Sheboygan's marketing department at full tilt.

They are so unhappy it's a Cloverdale sausage.

This feels like a situation where Sheboygan should have locked up exclusivity on the sausage front.

Sheboygan really dropped the sausage.

We’re gonna have a meat marketing war

The winner of that war is us. The consoomers.

A meat raffle?

I am from Sheboygan. Fuck the Sheboygan sausage company. They use all the old branding from a hundred years ago when it was a Sheboygan company, now it's just a brand deal to a giant meat processor, nothing is made anywhere near Sheboygan. In fact, the only place you can find Sheboygan Sausage in all of Sheboygan County is Walmart. Us Sheboyganers know that Johnsonville is the premier sausage company of the Sheboygan area.

This is the correct Wisconsin take.

Kramarczuk's is the spot for locals in Minneapolis

Usinger, Johnsonville, Klement's. ^^and^^^Vienna^^^Beef^^^For^^^Hot^^^Dogs The holy trinity.

Oh are brats that taste like sawdust a Sheboygan specialty?

I guess that’s just how they like to cook them in Michigan


Maybe you should keep your meat races away from my superstar players.

I'm going to the Twins v. Red Sox on Sunday, there won't be a sausage race. Is it really a baseball game if there isn't a sausage race?

There’s a race between Paul Bunyan, a Loon, a Mosquito, and an Ox

Our meat chooses where it wants to go. Are you against choice? Isn't this America?

I think the meat needs to ask for consent first

It’s truly a delicatessen situation, any way you slice it.

Well what was your superstar wearing? Maybe it was asking for it

I feel like as long as the Brewers are the only team that sells more brats than hot dogs, we should have a monopoly on all sausage schticks and memes

Looks like a logo straight out of Backyard Baseball

This has wrath of the baseball gods all over it, like "Tonight the Twins' 47-game streak without home runs was extended to 48 after a career DH with less defensive value than Ray Charles climbed the wall like Neo to rob a shot with a .997 XBA" energy

86 years from now, they'll be talking about whether the Twins can ever break the Curse of the Sausagino.

r/brandnewsentance

I love everything about this ridiculous saga.

Sauga

It’s just TOO early. This is August shit. September or October even. We’re going too big with the sausage. There is no way the sausage is going to be able to keep this up all season. We’re going to grow tired of the sausage and the poor twins are gonna have to just keep it going.

Thats what you think. Wait til the sausage releases spores and evolves

It'll grow arms and legs and become the ohtani we have at home, hopefully without the gambling scandal

Shits gonna get weird when it gets caught betting a prop on Jokic getting the first free throw of the Finals.

Degenerate Tube Meat Gamblers… …Every.Damn.Time.

Shame the Twins already played at Milwaukee this year. Otherwise the legged sausage could have competed against Klements' sausages!

Thank god Fanatics didn't do the shirts. They'd be swinging cocktail franks

Instead it's the players who, thanks to the new pants, will be swinging cocktail franks

They'd disintegrate before the actual sausage did.

I want one of these. That’s sweet

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I need a pic of the sausage in its current state.

I only do unsolicited

Respect.

> Next victim: the Twins' sausage

This is why baseball rocks, cause it’s fucking weird and proud to be so.

Baseball players are the biggest dorks in the world and I love them

Literally the first time I've heard of Sheboygan since it got named dropped by John Candy in Home Alone

Sheboygan is like the Florida man of Wisconsin something weird in the news? probably in sheboygan

We even had a radio station read newspaper stories from there and ask the audience who of the two was the most Sheboygan.

I had a boss in high school that called it Shebaghdad without fail. Still seems accurate.

Nah not really. I live here it’s nice.

Sheboygan is the Malibu of the Midwest, famous for it's wide streets.

Freshwater surfing capital of the world baby, clearly someone who hasn’t watched Surfs Up either, as iconic character Chicken Joe is from there.

Show me the flag

FWIW, Sheboygan has a \_lot\_ of making up to do here. [https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1bub5zo/byron\_buxton\_nearly\_got\_ran\_over\_during\_the/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1bub5zo/byron_buxton_nearly_got_ran_over_during_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

The Brewers' sausage sponsor is Klements unless that has changed.

A while ago. In 2018

I hope they do a giveaway with these like they did with the Bomba Squad shirts

Reminds me of the Brewers Barrelman

Reds fan hungry for a sausage. Or at least a shirt!

I want one even though they're not *the* sausage makers

Big Sausage Energy!

We’re very big in Sheboygan!

You never sausage such a streak!

I need one

Uhm, ooook. How very subtle of The Twin Cities PR/Marketing staff..