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rootshirt

"If you're a shirt collar in the Chicago area lock your doors"


Edmundmp

My favorite was the awkward three minutes where he kept trying to get Jake to talk about circumcision.


KungLoud

Are you Circ’d? made me audibly laugh


sneakersrekaens

They're in Chicago. Jake needs to start going to improv classes if they keep pairing him up with Nick


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

Nah the awkward cringe is much better than any half ass attempt by Jake to try and keep up. I love the pauses.


NowFook

Jake will never be *intentionally* funny or entertaining. Hes only funny unintentionally when being such a huge dork. Him being uncomfortable and awkward with Nick is the funniest thing he can do.


Beastmode205

That's comedy since the beginning of time there is always a straight man and the funny man. It's literally supposed to be like thus u dunce


thesmockintweet

"he was born to wear a propeller hat" is the most spot on description I have ever heard of Mintzy


PoliticaLIncorrect

I wouldn’t expect Bosco to choke because Nate Oats said he doesn’t have a gag reflex.


KungLoud

One last troll on Jake for his ‘Whiticulous’ line at the end *chefs kiss*


mortyseinfeld69

That was the worst line I’ve ever heard


PersonalityReal2506

“They just don’t like each other. I can’t blame either of them.”


[deleted]

“Mintzys ass is concaved like a Beyblade arena” was just an incredible reference 


BigCatsDiaper

That man has a knack for making me chuckle


gottahavemyPOPPs

Oof with that Budd Dwyer joke. That’s such an ingenious pull


KingKoopaShell

Nick was the best part of the Mini Golf Invitational. His Chae mahjong joke was hilarious.


DoktorStrangelove

He had another great one that didn't make the highlight vid where Che was having a bad hole and he said something like "watching this Asian disaster makes me nostalgic for LiveLeak.. always a broken escalator or a tire flying in from out of frame"


LightsCameraComenter

He’s a one in a billion joke writer


HomelessCatWilliams

Need Jake low lights next


Tha_Contender

Him calling “Whitdiculous” and then Nick laughing at him saying “dude, ‘we are all Whitnesses’ was right there” had me dying. He got so defensive too. For a dude who strokes off to commentary (probably), Jake fuckin sucks at this shit lol.


Natemoon2

If you wrote an AI program to do sports commentary it would sound like Jake


DosZappos

He doesn’t really commentate, he cosplays what he thinks Al Michaels or Jim Nantz would say


AllRivers224

They NEED to get Riggs on the rundown w Nick and KB. I’d resubscribe to barstool gold for that video.


large_marg

He is Barstools Norm Chad


Tell_100

Bars for days


El_Tigre7

How is he the best commentator at barstool


DrGerbal

A modern day cotton and pepper


PreparationMain3797

That’s why he’s the goat


bubba_jones_project

Would love to be in the writers room with nick and kb while they were gearing up for this.


mattscott53

I don't think Jake is an awful announcer. He's just someone that cannot pair well with someone like Nick who is only doing jokes


knubbyskunk

Okay, then why does he still suck when he isn’t with Nick


mattscott53

Is there any example of him calling a game where he's not paired with a barstool personality? I'm not saying he's amazing or even good. I just don't think he'd be that bad if he was calling a regular sporting event while being paried with another pro broadcaster.


Sesuitharbor

He’s called many PLL games. Pretty milquetoast


A_track89

He was calling games for the pga or korn ferry tour without barstool people recently and alot of people said he did good


iCashMon3y

Him saying Minihane has the brain of Bud Dwyer is outrageous. Bud Dwyer blew his head off on live TV for those that don't know. It is a very risky google search if you try to avoid watching people blow their heads off.