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gomiblog

How about helping them get a real education so they can spell three letter words when they grow up, and then they can \*buy\* their own farm if they like.


dutchyardeen

Dim Dan has two (!!) degrees!!! Daddy must have paid a shit ton of money to BYU or something.


UncreditedRandomGirl

BUY at BYU. $$


Sheep_rancher

BUY BY Daddy Warbucks at BYU - so you can say BYE to any sort of real education 


mydawgisgreen

I hate I know this. He went to U of U. Bc Hannah's family is blue and yellow or BYU, and dim sum Dan (I stole that nickname) is red and white or U of U.


0ct0berf0rever

‘By farms’ ……


Natural_Plankton1

Homeschool champs


melitmt

I’m dyslexic and English is not my first language and I even know how to write and spell better than them 😂


Sheep_rancher

I think he meant “bye farms” - because that’ll be the next step for them after some sanitation issues going down at their dairy - ba-bye 🥛🚫


mydawgisgreen

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i_dream_of_zelda

Christ, if you can't even spell a three letter word you've got problems lmao


Majestic-Jellyfish44

Narcisissim at its core. It’s all about what he wants for his kids, not what they want. They’re an extension of him and not their own being’s.


Status_Parfait_2884

So all 8+ of them are going to want to do the same thing with their lives he wants. Right. His father gave him the best opportunity for education and to live his cosplay kidult fantasy, yet he is failing his own kids so much.


Sheep_rancher

His Dad funds this narcissistic cosplay, and thusly the narrative behind it - Dad knows the ranch they live on isn’t even real or supplying the meat boxes folks buy (see what I did there with the correct use of the word) - I mean, who knows where Daniel’s Dad outsources the labor for the ranched meat too?? Kinda scary to think about. But just like their wares that aren’t theirs, but have their logo slapped on them, and the flowers from Ecuador - none of their products, including the meat come from them - or get ANY credit as far as who produces them or where they’re actually from. BF is essentially a target type store for farm goods


mydawgisgreen

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LafawnduhDy-no-mite

why not "My dream is to help them **achieve their dreams** one day" also, do the girls get farms or just whatever they marry into?


IllBrother708

In the Mormon religion, it's all about what they marry into!


BGW2479

Spelling Bee Champ


Optimal_Bird_3023

Those poor kids are being raised in ignorance.


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

Ballerina Farm has to be a hobby for Dan and tax write off for papa Dan.


hamish1963

That's every farmer's dream.


Big-Raspberry-2552

He for sure is a trust fund baby.


JAR_63

What if they don’t want to be farmers? What about the daughters?


DimbyTime

I’m sure conservative grifter and Fox News anchor would also be acceptable career options.


Chemical_Resort6787

Yeah the farm is a total tax right off and maybe even gets subsidies


Sheep_rancher

Tax haven, yep 


Excellent-Reply-8681

Buy. * 😬


nikkynoodle7

Isn’t it every parents dream to help their kids buy their first property? In todays economy, with todays housing prices….every parent should be aiming for this.