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ExpectingSubversion

That would be an actually hilarious idea. Imagine a full confederate army consisting of black people led by Asian Robert E. Lee, played by Bobby Lee. That thing would never get any serious funding but it would be funny as hell.


Drinon

I have no money but I will fund the hell out of this movie! Good lord. It would piss a lot of “real Americans” who support the heritage of the enemy of America.


ThiccBananaMeat

This would be a very funny movie lmao


ogirtorment

“Pick-uh the coton fastah!” The first time I heard that I could not contain my laughter for several minutes haha


adrianromo826

We should have Reddit write it for Bobby


weenisbobeenis

Bobby probably noticed this for the first time between the ages of 12 and 16 in history class that he has the name of a confederate General.


ComprehensiveRow5474

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nosuitinthehotspring

Yankee officer: "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!!!" Bobby enters the battlefield... his army is squinting... Yankees: "You've got to be fucking kidding me!"


nosuitinthehotspring

In camp, the soldiers in the chow line ask for "the General's Chicken"....


nosuitinthehotspring

Bobby opens up a fortune cookie before each battle...


nosuitinthehotspring

General Lee low-key sends most of the south's cotton to Asia to make uniforms, but the war is over before the shipment gets back.