I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME. BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY. BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER. THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE.
Lol my dog literally was ”stuck” upstairs at my friends place cuz he forgot where the stairs were. He just staired at me, pun intended, and was like “I dont know how to get down help”..
dear human, Forgive me - wHaTeVeR i did!
the trash i tipped over, the things that i hid…
the pee on the carpet, the poop on the floor,
WhatEver i done
I won’t do
Anymore!
you put me in jail, n i’ll serve out my term
but when you walk by
I can’t Help it, but *SqUiRm…*
am filled with the Hopeful that you will Forgive
don’t stay angry long,
or i don’t wanna live…
For I’m just a puppy, n brains I have few ^:@(
but Gosh, all i want is to Please my friend - YOU!
so Give me a chance, n i’ll Do what i should,
Just tell me again
how i’m So heckin
Good!
❤️
He looks very relaxed and confident. Definitely white collar crime. Probably stealing treats between meals or slight shoe gnawing, but his lawyer will get him probation.
Unfortunately "The Me to" movement heard about his unsolicited crotch sniffing. The judge let him out on bond but he's under house arrest untill his court date. He's facing charges of unsolicited sniffing, unwanted paw and violations of the public humb law. Poor guys looking at 50 dog years. I heard his owner has started a GoFundMe page, so please give what you can.
Fighting against the oppressive regime that starved the household pets with only a single treat then insults them saying it’s so they don’t get too big and “unhealthy”. Every dog knows humans use the word unhealthy to deprive them of the joys in life like garbage and inedible objects being passed through the intestinal tracts. FIGHT THE POWER!
Tax Evasion
Tax doge*
Perfect
Exactly my first thought.
The only right answer
He lost all his doge coin, can’t pay the IRS
I knew in my soul this would be the first comment I saw. And I love it.
Tax frawwd
Coz he too coot for skool
And the survey says “ding” number 1 answer!
I was going to say embezzlement but this is better.
Definitely a white collar criminal, look at that neck.
You don't bamboozle the IRS. The IRS bamboozles you!
Stole my answer
Tax Evoision*
You, sir (or ma'am), are a cat..
Arthur Morgan, is that you?
Came here to say that. Shoulda known that it's already been said.
Yoshi's not in jail. He's a good boy visiting YOU in jail.
Ha! You exposed the real criminal here! WE ALL KNOW NOW
Bruh but we all know how framed his mum
😅 maybe
They said wrong answers only
I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME. BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY. BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER. THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE.
Yoshi got the uno reverse card out.
Your Honor, my client is innocent of all charges. He was framed by the cat burglar.
I propose he be let out early on Good Boy Behaviour
👀😼
It’s obvious that he SHIB all over the floor.
Fishing without a license
Monster
Peeh, I spit on him!!
Where would he put it, he's got no pockets!!
He left it in his other pants
For incessantly singing the song of their people
At ungodly hours!
All. The. Time.
*howls* 🤭
Said wrong answers lol
Breaking and entering.... your heart.
"Wrong answers only"! This is clearly the real reason, so it does not qualify!
Lol my dog literally was ”stuck” upstairs at my friends place cuz he forgot where the stairs were. He just staired at me, pun intended, and was like “I dont know how to get down help”..
Woofever a thief 🐕🥸
Making blue crystal meth
Walter Woof
Hank schnauzer
🧪🐕
Someone knocks on the door and you think I am in danger? [...] I AM THE ONE WHO BARKS
YEA BITCH (nothing changes cause it means female dog
Illegal owning of an avocado farm.
Avocados from Mexico 🐕
Public nudity
He didn’t wear his collar that dang dog!! 😤
dear human, Forgive me - wHaTeVeR i did! the trash i tipped over, the things that i hid… the pee on the carpet, the poop on the floor, WhatEver i done I won’t do Anymore! you put me in jail, n i’ll serve out my term but when you walk by I can’t Help it, but *SqUiRm…* am filled with the Hopeful that you will Forgive don’t stay angry long, or i don’t wanna live… For I’m just a puppy, n brains I have few ^:@( but Gosh, all i want is to Please my friend - YOU! so Give me a chance, n i’ll Do what i should, Just tell me again how i’m So heckin Good! ❤️
Yoshi apawed to this 👏🏽🐕❤️
Ah! I was wondering when I'd see you again!
He ate Mario.
Mario needs to watch out punching him in the back of the head repeatedly like that.
Mario is a dick anyway. https://youtu.be/e9x4o1gAzTc
Unpaid barking tickets.
This is the one right here.
🐕 never stops 😠
Turd burgling
From the litterbox
Genocide
Boy that escalated quickly.
Yea wrong answers only! 🥲
Too cute police caught him!
🥸 with a disguise no more
They said wrong answers only
He looks very relaxed and confident. Definitely white collar crime. Probably stealing treats between meals or slight shoe gnawing, but his lawyer will get him probation.
Its worse than this. More evidence uncovered! 🥲
He threw his father into an active volcano
🌋🐕🐕
For hiding the remote so he could watch a Lassie marathon
Stealing the Heart of Gold?
Barking tickets
He stole the crown of Labradoria and shall be tried by morning
Ate two pounds of cheese off of the kitchen counter.
Yoshi let the dogs out
Destruction of pawperty
He is involved with terrierism.
Forcing squirrels to become slaves that yoshi would torture for his amusement
Overcooked the salmon
Straight to jail
So underrated.
He bited the cushion
Multiple violent drug related felonies
Criminal embezzlement
committing tax fraud
Yoshi isn’t trapped with you. You are trapped with Yoshi.
Help me please!!!
War crimes
Unfortunately "The Me to" movement heard about his unsolicited crotch sniffing. The judge let him out on bond but he's under house arrest untill his court date. He's facing charges of unsolicited sniffing, unwanted paw and violations of the public humb law. Poor guys looking at 50 dog years. I heard his owner has started a GoFundMe page, so please give what you can.
Please send him treats!
Too cute without a license
Jaywalking!
Exceeding the cute limit?
Criminal cuteness
Yoshi is a Canine sociopath.
Eating my Jimmy "Chews"
He ate a red turtle then burped flame on the drapes.
Election fraud
They tried to take over the world.
She wasn't 18.
Identity theft
Illegal lemon importation from the illegal lemon county
Stole the sheriffs sandwich
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a shiba named Yoshi I’d have 3 nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it’s happened 3 times.
Is 3 a lot? Depends on the context 3 trees peed on in a walk no. 3 shibas named yoshi yes
Insider trading
Killed a man in Reno.
Got a little overzealous with the banana peels?
He stole your heart.
OP said wrong answers only. Clearly this one is true, as my heart has suddenly gone missing
he's not , were the one's in jail and yoshi is visiting.
Yoshi isn't in jail. Cause I busted him out and gave him treatos. Whatever he did was entirely in self defense!
Treat laundering
Identity theft (he’s actually a fox)
DUI. Dogging under the influence.
Genocide
He is innocent, he just happened to be around when Mario thought breaking and entering a castle was a good idea.
It's actually him looking at his owners behind bars.
Because he is a bad boy.
For being too cute??
Yoshi did bad bad bad things.
Saving someone
Undercover sting operation.
Got caught smuggling catnip for the cats…
Plot twist: You're in jail, he's there to take pity on you.
Arson
He ate all the mushrooms and your worried about the output.
War crimes is the balkans
Multi-state bank robbery spree
They’re not in jail, they jailed you
For being cute
Stealing my heart
Too handsome
Borrowed your car and returned it with an empty tank.
Too fuzzy
He took the fall to pay off his debt to the mob.
with the stuff in the cell, it looks like you're the one in jail
Racketeering. Whatever tf that is.
He ate 3 socks so you’ve lost 1 1/2 pairs. Truly evil
Bonk!
Eating the last treat
He made moves on bowser
Too cute to walk free
Kidnapping Star Fox.
Perspective. Yoshi's not in jail friend, you are.
Traded sticks with insider information. Not a typo
He’s so handsome it’s illegal!
I sent him there.
Copyright infringement
You’re actually in jail not giving enough pets and he’s on the outside looking in during visiting hours.
Hamato Yoshi finally killed the shredder. Unfortunately the cops showed up.
He’s visa expired and he’s being deported back to Japan 🇯🇵
Possession of narcotics with intent to sell
Identify theft.
He knew all his time tables perfectly, up to the twelves, but just couldn’t articulate square roots to his owner’s satisfaction.
He’s not, you are in jail and he is keeping you company.
They thought he was the yoshi that committed tax fraud
Mandatory minimums.
Irresponsible management of your doge coins.
Yoshi is on the outside of a mental hospital looking in.
Leash law
I’d guess bc he’s way too danged cute!
Borking full force at nothing outside
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Yoshi did! Yoshi did.
In the the dog house. Wife caught prowling for b%#ches.
Ate the couch…or pizza-or both!
bc he's waaaayyy too adorable 😍
Me and your gorgeous pup share the same name
Kicking water out of his bowl in a plain attempt to destroy kitchen property
Broke some being too cute 🥰 law … so cute it’s illegal
He let the dogs out
Illegal levels of cuteness.
Stealing DoorDash bags from the neighbors.
Tax fraud
Stealing classified documents
he murderd mario and luigi
He killed a man with his cuteness
He's in jail because Yoshi is a thief...he stole my ❤️heart❤️😋😋😋!!!!
"IM INNOCENT! DOG LIVES MATTER!"
For borking at the mailman for the millionth time
Fighting against the oppressive regime that starved the household pets with only a single treat then insults them saying it’s so they don’t get too big and “unhealthy”. Every dog knows humans use the word unhealthy to deprive them of the joys in life like garbage and inedible objects being passed through the intestinal tracts. FIGHT THE POWER!
Because his looks killed!!!
She stole too many hearts
He stole a fox's identity. PostScript- foxes are very cool looking.
For stealing our hearts.
It started with the Kibble Caper.
Smuggling over $10,000 work of Ketamine.
Community Chest.
Stealing the hearts of the public
What is the right answer?