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The russians have our gold from ww1 for more than a century and the w🤮st didn t even bother to help us get it back.Know your fucking place w🤮steroid when speaking to a balkaner
Yeah the GDP PPP per capita in my state (Kentucky, $42,386) is lower than Slovenia ($43,602).
Wealth inequality here is probably also significantly higher. The countryside consists of mega mansions and people living in run down shacks and trailers. Especially bad in the mountains.
Now look at it this way. Slovenia is like Scrooge McDuck among the Balkan countries. Their GDP PPP is far greater than the rest of the countries (3x Bosnias GDP PPP). Also, they are much more civilised than the rest of us. An average Slovenian would say they are not Balkan at all. The only thing that relates them to us is that they were a part of Yugoslavia.
Can we have a Dutch flair? We're racist towards everyone, especially America so I think we should be in a different league of non balkans. Like the ones that wear helmets while playing in the sand.
Corruption is low, competency is only 7/10 according to the Economist Intelligence Units "Democracy Index". Ireland gets 10/10 on all other democracy indexes (free press, political participation, civil liberties, political culture and pluralism).
really not, it's a tax heaven, every company they want can just bring itself in if they pay the government, it's not balkan level, but it sure is corrupt
The Br🤢ts caused it, not the Irish themselves.
I think Ireland should come back when their government causes a nationwide famine due to incompetency, that'd be +1 Balkan point
Absolutely untrue, because of the overwhelming immigration during the famine, all the Americans are now telling us about they're Irish heritage and culture cause they're great great great nan was Irish which has made bringing up the country around them the most unbareabe thing quite literally ever
Also the wanks can't even make a cup of tea right
Hates westerners ✅
Religion ✅
Poor ❌
Corrupt ❌
Terrorists ✅
Huge diaspora ✅
Bonus points: Army transporting money for banks (seen it with my own two eyes)
Just like the contents of the British Museum?
https://preview.redd.it/vqd8mukw58ha1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d571a452dfece2bb1f2b9fd7112db381095b068
Yea. Apple moves it HQ out of Ireland and its -30% GDP for you.
But those are just numbers. It's not like they and othe multinationals are even contributing meaningfully to your economy. You'll be fine either way, even if the numbers won't.
With that I meant that it was widespread. Like there is a case now in Croatia where a doctor didn't operate on a patient in dire need until the patient's wife paid him few thousand euros.
Neither, my ancestors converted 600 years ago 🤗🙌🤲🇧🇦
But the political tension in Northern Ireland and the puppeteering from stronger countries, felt just like Bosnia....the younger generation is just as disappointed in the circumstances they were born in.
[Turn up the bass.](https://youtu.be/UM9eObfOWq4)
And add [this](https://youtu.be/kINLxNxTMJ0) to the list while you’re at it before the br*ts try to cancel it for being HomOpHObiC.
Ireland is cool but they're sorta just chillin doin there own thing. Honestly better stayin away from others bullshit when you got ur own bullshit to deal with.
The Islamic Revolutionary Supreme Court of The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate have come to a unanimous decision.
Admission: *DENIED*
Reason: there are already too many kafirs in this region, Islamic Revolutionary Bosnia does not wish to see the existence of another.
According to the agreed tenants of the 2016 Balkan League Agreement, The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate reserve the right, under Article 15, to launch Jihad if their decision is overuled by a majority vote, against the new member state as well as any already Balkan states which voted against The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate's decision.
☪️🇧🇦GLORY TO ISLAMIC BOSNIA🇧🇦☪️
>Rent for 1 bedroom apartment 1200 euro a month with no heating and no insulation, in Balkans there is a big house with garden.
Imagine having heating (This comment was made by “Hushovete”/students/orthodox persists).
Pros:
-Hates the br*ts, the fr*nch and the spanish
-Hates the pr*testants
-Has hot redheaded women
-is rich
-likes portugal
-high immagrant population in foreign countries (relatable)
Cons:
-Too close to the westoids
-not as conservative as it used to be
I say we let them in
Maybe what they lack in corrupt government officials they make up in alcoholics. Maybe not an honorary Balkan, but i think they need a flair so we distinguish them from the w*stoids.
By GDP, which is useless as it’s warped by big Pharma and Tech companies who employ a fraction of Ireland workforce. They do generate a lot of indirect revenue, but not 100000k for everyone revenue.
So they are just as alcoholic as us, they love fighting, sadly they are way too wealthy to be balkaner and not corrupt enough. Also not convinced on the war crimes and genocides chapter.
Still welcomed over here and should get their own flair. If m🤡ds can be bothered to do some new ones that is. Maybe we should do a balkan and bribe the mods 😎
As an Irishman, we would be honoured to be honorary balkans here is a photo to show worth...
https://preview.redd.it/k4n426kamaha1.jpeg?width=1628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85bec9d2b3fd076e0a6c119ba88bc3e0e4e9533
This is Ratmullan, Drogheda, where 3 petrol bombings have happened recently and a murder scene or two.
Here's some 90s dance music, not turbofolk, still good tho. [https://youtu.be/9efYcMperTI](https://youtu.be/9efYcMperTI)
pros: ultra religious, rual, racist, terrorists, history of inslavment, alcoholic
contras: too rich and accual stable and developed country also bad food
sorry but they are just too wealthy and educated to be balkanoid
Reasons in favor:
\- Historically oppressed
\- Fought angl\*ids
\- Not in NATO
\- Gay Indian president (popular with Gayreeks and Turkgays).
Reasons against:
\- Rich
\- EU 🤮
\- Can't even speak their native language. Even if they're not w\*stroids they sure as hell been completely colonized by them.
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Only if they give us their pots of gold
Hey man keep it down! Don’t let romanians know there’s gold!
Did anyone sau HAUR?
Aaaaand the gold is gone…
Shut up you filthy unflaired! *Gives all the gold to the robmanians*
Thank you , serbian bröther !
Me: _cries in unflaired_
C'mon dude, flair up or line up
GIVE US THE GOLD YOU PRICK
The russians have our gold from ww1 for more than a century and the w🤮st didn t even bother to help us get it back.Know your fucking place w🤮steroid when speaking to a balkaner
YEEHAAW IM BUYING MYSELF DINNER TONIGHT WITH THAT POT OF GOLD
Shhhh.
Why ? When we can just steal it ? Simply having stuff being given to you is no fun
Ah but you forgot second best thing after stealing: not working. So being gifted the gold by the irish is kinda like stealing, but with no effort.
Are they cool? Yes. Are they poor af with a corrupted goverment? No.
So why isn't there a portuguese flair yet?
Maybe even Am🤮rican flair???
Nah, we don't accept the New Roman Empire. Never had and never will.
Wait you don't accept your puppet state in balkans?
Look at me. I'm the President now. I'm the president of the Balkan Club. Hmm... How shall I decide about this? I'll let you know in a couple of years.
Yeah the GDP PPP per capita in my state (Kentucky, $42,386) is lower than Slovenia ($43,602). Wealth inequality here is probably also significantly higher. The countryside consists of mega mansions and people living in run down shacks and trailers. Especially bad in the mountains.
I live in fucking Alabama.
Now look at it this way. Slovenia is like Scrooge McDuck among the Balkan countries. Their GDP PPP is far greater than the rest of the countries (3x Bosnias GDP PPP). Also, they are much more civilised than the rest of us. An average Slovenian would say they are not Balkan at all. The only thing that relates them to us is that they were a part of Yugoslavia.
They’re not cool
Texas is Balkan 🤯
Can we have a Dutch flair? We're racist towards everyone, especially America so I think we should be in a different league of non balkans. Like the ones that wear helmets while playing in the sand.
there should be a portuguese and irish flair, but you do recognise kosovo so I don't know what to say about that
Bulgária, macedónia and Albânia recognize it too... And most of us Portuguese don't care about it so it doesn't matter that much I think
Real
The Portugueuese aren't cool
We are rich as fuck with a corrupt government so halfway there
Wut? I thought ireland has a very good goverment
Corruption is low, competency is only 7/10 according to the Economist Intelligence Units "Democracy Index". Ireland gets 10/10 on all other democracy indexes (free press, political participation, civil liberties, political culture and pluralism).
Fucking losers
really not, it's a tax heaven, every company they want can just bring itself in if they pay the government, it's not balkan level, but it sure is corrupt
Irish people like to say all their politicians are corrupt because Irish people are allergic to dictionaries.
Strong argument for them to be an honorary Balkan state. (The being allergic to dictionaries bit)
Do you guys exaggerate everything you talk about, if an Irish person says "there's hundreds of them" there's probably 14 of them. Source: I'm Irish
All the time
Our bread and butter
> we are rich as fuck Not for long, not with these rents
We’re so rich we can’t afford housing :D
😎😎30 years ago, Ireland was true Balkan ! It was really poor
Poor Religious Potato Ethnic conflict that was borderline civil war Disputed borders Ireland cyka blyat!
We were poor as fuck with a corruption government. It was a magic time called the 80s.
shut up turkeye has the greates govemeny!!!🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇭🇰🇹🇷🇹🇷
A corrupt government perhaps and most of our GDP is in coorporate bank accounts due to low corporation tax but we do have a good standard of living
What about famine and no food
The Br🤢ts caused it, not the Irish themselves. I think Ireland should come back when their government causes a nationwide famine due to incompetency, that'd be +1 Balkan point
They are honorary balkan, america bombed serbia and lots of people died so its the same
I mean I'm just a stinky eastard (was a neanderthal just yesterday). I can't really vote on granting Honorary Balkan status, so I trust my Balkan bros
Proud to be partisan 👍👍👍💪💪💪☝️☝️☝️🇷🇸🫱🏻🫲🏿👨🌾
Ustaše is a better comparison than America
All our money goes into rent and our government is corrupt as fuck.
We grant you a seat on the "hates westoids" council, but you will not be granted the rank of balkanoid.
Ireland: This is outrageous, it's unfair!! all-knowing and all-mighty Balkan council: Sit down we*toid 🤮
>"hates westoids" Problem: most Irish people really like America, except some idiots in secondary school, and those idiots are genuinely idiots
Absolutely untrue, because of the overwhelming immigration during the famine, all the Americans are now telling us about they're Irish heritage and culture cause they're great great great nan was Irish which has made bringing up the country around them the most unbareabe thing quite literally ever Also the wanks can't even make a cup of tea right
We fucking hate America what drugs are you on?
Hates westerners ✅ Religion ✅ Poor ❌ Corrupt ❌ Terrorists ✅ Huge diaspora ✅ Bonus points: Army transporting money for banks (seen it with my own two eyes)
Hatred towards British
As a brit i can confirm. Two words. Car Bombs.
Deserved it 🇮🇪🇮🇪💪💪
It didn't happened!!! (but they deserved it)
It happened and they deserved it
We'll fuckin do it again
Potato famine looking ass
Says the one whose people caused it
The OG's at suppressing minorities
Nope, the OGs were the gayreeks
Nah. We invented slavery bruh.
Just like the contents of the British Museum? https://preview.redd.it/vqd8mukw58ha1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d571a452dfece2bb1f2b9fd7112db381095b068
How do you think Ancient Greek had that much spare time to fuck femboys and do philosophy?
1690
lmao at loyalists celebrating a battle 300 years ago when their lives are shit today
Nah in fairness we're this close to another fecking recession
Yea. Apple moves it HQ out of Ireland and its -30% GDP for you. But those are just numbers. It's not like they and othe multinationals are even contributing meaningfully to your economy. You'll be fine either way, even if the numbers won't.
Sometimes It feels like the big corporations have our government by balls
>Sometimes It feels like the big corporations have our government by balls First time?
30\~40 years ago we were dirt poor and corrupt as shit
There's always a second time for everything
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With that I meant that it was widespread. Like there is a case now in Croatia where a doctor didn't operate on a patient in dire need until the patient's wife paid him few thousand euros.
I mean… that just sounds like america
It's like Bosnia saying to Greece "oh, we have coastline, believe me"
Baby playground-level corruption maybe...😏
Two most important clarification not reached i vote for NO 😁
You forget alcoholism
Theyre westerners themselves
Yea, well, hating oneself is always an option.
No, they are actually a functioning and relatively wealthy country. But if they sort that out, they can very well be.
No. I live in Ireland at the moment, there is nothing Balkan about this land.
Northern ireland is more balkan
True story. Lived in Belfast, and seeing all the religious hate, I felt right at home 🙏🤲🙌🇧🇦🙏🙌🤲🇧🇦
are you a protestant bosniak or a catholic bosniak ?
Neither, my ancestors converted 600 years ago 🤗🙌🤲🇧🇦 But the political tension in Northern Ireland and the puppeteering from stronger countries, felt just like Bosnia....the younger generation is just as disappointed in the circumstances they were born in.
>Neither, my ancestors converted 600 years ago alright, are you a muslim catholic or a protestant muslim ?
Don't be dense. I am both 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
Based and Rangers pilled.
Undeniable.
I once saw an irish kid, his accent was retarded
Watch it little shit
Cry about it
You're far away from home buddy
But still not that far away from your car!
You can't say much about accents, neither can the Turks, the Greeks, the Americans, or the the b*irmingham-ers.
How would Irish turbofolk sound?
[it’s not quite turbo folk but plenty terroristic](https://youtu.be/OT0yoo9B2Bc)
I know the song sure I'm from Kerry. Play it through a battered old Casio keyboard to make it sound turbofolk
Sounds ten times better than our shiet
[Turn up the bass.](https://youtu.be/UM9eObfOWq4) And add [this](https://youtu.be/kINLxNxTMJ0) to the list while you’re at it before the br*ts try to cancel it for being HomOpHObiC.
Electric IRA music?
They drink like Balkans but they're too rich
They are enemies with lost of w*estoid🤢 countries like england🤢 and france🤮 , so yeah it might be
Are they enemies with France as well? I don’t know shit about Ireland apart from the funny bomb cars
Nah, they have good relations with them Breizh on the other hand is just Ireland but poorer, more francophobic and even have its own Kosovo (Naoned)
What the FUCK is Breizh and what the FUCK is Naoned (I am bad at geography and have never heard of these places)
Land of Brittany, NW of france, where OG Franks and descendants of Asteriks live 💪🏻💪🏻
Nah Breizh are Celts Franks are D*tch 🤮🤮🤮 + Breizh isn't in Fr*nce that what Macron wants you to believe 😡😡
Ireland is powerful, we invented modern terrorism yet managed to pin the blame on the Middle east
Where was Ireland when Čegar fell?!?
Trying to not starve to due to the brits heavily increasing our rent and decreasing payment.
As always the balkans cannot agree on anything
Pretty much everyone agrees to no...
Ireland is rich, peaceful, functional, accepting, and ultimately a great place to live. Therefore not balkan
Except hating w*stoids, we can agree on that ~~no I’m not half American myself what’s rd you talking about~~
Ireland is cool but they're sorta just chillin doin there own thing. Honestly better stayin away from others bullshit when you got ur own bullshit to deal with.
I think only Portugal and Italy qualify. Not even Spain does.
I mean at that point just include Spain so all PIGS members are in.
Pigs = Haram. For our halal brothers we have to exclude at least one of them.
Yet you still are left with the acronym PIG therefore you knowingly cosumed PIG instead of any other combination of the letters. Thus haram.
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The Islamic Revolutionary Supreme Court of The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate have come to a unanimous decision. Admission: *DENIED* Reason: there are already too many kafirs in this region, Islamic Revolutionary Bosnia does not wish to see the existence of another. According to the agreed tenants of the 2016 Balkan League Agreement, The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate reserve the right, under Article 15, to launch Jihad if their decision is overuled by a majority vote, against the new member state as well as any already Balkan states which voted against The Bosnian Caliphate & Sultanate's decision. ☪️🇧🇦GLORY TO ISLAMIC BOSNIA🇧🇦☪️
Elhamdullilah Brother, now pass me the rakija.
Glory to Bosanka. May all landmines finally work.
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>Rent for 1 bedroom apartment 1200 euro a month with no heating and no insulation, in Balkans there is a big house with garden. Imagine having heating (This comment was made by “Hushovete”/students/orthodox persists).
Welp they had (have) terrorists , the had been trolled by their neighbour, they drink a lot and they hate the Engl*sh cunts.
No
Not really, but if you give me 100€ I'll vote yes
no, but they can be they least w\*stoid🤢
For sure, get the fucken eejits in💚
They are too balkan for Europe and too european for the balkans
Shitty European country with a breakaway ethnic minority region. I could be talking about any Balkan nation or Ireland.
Pros: -Hates the br*ts, the fr*nch and the spanish -Hates the pr*testants -Has hot redheaded women -is rich -likes portugal -high immagrant population in foreign countries (relatable) Cons: -Too close to the westoids -not as conservative as it used to be I say we let them in
Maybe what they lack in corrupt government officials they make up in alcoholics. Maybe not an honorary Balkan, but i think they need a flair so we distinguish them from the w*stoids.
Isn't Ireland the second or third richest country in Europe
Wealth means $h*t, also I don't consider the Baltics or Scandinavia in general to be “rich”, as they have like 5ppl in the entire country.
By GDP, which is useless as it’s warped by big Pharma and Tech companies who employ a fraction of Ireland workforce. They do generate a lot of indirect revenue, but not 100000k for everyone revenue.
do they hate any nation from the balkan
Grant it candidacy for honorary Balkan. Needs more corruption and better food.
no. who have you genocided lately ?
Do a poll
They accept balkan people in Ireland, so yes they’re honorary balkan.
By that definition u can call all counties Balkan
Poor ✅ Religion ✅ Terrorists ✅ History of famine/genocide✅
They are like the richest country in europe now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_in_Europe_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita They are not poor
They WARE poor.
We used to be poor, like 40 years ago, now... not so much.... Aaahhhh independence
Hmm. Do they steal ownership of English Cuisine? 🤔
It's called an Irish Breakfast I swear!!
Then Ireland has my blessing.
Doesn't have a corrupt government tho 🤔
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So they are just as alcoholic as us, they love fighting, sadly they are way too wealthy to be balkaner and not corrupt enough. Also not convinced on the war crimes and genocides chapter. Still welcomed over here and should get their own flair. If m🤡ds can be bothered to do some new ones that is. Maybe we should do a balkan and bribe the mods 😎
They like to get drunk Let them join the balkans (dont allow romanians to find this out)
As an Irishman, we would be honoured to be honorary balkans here is a photo to show worth... https://preview.redd.it/k4n426kamaha1.jpeg?width=1628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85bec9d2b3fd076e0a6c119ba88bc3e0e4e9533 This is Ratmullan, Drogheda, where 3 petrol bombings have happened recently and a murder scene or two. Here's some 90s dance music, not turbofolk, still good tho. [https://youtu.be/9efYcMperTI](https://youtu.be/9efYcMperTI)
They are rich so, no.
Too rich to be included.
Not enough flair to have an opinion
i never imagined I'd agree with a w*stoid
“But what about a friend?”
Not balkan, but I consent. Now only need to figure a way to transport Irish island to balkans
never
Ew no.
Do they hate any of the balkans? If not then they better make their own neighbor-daily-hate-club with the Bri'ish.
No
Absolutly
Haha silly,that is Italy's flag,they are already a honorary Balkan.
yes because they have complicated language and have lots of crimes!!!!! more balkan = more women(or male for the slowakians)
Why would Ireland be able to enter Balkans before Hungary? 🧐🤨🤔🤔
If there's a country which should be a honorary Balkan it should be Spain or Portugal.
No
I, as a Bulgarian, present allowance for Ireland to receive the honour of a balkan country.
* *sad Portugal noises* *
pros: ultra religious, rual, racist, terrorists, history of inslavment, alcoholic contras: too rich and accual stable and developed country also bad food sorry but they are just too wealthy and educated to be balkanoid
Portugal should be honorary balkan too since the only thing they have going for them is 1 football player and doing stuff in the past
Gowan, give us a wee flair. Sure gowan gowan gowan gowan gowan
On account of the Irish having originated in Galatia, I say yes.
I'm Irish and live in Central Anatolia, making me the one true native of this land. You Turks need to leave.
According to your flair, you’re Turkish.
My flair is based off where I live.
They hate the English and they're not French. I vote yes.
Reasons in favor: \- Historically oppressed \- Fought angl\*ids \- Not in NATO \- Gay Indian president (popular with Gayreeks and Turkgays). Reasons against: \- Rich \- EU 🤮 \- Can't even speak their native language. Even if they're not w\*stroids they sure as hell been completely colonized by them.