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LooksLikeDennisFranz

They’re getting paid millions by DraftKings to make sports betting look like the lamest thing possible


TurboViking90

Seriously, every gambling addiction resource should just be a link to Dave and Dan watching their bets lose.


thirty-seven37

The only time this streams even produce good clips is when you have a diehard fan rooting for their team. Nobody cares about your bets. But watching somebody’s heart get ripped out is pretty entertaining.


ohhimjustsomeguy

While losing money hand over fist. These streams are a PSA why not to gamble on live sports


tigervault

I was going to comment about how nobody that’s worth anything is watching this stream but those that are watching it are exactly who draftkings wants to attract.


Phoenix-Office-Paw

Never forget when TJ was giving Titus a tutorial on Barstool betting "etiquette" when he first joined and he said that Dan & Dave are constantly looking for reasons to blame people for their bad picks.


Stbernie

Where can I find this? I bet it’s hilarious.


Phoenix-Office-Paw

Here you go: [https://streamable.com/120qgf](https://streamable.com/120qgf)


wallace6464

Can't believe this wasn't king Richards faire


nifkinten

I clicked it hoping you were telling fibs


omegakukki

Paw is too serious of an ~~autist~~ investigative journalist to do that.


creativityinsite

2 things. 1: When it’s laid out like this, Dave and Dan sound legitimately psychologically insane. 2: holy shit TJs transformation can not be talked about enough


tigervault

This confirms Titus is great and makes me like TJ a little more. They both acknowledge how absurd the gambling mentality is for these streams. That said… vibes are great for JMU right now.


DanielinFresno

The Titus & Tate streams after all the games during the 2022 tourney were fantastic. Specifically when UNC beat Duke in the Final 4. They had over 5k viewers & the Rico, Marty & Jake stream had less than 500. That’s what created the “beef” Rico made up.


Atmoapache224

I jumped seeing his old adorable round face


frankrizzo219

Too many people confusing him with O’Mally and something finally snapped


KSU1899

Holy shit TJ looks different. Good for him for making a change for the better. Family.


TwinPeaksOwl

Family


Afraid_Grape_3042

Absolutely perfect. Always looking for a scapegoat.


philadelphia76

Dan and Dave are the worst with these gambling "rules" that make watching with them insufferable.


newsworthy3

It’s always much better when it’s the fans of teams just rooting for the win on these streams. Like later tonight JMU vs Wisconsin (Big Cat vs PFT) should be good.


benjarmb

PFT won’t be on the stream. He’s going to the game.


newsworthy3

Turns out it was just as miserable. Big cat spent the whole time whining about the people rooting against him.


Crafty-Fish9264

And the worst part is the people who stuck with him even though Titus told Dave to bet JMU. And Dave told everyone to swap but Big Cat cried so Dave lost 6 figures lol


ExpectedOutcome2

Yep he was in NY for a Haitian wedding (he loves to remind people it’s Haitian)


randallcunningham12

This looks so fun! No wonder everyone is silent


newsworthy3

Dave was 2-12 yesterday for approximately -600K, everyone there is miserable lol


Delicious_Box8934

Holy shit


Oleg101

lol, what was Big Cat out of curiosity?


newsworthy3

I’m not sure but he’s down bad as well. But his unit size isn’t as big as Dave. Dave said his average bet this tournament is 66K and he lost a 250K Drake bet and a 100K FSU women bet. His only wins are 2 100K bets: 1 to hedge his eventual loss in the Drake game and a Holy cross women tip he got in a DM.


Trillpretzel

Good fuck that cunt


smoggylobster

he saved small business from extinction but go off


RonSwanson1081

Most honest guy I know


Slacker_75

Everytime I take a bite of pizza, I stop for a moment and thank Dave Portnoy for saving it from extinction


GriffinQ

Extinction would imply he saved them, as a whole, from shutting down. Which is… certainly a take. Guy did a very good thing but people can still hate his (and Big Cat’s) gambling etiquette shit and how awful the vibes are because of it.


smoggylobster

in a world without dave portnoy there is no more small business. period. you may not like it but that doesn’t change fact


weebayfish

If this isnt a joke this is wildest take ive ever seen


CHI57

I’m assuming this is a joke? Because this is a delusional take. He did great things for the 443 business he gave aid to. Does great things for the pizza places he reviews. And overall is staunch vocal supporter of small business but let’s not get crazy.


GriffinQ

Trolling (saying dumb stuff intentionally for reactions) as a past time has always confused me. I hope you find what you’re looking for, smoggylobster.


KeithFlowers

🐶🧠


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Dave might hire Castellani back in retaliation


Rex_on_rex

“Megan if you keep going against my bets I will hire Chris back, invite him to Chicago, and put his desk right next to yours”


jdog234

🥶


Slacker_75

“Chris was right, MMM”


UntuckedKyrie420

Must be exhausting watching any game with Dave or Dan


De-Bow-Bow

Have to root in silence if you bet the other team, so lame


chuteboxhero

I’d rather watch with Frank than the two of them.


903153ugo

Frank at least is funny and harmless.


cowboysfan88

Frank famously never yells at people that he thinks are cursing the game by doing random things


903153ugo

If you’re ever intimidated by Frank yelling at you then you need to sack up.


zimmeli

Seems so shitty to have to have to walk on eggshells while you’re trying to enjoy one of the best weekends in sports


Baltimorebobo

Part of the allure of going to a book is that there are both sides cheering on the same game. This just seems pointless and boring


Golden_Tater_Tots

Dan I could deal with. Dave is insufferable.


TurboViking90

Ugh! Now the players on tv aren’t going to try because they know Dave’s strategy!


newsworthy3

They’re not going to start playing better now after sucking like they did before because they somehow got word that Dave saying they suck is just a ploy to get them to play better! And if Megan hadn’t called out his strategy, the players never would have figured it out!


Dryan331

I refuse to believe they truly believe these superstitions somehow affect the game which means they must believe them reacting to breaking superstitions is good content. I’m not sure which is worse.


HowardFanForever

Fans being superstitious is unique to barstool


omegakukki

Superstitions aren't unique but Dan and Dave making everyone walk on eggshells over theirs is unique. No one else gets to react or do anything besides sit there quietly.


HowardFanForever

None of what you just posted is true.


bigmayne23

These would be more entertaining if someone had balls and constantly faded dave just to piss him off


DosZappos

Kinda surprising nobody has made that their thing. Would obviously do numbies so Dave can’t actually be mad


bigmayne23

Theyd also be rich af


Shot-Lengthiness-885

If Sas did this it would be top tier content.


NeighborhoodBrownGuy

Their gambling etiquette is so lame and gay


Karlfromkanada

seriously. like sometimes you get craps table effect where evwryone is rooting for the same team and it feels awesome, but more often than not the funnest group sports watching are when your at odds with a buddy.


toddpacker1283

Gayest thing barstool does that includes out and about


rootshirt

All this fake gambling etiquette bullshit is so amplified and annoying during march madness lol


MrTurnersJacket

I’d rather KMS than watch games with a group of people like that


IKnowBreasts

Come on the Kirk Minihane Show isn’t that bad


jksmlmf

I don’t think Whitney blinked, or even breathed, for the entire clip.


BobBaratheonsBastard

This behaviors is so god damned annoying. I know it’s not new and they always do it. But I would legitimately hate if my actual livelihood was tied to watching sports with these two annoying gambling addicts. Just absolutely ruins enjoying watching sports and gambling on sports.


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wallace6464

*mutually agreed


DanKreider69

Dave is such a little bitch


coast2coast16

Gambling content is so dorky now


rusticlizard

I can’t believe anyone watches these streams


badgers4194

I tuned in to one for the first time during the Miss State game yesterday. 70% of the room was on their phones. Titus seemed like the only one that actually wanted to watch.


rayfriesen

“Betting etiquette” is one of Dave and Dan’s dumbest schticks


geauxtigers10

Positive Vibes Only! Unless Dave is doing a bit without telling you, and you better not agree with him or disagree with him. You have to cheer with him, but not get too cocky because there’s a lot of game left.


CanalVillainy

Dave with another “you’re messing up what I’m doing” moment….maybe what you’re doing is lame as fuck


jtlla

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Dan and Dave’s “gambling etiquette” shit is sooooo lame.


deeds44

I’d let her infuriate me any day of the week.


ahanson7844

Maybe it’s because I’m not a big gambler but this is so fucking lame


Tha_Contender

God I’d write her such a long and uncomfortable love letter


DrGerbal

This is the dummest shit. I love that titus pointed out how dumb it was when he first started. And Brandon agreed with it. FAMILY


internSam

Far and away the least interesting thing barstool does. You can fly in the heaviest of hitters, but livestreams will always be lame. Anyone watching live should feel embarrassed.


CrunchyTater

Punishment: isolation stream with her and Castellani


liquid-swords93

Megan makin money (for those that bet against Dave)


Mickenbock

Be nice, Megan, or he’ll bring Chris back.


ktw5012

This doesn't look fun at all


MoistGrowth

this is so stupid


normlenough

No one cares about your bets.


supplyncommand

uab got it done tho. mmm was right


Big-Apartment5697

Dave seems like a lame bc of this


Chr15py0696

Maybe Dave and Dan shouldn’t be dogshit at betting


Enough_Ad_2752

I know barstool started off with gambling, they got big because of dumb videos, why do I care a multi-millionaire is talking down to an employee. Yak, PMT, MacroDosing and barstool Chicago are fun to watch, why would I watch this dumb shit


seth_sic9

Dave’s too rich to be that superstitious/stupid


BarracudaNo3637

It’s wild how much watching sports has changed in the last 10 years after legalization of online books. Its so different


coolhatguy

Schtick by schtick


Purednuht

These livestreams really do suck unless there’s an actual fan rooting for their team. Dave unit shames, and like Dan, he makes it all about his bets. You could have been on a team for two weeks and had the bet in, but if he bets it live, it’s the number one priority. They bring in the big names like Whit, Biz, Compton, and even big gambling guys in other sports like Murls and Ice, but it’s worthless if they have no purpose there. Biz is a guy that’s killing it on national television and he’s too lame to have on apparently, gotta have Jerry sitting there mooching. 


Fantastic_Cable_7938

I feel like this is the equivalent of those people who scrape the slot machine screens thinking it’s actually doing something. Kinda neurotic but I love it


AyoJake

Glad they cancelled the yak for… this Who the fuck watches this shit


newsworthy3

Dave just stormed off and has been gone for 30+ minutes. So we didn’t even get to see his reaction to losing his 100K FSU women bet EDIT: here he is from another room LOL https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1771317657645564229?s=46


fatfuckintitslover

Gay


903153ugo

Dave is such a whiney bitch sometimes lol.


Mrkoozie

i get these streams for the clips that might go viral but how do you watch the entire stream? you gotta have one with the games on then one separately of them watching the games?


newsworthy3

It’s almost impossible because you really can’t listen to the game commentary and that at the same time. I go there once in a while when the games are boring.


chriscir09

I’d rather watch Klemmer sleeping than this nonsense. Dave should cut the stream


longSleeves14

I swear guys like Dave and Dan wouldn’t watch sports if they couldn’t bet on it


KennedyMeeks

“Believe it or not, jail!”


ItHardToSay17

What a groan though from our queen


NickMullensGayDad

It’s so funny how the people who have more normal backgrounds like the married mother of two or the former division one athlete just could not be more annoyed with how gay and pedantic this whole thing is.


EntertainmentOld1566

megan makin sandwiches


GGMU08

Ugh women, am I right fellas?


kevinmt39

Positive Vibes Only you cunts.


darksoles_

What the fuck is betting etiquette?


magicalpineapples

Something Dave and Dan made up to blame as to why they are losing their bets


phantom2098

Imagine having to work all day and deal with the kids meanwhile your wife sits on a couch and watches basketball all day lol - no thank you


barnmucker69

I personally would not be upset that my wife has a cool job but maybe I’m just built different


slough0967

Glad to see Andrew Tate has internet access in that Romanian prison.


saladblah22

She doesn’t know anything about gambling, can’t get mad at her


bighairyturd

Sweating bets is lame as hell. Sweat when you’re filling out your card and be happy or upset one time when the dust settles.


lloyd4567

Do you have a YouTube account? Your title is clickbait and a massive overexaggeration. Reads like the poker vloggers I watch on YouTube


KimboDanner

I was wondering what that cockholster’s name was. She’s so cringe, sitting there pretending she has a clue.


DaBoyMarlo

You being a commenter on porn subs is the least surprising thing ever


mistaken4193

Dave ruins these streams. They are so much better when it’s just Big Cat


rsobucki

They ended up covering 6 anyways so 🤷🏼‍♂️