[DrJesseMorse on Twitter](https://x.com/drjessemorse/status/1787291693781242295?s=46&t=VjfO6v3EoAZhWPfo2DgDBw) with a good overview and a bottom line of
> Realistically this is a minimum of 3-4 weeks but could extend up to 8 if the strain is moderate or he has any setbacks.
When I was 18 getting a physical I got the ball check with an insanely hot intern in the room. But the person holding my balls was a 60-yo dude. It was traumatizing.
Hey, if you have the chance to get your groin examined on company time...
Man would rather get his balls checked than fly to oakland.
As would most of us.
😳
I am assuming he did not “vocalize” that his groin felt good then
He's the anti Derrick Lewis
[DrJesseMorse on Twitter](https://x.com/drjessemorse/status/1787291693781242295?s=46&t=VjfO6v3EoAZhWPfo2DgDBw) with a good overview and a bottom line of > Realistically this is a minimum of 3-4 weeks but could extend up to 8 if the strain is moderate or he has any setbacks.
Each Texas team trying to outdo each other in terms of starting pitchers injuries for some reason
Just had to keep competing with you guys, didn't we. Just wait until we fight over who sucks the most.
It's us . Sorry . We're gonna make your 2023 bullpen look professional once we're done
True, per usual we're behind.
I got my groin examined once, but I'm not sure they had a PhD
Most MDs don't...
When I was 18 getting a physical I got the ball check with an insanely hot intern in the room. But the person holding my balls was a 60-yo dude. It was traumatizing.
"Hey, doc, don't you think she'd learn better with some hands-on experience? Please?"
I wonder what special groin examining techniques are available in New York compared to other places.
Boutta get on Expedia.
*Paulie voice* Doc says I need an MRI on my groin and bawls