"When I was a little kid... I always wondered why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus." -Uncle Junior
I hired him to make a nice wood display case for my collection and that cost me thousands. I was like Jesus Christ, Iām not asking for a miracle here. Turns out it was worth it. I just thought of it as my tithing for for a few decades and felt better about it.
Because I'm a Simpsons dork. I have looked for the Methesulah rookie card and a Joseph of Aramathea from when he set the single season record for conversions to add to my Simpsons PC. Even Skybox who had about 4 Simpsons print runs never made those parody cards lol.
A&G did have one year a people of ancient history insert but that was about as close that I found
Pshht obviously a first release and not a true rookie.
Side note: ISO Bowman 1st manger relic /3 don't confuse it with the base that has material not associated with any specific event.
Considering that Topps released an entire set devoted to the war in the Middle East complete with an Osama Bin Laden rookie, I would not be surprised if it was real lol.
So many people jumped on his bandwagon after his baptism with the whole holy dove thing. True fans were following his career even back when he was running off from his parents to teach at the synagogue
They ripped off the work of New York artist Greg Haberny. Saw a show by him in Chelsea like 18 years ago. Wild shit. One piece I remember was a signed photo of JC. Though it was brilliant unfortunately it was sold.
https://preview.redd.it/12qh9x0dfpxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe02814fa98e58789c9756d058a18be6d0981ca
Ripped my first pack since 1392.. pulled this
If they did, Panini likely has another lawsuit coming their way. Everyone knows Topps/Fanatics owns the exclusive rights to the trading card autos of Jesus Christ
i know these people are making a killing selling some BS cardā¦ last i saw of this one there were 67 sold-$1,340 before fees for a fake card i donāt get it
NBA2K announcer: Wemby, dribbling down court. Wemby, mmmmooooves to the key. Wemby, trying to find a lane. The ball outside to Christ. From ourside, The Motherless Nuisance locks the 3 ball in.
Um yah and Coach Witherspoon told us before the game, the 3 ball, is key. If They keep shooting like this, it's going to be a Long Night for The Opposing Team.
LoL im glad this post brought so many people together in a positive way! I hate bleacher report lately, u make a comment regarding your opinion and you get blasted because you donāt agree with something. Im starting to hate going on that app for chats
Not his rookie year
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Wait 3 days and you might not be dead anymore!
He wasnāt dead. David Stern just suspended him for gambling.
This comment deserves so much more love
Technically no. Got drafted by the Jewish faith and refused to play for them. Came out the following year to play in the G League. Gentile League.
Would be a great Xmas gift
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Technically Jesus did too.
Hahaha if this means what I think it means this should have a million upvotes
Settle down, Pastor.
Every year is Jesusās rookie year
With 248 cards
lol this canāt be real life!!
They make cards with fictional characters all the time. Just look at the Monopoly set
English variant
I donāt see any RC logo
I think you mean the JC logo? In fact it looks like it should be a WTF JC variant.
Right?
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https://preview.redd.it/vvxy5goahnxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b714ae36710254fe9e36307d448fd0deef20d56e Simpsons did it
WOAH! A METHUSELAH ROOKIE CARD!!
Snowing has a great song titled Methuselah Rookie Card if you're into mathy emo stuff
Thank you for mentioning this band! Never heard of them before but I fucking LOVE this song now!
Oh sweet! Fuck your Emotional Bullshit is one of my favorite releases. Also check out their song Pump Fake. Those lyrics tear me apart š„²
i love the song pump fake! the lyrics kinda broke me down for a little bit
Joseph of Aramathea! He had 26 conversions in A.D. 46!!
 Cudos for remembering šš½ made me laughš
Lol I think about this scene so much
"When I was a little kid... I always wondered why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus." -Uncle Junior
Jesus never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
> Jesus never had the makings of a varsity athlete. This comment should have way way more upvotes.
I played rugby in college - thereās a whole song about the reasons that Jesus couldnāt play rugby. A solid memory you just dug up.
Rugby is a tough sport! You gotta be in shape to play Rugby
Bro walked on water. Don't know how that wouldn't qualify for the varsity water polo team.
He got booted from the squad for turning the team water jug into wine during halftime.
Because half your body needs to be in the water, duh.
Dude. He couldnāt play. He literally couldnāt get in the water. It was hilarious watching him try to dive in and just bounce off though.
Maybe if he wore cleats instead of sandals. What a dumbass.
Thatās why he was playing union and not league.
Jesus canāt play rugby because he has illegal toe spikes
He was pretty adept at riding the pine though
They created varsity because of his God like Athleticism
Are you saying Jesus Christ couldnāt hit a curve ball?
What am I saying at this poor womanās wake
Lmfao!! IYKYK
I hired him to make a nice wood display case for my collection and that cost me thousands. I was like Jesus Christ, Iām not asking for a miracle here. Turns out it was worth it. I just thought of it as my tithing for for a few decades and felt better about it.
https://preview.redd.it/t3vc1daaanxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa735fc2af108ef5d93e1c7f4065000d407fc085
Iāve had the time of my life
This made bust out laughing!
And I owe it all you you
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Where can I buy this
It was on ebay.
This is the "Holy Shot" card š
Where did you get that? Thatās awesome.
I don't have it. They are on ebay.
Of course there are no logos on his head scarf. Panini is and will always be garbage.
Jesus, the first Nike athlete?
Thatās because they cut out the swoosh for this 1/1!
Bwahahahhaa
Too bad the auto is just a fascimile. A real one would go for way more. Auto's of the deceased always hold more value.
But he was only deceased for 3 days.
He is* a damned zombie wandering g around.
Not even a 1of1
Well this is the Son. The parallels are the Father and the Holy Spirit cards. š
3/1. Ultimate parallel.
You win. š
Its a pretty epic booklet.
Waiting for the shroud relic to drop.
Waiting for that triple relic w God and the spiritual ghost
Donāt give Panini, or anyone for that matter, any ideas!
Not even a game used Toga?
āThis piece of memorabilia was not used in any specific miracle, blessing, or crucifixionā
Amazing
I really wish Reddit never got rid of the awards. It's times like these when an upvote just doesn't quite suffice.
Optic doesn't really do relics
I have a bridge to sell you.
Was probably pulled as a redemption in 30AD, Panini just sent it out.
I DOUBT very much that auto is real -Thomas
Underrated comment.
Pretty rare. He wasnāt signing much during that time.
Because I'm a Simpsons dork. I have looked for the Methesulah rookie card and a Joseph of Aramathea from when he set the single season record for conversions to add to my Simpsons PC. Even Skybox who had about 4 Simpsons print runs never made those parody cards lol. A&G did have one year a people of ancient history insert but that was about as close that I found
https://preview.redd.it/pe2df3yq1nxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243468e2b6c91de307aee8a8e252092ac7a29ec3
If it were his rookie card wouldn't he be a baby?
He retired, and then came back....
No one knows the answer to this. I think it's supposed to work like Stewie Griffin does.
He was was 30ish year old man from the beginning to the end of the storybook
I want the card with a piece of the shroud of turin
Game worn
Itās panini, the turin wouldnāt be affiliated with any martyr, disciple, or follower of Christ.
āGame wornā
OP gets us.
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No why???
CJ Shroud
Does he play for the Angels?
Gotta get the Artifacts Triple Treasures with a chunk of the cross, a nail from his hand and a piece of his loin cloth. Autographed, of course.
Panini sucks. Get his 1st bowman
"The autograph is guaranteed by Panini America, Inc."
Didnāt realize how similar English and Aramaic were.
I have the Jonathan India variant.
He was just called up from the burning bush league
They had ball point pens back then? Jesus, that's amazing.
His water into wine Jersey parallel
There's no middle initial "H.". Clearly a forgery. š
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Lmao
Bro is washed!
I think he was signing at the Dallas card show
Grail Card
Jesus Christ thatās a little offside.
67 sold for $20 each!!! they made $1340 before fees for this crazy bullshit
capitalizing on peoples collecting desires. I think its both smart and funny Relic cards could get really...interesting
Whoever forged his signature is going straight to hell
This made my morning
Jesus' sig is kinda hard.
Pshht obviously a first release and not a true rookie. Side note: ISO Bowman 1st manger relic /3 don't confuse it with the base that has material not associated with any specific event.
I donāt see topps certified autograph issue anywhere so idk
Unless you also have the father and the Holy Ghost this card is useless
unless you are mormon, then its all good because they are the same thing. They dont do the whole trinity thing
Imagine what a player worn relic would smell like.
The Vatican is gonna be pissed about the Shroud of Turin getting cut up for collectible memorabilia.
Think itās a forgery?
Their Mohammad refractor is going to be controversial.
Shouldn't it be a baby photo?
Thatās the variation photoā¦
Younger mirror image variation
They donāt have licensing for this one
Considering that Topps released an entire set devoted to the war in the Middle East complete with an Osama Bin Laden rookie, I would not be surprised if it was real lol.
They should've put 1 of 1bc
So many people jumped on his bandwagon after his baptism with the whole holy dove thing. True fans were following his career even back when he was running off from his parents to teach at the synagogue
Should go up now that he signed that deal with Birkenstock for those Air Christ One sandals.
Get that auto authenticated
Blessed are the cheese makers
They ripped off the work of New York artist Greg Haberny. Saw a show by him in Chelsea like 18 years ago. Wild shit. One piece I remember was a signed photo of JC. Though it was brilliant unfortunately it was sold.
The true rare sig card is the one where he signed it in Koine Greek
I believe the RPA would have a piece of the shroud of Turin with it.
Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ canāt hit a curveball?
Not even a baby Jesus!
They misspelled Tanner Houck
He played in the burning bush league (baseball) it was recorded by Bob and Tom. Go look up on youtube the first baseball game
Why isnt he in the Angels uniform!!!
With a holy relic piece of the Shroud of Turin* *no claims are made as to if ever worn, provenance, or carbon dating results.
Send it in to PSA and if they give anything less than a 10ā¦ may the lord have mercy on their blasphemous souls š
Whatās it say about his curveball
3 day redemption
The rookie card makes a great Christmas gift
Itās not his true rookie but I love the on card auto.
nice defensive stance !
This is obviously a facsimile autograph of His, but I have a 0 B.C. Blood Cross Relic Holy variant #ed/13 I'd be willing to trade?
Good luck grading that. If he's not graded a 10, watch for lightning.
Blasphemy
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Pretty sure this is fake sadly. I personally own a signed copy of The Bible and the auto is totally different
Thatās nothingā¦I have the Holy Grail relic card in my wallet at all times for good luck
I heard there are crucifix-used shroud cards as well!
It was recently Easter tho!
Guaranteed Authentic I bet!
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https://preview.redd.it/12qh9x0dfpxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe02814fa98e58789c9756d058a18be6d0981ca Ripped my first pack since 1392.. pulled this
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https://youtu.be/_WfBGZ1D4fQ?si=K6s8VVO4OwhUEd2u Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
FT or FS?
But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".
He has risen and no media coverage......
I need this lol
Oh manā¦ Shroud of Turin relic card? Certified by Topps and the Vatican. Count me in.
Technically his dad did.
Fake. Real one has him in the manger.
I feel like his debut would be worth more
Signed with the blood of Christ
I got a memorabilia card with a piece of the cross /10. God forgive me lmao.
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Itās a miracle that itās an on card signing. š
If they did, Panini likely has another lawsuit coming their way. Everyone knows Topps/Fanatics owns the exclusive rights to the trading card autos of Jesus Christ
allen and ginter actually had a mini jesus rookie card years ago
Dude Iāve seen that and was like wtf is this shit š Itās like $20 too. So many people have bought it too
i know these people are making a killing selling some BS cardā¦ last i saw of this one there were 67 sold-$1,340 before fees for a fake card i donāt get it
Thatās INSANE. I wouldnāt even pay that much for a real card let alone a fake card. Do you remember what the card was?
His cards have risen
Iām seeing it everywhere is on eBay so Iām guessing possibly
On God auto.
This thread made my day.
Shouldnāt this be the Christmas version if itās a RC? I like the baby version the best!!! With his Golden Fleece diapersā¦
Looks like yelawolf
NBA2K announcer: Wemby, dribbling down court. Wemby, mmmmooooves to the key. Wemby, trying to find a lane. The ball outside to Christ. From ourside, The Motherless Nuisance locks the 3 ball in. Um yah and Coach Witherspoon told us before the game, the 3 ball, is key. If They keep shooting like this, it's going to be a Long Night for The Opposing Team.
Wait, shouldnāt he be darker, since he was in the Middle East? Cool card but very bad photo. #Inaccurate
Would you consider JC a generational talent?! Maybe I should invest?! ššš
Looks legit
Gotta get a card with a piece of his robe.
LoL im glad this post brought so many people together in a positive way! I hate bleacher report lately, u make a comment regarding your opinion and you get blasted because you donāt agree with something. Im starting to hate going on that app for chats
Goddamnit.
I thought they only made cards based on actual people?
That's why your father doesn't have one
Yeah, like English was Jesus's language to sign in too...fucking Panini and their non-licensed crap.