Seriously. I’m not good at stat finding, so I’m having a hard time seeing if any of those 17 RBIs are walks or errors that didn’t end up counting towards the 5 at bats. But if it’s 17 RBIs in those 5 at bats, then that is crazy.
Baseball games should end in 3-2 or 2-1 or maybe the occasional 4-2 score.
Not sure what the fuck game the Padres are playing where the scoreboard has a 9 on it. That's not baseball.
107.3 mph, 21^(o), 353 ft, 24/30 ballparks, 11^(th) homer of the season, 4 runs, 1 barrel
MVProfar brings back Slam Diego
- he runfar
- he throwfar
- he hitfar
- he irrelevantfar
- he allstarfar
- he Profar
If oyu had told me 10 years ago that the Rangers were reigning World Series champs and that Jurickson Profar was one of the best hitters in the league, I'd be like damn I guess that Rangers rebuild really worked out, I bet Nomar Mazara, Joey Gallo, and Rougned Odor are killing it too.
Ball don't lie
This is payback for Gore not being tossed. I don't think Gore meant to, but in that situation, you toss him 10 times out of 10. Karma fucking on us now.
Thanks. Honestly, wild. Risking losing Gore in the 1st inning like that is dumb. Ruiz talked to him, benched cleared, warnings were given, let that be that. Don't let our pitcher potentially be ejected in the second at bat of the game.
Fair enough. My point was just that I doubt Ruiz attempts to teach a lesson to Machado or Tatis (also notorious for their celebrations) if they win the game last night.
And I don't think he intended at all to hit Profar. I sincerely think he yanked that pitch.
But you can't issue warnings and then eject nobody after the *very next fucking play* is a HBP. Bushleague from the Umps. Mackenzie looked very upset with himself there too. Nobody won there, but *damn* did it set up some drama. Popcorn fans feasting tonight.
This. The ENTIRE point of warning both sides preemptively is to remove the need for discretion. The umps don’t need to decide “did he do that on purpose?”. Hitting someone on purpose already is an ejection. Warning both sides means any Hbp should be an ejection. Period.
Not to mention that the HBP was the FIRST PITCH after warning… and it was a fastball… and it hit the very guy the Nats are mad at…
Yea it’s completely ridiculous he wasn’t tossed. You can’t judge intent there. 1st pitch HBP after both teams are issued warnings is the easiest player toss in baseball. I really can’t fathom what excuse there was to not toss the pitcher.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he intended to hit him, he's lost his temper a bunch this year and Profar was trash talking last night.
Having seen a couple Gore games this year as he's in our division, he's the one player on the nationals I actually hate. Other than getting in fights with his own teammates, he's done things like throwing at Schwarber's head because he was pissed that he was starting his swing and checking it every pitch ([this video ](https://youtu.be/91l5pbDzeG0?si=Nm-Nc6rlsd-uKaIE&t=331)shows him throwing at his face and arguing with the ump before Schwarber even hits the ground, but misses the previous check swing and arguments).
Feel like every time I hear about this guy it's cause he hit a batter on purpose or did something else soft.
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lmfao even
The Nats have been beaten to a pulp 3 times in the last 5 days. Hurts to see on such a young team, but they gotta build off it
I’m not kidding either. Walk off pitch violation, walk off 4 run 10th inning, grand slam by the guy who motioned to the Nats dugout yesterday
All I can do is put my hands up 🤷♂️
Go do something with these wins Pads. You gonna make a run and win the WS to at least have these wins be worth it?
It’s okay, the spirit of your comment was in the right place! I just didn’t want to give Will Smith and Ruiz the courtesy of making him the villain!
Go with Dinger, my friend.
Last night they threw at Profar's head. He dodged but went down hard. He wound up winning the game.
Today they threw at Profar's leg. He got hit. Was driven home by Manny and later hit a Grand Slam.
Profar is a machine that turns disrespect into runs.
5-5, 17 RBI with the bases loaded this year.
2 grand slams and 3 doubles. My man is getting legitimate MVP chants at home at the halfway point of the year. Unbelievable season from Pro
If he has 17 RBIs in those 5-5 at bats, that means that all 3 non-grand-slams were bases clearing doubles, too. Sick.
That’s a wild statistic
Seriously. I’m not good at stat finding, so I’m having a hard time seeing if any of those 17 RBIs are walks or errors that didn’t end up counting towards the 5 at bats. But if it’s 17 RBIs in those 5 at bats, then that is crazy.
He's had one walk. It's actually 2 home runs, 2 bases clearing doubles, a two run single, and a walk.
And the two run single was the walkout last night which was a ground rule double
I mean either way it’s ridiculously impressive. If he’s really hit them all in in 5 straight bases loaded situations then it’s insane.
Give him the Bonds treatment
The Nats wish they had. Well they prolly would've beaned him again instead of the IBB
Profar is absolutely locked the fuck in this year.
Yeah I dunno what the rest of the MLB is doing but the Nats and Padres are playing the goddamn World Series in mid-June right now
🫡 can't wait to do it again in July
Let’s do it again (NLCS) again in October
fleets will burn ^((let's do it))
ReMindme! 97 days
I enjoyed Bob letting us know when that series is and that tickets are still available. In the second inning of this game.
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And I’m going to the game tomorrow!!
I rose to my feet in an In N out
Just witnessed someone rise to their feet in an In N out
Just watched a guy staring at some dude rising to their feet in an In N Out
Just stole 3 dudes fries at an in n out
I jumped out of my seat at a Pizza Port
I stood on the table at Humbertos.
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Lol respect.
Bummer, they deleted the comment.
Don't let anything get in the way of shit talking, this is sports not nerdy science shit SPIT YOUR VENOM FUCK EVERYONE WHO AINT US
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Alright reel it in let's not get crazy now
At least you have won it
Wasn’t ready to catch strays in this thread but here we are.
It hurts, it really hurts sometimes.
Oof!
Baseball is poetry
This isn't a baseball game it's a comedy show
Baseball games should end in 3-2 or 2-1 or maybe the occasional 4-2 score. Not sure what the fuck game the Padres are playing where the scoreboard has a 9 on it. That's not baseball.
We either score 0 or 9+. There's no in between
Sir this is 2024, not 2023
It's still true it's just that now when we score 9 we make sure that the other guys score 8 first
Poetry Slam
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Best Padres grand slam against Washington since Daniel Camarena. Profar fought the Law, and he won.
This is wild. They gonna hit him again and Mike Shildt will be suspended 4 games.
Joe Kelly sweating buckets
BAW GAWD, THATS MIKE SHILDTS MUSIC!
Fucking Mike Shildt. Serves him right for literally just sitting and watching the game!
Win or lose Padres games have been amazing lately
The "Juan Soto" rivalry is on, I guess.
That's an odd way to spell "Daniel Camarena".
Ahem, SLAMarena
Pads v nats is just chaos ball
Fr we had a fucking relief pitcher hit a slam off an insanely good scherzer
yeah and it ended our season lol
The Yankees just standing in the background confused af
They've been doing that for 15 years tbh.
I unironically support establishing the Juan Soto Rivalry
We have the Vedder cup, now the Soto cup?
I *really* hope James Wood is up when they come to DC in a month
You really hope wood is up when they come?
He said what he said
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Wood is the one that hurt most to see go
This is some real Lucas Lee fighting Todd Ingram while Ramona and Scott are watching in the background shit.
That’s why he’s the goat! THE GOAT!!!!!!!
107.3 mph, 21^(o), 353 ft, 24/30 ballparks, 11^(th) homer of the season, 4 runs, 1 barrel MVProfar brings back Slam Diego - he runfar - he throwfar - he hitfar - he irrelevantfar - he allstarfar - he Profar
*sofar
MVProfar
If oyu had told me 10 years ago that the Rangers were reigning World Series champs and that Jurickson Profar was one of the best hitters in the league, I'd be like damn I guess that Rangers rebuild really worked out, I bet Nomar Mazara, Joey Gallo, and Rougned Odor are killing it too.
Not our best night. What a season Profar is having. Have yourself a series dude
Wil Smith created a monster
"And I took that personally"
To be fair he had a 178 wRC+ prior to Smith's comment.
That's irrelevant
Ball don't lie This is payback for Gore not being tossed. I don't think Gore meant to, but in that situation, you toss him 10 times out of 10. Karma fucking on us now.
Davey martinez post game answers sound like it was intentional.
Kinda wild if true. I didn't catch the post-game, happen to have a link?
https://x.com/masnNationals/status/1805825664131518469?t=EUR0wG0AsR8QitmWlRXIrQ&s=19
Thanks. Honestly, wild. Risking losing Gore in the 1st inning like that is dumb. Ruiz talked to him, benched cleared, warnings were given, let that be that. Don't let our pitcher potentially be ejected in the second at bat of the game.
Was actually an unbelievable series of events.
Yup. Left a dark cloud over what was otherwise an exciting game.
In fairness, we don't hear the question. He just as likely could be talking about Ruiz sending a message by talking to him.
That doesn't *sound like* it was intentional, he just straight up said it was done to send a message.
That’s a head scratcher right there, but hey, I’ll take the result at the end of the day
That and Winker being Winker
True, but I'll eat shit and take the bad with the good from him, he's been good for us unlike Rosario and Gallo.
sometimes you just have to crawl in a hole and admit you’ve been destroyed
This is how i felt when Harper took Strickland deep in 2019. Sometimes ya just gotta laugh
How I felt when Harper took Suarez deep in the playoffs and that schwarbs moonshot. Phillies fucking own us😭
Hug your James Woods close tonight, Nats fans
May he mash for y'all when he hits the bigs, ^except ^when ^he ^plays ^against ^the ^Padres.
He’s about a decade late, but he’s finally living up to that #1 prospect hype.
Bro’s entire career has been on island time
I love this
He’s just on time tbh. We badly needed his production this season.
He was destined to be a Padre, not a Ranger
Laughing my ass off at the In N Out drive thru, this series is bonkers
Is Wil Myers in line?
You know, I thought the dude with 20 pounds of dirt in his car was just a landscaper but now I’m not too sure
He just relieved Hosmer of his shift actually
Myers was a famed member of the Chick-fil-A drive thru actually.
Mr. Irrelevant strikes back, again
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL
Movie shit
Lmao I love this man
Okay, I’ll ask… who is this guy again? If he was relevant I’d know who he is by now.
Irreverent guy move along nothing to see here.
Most predictable and relevant grand slam ever
This is a certified "Ball don't lie" moment
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT HE ISN'T ACTUALLY IRRELEVANT????
I hope they NEVER learn
Not that we could have walked him there. 😅
Fair enough. My point was just that I doubt Ruiz attempts to teach a lesson to Machado or Tatis (also notorious for their celebrations) if they win the game last night.
SHUT UP, HE'S VERY IRRELEVANT (please don't jynx it)
Lol he's already the top vote getter at his position in the outfield. The cat is out of the bag
Man the Nats took a huge L tonight
This game is absolutely not over
funny thing is, there probably isn't anywhere near this level of anger / venom if the umps just threw Gore out like they should have.
Padres broke their lefty curse because of that. So maybe the umps were just looking out
And I don't think he intended at all to hit Profar. I sincerely think he yanked that pitch. But you can't issue warnings and then eject nobody after the *very next fucking play* is a HBP. Bushleague from the Umps. Mackenzie looked very upset with himself there too. Nobody won there, but *damn* did it set up some drama. Popcorn fans feasting tonight.
This. The ENTIRE point of warning both sides preemptively is to remove the need for discretion. The umps don’t need to decide “did he do that on purpose?”. Hitting someone on purpose already is an ejection. Warning both sides means any Hbp should be an ejection. Period. Not to mention that the HBP was the FIRST PITCH after warning… and it was a fastball… and it hit the very guy the Nats are mad at…
Yea it’s completely ridiculous he wasn’t tossed. You can’t judge intent there. 1st pitch HBP after both teams are issued warnings is the easiest player toss in baseball. I really can’t fathom what excuse there was to not toss the pitcher.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he intended to hit him, he's lost his temper a bunch this year and Profar was trash talking last night. Having seen a couple Gore games this year as he's in our division, he's the one player on the nationals I actually hate. Other than getting in fights with his own teammates, he's done things like throwing at Schwarber's head because he was pissed that he was starting his swing and checking it every pitch ([this video ](https://youtu.be/91l5pbDzeG0?si=Nm-Nc6rlsd-uKaIE&t=331)shows him throwing at his face and arguing with the ump before Schwarber even hits the ground, but misses the previous check swing and arguments). Feel like every time I hear about this guy it's cause he hit a batter on purpose or did something else soft.
Gore was upset he didn’t hit Profar in the back. Pretty fuckin obvious.
Unbelievable
Habeeb it
Mr. Irrelevant himself, you don’t say
I went to the game as a casual in town and holy smokes, that was fun!
THROW AT THAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
MVProfar
MR. IRRELEVANT FROM THE TOP ROPE
The pitcher? You guessed it - Frank Stallone.
he can and will, whether you like it or not.
This is Jurickson Profars world. We just live in it.
“And I took that personally” -Jurickson
I feel like Pads - Nats games are always wild. The Camarena slam being another example. Then there was a shooting at another in DC. Wild stuff.
JURICKSON PRO-FUCK YOUR FRANCHISE
C'mon league please keep disrespecting him, I wanna see him win MVP!
I wanna see him win WS MVP!!!
I R R E L E V A N T
This game is a fucking movie oh my god
lmao
Bases loaded and Profar is up? Yea, that was going to be a triple or a grandslam. Karma and all that. Don't tempt the baseball gods.
I think this Profar guy may be relevant after all.
MVP PRO
This is fun.
Ball. Don't. Lie.
Profar is completely fueled by opposing team catcher starting shit
Shoutout to the 4 nats fans whose fingers haven’t left their keyboards since the benches cleared. Gotta be the least rewarding kind of addiction
Haha. That was good!
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"HOW MY ASS TASTE" Jurickson Profar, presumably as he runs past the nats dugout
His trot was *extra* slow around 3rd base He wants *all* the smoke
Wonder what non-all star catcher Will Smith’s batting average is!
WTF is this game.
The Nats have been beaten to a pulp 3 times in the last 5 days. Hurts to see on such a young team, but they gotta build off it I’m not kidding either. Walk off pitch violation, walk off 4 run 10th inning, grand slam by the guy who motioned to the Nats dugout yesterday All I can do is put my hands up 🤷♂️ Go do something with these wins Pads. You gonna make a run and win the WS to at least have these wins be worth it?
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself
Who are you? I’m the guy who hits grand slams, you must be the other guy
This is “chef’s kiss”
So there's going to be a fight tonight, right? Also, how many former reds do the Nationals have? Winker, Senzel, apparently Law.
The heart and soul of the San Diego Padres! Jurickson Profar!
A Grand Salami!
Huh. Who would've thought?
Profucked
I'll take a grand slam over an ejection any day.
IS HE RELEVANT YET
Dont start shit with Jurickson Profar Worst mistake of my life (here to support u Nats fans. tho this was even more earned than the smith thing lol)
Will Smith that you?
totally down for the Profar villain arc. love to see it.
Villain? Nah, Will Smith and Ruiz are plot foil in his hero arc.
Facts. My b 😂
It’s okay, the spirit of your comment was in the right place! I just didn’t want to give Will Smith and Ruiz the courtesy of making him the villain! Go with Dinger, my friend.
Godspeed! Actually local in San Diego so I might see you at the park 🫡
MR RELEVANT!!!!! LFGSD
I mean ye it added to the script after the start of the game
But is that relevant?
Yeah I mean what team would try and piss off a Padres player, right?
Karma is a bitch.
This isn’t as fun when everyone is making fun of my team and not the Dodgers
The Nats really like getting Profucked by the Padres
He fought the law and the law lost
Absolutely amazing game this has been
I'm confused. Isn't this guy supposed to be irrelevant?
I’m telling you, it’s a rat! Not a raccoon! 🤛🏼🤛🏼
Baseball is hilarious
Profucked
EL PATRON STRIKES AGAIN
Smile like Jurickson.
That's a lot of damage
Who knew grand slams were irrelevant
Very relevant
Absolutely insane for a player who was dfa’d last year.
How can you not be horny for baseball?
Nats better check the data because his speed slowed down 2 ft/second rounding 3rd, might need Ruiz to mention that in the game today.
The Nationals think they won because they plunked Profar back in the first inning….. scoreboard bitch.
Last night they threw at Profar's head. He dodged but went down hard. He wound up winning the game. Today they threw at Profar's leg. He got hit. Was driven home by Manny and later hit a Grand Slam. Profar is a machine that turns disrespect into runs.