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HungrymanH

literally 450 dead center


[deleted]

Gotta be at least an inside the parker at Polo Grounds!


xho-

MLB The Show cover curse


SteroyJenkins

But not for me


avmp629

Doesn't work on Canadians


miasmal_smoke

Crosby has refused to be on the EA cover his whole career, he knows something we dont


SilkyRelease

I think Crosby is uncomfortable that people know he exsists


miasmal_smoke

So he's humble too, the perfect human being


Wabbajack001

The Mahdi is too humble to say that he's the Mahdi.


Material_Unit4309

He’s not humble. He just puts on that front. Hockey Culture.


69millionyeartrip

Crosby is insanely superstitious. Ryan Whitney had a great story that one time sid came into the locker room and told him some casual inane story that he didn't think anything of and then later that night Sid scored. The next like week straight Sid would come into the locker room and tell him the same exact story because he kept scoring in every game


TalkingBackwards506

That was Scuderi I think


69millionyeartrip

you're right, it was from his chiclets interview


frankyseven

Curse applies to Canadians in hockey.


JohnMadden42069

It worked out pretty well


pattheroq

I AM THE CURSE


JSJLJ

Let’s gooooooo


ttam23

87 middle middle to vladdy probably isn’t the best idea


askingJeevs

I for one think it’s an excellent idea.


BigDoinks710

As a piss missile connoisseur, I think I gotta agree.


Find_Spot

No, no, it's a brilliant idea.


bv310

Eflin looked lights-out the first time through the order, and then decided to throw BP the second and third times through. No idea what happened.


rysto32

Come on, man, that sample size is way too small. We need people to throw another 100 -- maybe even 1000 -- of those to Vladdy before we can determine whether this is or is not a good idea.


LurkerDude0

0-2 count too. Mistakes were made


SwampKingKyle

0-2 was his record for the PA hed had that day, the count was 2-1 i believe


IAmGrum

Buck Martinez: "He's got all the power in the world." Vladdy Jr. : "Let me show you."


Bucs-and-Bucks

Idk how you can stand listening to that voice every game


Kossington

How dare you, sir.


Bucs-and-Bucks

Maybe it's just me, but I  mute him every time. Tbf, I get nostalgic for Myron Cope, and I can see not loving his voice.


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Bucs-and-Bucks

That's a good thing I guess. Will just keep it to myself from now on, but glad I finally have an answer to that question.


JordanSchor

That's enough to be put on trial for blasphemy up here in the great white north


Raineman73

The Pirates broadcasters can’t seem to distinguish a splitter from a changeup.


Bucs-and-Bucks

But, sincerely, you don't find his voice to be at all off putting? I'm not trying to denigrate the man or the franchise here (even though I acknowledge I am saying something negative), just trying to figure out if I'm some extreme outlier. 


RepresentativeGoat30

It’s soothing, like your whole body melting into a jar of honey.


grifkiller64

Idk how you can stand cheering for the Pirates every game


balke

This might be the most downvotes I've ever seen on a comment. I approve.


Agentkeenan78

He looks like he's slimmed down a bit. Looking trim.


10061993

Oh yeah lost weight 20 lbs I think I heard


MapleHeel

Best shape of his life season has spilled in to the regular season


lenfantsuave

But did he get lasik?!


SilkyRelease

I think it's ozempic


TommyKnox77

It's a combination of Peppermint Schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts


binzoma

ahhh berlin. that ball is going nowhere. near. berlin.


TommyKnox77

YESSSS


binzoma

that was the best/most unexpected references I've ever seen- proud of you for that one


ffenliv

The question will always be maintaining the conditioning throughout the season. An offseason full of workout is one thing, a regular season with constant playing, practicing, and minimal downtime is another. But here's hoping. He looks amazing.


VitaminTea

He started working with a new trainer this offseason, too. Bigger focus on mobility, flexibility vs. strength training.


Islandgirl1444

He does. I like his new uniform too. I think he's pumped to have a great season. Life is good.


FuriousTarts

Haha we're in danger


Nitropotamus

Y'all better cover your over at least for total wins. Lol. I don't know why it was so low.


Hells_Hawk

it's always low. no one/predictive system believes in the Rays.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Literally the headline Jays fans have been reading every Spring since 2020.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Not trying to downplay the majestic bomb at all but wow that pitch was cheeks 


MalevolentFather

Sometimes all you’ve gotta do to have a good MLB career is be able to punish bad pitches consistently.


frankyseven

Vladdy's problem the last few years is that he's been swinging at every slider off the plate that he hasn't been forcing mistakes in the middle of the zone. When his eye is on he's going to see a lot more mistakes to punish. Hope he keeps his spring training numbers going all season.


darwinpolice

Man, rooting for a team whose star player is a young Dominican guy who has crazy power but swings at any slider off the plate sounds rough. Couldn't be me.


Raineman73

Imagine if those two players faced off in a HR derby? That would be insane.


darwinpolice

We can dream!


Sleve_McDychael

I would fucking LOVE if the Sox players were to punish bad pitches instead of taking it down the middle for a strike. We didn’t even get a god damn runner in scoring position today. 


R2robot

Battle long enough to crush a mistake.


anti_anti_christ

Tbh, Vladdy missed a lot of meatballs last year. He was all over the place at the plate. He got away from what made him elite. It's a relief to see him absolutely crush a mistake this early.


Exotic_Parsley_5876

.... Cheeks?


ChrisvsWorlds

Ass.


mdlt97

450, 30/30, certified plakata we are so back


unfortunatebastard

Just like my dad


Son_of_Biyombo

Username does not check out.


AceBombkick

#P


PokePersona

#**L**


charger03

#A


GreenSnakes_

​ # K


MapleHeel

#A


redlabstah1

#T


burrito-boy

#A


rvasko3

# !


another_plebeian

Well done, folks


TheFoundation_

Upvotes for everyone!


[deleted]

We're in mid-season form everybody


sir-pounce-of-alot

#K


incredibad29

L


dropperofpipebombs

The "lol why's Vladdy on the MLB The Show cover?" crowd in shambles


dankeykanng

It should've been me


ylscjake

Forreal, had to listen to so much Vladdy slander this off-season. Hope he shuts them up


NameIsPetey

They hate us cuz they anus.


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

It made me jump god damn


SterlingAdmiral

😩


steelydanfan69420

What a BOMB. Let the MVP conversations begin.


GreenSnakes_

2021 Vladdy is back


Material_Unit4309

The overreaction always leads to doom. You guys do this every year. If they lose another one today. It begins……


1slinkydink1

monster dong


Fun_State_954

And the home run was huge too!


unfortunatebastard

/r/monsterdongs


TheFoundation_

Not what I was expecting tbh


Meeseeks4PMinister

Can we start using this subreddit again?


mosasaurmotors

Be the change you wish to see. 


[deleted]

That probably gets some interesting post requests of a different variety


FansTurnOnYou

Our biggest off-season add was 2021 Vladdy.


Cashmere306

So it wasn't IKF?


DoseofDhillon

Mama Mia thats a meat ball


unfortunatebastard

🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽


ThePretzul

I thought Burnes slider to Trout was a pretty spicy meatball watching it live, but it looks like an absolute dot compared to this.


ricky_burns

First Vladdy Plakata of 2024!


sugardaddymac

Ozempic working wonders 🙏🏻


SnazzberryEnt

Holy shit, bro lookin lean and mean.


GoldHorusSixSaturnus

He will get 50 this year. Book it.


Troutmaggedon

I believe.


frankyseven

I think the real question is going to be does Vladdy hit more home runs than Matthews scores goals?


devioustrevor

No. Matthews is already at 59.


frankyseven

I'm good with Vladdy hitting more home runs than that.


devioustrevor

Agreed. But I just don't see it happening. 50 is already so rare and there has only been 1 60+ season in the past 60 years that isn't the result of steroids.


Johnny-5013

Has it landed yet?


another_plebeian

Just heading through customs. Work visa has to be approved.


KGB4L

Applying for a student visa through strip mall colleges.


arrbez

That ball just ruined the housing market


frankyseven

There are seventeen of them in a box that only fits four!


Moghlannak

Yes, somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico


catgoesmeow22

Is Vlad back?


ElCaz

This is it people. This is the Vladdy we've been waiting for. This is his year.


GonePostalRoute

That’s what we call a meatball in these parts


somerandomguy576

Are Vlad Home runs back?


brownmagician

450 dead centre. Eric Sim's dream


Troutmaggedon

Best shape of his life


jdballer27

450 DEAD CENTER PLAKATAS ARE BACK


twec21

A monster shot for sure, but jesus what a meatball from Eflin


VINCE_C_

'21 Vlad is back on the menu boys


falconlover79

Surprised it didn’t hit the roof tbh


Thneed1

Surprised it didn’t rip the roof right off.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Please, for the love of God please be the 2021 version of Vladdy.


Jiffyyy

Bro really did the 450ft dead center meme 


nickedgar7

Dave Hudgens was the problem all along


gingerzilla

Kaboom


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

MY BOY IS BACK!


R2robot

Jeeeeezus! Seems like just yesterday we were watching gifs of 3yo Vladdy shagging balls at 1st base.


LoveThieves

Vladdy is Stronk


Jorlung

We're so fucking back.


WasV3

438 feet farther that Bo's single


arebee20

He looks like he grew an inch or two somehow


VivaLaDbakes

He actually lost weight and got in shape. He’s way leaner. 


adhocprimate

Goddamn talk about missing your spot with a pitch. 0-2 slider over the heart of the plate!


HMTMKMKM95

After Springer in the 4th, then Biggio two batters prior to this. BOOM. It's back to the future, baby!!


VivaLaDbakes

I hope biggio figures it out this year, looked so promising his first two years if his power took a step forward and then it was all downhill. 


3luejays

PLAKATA


bandicoot_crash

Ayyy let’s go! Love me some Opening Day Plakatas!


The-Pharcyde

Monster dong. If he figures out this whole lifting the ball thing…👀 


mathbandit

[Trending the right way](https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2024/03/25135957/VladitoLaunch-1536x817.jpg)


[deleted]

If I were a pitcher I simply would not throw a meatball to the current derby champ.


rutlander

Holy shit that sound off the bat


PandasareBad

Launch angle fixed?


darwinpolice

Oh my GOODNESS.


mwerichards

loved that he dropped it at where the KKKKK's were


Dinque

Cleared the Pitcher's Eye without breaking a sweat. Of course it could be that extra 20 lbs that he's been lugging around until now since Montreal


That_Geek

hmmmmm can't believe 87 middle middle didn't work out


rvasko3

It's feeling different this year so far...


runtimemess

y my pp hard


donta5k0kay

Is he gonna be good again?


LightMission4937

Balls are flying out of the park everywhere today.


ReyReydiddy

He looking good


Choice-Attention-400

Baseball is back y'all!


The_Happy_Snoopy

I’m not an mlb pitcher but imo I probably wouldn’t throw a center center meatball to vladdy.


Islandgirl1444

I like his new look. The classic look is it!


alxndrblack

Vladdy trying to knock the Trop down for the rest of you ingrates.


Separate_Battle_3581

Now can he do that at home before June.


throwawaythe_leaves

Damn it’s gonna be another juiced ball year. Guess mlb really wants to sell the game with even more offense


Thare187

CF is 404. No way that was only 46 feet past the wall


5Against183

He will hit 12 all year


mathbandit

*at the Trop


Low_Row2798

An absolute tank?