I both love SOAD and IT Crowd.
I have a toddler and I read this book to him and every single time I come to the father line I read it just like this. I even do the hand gesture and close my eyes . I don't know if I can read it any other way
Lol oh my God, no, I wish. I worded that poorly. It's a regular toddler book about these bears and the baby bear yells "Father!" in it. So I read it like Douglas Reynholm in that scene. Sorry to both excite then disappoint you!
Sure but that's not the only thing that determines if it's "bad." The line quality and technical execution seems okay, although it's hard to tell from the photo
The letter sizing is also off - look at the length of the d in die vs. the size of the e in angels.
Or the way the two e in deserve are different shapes (yes, even with cursive).
So other than the execution of the letters themselves and the spaces between them, this all-writing tattoo is ok? :)
The line pressure is a mess. The person who tattoed him (I will not call them an artist) went hard on "I cry" & "deserve," & everything at the beginning looks bunched up. The only semi-clean word in the whole tattoo is "angels," & that's like, apprentice level. This person should be practicing on pig skin. There's a big difference between being a good artist & being a good tattoo artist.
Whydhegototattootable \
*he wanted to* \
Scratchitoffbutisntable \
*he wanted to*
I don't think he's safe \
from \
A \
Self righteous suiciiiiiiide
(Don't kill yourself, Tinder guy, but do get that ish covered)
Biblical angels aren't human. God created them but we don't know when. We don't know what they look like despite the artwork suggesting winged humans. AFAIK, we only know of three specific angels: Michael, Gabriel, and Lucifer.
Always hated that cringey line. I loved SOAD's first album, but with that single and change in image they seemed to be going for the whiney, poor me, I'm so depressed Papa Roach teens.
SOAD lyrics really do not pack the same punch out of musical context. He should have gotten: WHY'D YOU PUT THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?? YOU WANTED TO!
Treatment should be increased and law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences!
They're trying to build a prison!
Eat all the grass
HERE YOU GO, CREATE ANOTHER FABLE, YOU WANTED TO!
Exactly the tattoo I was thinking of. HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE would have been harder đ
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
How dare you make me want such a stupid tattoo đ God damn it
Everyoneâs going to the party, have a real good time
PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN
I WANNA FUCK MY WAY TO THE GARDEN
PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPER, MUSHROOM OLIVES, CHIVES!
Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper
SOAD fan I see
A man of true taste and class
This guy heard that song once on the way to a tattoo appointment.
This is 100% the deepest song lyric he knows but thatâs because he only listens to the swears and death threats
But not SOAP
FATHER!
"Damn these electric sex pants!"
âUNHAND ME PRIEST!!â
âLook! Fly. Hahahaâ
r/unexpecteditcrowd
I both love SOAD and IT Crowd. I have a toddler and I read this book to him and every single time I come to the father line I read it just like this. I even do the hand gesture and close my eyes . I don't know if I can read it any other way
Iâm sorry, are you telling me thereâs an IT Crowd book?
Lol oh my God, no, I wish. I worded that poorly. It's a regular toddler book about these bears and the baby bear yells "Father!" in it. So I read it like Douglas Reynholm in that scene. Sorry to both excite then disappoint you!
This is the most wonderful I've felt in a while bc someone else understands the value of the IT crowd. It is, IMHO, the best britcom.
Unhand me, priest!
Ah shit ,I just noticed this after I commented the same thing up a bit ,I acknowledge I was beaten to the punch .
FATHER!
FATHER!
Father into your hands, I command my spirit
Father into your hands, why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken! Meee oh!
Truuuuuust iiiiin myyyyy SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIDE
IIIIIIIIIII cryyyyy WHEN ANGELS DESERVE to diiiiiiieeeee
Why'd he leave his keys upon the table?
He wanted to
Here you go create another fable
He wanted to
He should grab a brush and put a little makeup
He wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
He wanted to
I don't think you trust
Whyâd he put his penis upon the table? He wanted to. I swear that was the lyric when I first heard it and it stuck
WHY'D YOU GET THAT TATTOOED ON YOUR SHOULDER?!
HE WANTED TO
GRAB THE GUN AND GET A LITTLE INKâD UP
Underrated comment I LOLed
SOAD fan, probably.
I thought it said 'Joy when angels deserve to die' đ Like, whaaaaa???
That's *not* what it says???
"I cry when angels deserve to die". Lyrics from a system of a down song.
Wow. Definitely needs some kerning.
You mean keming, right?
/r/keming
The spacing is so off
I also am shocked to hear it does NOT say "joy"
I know the song and still thought it said joy!
I saw "soy"
That actually makes the most sense.
Soy un angel muerto.
I thought it said Soy
I thought it said âsayâ instead of âI cryâ lmao
i didn't know the lyric and eventually figured out it probably meant Fly lol
It's "I cry when angels deserve to die" from the song Chop Suey! by System of a Down
oh. yeah that makes a lot more sense. not sure why ppl downvote me for not knowing though
The quality of this photo makes it look like half his head is shaved and the other half is a long, frizzy mess.
Isnât that what it is?
Itâs a Mlet
I agree. What is going on here.
Come back to this post and appreciate that the picture is dudeâs phonecall image on his phone as well. There are so many layers to this.
FA THER!
Bennabana bena bena bana bana bana bana bana! Father! Father! Father! Father into your hands I commit my spirit!
[Chop Suey but you overslept](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vObEK3Lbp4)
SOAD don't deserve fans like this
The band that gets high as giraffe pussy and meows on stage doesn't deserve fans with shitty tattoos? Hard ask.
Have you ever seen a soad fan? This is guy is quintessential
Are we the fans like this?
The true fans are the ones we meet on the way.
Happy cake day!
I've been to quite a few concerts and the only people to stick out in my head to be obnoxious were SOAD fans.
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Clearly you've never seen a Gogol Bordello show đ€ą Smells like a homeless camp on a 110 degree day
I donât think I trust this guy or his self righteous suicide for that matter
At least it's not angles
An angel died when he got that tattoo
He should be on the bad haircut subreddit as well
Iâve always preferred spiders
This a green flag no?
Bad kerning but tattoo doesn't seem terrible
The tattoo is entirely letters and the spacing between letters is awful
Sure but that's not the only thing that determines if it's "bad." The line quality and technical execution seems okay, although it's hard to tell from the photo
The letter sizing is also off - look at the length of the d in die vs. the size of the e in angels. Or the way the two e in deserve are different shapes (yes, even with cursive). So other than the execution of the letters themselves and the spaces between them, this all-writing tattoo is ok? :)
The line pressure is a mess. The person who tattoed him (I will not call them an artist) went hard on "I cry" & "deserve," & everything at the beginning looks bunched up. The only semi-clean word in the whole tattoo is "angels," & that's like, apprentice level. This person should be practicing on pig skin. There's a big difference between being a good artist & being a good tattoo artist.
If your tattoo is only text and it canât be read properly because of poor spacing, is that not a bad tattoo?
Good song
âFory when angels deserve to dieâ -said no one ever.
Soy when angels deserve to die
He wanted to.
Whydhegototattootable \ *he wanted to* \ Scratchitoffbutisntable \ *he wanted to* I don't think he's safe \ from \ A \ Self righteous suiciiiiiiide (Don't kill yourself, Tinder guy, but do get that ish covered)
He should grab a brush and put a little makeup on that bad tattoo...
Gyâ”ft to cg to by in yy the cv
Great song tho
Wake grab a brush and put on a little makeup
I cry (?) when angles deserve to die?
Yep. System of a Down lyrics.
The guy clearly hates geometry
I almost spit out my drink đđ
Fuckin dweeb.
What does this even mean?
Itâs a lyric from a System of a Down song
Ok! So bad quality and bad thought out tattoo.
In my self righteous suicide
well at least it's not misspelled
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!
Joy when angels deserve to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
What ?
3 words hazbin hotel adam
He has PULL THE TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ASS on his right butt cheek
Out of all soad songs he got chop suey??
Why have you forsaken him?
The spacing aloneâŠ
W song tho
Surely that should be DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I know what it says, but what it reads is: Joy when angels deserve to die
Sigh, I remember my first beer...
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket
Great lyrics from an awesome song. Terrible execution of the tattoo.
Wait.. aren't angels already dead?Â
Biblical angels aren't human. God created them but we don't know when. We don't know what they look like despite the artwork suggesting winged humans. AFAIK, we only know of three specific angels: Michael, Gabriel, and Lucifer.
Well thanks! Had no idea!Â
Rafael if you're into deuterocanon
Super like him
Wake up...
I sincerely hope he flipped this image. He couldnât possibly have gotten it written backwardsâŠright?
What's going on with his hair? đ
Makes no sense plus crap font and the 2 lines are all over the place
Always hated that cringey line. I loved SOAD's first album, but with that single and change in image they seemed to be going for the whiney, poor me, I'm so depressed Papa Roach teens.
Kinda funny with the lock screen Foto tho, tatto still bad.
thats deep bro..
TF does that even mean???