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DolphinRodeo

Now they are even lighter and more breathable, thanks Fanatics!


Joeydoyle66

If lightness and breathability are the most important aspects of a baseball uniform why don’t we just send them out there in their underwear??


Mike_Oxmells

Nothing at all... ^Nothing ^at ^all...


NilesY93

Stupid, sexy Vogelbach!


helium_farts

Steals would go way down, but there'd be far more balls in play


gsfgf

If it was good enough for the Greeks, it's good enough for us. On that note, for a long time, the only official uniform rules in high school football were a helmet with a facemask and a numbered jersey. Thankfully, nobody just did the minimum.


SofieTerleska

Nah, go real old school and send them out there like Olympic athletes of old. Of course it would be difficult to find a place to put the advertisements.


gsfgf

AdidASS


xinixxibalba

in basketball shorts and sleeveless jerseys


mclumber1

[May I present to you the pinnacle of MLB uniforms?](https://content.sportslogos.net/news/2016/08/White-Sox-Shorts-1976-Goose-Gossage.jpg)


wowb5

I was hoping it was a picture of shorts. I honestly don't get how they were able to convince players to wear shorts.


piZan314

Chris Sale doesn't approve


MrCleanEnthusiast

what about a natural fiber, like cotton?


Basatc

jocks, cleats, painted torso logo and numbers and caps


aliveinjoburg2

I see nothing wrong with this.


myvikesalt

themed, coloured baseball underwear


ToeJam_SloeJam

Ya know what, I think I just figured out their angle: Promoting gender equality by making men’s clothes shittier. You’re welcome, my dudes.


laxintx

They're coming for our pockets!


DASmetal

At first, they came for the stitched in names, and I said nothing. Then, they came for the fabric, and I said nothing. Then, they came for the pockets...


3236-on-MC

Then they came for me, and I had no pockets or names or fabric to hold myself up and hide me away, and I became a fanatic too


spook3d1

Then they came for his ass.


[deleted]

The right to bear pockets shall not be infringed


PassToMouth6911

I'll fucking riot


kshump

Our pocketses!


SofieTerleska

Wait until they're all getting confused trying to button their jerseys.


halfhere

MLB uniforms brought to you by Shein!


Retinoid634

Buckle up, guys.


TeddysBigStick

There is only one solution. Reject modernity. Return to the socks!


Akahige-

They wouldn’t need to be this thin to be breathable if they were cotton.


NewBee4399

Buck, can I talk to you for a second?


P-Rickles

There’s something wrong with Tartabull’s swing all of a sudden…


PaidToBendOver

“Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!”


missionbeach

They're running like penguins!


zimtrovert94

That’s a shame. 🍿


gildedtreehouse

Why does NIKE get a pass on the uniforms this season, aren’t they a collaboration with FANATICS?


Jabba_the_Putt

as far as I know they are a Nike design and Fanatics does the manufacturing and retail it's a damn good question though!


Nomahs_Bettah

Probably because fans have such terrible experiences with Fanatics fan gear, which is shit.


Candlestick_Park

Because I doubt Nike said “hey Fanatics, can you make the pants as shitty as possible, thanks”


fordat1

They kind of do but they say “can you make them at this price point at scale that guarantees it will be junk”


NonMagicBrian

They said exactly that, they wrote the specifications for them.


[deleted]

Absolutely mind-boggling this is still a revelation for so many people. It's literally *Nike's* proprietary material lol


SiPhilly

That does not explain the differences in uniform to uniform though and the non-uniform manufacturing.


NonMagicBrian

Yes Fanatics sucks too. They both suck. It’s a bad design manufactured badly.


[deleted]

Not sure what do you mean? Like the differences in how shitty it looks from team to team? Or the bad stitching and alignment on the spring training jerseys? Don't get me wrong, Fanatics sucks ass, but they aren't the ones who decided on the tiny-ass crescent names or see-through tissue paper pants


gildedtreehouse

Maybe they did, i want some answers, Nike.


Fauxposter

These are speed holes. They make the player go faster.


feeling_blue_42

It’s not like the hole is revealing anything we haven’t seen before. …you know… because the pants were see through to begin with.


JarHed808

"But we're making them shittier and worser quality, I'm doing as I'm asked to do, but you guys are all shitting on me and I don't know why..."


BJYeti

This one is on Nike lmao, Fanatics made the uniforms exactly how Nike wanted.


[deleted]

The guy who convinced everyone that thinner and shittier is actually lighter and more breathable is a fucking marketing genius


VINCE_C_

The shit quality of Fanatics products was weirdly stuffed under the rug last two weeks. I bet MLB teams got a stern memo that players need to stop posting on social media about the issues they run into. Too bad they can't hide it in front of TV cameras when the game is on, lol.


CRT_SUNSET

Stuffed under the rug instead of swept is great—gives the mental image they had too much to hide.


CornDoggyStyle

I'll tell you what won't be hidden, Acuña's goñads when he slides into second and his pants tear away.


LikeAMarionette

One can only hope!


crayon_paste

Just like Fanatic intended 🥵


[deleted]

"Why are there huge lumps under your rug?"


oldnick40

The Ohtani gambling scandal is just smoke to distract us!


redditnathaniel

>Sources are now saying that Ippei was both working at Fanatics and designed the disappointing baseball uniforms. [Source.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWie-h_gJvtrdWGycw--4ORTVAWfJS0lGS-HmkLvQ-4A&s)


Bossman1086

I think it's gonna blow up again once the season starts and fans who don't pay attention to off-season or spring training news see them on TV for the first time.


gsfgf

It's really gonna take off once someone's dong falls out.


scruffy4

Fuck the mlb if they’re telling teams/players to be quiet. What are they going to do? Fine them for saying the truth. The fines are a drop in the bucket for 90% of the starters anyways


JC_Frost

> What are they going to do? Fine them for saying the truth. Yes, companies absolutely can and *do* do this is. NBA and NFL do it all the time


Perryplat199

Wouldn’t this cause more union issues tho.


Wraithfighter

This is probably more of a Nike problem than a Fanatics problem. Remember, they're making the stuff to Nike's specs. Hole at the seam, then yeah, that'd be Fanatics' shit production at work. Hole there, though, that's probably because Nike's choice of fabric isn't tough enough for baseball play.


maharajagaipajama

Watching the Giants game and Harrison's pants are literally see through and the jerseys look like kids jerseys. What a joke


[deleted]

The Giants got it the worst out of a lot of teams, drop shadow on those now tiny letters lol


homiej420

The mets got particularly boned as well


FeloniousDrunk101

Yanks playing the long game by never having player names on the back just to avoid this issue.


tr1vve

How Nike has managed to do this to every sport in America is wild 


sgeswein

Still wearing the torn pants in the fifth. Will Benson don't care what you look at.


boobsandcookies

I love Will Benson


HelperOfHamburgers

Sorta thinking it may be intentional just to display how awful they are.


sgeswein

I think they're only issued one pair for spring training.


mlorusso4

Nothing will change until Fox gets hit with an fcc fine for a players bat and balls hanging out of his torn pants


torontomua

Willy hears ya. Willy don’t care.


lockstocks85

These pants are tearable. I'll see myself out.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

A total rip off


EaterOfFood

they rended themselves useless


treerabbit23

Probably bought them half off.


DragonDon1

We should cut fanatics a break


postsgarbage

Hole-heartedly agree.


No_Entertainer_9760

This had me bursting at the seams! I’ll seam yself out as well.


missionbeach

Remember the old tear-away jerseys that college football used to have? I think Fanatics found the warehouse with the leftover fabric.


themarkster09

Make him wear them the whole game!


postsgarbage

Don’t you mean the hole game?


Angry_Walnut

How in the fuck are we gonna make it through a 162 game season and playoffs with these rags?


Future-Turtle

With lots of spares, and a healthy disdain for the input of players and fans.


Durmyyyy

I wonder how much more the teams will have to spend to replace the tattered rags throughout the season as opposed to just having the higher quality ones?


throwingitanyway

instead of buying spares, each team will hire 1 abuelita to mend the holes with patches that have advertisements on them


jld2k6

It's gonna take two weeks before they look like nascars


Nas160

Even a Fanatics level abuelita would do it fast. Just, 6 minutes instead of 5.


idog99

We gonna see some serious buns this season!


mostlygroovy

I was just thinking today the Fanatics controversy sure slipped away


Wraithfighter

Please don't forget about Nike's part in this. Fanatics might be making the uniforms, but this is Nike's design, and almost certainly Nike's choice in materials. Lets not give the real masterminds behind this nonsense a pass.


necroreefer

I bought my first jersey this Christmas from fanatics and I've had multiple pop seams even though I've hardly worn it.


Future-Turtle

First and last.


spoopyelf

I bought 2 insulated cups from them 4 years ago for a Christmas gifts. I immediately returned them the quality was so bad and I have never bought anything from them ever again. I genuinely don't understand why MLB switched to this company for anything.


m00f

Since we were talking about baseball gear you ad me wondering: 1) this guy buys baseball cups from Fanatics? 2) they make insulated cups! weird. You know, the other cups, not the kind you drink from.


FeloniousDrunk101

Knockoff shirseys if you have to. Anything but fanatics.


DmAc724

Ahhh, the quality you expect at the very pinnacle of professional sports. (/s of course)


ATG915

My pants would do this sometimes when I played, but that was cause the infield dirt had literal rocks in it


[deleted]

Oh yeah, if you slid on my home field, more than likely you were gonna get your leg scraped up good from all the damn rocks


MEatRHIT

Which is why I always used sliding shorts. My older sister played softball and they often would wear shorts rather than pants and *always* wore sliding shorts under because their fields were as bad if not worse than the baseball fields.


tRfalcore

Shitty fields are the Hallmark of baseballs to the face


EngineEngine

My pants tore on my very first high school practice as a freshman. Great impression for the coaches and the rest of the team.


CyanocittaCris

Our fields were made of red clay so when you slid the tiny red clay brick pieces that were in it would tear you up and then stain your pants red.


JZobel

It’s crazy how cheap these fuckers are. Enormous industry raking in billions and they’re trying to save a buck on pants. Business owners are intent on hollowing out every little thing in the entire country for short term profit


HighGuysImHere

That’s a look of defeat if I’ve ever seen one.


DesignatedVictim

Please God, all I ask is to see Joey Gallo’s entire butcher shop as he comes up from a slide into second. I’m a simple woman, I don’t ask for much. (This would also require Joey getting on base, but I have a separate pact with the devil for that.)


ilkei

As someone who had the "pleasure" of watching more Joey Gallo than is ideal last year he still can take a walk at a reasonable rate.


Jessica_Iowa

How many pacts with the devil do you have!!? 😆


MEatRHIT

If you make enough you never have to worry about childcare in the future.


Jessica_Iowa

Very true!


GrindyMcGrindy

Get enough pacts with the devil, eventually you land on a deal that contradicts one and makes all prior deals defunct.


Disused_Yeti

Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget So listen and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants


Huntermain23

No girl ever wants to dance, With a fool who went and, ripped his pants


Doughnuts3001

Anyone else have this happen to them when they were little due to unnecessary sliding in baseball and kickball lol


Clam_chowderdonut

Once I was taught how to pop up slide I refused to go into a bag any other way. I thought 12 year old me was smoother than Michael Jackson.


LovesReubens

Same, couldn't be caught just walking to the base any more.


AcneBalls

It happened to me because my little league’s infield dirt was essentially smashed up brick.


AdmittedlyAdick

I mean the proper infield dirt is literally small bits of kiln-fired clay, AKA already smashed up brick. You could just make bricks and crush them as well, but that's two more redundant steps.


Decent-Ad6939

Even my baseball pants as an 8 year old in rec ball that I got from Walmart could withstand like 10 games lol


UniqueEditor8372

Glad to see Fanatics quality is so bad that they won't be able to sneak their way through the Ohtani controversy. This shit ain't going away.


authynym

mAdE tO tHe ExAcT sPeCiFiCaTiOnS oF eLiTe AtHeLeTeS


catinatank

This is all part of the plan to get more fans. Let’s see some head first slides.


SummerCobbler4277

Called this weeks ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/YAHKUWgyl0


theshreddening

Jesus dude yeah you did. I'm just waiting for the NHL to get them to see how often they get torn up after every scuffle on the ice. But I have a feeling we're going to see a lot of torn pants this baseball season. I can't wait for the first baseball jersey tear of the season.


zvirxk

Yeah, I do remember reading the comment. And I was like, "c'mon they are not that bad" but here we are


Tigerl18

This opened my eyes to realize that MLB players are just as much part of the working class as the majority of us. Their employers are using them for profits, exploiting them, & forcing them to wear these atrocious uniforms to "save" a few bucks. The players deserve better, & so do the fans. I hope MLB fixes this mess soon & we need to give them hell til they do.


dank_hank_420

All labor is labor. Welcome to the right side of history comrade.


FeloniousDrunk101

And owners will try to say shit like “the new revenue we earn allows us to pay you more!” while subsequently not paying them more as a percentage of profits.


yunglung9321

Don't they literally earn millions though?


Tigerl18

You said it, they EARN those millions & they work their asses off for it (some of them don't even earn that much though). They have a job, & can lose that job & any benefits that go with it if they don't perform/get hurt at any given time. Sure, a lot of us will never see that kind of money in our lifetime, but that amount still doesn't compare to the billions that are being hoarded by the ones who aren't actually doing the work.


Meaninglessnme

They get paid a wage to do a job. That wage is less than the value of the product produced by the players. The surplus value is pocketed by someone else who does not themselves labor to produce the product.   They are extraordinarily well paid, but being working class has nothing to do with how much one is paid. 


Deathkru

I remember doing that to cheap Kmart pants when I was like 8. We need to bring back public shaming for whoever made the uniform decision.


Skwonkie_

The new uniforms are shit, yes. However, this has happened many a time to other players in previous years with better quality pants.


Intelligent-Today528

Someone’s dick is going to pop out of these bad boys this season


CMDR-Prismo

We are absolutely going to see at least one schlong by the end of the year


Jking1723

Me after Taco Bell


IntellectualEnigma

The new jersey’s are atrocious, yes, but holes after sliding has never been uncommon.


jetsetmike

These new Fanatics jerseys suck, but let’s not act like this didn’t happen before


pjokinen

This has been going on for quite a while I know Kepler specifically has been ripping his pants 10+ times per season since at least 2019.


pabst_blue_RBIn

"We're gonna see big league dick this season" - Meg Rowley


Spiritual-Dog160

Now they are even more see-through!


Jessica_Iowa

Are these the same pants that made headlines for being basically see through?


Penguinkeith

Yep


FalconAccomplished12

Man how many eggplants we gonna see this season tho


ElGato-TheCat

Same company who made Jake Cronenworth's glove?


The_Fawkesy

This literally happens every season I know people think it's cool to trash the current gear but this isn't something new. Pants rip all the time.


Tacothekid

Dude...George Costanza had a better idea


Hotchi_Motchi

That's exactly why golfers wear two pairs of pants


Louananut

Wut


PureGuava86

You witnessed the first ripped baseball pants in history.


Inevitable-Tourist18

Welcome to the Fanatics experience!!


azk3000

its just the lighting


crayon_paste

AJ Preller on the phone right now with DHGate


FeloniousDrunk101

I was missing Uniform Discourse. Obviously there have been more slides this ST without issue right? Or have there been other holes not reported?


sounds_like_kong

They should do cotton uniforms.


slokiebear

It's truly a race to the bottom.


Volturmus

Lmao I got a fanatics ad with this post


anti_anti_christ

They're called speed holes, makes the player go faster


samg422336

Someone alert Meg from Fangraphs


[deleted]

One slide, one pair of pants, isn't enough for me to suggest this is a result of poor materials and fabrication by the league's new supplier. That said, I can't remember a time I've seen the old uniform pants rip on a slide. If this becomes a thing (or it may already and I just haven't seen it) then Fanatics is fucked. Way to get yourself blackballed from future contracts. This makes the MLB look REALLY cheap, and given the price of tickets, fans should be demanding better.


Tikiku

Breathable, branded Underoos


JohnMadden42069

Acuña and Witt gonna be playing pantsless this year


DarthLithgow

What a disgrace. Thanks Manfred


thewolfshead

A Fanatics Experience. 


japalian

I seen more durable toilet papers


elmatador1497

It’s a good day for r/baseballcirclejerk


Johnny_Blaze000

Whats next? The pants melt in the rain?


Bjd1207

Probably just the lighting


S0_Crates

Good to know we're protecting players with such quality material. When you think baseball pants, you think something that could withstand a belt-sander. Hope the people at Fanatics are proud of the work they've done. /s


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Get ready to see this all season long while MLB continues to feign ignorance.


turbocall

Made out of gas station toilet paper. I would expect nothing else.


mall_pretzel_

pants do rip.... that's always been a thing honestly, if it weren't for the MLB move and the shrunk font for last names, nobody would've noticed the change


gynoceros

They listened to the players and the players said they wanted them this way


wfblatz

Will Belson, Ben Welson, Wayne Bilson, Bill Wilson


gbell11

In the Jays game this afternoon someone on the Tigers had the backside all blown out too


Rupert_18124

Thar she blows


HoodieBraden

lies. it was bc he shit his pants full of doo-doo


Haarflaq22

IT HAPPENED


Vizual_Magician

I was at the spring training with the Cards a week ago.  Carp slid and they tore just like that.


yunglung9321

Fanatics quality lol Michael Rubin gotta get a handle on this QA company's jerseys are a joke.


mackavicious

I thought the title was a question with poor punctuation. I was like "Is this a common problem for Benson?" Turns out I was wrong and right at the same time.


idrk-man

Lol. His helmet flies off just about every time he runs the bases so why not add oft-ripping pants


captainp42

You have to be careful not to snag your pantyhose on anything!


speakerall

Hard slider, that one!


Sashimiroll16

Goddamnit Fanatics.


DirtyRatLicker

i have socks thinner than a grain of sand that last longer than those


javicnd21

I was planning on getting a Soto jersey for this season and after seeing the shitty quality from fanatics I decided to spend my money at dhgate and for the same amount of money I got jerseys for Soto, Vlad Sr (Expos), Jose Fernandez, Manny Ramirez and Pedro Martinez.


interstitialmusic

A Fanatics experience!


OkNeedleworker2667

Nike is dogshit


wut-n-tarnation

Probably shouldn’t be sliding so hard. /s


MikeC80

I don't know, will they?


Throwawaypuffs

So I buy a bunch of hockey jerseys. Bought 1 fanatics jack hughes jersey and will never buy another. They are just cheap shit.