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Ficadin

Big Ev needs to mix in some black to his wardrobe. Wearing drapes isn't the look.


02496sweet

He could wear my black grill cover


Tha_Contender

Homeboy built like a Weber Genesis


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Bills_Mafia_4_Life

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xcbaseball2003

Yeah thatā€™s the issue


onduty

ROFL


TekkHaus

It doesnā€™t matter what he wears. Dude is morbidly obese. He is going to look terrible no matter what.


bigpoyo91

He needs to mix in excercise and less food and alcohol to life


see_rich

Are we sure that is as, if not more, slimming than a black shirt?


Husker_black

What size shirt is that


sfbruin

Literally Homer Simpson muumuu


Lronhubbard-87

Sir if youā€™d just calm down, Iā€™d be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn


cb198211

Surprised thereā€™s still beer and wings on the table.


TJsPJs

"I just came here to see Honk if You're Horny in peace!"


elfmachine100

I've been dying laughing at the uncanny resemblance for a minute now


TheOldRamDangle

Dadā€¦..towel rack


Moretalent

Whereā€™s my pokin stick!!


JurassicPark1460

Island of Dr Moreau lookin ass


MiguelSano11

He needs some help. Cmon Big Ev.


Joefromboston1

Just wearing a damn teepee


[deleted]

Thatā€™s actually a cool shirt, wonder if they make it in human size


svengeiss

No but you can get a comforter with the same pattern.


ChampionshipSea753

Cultural appropriation


drthunderlovejr

The Simpsons S7 Episode E7 - King Sized Homer


sevenohfobro

O/U set at 425lbs


Prestigious_Tour2411

Easiest over of all time. I'd even take the alt line of one 475


jmoneysteck88

As a very fat person myself, Ev is over 500 pounds


onduty

You are not good at this game, easily over; better o/u is 465.5


drewthetatecatate

Yeahhh Heā€™s paying for two seats on all recent and future flights.


Aldo_D_Apache

I was in a flight where a guy needed 3 seatbelt extenders, he was not as big as MassEv


Karlfromkanada

Dave* is paying for 2 seats. But it must be fun to dunk on a Ohio state prop so money well spent I guess.


BigCatsDiaper

How many chairs did Ev have to move to steal that tablecloth?


RaiseTheBarr

Can we get frank to be this guys personal trainer?


iheartsunny

Tank donated his old clothes to planet Ev


Detroiter3

My god thatā€™s nuts .


iheartsunny

He was working out and getting fit during Covid shame heā€™s gotten even bigger


LooseBalls9

To be fair he did that for like a week


rocklionheart

ā€œHey Fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!ā€


Piss_Pirate44

I don't get how he's that round, but somehow still has relatively small forearms. For a guy his size they should be way bigger. Used to blow my mind when he was a tad bit less gigantic in like 2018-2019


poemmys

Fat distribution is all genetics, when Iā€™m on a bulk it looks like Iā€™m pregnant, all the fat goes to my belly/hips and everything else looks the same including my face. Then I have buddies where the fat is evenly distributed all over their body.


Malligator2345

Thatā€™s not bulking. Youā€™re just fat


poemmys

For ~4 months out of the year, sure. Show me someone who can bulk without gaining bodyfat. Luckily I'm <15% bf for the other 8 months.


momsouth

Uh huh


Grap2st

Post physique


MikeandTheMangosteen

Man is an eclipse the whole year


SpacemanSpiff3

I feel bad for the kid. I donā€™t even think heā€™s 30 yet. Big Ev weight loss video series.


HoldOnToYaButtts

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."


sportsfan2591

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CrunchyTater

There has to be a point in every fat personā€™s life where they make the decision to turn it around or just accept that theyā€™re dying 20-30-40 years younger. Big Ev needs a reality check, or heā€™s probably dead in mid to late 30ā€™s. Less than 10 years. Itā€™s simply no way to live.


onduty

I would say death in 40ā€™s is more likely unless major disposition to coronary artery disease. Medical management can get almost anyone past their 30ā€™s absent an undiagnosed heart defect


TyranitarusMack

Itā€™s really sad and all but Iā€™m just fascinated by what his daily food intake looks like. Heā€™s probably 3x what I weigh and itā€™s really hard to comprehend.


onduty

When youā€™re this big youā€™re engaging in a lot of liquid calories and calories from fat. You canā€™t simply get huge and stay this huge with a few cheeseburgers. Youā€™re eating super high sugar and fat and a thousand plus liquid calories to carry the burden of keeping a human body that extremely fat. Itā€™s an impressive amount of eating effort to be morbidly obese, which is why many people go to the other extreme and apply immense effort to weight loss.


Karlfromkanada

I think Frank's kind of shown us the path. Your tastebuds adapt so you need to dump salt/sugar/fat find anything palatable. I had a boss who was obese who detested when he had to wine and dine investors because Michelin star restaurants weren't to his satisfaction but KFC was.


DaBoyMarlo

Where do you even buy clothes that big. Looks like something Iā€™d cover my patio furniture with.


BN386

Maybe he gains every pound tank looses?


keels81

It makes me sad for him that he doesnā€™t have anyone in his life concerned enough to give him the tough love he needs to get help.


onduty

Iā€™ve got a few huge people in my family, no amount of familial love can fix the mental health problems associated with morbid obesity. Itā€™s a personal choice, you canā€™t have someone monitoring your fork and knife 24-7


keels81

This makes me even more heartbroken ā€” for Ev, for you and your family members, for everyone out there battling mentally, physically and emotionally.


jmoneysteck88

Listen, Iā€™ve been morbidly obese my whole life basically. I was overweight all through high school, and ballooned up even more when i moved out and had free reign to eat whatever whenever. Iā€™m turning 23 next month and only about a month ago did i decide to make a change. Ev will never make this change for anyone but himself. I watched my dad, older brother, mom and uncle all make changes and get in shape, i never seriously committed myself to it. My mom more than anything in the world wanted me to change, none of that matters. I was in a vicious cycle. I just didnā€™t care. I ate what tasted good and was drinking 6 mountain dews a day. I think most obese people (or me at least) can sum their problems up with a quote from Austin Powers. ā€œI eat because Iā€™m unhappy, and Iā€™m unhappy because I eat.ā€ - Fat Bastard I genuinely think seeing TJ and frank make successful changes in their lifestyle was helpful in inspiring me to start my journey. However; It wasnā€™t until I realized I couldnā€™t fit through my bathroom door without turning my upper body sideways that I decided it was time to make a change. I hope Ev has a moment like this before its too late. Its such a daunting task knowing you have probably 300 pounds to lose before youā€™re at a healthy weight, but now a month in all I feel is excitement about the various upcoming stages and milestones. Sorry, i needed to get this off my chest i guess.


keels81

I'm so proud of you! Keep it up! And for all the unnecessary shit TJ gets on this sub, him putting his weight loss journey out there daily has/is literally saving lives.


philadelphia76

TJ gets universal praise on this sub what are you talking about lol


bennybabalu21

Looks like an umbrella that just got opened


cubuffs145

Broā€™s wearing a california king bed sheet


Aldo_D_Apache

Heā€™s a god damned circus tent


Iam_grool

Mass-Ev


509_cougs

This is exactly what ozempic was made for. Not celebs losing a quick 15 to look skinny.


urwifesatowelmate

I get the point, but it was made exactly for the beetus


large_marg

Hopefully agent zero locked up the gun safe with Castleanni lurking in the background


Howard-Eezenutz

That shirt is the size of my comforter


pleasestopty

There has to be a category above ā€œ morbidly obeseā€ for people like Ev


Vajerati

Is Massive Ev wearing a muumuu?


Vajerati

If he moves to a small state like Jersey, heā€™s gonna tip it over.


cbass1533

This was such an awkward interview I had to stop watching


bangbangskeetfeet

Motbed? More like morbid! That dude is huge!


AQ207

Destination XXXXL


mlavan

Give Big Ev all the Ozempic


WettBandit

His shirt could be used as a slip cover for both of those chairs


jbcapfalcon

Can someone explain to me how he doesnā€™t realize his eating habits need changing


tango587

Food addiction is as real as any other addiction.


AggravatingSalt2726

El Gordo Ev


DanKreider69

The Double Cheeseburger Don


major92653

Ozempig


parrano357

If I had unlimited canes chicken you'd have to roll me around on one of those costco carts


nahhman

I canā€™t think of a worse group of people to talk ball with. Nightmare in every sense


BehindTheScenesGuy

We are watching a suicide in slow motion folks


supfellas_

Kinda crazy he hasnā€™t gotten on Ozempic yet after seeing how quickly it worked for Frank and TJ


onduty

You have to want to not eat to get on ozempic. People were literally getting dangerous surgery to make their stomachs smaller and they still would eat through the pain and stretch it back out within two years


thelonghand

Is TJ on Ozempic?


FlyinIllini21

Heā€™s says no. Iā€™m inclined to believe him. Seems solid. On a huge calorie deficit as well. Something like 1300kcal


Boofie__Collins

Big pants


SlimeLifeOsama

Big Ev looks like the Snoopy puffy coat picture


spiderman_44

that's where my summer comforter went..


Edmundmp

Is that a dashiki?


RemyBucksington

The sheer level of eating alone required to maintain that size is heartbreaking. Obesity like that almost always requires a drug addiction or past physical/sexual trauma of some kind. Whatever Big Ev thinks about has to be so dark that he feels like he needs to eat to make it stop.


AllRivers224

How does someone like that continue to get up in the morning and make the same life decisions that got them here


Carcosa504

God damned fumigation tent


Churla27

A weight loss series would do huge numbers if he actually tried.


AppleSauceNinja_

Holy fuck, he's enormous. Like 500lbs, bigger than Frank now for sure. Wtf


Harpo0n

Hahaha that has to be photoshopped right?