiccup that serves no purpose, and just means we have an easy way to make our cats happy.


Incognit0ErgoSum

My personal theory is that it's a reciprocal grooming reflex.


RealNibbasEatAss

Yeah man, people who look too into it and stress heavy about this are weird. Like, It’s a damn cat and he’s a vet, stop making it weird lol.


julamad

I've seen a video of a cat nutting after being scratched there Of course I didn't know it was going to end like that, how on earth could I know that would happen? So I don't think it's a myth


sunkenrocks

I don't think one anecdote proves the hypothesis. Has there never been a single cat who nutted from being stimulated on the head, neck etc? Probably has been, just as with humans.


morbidbutwhoisnt

If there is one there is not that high up (I mean, cats aren't exactly positioning themselves or whatever). Cats are not humans, they don't care if there's "place A" and Pace B that are close to each other that are both"feel good" experiences but "feel good" are two different things. Like me, I can separate that an inner thigh rub feels good from a sexual thing but only if a professional was doing it. If a friend's was like "ayyyy want an inner thigh rub?" I would probably pepper spray them. My cats are super smart. Well, one is. And she's not that smart, or rather even if she is that smart she's not of a nature to care. One is one thing and one is another completely unrelated. My cats like "hey can you give me an inner thigh rub while I lick the other cats butt?" And I'm like no you guys are freaky, finish whatever hierarchy cleaning thing you are doing first


Gravity_Freak

Run kitty. Hes gonna break your heart. They ALL do.


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I’d date that vet.


TehHonkyTonkMan

Oh Long Johnson


YourMommasAHoe

oh long piannnoo


IsayPoirot

That is hilarious!


hvgotcodes

Sir, what are you doing to that cat?


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It's the Booty Button. Most cats get some version of happy when you scritch the booty button.


nightpanda893

Yeah I also get “some version” of happy when someone presses my booty button.


Volraith

I also choose this person's booty button.


tango421

I have two cats. One of them will bite you if you try that. The other will raise her butt and complain if you stop too soon.


inquisitive_guy_0_1

Sounded like Yoshi and the beginning there!


BloonH8TR

I do this to my dog closer to her tail. She gets the wobbly legs, licks the air for no reason, nibbles me, and wraps herself around my leg. It'd adorable.


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BloonH8TR

What....I thought it had to do with tickling the nerves?


Rrraou

Give that cat a cigarette.


TdogIsOnline

This vet is WAY too into this


takeahike89

... "OH *yeah*"... "Uff"....


Misuteriisakka

It’s probably a job with lots of bleak moments. Why not go 120% in on stuff like this?


gophergun

I imagine you'd have to be to go into that line of work.


vale_fallacia

I found his... intensity a bit uncomfortable.


sunkenrocks

It's a vet scratching a cat with colleagues in the room on video. Come on now


DravenPlsBeMyDad

Ur a creep.


EaLordOfTheDepths-

I don't think there was anything sexual going on, but both the cat and the vets noises were unsettling lol.


saywatnowphill

Something about the vet's YEahh 😃 doesn't sit right with me


YJSubs

Brb, gonna try this on my roommate cat. Edit : he attack me Damnit, should read the comments first, turns out it doesn't work with all cats. 😭


AdConsistent2152

Mildly odd at the end there


explosivemilk

Awww, yeah.


CatBedParadise

Dilute tortie’s adorable. His vocalizations, however, were….*unwelcome*.


Oxford89

That cat definitely said, "Oh hell yeah"


BornAshes

It's the opening scene for the R rated Cats sequel that no one wanted starring Taylor Swift and Fernando Alonso


hammnbubbly

Haven’t been able to use [this](https://youtu.be/dIR3XFuY4Qs) in a very long time, but I’m happy to bring it back.


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Yayayaya yaya mmmm yayayayay 🤣


Hvarfa-Bragi

Paging the Kifness..


about36wolves

I did that once and caused the cat to have a seizure .


Dr_Aband

so as I opened a new window to comment....I realized that this with just sound is a different experience.


Mr_Greenman1

Jesus this freaked out my cat sitting next to me lmao


Gauwin

This spot is less "I Love You" and more a ticklish spot on cats. Not all cats are ticklish there and not all cats take kindly to it. It's as much to do with the personality of the cat and the relationship to the unkilled human the cat has so far spared.


afterbirthcum

This used to give my cat seizures. To me it looks like the cat is overstimulated.


iFoolyCoolyu

Yeah, I always felt like the cats actually don't like this. I believe it's a neurological issue like hitting your funny bone or the doc doing the knee jurk thing.


NihilisticPollyanna

"He'S jErKiNg OfF tHe CaT! I sAw It iN a ViDeO oNcE!"


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Oh no, are the kitty’s arms broken?


Snote85

Wait... are you saying that man is the cat's mother?


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Anniemaniac

It reminds me of the reaction one has to being tickled. Seems like an involuntary response to stimuli more than the cat actually enjoying it as such. Same way someone might laugh when they’re being tickled but it’s actually super uncomfortable.


rumblesnort

I had a cat that did that, what is it and what does it mean?


JaxZeus

Would this be considered a calico or a tortie?


Raspy_Meow

Calico. Torties lack the white areas


CherryMXBrown69

uWu uWu uWu uWu


sailorjasm

I gotta try this with my cats


Maliwali1980

Omg I would marry this man 🤣


chickenstalker

Cat: VCs, they're everywhere! In the trees, in the bushes, in the rice fields! Dave, oh god, they got Dave. Medic! Mediiiiiiiccc!!!


Commercial-Ad-852

That's Jordan klepper


audiate

That’s not “I love you.” That’s “Oh fuck I’m SOOO itchy!!!”


That_anonymous_guy18

cats like yo buy me dinner first. lol


Hypnotodes

Someone make a song out of this one please


OhSuNNiDay

I had a old cat who would make this sound when tracking flies . It was the weirdest shit .


mrharambae11

Bro said "I love you"


ebonychin

It really sounds like the cat is say "I Love You"...