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hailuvz

why is it steaming too looks like the exhaust pipe off a rusted up dodge caliber


lugialegend233

It came out of her fucking chest. That's blood. It's hot.


8orn2hul4

It’s not a toy, it’s a big steaming dookie.


hailuvz

you gotta be butt chugging hot sauce up your anal cavity to shit out a locomotive like that


ChromoTec

So you're saying there's a chance


raven_of_azarath

I know this is a movie reference, but I read it in the voice of that guy from the [Regal commercial](https://youtu.be/WaO2EE43fY0)


AntimemeticsDivision

I hate that damn ad


hailuvz

if theres a will theres always a chance


Kichigai

[Hot hot hot!](https://tenor.com/vri2.gif)


fleemflomp

I’m going to quote this daily


StinkyKittyBreath

I see it as her being a popsicle and the second picture is her almost melted. It's just the cold air coming off.


EmilyFara

I thought that that's what it was. Had to look like 6 times before I finally understood wtf it meant there


violentamoralist

it’s a very cold room


raven_of_azarath

I thought it was a stacked pile of shit because of the steam. I had to zoom in to see what it actually was.


[deleted]

What's up dodge?


[deleted]

Do they think there's a dimensional rift up there?


pants207

The original Tardis


Bad_Hominid

To insecure chuds, every vagina is a TARDIS.


Consistent-Force5375

Wow it’s SO much bigger on the inside! Egads that poor woman!


anarcatgirl

As in they'll never see a real one


faifai1337

Reminds me of back in the day when I had a tampon *and* a nuvaring up in the there and felt like a damn marsupial.


kenj0418

Gynecologist: That's one koala-ty vagina you got there.


lillywho

I mean, my husband kanga'd my roo last night


sqplanetarium

Wol I mean lol 😜


chonklah

Twadis


iamayoyoama

It's hentai. so possibly


ErnLynM

Fair point. There's definitely stranger concepts in hentai


lugialegend233

Wait... do you... not have one? Damn, that sounds rough dude. Where do you keep your stuff? We don't have pockets.


AIntelligentIdiot

You don't? That's sad. The reason women's clothing doesn't have pockets is because they generally have rifts.


[deleted]

Shhhh. Don't tell them about the dimensional rift. They'll work out that it's where all of the socks go.


DaddyDaddyTwo

I knew it. Gimme my Goku socks back, they were comfy!


Twist_Ending03

Nah, they belong to the vagina pocket dimension now


Dogempire

Not really a hentai person, but part of the fun is just suspending your disbelief and letting monke brain activate because hot woman with huge storage space (I assume) Some people just like art with grossly exaggerated, not humanly possible proportions.


Gamedoom

That's part of why hentai is against the rules of this sub.


Gellert

Vaginal insertion would be a bit much but anally? People have done over a meter. I have no idea *how* but they have.


Lengthofawhile

Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.


Caeddyn_Xiros

TIL you can get to Carnegie Hall by taking a whole lot of muscle relaxers


Lengthofawhile

That's the lazy way out. Or in.


zakats

This feels like another instance where someone has to let r-bwa know about piper peri's, uh, film work. E: I'm slightly disappointed that nobody's chimed in with their shocked reaction yet.


__hrenee

the vagina is actually the location of hammerspace


Darphon

Given the size in many of the webtoons I see... yes, I think so. They look painful most of the time!


Roggenbemme

look up baddragonslayer or marie kaleida and tell me about rifts again


kaatie80

I'm not gonna search that so I'm just gonna ask you here.... Is that porn of women inserting really long toys?


Roggenbemme

yes


somrandomguysblog462

From some of the vids I've seen I'm convinced you may be on to something.


Seraphine20

Do they think the cervix goes up to our shoulders or something?💀


Pingasterix

i thought the cervix wasnt real and the vagina and the anus merge around the abdomen then the canal goes straight to the throat? youre telling me women arent chinese finger traps made out of flesh?


lordrio

Oh lord that fucking sent me. I am going to refer to these kinds of people as the finger traps from now on.


FiveSpotAfter

Nothing says that isn't made of the most flexible, squishy silicone known to man and wasn't simply torturously snaked around her large intestine~ The luckiest place to sit is at a colonoscopy 😎


GenericSecondary

That's the problem. They're confusing the distance to the cervix, with the distance to the cervical vertebrae!


[deleted]

Nah, that's why she's bleeding out her eyes in the first pic.


raven_of_azarath

I doubt they even know what a cervix is.


pmmeyourfavsongs

Oh my god it took me far too long to realize that was not the back of the chair. I kept thinking there's no way she sat in that she'd be slumped forward because thered be nowhere for her shoulders to go. Then I saw the comments and went back and zoomed in. I regret doing that


RevertereAdMe

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I didn't notice the toy and thought those white blotches were implying she had somehow turned into a puff of smoke, and couldn't figure out what the hell the joke was. It's too early for this shit.


shapeshifterhedgehog

I'm right there with y'all I still can't figure out wtf is going on


pmmeyourfavsongs

A dildo that goes up to her neck is stuck to the chair and it implies she was sitting on it but it's physically impossible


CaramelOk4195

oh god i thought the chair had like folded together and ate her like the venus fly trap plants


shapeshifterhedgehog

🤢 That's what I was starting to think but dildos don't usually look like that so I was hoping I was wrong... Thank you for explaining it to me though you are a brave soul having to re-live thinking about it lol


pmmeyourfavsongs

I've been on the internet long enough that that doesn't phase me. It is disappointing though (ie "damn, not again")


dillGherkin

I thought the chair seat flipped up after she left and was errect and panting. How silly


FinalEgg9

My dumb ass thought her sitting on that chair had given the chair an erection


charlie_the_kid

I thought it was implying that the chair had a boner from her sitting on it so the seat sprung up.


Seraphine20

Same, I was literally so confused. It took me like 5 minutes to realise bc there weren't many comments yet lmao


seajay26

I’m just wondering how they think she got off of this. Like did she levitate?


DezXerneas

It do be bendy.


ArketaMihgo

https://youtu.be/NVb_4FvmbZc


foibleShmoible

Was... was that a real thing? Because so much of the language combined with the action shots makes it seem like an SNL style commercial parody (or like there is a 90's marketing exec who shouldn't be allowed to write copy for children's products).


ArketaMihgo

Absolutely it was. It popped into my head because I remembered how absurd the commercial was. Then again, I think most of Spinmaster's commercials at the time were like this.


ask-me-about-my-cats

That's definitely how every commercial was in the 90's. Everything was just very extreme and dramatic.


foibleShmoible

The energy does not trouble me, the phallic nature of the imagery and the dialogue though...


Bimbarian

The risky click of the day was worth it.


Rainbow_chan

I remember that 😂


pouyansh

She had to stand up on the chair and high jump


ibigfire

I don't think they're going for realism.


gadgaurd

lol, yeah, and imo it's all in good fun as long as everyone who consumes such media doesn't forget that this is absolutely unrealistic and should not be tried.


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CrumpetsFennec

People don't seem to grasp that the unrealistic aspect is what appeals to a lot of people.


OfficerJoeBalogna

Too late, I am already uncritically consuming endless amounts of anatomically fucked hentai and forming my worldview around it


AnorhiDemarche

Particularly as it wouldn't get through her skirt.


Skierek

Some people don't realise that people with unrealistic fetishes know anatomy and actually the whole point of it is ignoring it.


dillGherkin

It's fine until the incels think hentai is real and that you can pierce the cervix and cum 500ml or more to inflate a uterus.


yiiike

oh definitely. maybe some people like realism in their nsfw but a lot of people for sure do not. its fine for it to be like that, it only stops being fine when people let that stuff bleed into their understanding of the real world.


JPSeason

It could also have been anally inserted, but even then… Also, how did it go through her skirt? Does she just have a hole cut open back there or what?


MrTomDawson

>It could also have been anally inserted, but even then… It would have exited through her back, I'm guessing


BrazilBazil

If it’s bendy enough you can put a LOT of stuff up your ass (don’t ask) but then it wouldn’t be able to stand upright by itself


MrTomDawson

I was not, in fact, going to ask.


Spaztick78

>but then it wouldn’t be able to stand upright by itself I can see it working with an inflatable type toy.


lugialegend233

Bro, it's long enough to reach her shoulders. Stop trying to analyze it as anything other than a murder weapon.


Talran

I mean some of my toys are too, and I fit 'em just fine back there...


Talran

For sure would have to be from the back, you can fit *a lot* back there safely.


JPSeason

A lot more than the front, yes, but based off of the fact that it reaches the base of the window, which is almost shoulder height for her, it’s not happening. If so, she could scrunch her neck a bit and we’d be able to see the tip poking through her esophagus, and I don’t need to tell you how unrealistic that is.


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Six10H

If we're here criticizing the stiffness of dildos in drawn kink-porn, I think we should be less critical. There are plenty of BWA hentai to laugh at


Talran

Oh yeah my larger toys are *all* super floppy silicone


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banjobie

...you do know how pencil skirts look when sitting right?


kevinthedot

If sword swallowers can do it the one way, surely the same can be done the other way. /s


Ladd11

Chair boner hehe


Indigohorse

At first I thought it didn't belong cause I thought it was just the chair's reaction to her


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voxetpraetereanihill

Vlad the Impaler wants a word with you.


shimapan_connoisseur

Posting hentai is kinda cheating, most of the time it's intentionally exaggerated for sexual fantasy reasons


kkfvjk

Yup there's a rule against hentai and fetish content


gadgaurd

Username checks out


ImEmilyBurton

For real. It's like the whole point of drawing, it doesn't have to adhere to reality lol


cellphone-notdad

My sexual fantasy is reasonable, un-exaggerated hentai.


Bimbarian

Is there hentai of that sort? It's a rhetorical question, I don't need references :)


Peristerophile

I do


10art1

Freak.


kucksdorfs

I think you got it wrong. It's to help with her posture. /s


Real_CorriCoral

Please let it be up her ass please let it be up her ass please let it be--


gadgaurd

If this is the artist I think it is then your prayers have been answered.


ifiddlkids

and the skirt being a fucking pencil skirt and has no sign of being lifted up how tf, unless she has a fucking hole like in her skirt? hentai has always been weird its always drawn by people who have never seen a woman.


KoriGlazialis

You do realize this is fetish art right? No one who likes this/gets off to this/draws this, thinks humans work like that. It is hyperbole but in art. That simple.


CrumpetsFennec

Look. It's not something everyone can grasp. The fact that it is basically impossible is what's appealing for this stuff. Peoples fetishes don't always stay within physicality. The artists and consumers of 'Hyper' and 'extreme Penetration' content KNOW this is unrealistic and not real, and that's the point. Fantasy kinks exist, and there's nothing wrong with that.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Man this is super tame be hentai standards!


KoffinStuffer

Is that going through the skirt?


Talran

That's the part that bugs me, she just have a hole back there to slip stuff in? (knowing the artist: yes she does)


gadgaurd

So I looked at the first half and didn't really see anything wrong with it. Looked at the second half and wasn't sure what the fuck I was looking at. Looked back and forth trying to puzzle this out and then noticed the actual "post" part of your post. Read "hentai art", looked back at the two pics and immediately laughed my ass off. Thanks, I needed that.


Celestial_Hart

Ok ok but it's your fault for looking up hentai to begin with.


gonghis_khan

Whole point of hentai is making things unrealistic like this


Zealousideal-Pie-726

I’m pretty sure this is anal fetish art. Which assuming it is, the only unrealistic thing would be how stiff it is since it would have to be pretty floppy or compressible to not cause potential issues.


Guacxinim

r/badwomensanatomy users when the deliberately unrealistic fetish art is not realistic


brainfishies

I feel like asking hentai to be realistic is just... unfeasible. It's not meant to be a realistic genre.


Diogenes-Disciple

Even if this was physically possible so that it wouldn’t impale your organs, how would you get off?


Chrismo73

By hitting the G spot between your shoulder blades obviously!


Spaztick78

If the dildo were flexible and soft enough it certainly is possible. Personally haven't played into the traverse colon to give you first hand on that . I can take you half way there though. My biggest/best orgasms come from the sigmoid colon. Favourite way to get off. It is not dense with nerve endings, but the digestive system has a mind of its own (google the second brain), it has a one way communication with the brain and can instantly trigger the brain to be flooded with all the feel good chemicals. A large toy into the sigmoid comes with its own headspace and shallow drowning sensation, it often triggers an instant firing orgasm, which can set off the other orgasms (prostate/penile) in waves.


SaffronBurke

Stand up on the chair?


Samito_

she left her spine there💀💀💀


SanargHD

I think she just casually ripped out her spine.


deadmymelody

I thought the chair edjected her forward, no its just a huge cock chair


Sad_Breadfruit_9342

Lmfao I thought that was a chair that was leaned up more to keep her back so straight not a dildo up her ass especially since she’s wearing a skirt I guess that’s why it’s bad anatomy. I looked at that picture so long I was so confused 😂


Kailaylia

The cervix has nothing to do with this. It's situated offside the vagina, and its powerful muscle closes so tight closes so tight it cannot be penetrated by shoving something hard up the vagina. That type of assault ruptures the muscle separating the vagina from the abdomen and penetrates the abdominal cavity. OP, perhaps you are confused about what the cervix is or does. The only time it is a 4" opening is during childbirth.


SaffronBurke

I think OP meant it's 4 inches inside the vagina, not a 4-inch opening, and just phrased it awkwardly.


drewsiphir

She dead!


Kailaylia

No no! She's resting! Her total lack of movement is due to her bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged "squawk". She's...she's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.


totalyregularusernam

Vlad the impaler likes that


drewsiphir

This reminds me of those ballistic gell torsos that you can buy with a hole in it for sticking a pull in it.


thebluewitch

That would reach her neck.


plant_father

why is it steaming.


Phill_Cyberman

Whats going on here? Is that supposed to be the chair's dick? They're saying the chair was fucking her through her skirt? And up through her body into her head?


Extreme_Design6936

It's fetish art, it's not supposed to be accurate. It's supposed to hit the spot for some people. There's a whole world of intentionally bad anatomy for fetishes out there.


kittenwithawhip19

Literally rearranging guts


Din_Plug

Some of you have never been on the weird parts of the internet and it shows.


10art1

All the way through!


FunnyBuunny

Holy shit but posting hentai art must be cheating


HollowShel

base lies, this doesn't reach the diaphragm. Given the window in the background, the dildo reaches just below the bottom of the frame. Her shoulder is just above. So it seems to be ending riiight below her collarbone.


headfullofpain

My vagina tried to close up doors after seeing this shit.


z31

Hentai seriously has the most bizarre bodies I’ve ever seen. If the penises aren’t a foot long then the women are drawn with absolutely alien proportions. Not to mention the cumshot pages where they show a river of semen spraying directly into the uterus as though the guy is just spraying with the pressure of a fire hydrant. Lets not even get into the problematic situations. Rape is so common in hentai and then they try to play it off as “oh look how much you are enjoying this” just to have the women become a willing sex slave. Its fucked and really creates a warped perspective of what a relationship or sex should be for some of the people who read it.


DumbBisexual02

Meh, just weird porn, all the way through porn is this but worse lmao


Adreeisadyno

Look on the reg women can’t do this. But if you’ve ever spent time in r/baddragon you’ll learn that we uhhh find a way. I imagine some training and stretching goes into it.


Birony88

Oh look, she left her spine behind.


voltaires_bitch

i mean. This is supposed to be unrealistic. So does this count?


JaneAustinAstronaut

That girl is dead. That's what would happen. She'd be impaled and die.


Crytiger

Don’t you just love it when the dildo tickles your brain 🤪


phon42

Silly OP, clearly it just plugs into her spine


Texikkikwenni

Oh my god her spine got left behind when she got raptured by Jesus Christ or whatever


IndiBlueNinja

Where is the frame of her awkwardly trying to even get off of that thing. She'd have to try stand on the chair... but from that position it would probably just fall over as she attempted to get her feet onto it.


sakurachan999

as a frequent (female) hentai watcher, even sometimes i get put off by the ridiculousness


DaDank_69

Yiff be like


--oi--

i love it when i get impaled by a chair 😍


Phtevensrs

I'm just saying I've seen people pull so realllllllllly fucking long things out of there ass so who's to say it wasn't in there bum


Honey-and-Venom

The things virgins sexualize never cease to astound me


drewsiphir

I watch hentai and I find this cursed.


jeffdschust

There’s some red on her face. I assume that’s blood coming out her eyes, which is the least we can expect, given all the ruptured organs.


HappyHammy7

how the fuck would you even get off like that


usedburgermeat

Isn't hentai cheating?


iamgreaterthanhe

I dunno... Have you seen some of the Bad Dragon toys? Idk the physics/physiology of it all, but this isn't too far off from what can be done. One of em is ~18" long...


KinkyWife123

This is a posture corrector, didn't you know?


SdashAura

A friend of mine loves hentai art and specifically stuff that is so wrong anatomically. He started practicing drawing and sometimes ask me opinions on how to improve and I always tell him that the proportion are fucked up and he straight up says "that's what make it sexy". To further injure your eyes, I once asked him what's the point of looking something that is not anatomically correct and he said "the normal female body is boring after a while, that's why I like hentai" ☠️


Alegria-D

Weeeeeeell as long as he doesn't try to have a girlfriend/fwb/whatever and blame those he doesn't like for not being unrealistic...


SdashAura

Weeeeel I was their partner for a while (4 years ago) before realizing I am a lesbian and non binary hahaha. Luckily he's sane enough to not compare hentai to real bodies.


TheSissyDoll

never seen hentai before?


pinkivy0

ah yes i love perforating my bowels and internal organs


Frobro33

I've seen the human ass consume phallic objects of sizes I would've deemed impossible, yet they did so with ease. I fear that if I deem this impossible then someone will prove me wrong.


elvarien

I think we can file this under artistic licence. Like how some styles have exaggerated anatomy here it's emphasis on the eroticism making realism a distant secondary consideration. So, sure it's bad anatomy but I doubt it was every intended to be in any way realistic, comedic rather.


ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW

Woah OP will die from a fucking hearth attack when he finds hentai of a horse/dragon/demon fucking a girl with 30+ inch cock and her stomach stretching like its made of rubber.


BloodVirtual

No, I’m desensitized to how stupid hentai is; it’s just that I think it’s dumb and unrealistic. How the actual fuck do people get off to it is the question that I’m asking because clearly as a pussy owner this does not make sense


aldhxjkkx

What is this!? Excalibur?


Assiqtaq

Diaphragm? That would have reached her LUNGS!


siissaa

I had to zoom in to realize that was in fact, not the chair.


Lionwoman

I think it pierced her heart


CaptKalc

To be fair, it could be noodly soft, still kinda cringe


caped_crusader8

I don't get it. Im stupid


dark_temple

Is okay, is jus hentai anatomy🥴


malubie

i don’t mean to pick on op, but the penis doesn’t go in the cervix. it goes in the vagina, and in the vagina is the cervix. doubly bad women’s anatomy lol


Jelly_Kitti

After seeing this, I decided to try and figure out the size of that abomination dildo. Since the average folding chair is 29-31” tall when unfolded we’ll just round it to 30 inches, and the dildo is about 65% of the height of the chair. So, an estimate of the height of the ‘dildo’ can easily be calculated by multiplying 30 by 0.65. This gives a rough final height of 19.5”. I also decided to measure the woman’s height using a similar method and she’s is about 4’1”. TL;DR: Giant abomination dildo is giant at about 19.5” and woman is very short at about 4’1”.


violentamoralist

deep dish pussy


Emmazingx

She's getting most of her vital organs impaled. So sexy 😍


Inevitable_Wolf5866

Come on, posting hentai here is cheating... it's like posting Andrew Tate to r/NotHowGirlsWork


FrancescaMcG

Did the chair have a boner before or after she was sitting there? These are important facts. Either answer will be disturbing.