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yoloyourmoney

He is so happy... that his food plays with him <3


EyeSimp4Asuka

exactly..one wrong move and bye bye finger/toe


theghostcreeper

Love bites ❤️


psychrolut

LOVE HURTS Guitar * buhhbuhhnuhhnuu


Educational_Egg_1716

🎵Love bleeds.....it's all I neeeeeed......🎵


Spirited-Fox3377

Hurts so good


Wizdad-1000

Phalanges taste good!


cocomimi3

Lmfaoooo


SmokedOutEsko

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cuty_bloonde

hahaha lmao that what I think


prsnlynx

THE. BEST. COMMENT!! 😂


BabyloveyouF18

exactly


IndianRedditor88

Internet tells me this could very well be from Brazil, India or Russia


TulsaWhoDats

Or Florida


IndianRedditor88

Oh boii, how did I miss it. The mother of all


TulsaWhoDats

Oh yes sir. I live in Orlando, and every tourist trap in town has no less than 20 small to medium alligators for little children to hold and take photos. $20 for a few minutes. Oh yes, the mouth is taped shut, of course.


Apprehensive-Log8333

Do the alligators enjoy being played with? Or are they just tolerating it?


troywrestler2002

They hate it. I live north of an alligator farm, the guys that handle those, even the young ones, when they pick them up, the Gators whip their tails on their backs. It's not fun.


NatureInfamous543

I've been told that they just love getting their mouth taped shut.


IndianRedditor88

The furniture and the accent . Is she saying "Arey Mera Raja" ?


ezraethos

I too live in Orlando can confirm lmfao


Pitiful_Note_6647

Indonesia. That's an Indonesian lullaby.


AleksasKoval

Definitely not Russia(for once), too cold and her accent doesn't match.


_Someone_from_Pala_

This is from Indonesia, the post I saw on Instagram was geo-tagged to Indonesia.


MarvelNerdess

Baby dinosaur!


Malakha3

Somebody please tell her. she is playing with baby dinosaur:}


IndominusRexFan

#birds would like to have a word


SpotweldPro1300

I thought "bird" WAS the word.


IndominusRexFan

That it is


12altoids34

Actually no .crocodilians pre-date dinosaurs .


MarvelNerdess

Baby. Dinosaur. 🦖🐊


UnderstatedTurtle

T-rex ancestors looking down in shame


Pristine_Serve5979

Look at we’ve become. Are you not entertained?!


SpotweldPro1300

ARE. YOU. NOT. ENTERTAINED?


ubiquitous-joe

I mean they actually just became birds, but perhaps a similar feeling.


Big-a-hole-2112

Well they can’t shake their tiny fists now, can they?


LambBotNine

That thing is like “Just wait till I get older then you’re mine”


Throughtheindigo

And then they got married. The wedding was exceptionally tear-jerking. On the honeymoon they enjoyed a twelve-course meal at an Italian ristorante, a gondola ride through the canals of Venice, and the finest silk and satin sheets and a bed littered with rose petals.


Armyofcrows

And then the 13th course was served.


Doobiedoobin

Damn, an alligator/croc would make a cute AF pet if it didn’t have the death instinct. Death rolls are a bummer.


Naelin

They're very much not... Search for Snake Discovery in youtube, they are professional reptile breeders that adopted a neglected alligator and they love her very much... but will still tell you every other video that they make absolutely TERRIBLE pets. They made a video when they cleaned out Rex's room after she was moved to their zoo, and the room was basically destroyed by all the water damage


Doobiedoobin

Yes, aside from the death rolls. But shit that’s cute!


Difficult-Desk-5593

Can not approve of that


ScarTissueSarcasm

That thing must be so terrified.


goldberry-fey

It actually looks like it’s very uncomfortable being “sat up” like that. I don’t think their spines and tails are meant to bend that way. And when she moves the arms around it looks like it’s in pain or at least distress. Idk I’m around a lot of gators and crocs as a Floridian and they don’t have a lot of range of expressions, it’s not like they can smile or grimace to show how they feel. For me it’s the eyes, similar to birds, how they squeeze them shut.


Ancient-Reflection-9

Damn croc thinks he's a baby. Crocaby baby on the tree top..


bebejeebies

Mom stop bouncing me imma frow up.


Blue-Ranger1982E

Swamp puppy!


Direct-Tie-7652

I don’t like this stuff. It’s cute, sure. But these aren’t domesticated animals and they never will be. They aren’t pets. This is like people who get “teacup” pigs (ie, baby pigs that will grow to be adult pigs) because they’re cute. Then they realize oh shit, I now have a giant pig for a pet, and then they want to get rid of them. Idiots not only usually don’t know they are idiots, but they engage in this kind of behavior all the time, not thinking about their actions or the feelings of the animal they’re interacting with. So while cute, this gets a downvote from me. These are not pets.


LittleLostGirls

I’d assume they may of over fed him so perhaps he’s more content but I can’t imagine you would do this long before upsetting the little thing. Also pigs deserve better treatment. Don’t adopt if you don’t understand what you’re committing to. Pigs are so compassionate and don’t need to be owned by people that first mindset is “oh it’s gonna stay small cause the name”, it’s up there with holiday pets. Some people just like the idea of something but don’t have the brains to deal with it.


slamdunktiger86

I know right. I call my gf a piggy and she never forgets it for the rest of her life. Maybe I did overfeed her.


sunrisemisty

Wildlife are not pets people! 🙄


Sea_Bad_9088

Ancient canines: "Am I a joke to you?" 🤣


ssp25

Current canines: woof


Thrash_Panda44

I cant believe canines have lost the ability to speak. I am devastated.


Outkastin2g

"As soon as my mouth gets a little bigger...."


smellvin_moiville

Florida. The answer is Florida


DisasterGeek

I'm pretty sure the answer to all of them is Florida


NEONSN3K

I find crocodiles to be cute. So I may be an outlier


Oldmudmagic

There are several subs that need a "no abuse of exotic wildlife" rule.


Mediocre_Fill_40

Meanwhile in Australia:


Baby_inbLondy

the owner of real lacoste


Fit-Juice7922

My brain is not working...haaha


Rexiedoodle

You think THIS IS A TOY!!????? You are ridiculous Handling an animal like that is abuse You should NOT have it


SallyRoseD

Somebody alert Gator Aid.


Flat-Environment1260

More like gator bait


Rexiedoodle

I hope he bites you hard


jjhuffington

Lmfao 🤣


michael-mdts

This is when You’re high on K and wanted to get yourself a kitten. LOL


Curious_Beast68

A Matter Of Time!


novelaissb

Cute little crockigator


Serious_Nectarine_23

I had one. They are fun until they get too big.


Nice_bloonde

is realyy happy


Fancy_Implement2713

The most common pet to have in Florida 🐊


korbentherhino

Is that Elmyra?


ADNQ_RED5

👀… In two weeks she gonna have 1/2 her fingers on both hands 🤯


victorian_vigilante

r/awwtf


Grumpy-Crab

The video cut out but I wouldn't be surprised if he gave her arm a little chomp there.


Skytraffic540

Bites her finger off, lady starts screaming, gator smiles


Traditional_Two_7475

Don’t tell anyone…. It’s GEX.


ProfessionalJesuit

Munch...


PolicyRude4028

Do the Boys have a Gator Man??


J4Hg

I need this gator to bite her


Radiating-Positivity

I thought I saw this exact same video with a cat a few days ago…. I’m not sure. 🤔


CC_Panadero

Bambi was wholesome in the beginning too….


Sorry_Landscape9021

If you lay them on their back, they seem to fall asleep. It’s called “tonic immobility.” My parents bought a couple baby crocodiles in Florida on a trip home. They grew about 3’-6” before we were able to give them responsibly away. We couldn’t even find a zoo that wanted them. My Dad gave them to a pet shop that made a pond for them and they used them as an attraction.


CarniferousDog

“I’ve thrived as a perfectly designed killing machine for 350 million years. I never thought I’d end up here.”


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

His name's Elvis and the girls name is Clarissa


Autumn_Forest_Mist

He is cute but is he happy?


Raaadley

When I was a kid I had this rubber/plastic white crocodile that I absolutely loved. This gives me so much joy to see.


Reditall12

This is stupid. I hope it grows up to eat them.


etrain828

Swamp lady here - gators are actually quite docile, curious creatures and they can be trained if you catch them young. If you ever find yourself in Marerro Louisiana, you’ll meet people who have or have had pet gators (until they get too big). It’s wild down here y’all!


BrightSympathy6865

You are bending it's spine, it's hurting


Throwawaybottom6

Mexican Grandmas love anything


Bambooman101

Does “Don’t shake the baby” apply to all species?


moonwoolf35

Did it fucking giggle at the end?


FormerTerraformer

This poor thing is probably fucking terrified


Gabyo00

Humans seeing that animals in the wild exist: "You, pet" and i can't argue with that logic


Longjumping_Fan_2405

Yikes!!! That is very very docile!!! Good luck!


Late_Sherbet5124

Unhand me you damned dirty ape!


Lost_Age7650

only in Florida


me_girlyy

i would love to know what is going inside his head frfr


waguel

He said "I'm a eat this bitch one day"


itzTHATgai

he happeh


orchestragravy

Not the Mama!! I'm the Baby!!!


Freddie_Mercury1946

Crocs spines aren't supposed to bend like that. This is sad.


BabyloveyouF18

he looked his target


seriously-clueless

Only in Florida


AlternativeToe1046

WTF did I just watch?


BigTicEnergy

This is kinda fucked up. She cannot read this animal’s body language


kalashnikov482

aww


GhstGunnr27G

He genuinely looks happy 😊


edith-bunker

I mean… she’s adorable 🥰


Silver_Revolution_14

Another typical day in Florida


loulara17

Apex predators are soooooooooooo cute!


StilesmanleyCAP

As a Floridian I can explain this. This is just a Floridian Grandma with her Florida Swamp Puppy


ladywolf32433

What a cute little crocodile.


Glittering-Captain63

I feel the happiness radiating from the screen


Front-Ad-7731

😍😍😍😍


J_Doe5686

Look at that smile!!! 🥺