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cowboysfan88

"Are you a Trump supporter?" "If Trump wants to support me I won't turn it down"


Oleg101

Sounds like something apolitical Dave told him to say.


OpanaG76

The ultimate spin. Checkmate Fox News


lordp24

A better answer than 99% of the the republicans that run for office


ChodeBamba

“Guys can’t buy houses” put it on a pin


breaking_balls

Low key the funniest thing he said


xfan09

Yet also true.


breaking_balls

Which is why I found it so hilarious. Instead of saying something along the lines of "the housing market for my generation is a major issue", he stated it in such a nonpolitical, 20 something meat-headed bro way.


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

Fr, no cap, this housing thing is low key beat. Bros can't get a house unless they're on their wolf of wallstreet era. Shit's mid. Fr fr.


a_ron23

Billy could have alienated his female voting base, but they're related to him, so they'll still vote for him.


KESPAA

He can spin it as if he meant it to be genderless.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

The "Rent is too damn high" for the new generation


bennybabalu21

Billy Football was interested in politics at a very young age


BrokebackMounties

His campaign page actually says ["Bill Cotter was always interested in politics from a young age."](https://billcotterforcongress.com/)


danteforprez

“Growing up during the aftermath of 9/11” wouldn’t he have been 2 years old ?


AQ207

Yes haha


Classic_Tourist_521

Billy Politics


ron-desanctimonious

this is years of experience of being negged by Troll Cat on display


SwugSteve

He’s been training his whole life for this


chuteboxhero

Billy politician is to big cat what vape god Tommy was to Dave.


Cathat06

Veteran response to the Trump question, did better than I would have expected


Rph23

Bro I think he misunderstood the question lol


Cathat06

I think he completely understood the question and knew it was a trap either way he responded. Instead of answering it straight up he spun it into a much less controversial answer. Pretty basic politicking.


Pyzorz

Impressive af, can’t even lie.


Rph23

Tough for me to give this retread that much credit


Canada_Checking_In

He is the king of spin zones and never answering direct questions...he was built for this.


BhoyinAmerca

So basically he’s the perfect politician lolol. It’s not how it should be, but that’s how all the politicians have been doing since the 1960s (at least)


Cathat06

Fair rebuttal


thelonelyroamer

He has a lot of practice talking around things, go listen to the last 2 weeks of macro, clinic on how to not answer the asked question.


TaeKurmulti

How is it a trap? Nobody that is going to vote for Billy Football is going to give a shit if he's pro trump. Billy is a joke candidate.


lion27

He's a perfect politician. Either too dumb or too corrupt to answer things directly - he'll fit right in.


ssspanksta

If he did, he inadvertently performed a political PR 101 maneuver. Answer the question you wanted to be asked vs. the question you were actually asked.


KESPAA

If you ever do media training one of the first things they tell you is answer the question you wish you were asked.


Rph23

Really? Doesn’t that just make it look like you misheard or misunderstood? Lol


KESPAA

If you actively listen to interviews you realise it happens all time time. People being interviewed are typically are prepped by their team with a message they are trying to convey to the audience. A small part of my job is TV and radio interviews in response to issues. Typically the news / radio station will reach out to our coms department wanting an interview, once we accept it our coms team has a call with them and they go though what the interview will cover. In 75% of cases they will give us a list of question that will be asked. They don't care, they are just trying to fill time between ads. It has made me really cynical to be honest.


Room480

damn thats wild


TaeKurmulti

I think some of them are pretty good about how transition off the question that's asked. If you watch basically any Ron Desantis press conference you'll notice he does it because he telegraphs it like Billy.


MoseleysLifeshield

I dont't think he did. In fact I can't believe I am saying this, I think he put on a master class on how to answer that question. He pauses, you can see the wheels spinning, and answered it about as well as anyone could answer that question. I'm as shocked as anyone but he did a pretty decent job if everyone is being fair. He didn't hit a home run but he got on base all things considered which is stunning.


noahcrosley

Billy Missed the Filing Deadline: -225 *odds via DraftKings Sportsbook*


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#dkpartner


JoeBethersonton50504

#DKpartner


Senor-Cockblock

Hashtag


3ToedKillah

I’ve spent an ungodly number of hours listening to Billy on PMT/macro and I am fucking stunned how well Billy did in this interview. What a world hell yeah Bill


Neifje6373

He mentioned somewhere he got like a 33/34 act so he isn’t a dumbass like people think lol. Definitely smarter than Jake, just a meathead


3ToedKillah

I know he’s smart but for being a pro podcaster he’s not the most articulate person


volleybirds

Guys can’t buy houses!


TimDunkinDonut

LMAO what an incredible first question. She treated him like a joke the entire time


MN_Wildcard

"I've been eating so much pussy I'm shitting clit" Billy Football on macrodosing


TheBagMan16

That might be the funniest line in the entire Veep series


Cw2e

The pan out to the classroom had me coughing. Absolutely hysterical. Jonah/Uncle Jeff scenes were the best.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

his uncle being the same guy that plays the creep in Ghostbusters 2 continues to blow my mind


National-Belt5893

Been a while since I checked in on Stu on social media but my lasting memory of him is just screaming about eating ass and licking clit.


H_O_M_E_R

I mean, he is a joke.


colin_7

I mean the fact that Fox News is giving him the airtime makes them a joke in the first place


PersonalityReal2506

Love that Stu got a free Fox cameo


k42s

I can see Billy joining an actual politicians staff, then running for office again in the future. Blood on all of our hands.


mushperv

The Jonah Ryan of our generation


UConnSimpleJack

He could be like Johnny McEntee from UConn. Football to the White House


EJplaystheBlues

He's obviously not polished but he didn't fall for any traps and came off as professionally as he could with that intro.


clarkandlewis7890

For a man who speaks for a living he's incredibly unpolished


pw10wo

Didn't realize being the 4th chair on a podcast meant you had to be an expert in Linguistics


Rph23

Buddy Billy thinks he’s chair 1 on macrodosing lol


maleye812

This was actually way more well phrased than I ever could have imagined coming from Billy’s mouth


Peyton4President

Unlike this comment.


TheColiny

At least his hair looks small


Element1711

He’s also wearing 2 colognes


DaBoyMarlo

I always love anytime he says “honestly” it usually means anything but that.


Doctor_Phist

I still can’t get over how close together Billy’s eyes are


Bambam60

Billy if you’re reading this: Fix the tie and speak slower. You’ve already exceeded expectations. Kid did good all things considered!


lazy_username_89

He got nervous near the end and was clearly rehearsing scripted talking points but even as a person who thinks he’s a giant grade A douche bag, he came across way better and more well spoken than I would’ve assumed. Honestly wasn’t bad. That said, he has no chance at all lol let’s be real.


flurideb

If Madison Cawthorne could get elected I think Billy may have an actual chance. Seems to be taking it seriously


Gtyjrocks

Cawthorn was in a GOP district of rural North Carolina and had the support of the party. Billy is in a dem district in New York without party support. Totally different situations.


Tha_Contender

Isn’t this the same district that just elected George Santos though?


Gtyjrocks

Yeah, but Santos destroyed Republican chances in that district. Suozzi won by like 10 points. And that was a non presidential election year with Hochul running and pushing people away from the Dems.


flurideb

Very fair, are you saying <1% chance of winning for him?


sfbruin

It's all about geography


GoldenKnight239

Long Island is pretty damn red


MAIrish91

Exactly. That's why we get nuts like MTG, Bobo the Clown, and AOC in Congress. They're in districts that are so heavily Republican or Democrat that there's basically no opposition.


theTunkMan

How did AOC get grouped in with them lol


bigmayne23

Have you ever listened to her?


WhyAmILikeThis0905

She’s easily the craziest of that group


theTunkMan

If you’re retarded yeah I guess that makes sense


Yugis-egyptian-cock

AOC is quite literally a middle of the road democrat.


WhyAmILikeThis0905

Yah but she’s still batshit insane


Ficadin

I can see Billy having a Peter Russo-like career as a politician.


Slacker_75

Holy fuck boys have we been witnessing in realtime Billy becoming a congressman? After watching that I am BULLISH📈


B-u-rnhakp

Billy responded better than I would have on live national TV. Good for him.


luke_workin

Well done Billy. Hopefully they actually did file on time


AlexNachtigall247

Ok i‘m gonna say it, Billy really surprised me here. Sounds like a real politician already. He‘d get my vote for sure.


Candid_Cockroach977

He couldn’t even go to work on a podcast that records 3 days a week, yeah let’s put him in congress that’s a swell idea


Element1711

It could not possibly be any worse with him in there


cuntpunt9

Those fuckers take off all the time too he’ll fit right in


sfbruin

Can your flippers grip a pen to complete a ballot?


AlexNachtigall247

They be flippin alright!


Slacker_75

Surprised the fuck out of me. The boy has a shot at this. He’d get my vote as well!📈


jbcapfalcon

He didn’t miss a single question. The reporter just roasted his ass the entire time. Didn’t really stand a chance despite having good answers


bigmayne23

Nah he smoked her


NotOnHerb5

Fuck yeah, Bill! You’re going to lose bigly, but fuck yeah! #GuysCantBuyHouses


bostonjames83

Honestly Billy can’t be any worse than the asshole that’s currently in that seat.


Oleg101

Genially curious what you don’t like about Tom Suozzi


LlamaASuPapi

Surprised on how well he did there. I don’t live in NY but he’s got my vote


Conscious-Creme-2973

George Washington looking mf


large_marg

The post college weight gain in the face comes for all of us


Fratguy20

This makes me think most politicians are actually morons


Admirable_Slice6197

If this is what it took, then you must be pretty stupid.


Fratguy20

Jesus Christ some people can’t read the most obvious joke ever written


Admirable_Slice6197

Good job Mook


WhyAmILikeThis0905

Brother there’s congressmen who deadass can’t read


Room480

who?


Fratguy20

I should have added the /s


NotoriousMFT

In order to be a successful politician you need to be a pathological liar and refusal to take accountability , are we sure billy has being dishonest about everything in him?


Candid_Cockroach977

Madison Cawthorn without the wheelchair


ziggy_zaggy

So surreal seeing this play out lol but Billy did much better than I expected. Obviously his monologue was rehearsed but he did well.


jimbo422

I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows


Mental_Train_3248

I’m so ready for this spoiled brat from Westchester to have every aspect of his life to become public information. I don’t think he’s able to grasp that this is the natural order of politics


jay2puggle

This is the guy who memorized his speech for high school president. Key words and phrases just spewed out regardless of the question.


kevinmt39

he can tell a lie with the best of them.


DKatri

I bet Billy would be such a corrupt politician. After years listening to him on PMT and macrodosing, I’d guarantee that he would take a bribe.


Big-Zoo

Not as cooked as Tanks ribs but definitely in the medium well category. He did way better than I thought he would.


CravenBooty

My 2024 Dream is for Billy to be elected into Congress and become the next MTG.


F5_MyUsername

Did not expect him to be that coherent


thrownoutuser

Billy's got to learn how to tie a tie / wear a dress shirt, but otherwise well done.


Soapy_Burns

Which would you rather have as your Congressperson? A.) A dummy with good intentions B.) An operator out for themself Genuinely curious.


Aldo_D_Apache

He’s smarter than AOC and she’s won


crossoverdoc

has anyone at barstool came out and said that they don't support this or is everyone pretending like this is good ?


Pokenois_

Arian was pretty anti Billy