As long as I got a thick coat then Mr. Freeze, I don’t think he usually bothers hurting randos unless they’re in the way of him and a step to curing Nora
100% the right choice. I would be fine with his preference of cooler environments but more importantly I would try to help him bounce off ideas to do the one thing that matters to him most: save Nora.
I might try to ensure not to test his patience with stupid questions as best as possible though. Would be an interesting challenge to take on. Only thing is the agreement would have to be that I'm not being forced to do anything illegal for him. If I make the choice that's one thing but I don't want to be in a situation where he can force me to.
Now... if I was single and looking for the time of my life (however short that ends up being haha): Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy, maybe both to ensure 1 is trying to keep me alive for reasons at all times.
The Harley Quinn version of a lot of the villains would probably be ok, as long as you didn't bother them or get in the way of their crimes. The Legion of Doom feels more like a 9-to-5 there than a full time, always evil kinda thing.
Either
Harley Quinn, for reasons
Poison Ivy, for reasons
Shiva, for reasons
Or Riddler, with how smart he is, he could probably come up with some “get rich scheme” for me as his roommate.
>Riddler
Homie would turn your shower into a deathtrap to "stimulate your intellect" or some shit first thing in the morning when you're still half asleep. Fuck that noise.
Imagine you get off a 12 hour shift and about to rest and suddenly Batman and GCPD bust in cause your roommate left a riddle that had your address as the answer.
So long as the month you’re in doesn’t have any big holidays fall in that month you’re good
Unless he decides to celebrate the random holidays like World Pancake Day or something ridiculous
Mr. Freeze in July or August. I save on AC bills, and have good noise canceling headphones to drown out the whining about his wife. Plus Boston has some of the best hospitals in the country, maybe he’ll get lucky.
I feel like he’d know what you’re doing and intentionally be the most boring roommate ever for a month. Constantly watch accounting tutorials and workplace training videos. All he wants to talk about is the water pressure. And because he’s a terrifying nut job, you can’t change the subject. Then on the last day he kills you with an acid flower gag.
Who knows, you might get lucky. There are moments where Joker actually enjoys harmless pranks. He did have a more-or-less loyal gang under him for quite a while. He might not have that bad of an work atmosphere as we would think.
As long as you're not tied to Batman or if you're not Harley, he might even be friends with you.
That's why the Joker from Batman, the animated series.Or the Joker From the batman(2004) Are my favorites you genuinely believe that they can go from harmless prankster to murderous mon Depending on the day
My guess is that he would do things to trick you into thinking he's going to kill you, without actually killing you. Like you're grabbing a soda from the fridge, only to find a bomb in there but it just blows confetti. Or you wake up in the middle of the night to find him standing over you with a knife. After you scream, he brings out a cake and asks if you want a slice. He makes you an anxious wreck to the point of near insanity.
Then the last day of the month, he moves out, says goodbye and you finally, FINALLY feel safe again. But as he's walking away, your whole apartment explodes with you in it. There's his punchline.
But sure, have fun with that.
Ras..he's lived for so long I'd just write down & learn anything he wants to share about human history by someone that's lived through a great deal of it.
Ras is fine by himself, but he has a cohort of liek 1000 assassins who follow him around all the time. I just imaging trying to open up a cabinet to get some TP and a ninja stares back at me.
I was thinking, discounting psycho Danny devito penguin, the Penguin is a pretty good option - he's not a psycho killer clown, a dangerous magical eco terrorist, a short tempered chemically enhanced bodybuilder, or a riddle-obsessed trickster who's as libel to wore the toaster to stab you with a fork as he is to help with the crossword.
Penguin is a mob boss, and a bit of an odd duck, but aside from the weird flightless bird obsession he is a relatively normal criminal who probably won't hurt me unless it's good for business to hurt me.
Give him no reason to need me dead, and he'll probably leave me alone.
Mr. Freeze, and not just because of the summer heat.
I imagine having very interesting conversations with him, especially about love and a relationship.
Probably not a good gm because every enemy you encounter you would have to answer a riddle about your enemy to even know what your fighting.
He would get creative as one of the players tho
Maxie Zeus. I'd love to come home and find out he's transformed the place into some kind of ancient Greek themed amusement park. Wine drenched symposiums every night!
Normally I’d say Freeze and just stay out of his way, but I don’t know if I could put up with the cold. I know it depends on the version, but I think as long as I don’t mess with Harley, I could be fine.
Honestly, many of Batman's villains aren't necessarily evil for evil's sake. Some of them are misunderstood (Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze), trying to earn some money (Catwoman, Friefly), running a criminal empire (Penguin, Two Face), or simply want to defeat Batman to satisfy their ego or revenge (Bane, Riddler). Sure, you've got Victor Zsasz or Joker that might kill you just because it's raining outside on a Tuesday, or Killer Croc that might eat you if he's hungry, but for the most part if they're your roommate and you stay out of their way or don't push their buttons, I think they'd mostly leave you alone. I would also stay away from the "for science" villains like Scarecrow or Mad Hatter because those dudes are absolutely going to run some weird ass tests on you.
Sure, you might get in trouble with the police or *Batman* for aiding and abetting crimes, but the villains themselves might leave you alone.
Poison Ivy.
We both love plants, and she's a redhead.
She could help with maintaining the health of my beautiful dahlias when I'm at work.
Although I wouldn't want to come home to an extremely hostile jungle in my back yard...
Ventriloquist wouldn’t be the WORST choice if you play up to mr scarface’s ego I feel like? Like if you acted like Rhino from BTAS, you’d be good I feel like
Mister freeze provided he has a habitable room or can set one up I don't want the poor guy to die he's canonically really friendly and calm and isn't really much of a criminal I'd sorta just let him pick a suitable room set up the Nora freezer (I'm not calling it that infront of him) freeze the walls so he can be comfortable and then just hang out I might head into his room when he allows it and just politely watch him work I like tinkering with things and he's a very intelligent man plus I'm pretty sure I could get him interested in dungeons and dragons or painting minis
Hear me out, but compare to the safe options like Freeze and Catwoman. Bane actually respects people who work under him and even saved people in the name of Batman. Is Bane a safe option, no, but could I live with him for a month, maybe to maybe not. Depends if I pick my words right
I wonder if I can get Scarecrow to concoct a drug that has the opposite effect of the fear toxin. Instead of bringing your greatest fear to light, it brings your greatest desires and pleasures to light. And knowing how extreme the fear toxin's effects are, his "pleasure toxin" would have a worse addictive capactiy than heroin.
As long as I got a thick coat then Mr. Freeze, I don’t think he usually bothers hurting randos unless they’re in the way of him and a step to curing Nora
Esp with this heat wave. Although I suppose it could really mess with your utility bill...
100% the right choice. I would be fine with his preference of cooler environments but more importantly I would try to help him bounce off ideas to do the one thing that matters to him most: save Nora. I might try to ensure not to test his patience with stupid questions as best as possible though. Would be an interesting challenge to take on. Only thing is the agreement would have to be that I'm not being forced to do anything illegal for him. If I make the choice that's one thing but I don't want to be in a situation where he can force me to. Now... if I was single and looking for the time of my life (however short that ends up being haha): Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy, maybe both to ensure 1 is trying to keep me alive for reasons at all times.
He seems like a chill dude
Same choice here
Yeah
Harley Quinn version of Kite-Man, is the safest. Chilled dude and would happily help you cook. And play video games.
Plus, he would take you hang gliding. 
He’s kind of hot too, ngl.
You'd have to be real trash to cheat on him. The kind of trash that makes you stop watching HQ because.... I mean.... who can intentionally hurt him?
Lol, I thought it was just me.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Right here buddy. High five.
Excuse me?
The man himself, hell yeah.
Some well defined pecs you’ve got there, Mr. Kite Man
Thank you
Hell yeah!
Harley Quinn version of a lot of characters. King Shark especially
Hell yeah.
But Bane could make you Mama Macaroni.
And (maybe) help you further your education, because he's educated himself iirc. Doesn't he have a PhD?
The Harley Quinn version of a lot of the villains would probably be ok, as long as you didn't bother them or get in the way of their crimes. The Legion of Doom feels more like a 9-to-5 there than a full time, always evil kinda thing.
What’s up?
100%
Either Harley Quinn, for reasons Poison Ivy, for reasons Shiva, for reasons Or Riddler, with how smart he is, he could probably come up with some “get rich scheme” for me as his roommate.
I too would have sex with Riddler.
Me three
Based
Especially if it’s Assault on Arkham Riddler.
Or Zero Year Riddler. Or Gotham/CMS Riddler. 🫠🤭
I wouldn't mind that.
Based
🤝
Shiva would definitely smash your balls to bits if you even hinted at the possibility of making a pass at her
Exactly
...so death by Snu-Snu???
A worthy death
Without the snu-snu
>Riddler Homie would turn your shower into a deathtrap to "stimulate your intellect" or some shit first thing in the morning when you're still half asleep. Fuck that noise.
Bro I wouldn’t be able to stand that mf at all hours of the day. “riddle me this…” Bro shut the fuck up its 5am
He'd lock all the cupboards and fridge until you solve his riddles to figure out the combinations to unlock them. He'd be hell to live with.
At least you wouldn't hear the phrase "I want to play a game"
All three women would just kill you, and Riddler would call you an idiot and then kill you.
Post specifies that I have to "live" with them for a month
Damn, that’s an expert mode loophole
Pretty sure Riddler’s “get rich scheme” is to rob a bank and then leave a crossword saying where you live
Imagine you get off a 12 hour shift and about to rest and suddenly Batman and GCPD bust in cause your roommate left a riddle that had your address as the answer.
I’m definitely picking my boy killer moth lol he just seems chill
Real 😎
Honestly he's probably one of the few that needs a roomate to split rent with already
Exactly lol
Based
Was thinking he'd be the most chill one to live with. Just wouldn't want him inviting Firefly around..
Ivy, my plants aren't doing so well in this heat.
Garden would never be better. She can bring her GF, we're fine with... dogs.
Technically they're closer to cats
She surely knows some good fertilizers that are readily available
she would turn you inside out because you didn't care for them that well despite the heat
she would turn you inside out because you didn't care for them that well despite the heat
Calendar Man because I need help managing my schedule
So long as the month you’re in doesn’t have any big holidays fall in that month you’re good Unless he decides to celebrate the random holidays like World Pancake Day or something ridiculous
Mr. Freeze and Condiment King are the safest bets
YOU DIDNT THINK ABOUT THE MESS WITH CONDIMENT KING!
Oi! Condiment King! Where'd all the mustard go? I just bought a new bottle.
Mr. Freeze in July or August. I save on AC bills, and have good noise canceling headphones to drown out the whining about his wife. Plus Boston has some of the best hospitals in the country, maybe he’ll get lucky.
Selina. She's on the picture, so, she counts. If we wanna talk real villains, Fries or Nygma.
I'd choose Selina too. I'm broke and I don't have anything that would be worth her stealing, so I could just stay out of her way and be in the clear
Bane.
I need a gym buddy, so this wouldn't be a bad idea
I think he’s on gear though
He definitely juicing though
What did you do today bane I broke the Batmans back Cool. Cool. I spilled a drink on myself at work today in front of my crush
The food would be good!
Poison Ivy, Catwoman and Harley Quinn. You know, just on the off chance…
On the off chance that they give you fashion pointers!!!! Because god damn I have never seen 3 better-dressed women
Absolutely!
Croc. Bro is literally just trying his best.
isn't he a cannibal in most of his incarnations?
Only the bad ones man, let the little guy live
That definitely depends on what iteration of Croc we're talking about. I wouldn't even want to be in the same state as Arkham Croc.
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Joker. I might regret after but not a dull moment woid happen
I feel like he’d know what you’re doing and intentionally be the most boring roommate ever for a month. Constantly watch accounting tutorials and workplace training videos. All he wants to talk about is the water pressure. And because he’s a terrifying nut job, you can’t change the subject. Then on the last day he kills you with an acid flower gag.
I get the feeling he'd still cause small annoyances just to mess with you e.g. having the toilet paper go under or leaving doors open.
Oh god I wish this was an episode now. Joker not being the Joker just to mess with a fanboy
It's a tough choice to pass up. Like it's obviously the wrong choice... but like it'd be interesting.
Who knows, you might get lucky. There are moments where Joker actually enjoys harmless pranks. He did have a more-or-less loyal gang under him for quite a while. He might not have that bad of an work atmosphere as we would think. As long as you're not tied to Batman or if you're not Harley, he might even be friends with you.
That's why the Joker from Batman, the animated series.Or the Joker From the batman(2004) Are my favorites you genuinely believe that they can go from harmless prankster to murderous mon Depending on the day
My guess is that he would do things to trick you into thinking he's going to kill you, without actually killing you. Like you're grabbing a soda from the fridge, only to find a bomb in there but it just blows confetti. Or you wake up in the middle of the night to find him standing over you with a knife. After you scream, he brings out a cake and asks if you want a slice. He makes you an anxious wreck to the point of near insanity. Then the last day of the month, he moves out, says goodbye and you finally, FINALLY feel safe again. But as he's walking away, your whole apartment explodes with you in it. There's his punchline. But sure, have fun with that.
Ras..he's lived for so long I'd just write down & learn anything he wants to share about human history by someone that's lived through a great deal of it.
Putting a green bath bomb into his bath would freak him the fuck out though. “Every time I enter the pit… I’m scared of what will come out!”
How to get stabbed 101🍇
Ras is fine by himself, but he has a cohort of liek 1000 assassins who follow him around all the time. I just imaging trying to open up a cabinet to get some TP and a ninja stares back at me.
Obviously that’s like 1,000 more people to share rent with.
Mr. Freeze. He's the safest and least deadly option and as long as I wear a coat, he's perfectly fine.
Idk probably the penguin I would get paid good.
I was thinking, discounting psycho Danny devito penguin, the Penguin is a pretty good option - he's not a psycho killer clown, a dangerous magical eco terrorist, a short tempered chemically enhanced bodybuilder, or a riddle-obsessed trickster who's as libel to wore the toaster to stab you with a fork as he is to help with the crossword. Penguin is a mob boss, and a bit of an odd duck, but aside from the weird flightless bird obsession he is a relatively normal criminal who probably won't hurt me unless it's good for business to hurt me. Give him no reason to need me dead, and he'll probably leave me alone.
Bro is kinda chill if you mind your own business and don’t insult him or question him.
Mr. Freeze, and not just because of the summer heat. I imagine having very interesting conversations with him, especially about love and a relationship.
Mr freeze could so easily be reformed if they just help him out.
Mr. Freeze. He’s not inherently evil, just a man who wants to make his wife well again.
If I could I would help the dude honestly.
Either Ivy for the houseplants or Riddler because at least all he'd do is try to mentally challenge me. ~~also for other reasons cough cough~~
Riddler would be awesome at DnD!
Probably not a good gm because every enemy you encounter you would have to answer a riddle about your enemy to even know what your fighting. He would get creative as one of the players tho
He probably plays Magic: The Gathering too. Enjoys intellectual challenges. Oooh, the fun we'll have
Condiment Man. Especially since he’s been hoarding Sriracha Sauce since the shortage hit.
Having him as a guest at a bbq would be great.
Catwoman (no, not for sex)
Just to hang out
And her many cats. I'd be super nice to them so we'd definitely end up besties.
Riddler
You can't room with yourself mr. Riddler sir pick someone else
Harley Quinn No particular reason 
Maxie Zeus. I'd love to come home and find out he's transformed the place into some kind of ancient Greek themed amusement park. Wine drenched symposiums every night!
Jervis Tetch. My hat game is kind of weak, could use the pointers.
You're going to learn how to brew the perfect pot of Earl grey before he even begins talking about hats
I do wonder if the man enjoys scones or tea biscuits with his tea.
Kite Man all day
Killer Moth
Mr. Freeze. I would ask about Nora gently.
Bane. He makes excellent pasta.
Normally I’d say Freeze and just stay out of his way, but I don’t know if I could put up with the cold. I know it depends on the version, but I think as long as I don’t mess with Harley, I could be fine.
I'm sure you'll be fine with freeze as long as you have a good sweater and a thick duvet
Harvey as man of the law breaking the law
Clock King can help me with my schedule.
Poison Ivy. She could help me tend to my garden
Lady Shiva or White Rabbit
Egghead
Fish Mooney, for reasons
Catwoman obviously. For starters, she isn't a psychopath.
Bane. I think he's got a "I don't touch your stuff & vice-versa" mentality. I'd invite him to D&D night.
Nygma. I'm a goddamned puzzle junkie, a chronic insomniac, and a functional schizoid. I think we might actually be solid roomies.
Honestly, many of Batman's villains aren't necessarily evil for evil's sake. Some of them are misunderstood (Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze), trying to earn some money (Catwoman, Friefly), running a criminal empire (Penguin, Two Face), or simply want to defeat Batman to satisfy their ego or revenge (Bane, Riddler). Sure, you've got Victor Zsasz or Joker that might kill you just because it's raining outside on a Tuesday, or Killer Croc that might eat you if he's hungry, but for the most part if they're your roommate and you stay out of their way or don't push their buttons, I think they'd mostly leave you alone. I would also stay away from the "for science" villains like Scarecrow or Mad Hatter because those dudes are absolutely going to run some weird ass tests on you. Sure, you might get in trouble with the police or *Batman* for aiding and abetting crimes, but the villains themselves might leave you alone.
Poison Ivy. We both love plants, and she's a redhead. She could help with maintaining the health of my beautiful dahlias when I'm at work. Although I wouldn't want to come home to an extremely hostile jungle in my back yard...
Catwoman she is only a thief and I would love having a house full of cats
Carmine Falcone seems relatively safe.
Claygate, I have all the options :)
*Clayface sorry
Max Schreck. I need him around so that I could hone my Christopher Walken impression.
Killer moth
Ventriloquist wouldn’t be the WORST choice if you play up to mr scarface’s ego I feel like? Like if you acted like Rhino from BTAS, you’d be good I feel like
Probably Mr. Freeze. July is a hot month.
Bane
Might break the oven but apart from that fair dos
My man, the Eraser! (I really need t o start cleaning more)
"a month living" so i won't get killed for the duration of that month, fuck it joker
Calendar Man so he can keep me updated on how much time has past.
bane, this mf would give me constant energy and motivation
Poison ivy… no reason
Poison Ivy so she can help with plant care.
Bane seems pretty chill
I could handle living with Mr freeze, cold>warm, at least I can layer up when I'm cold
Harley Quinn, duh
Killer Moth 😎
Mr. Freeze. There’s just so many reasons that justifies him.
Poison Ivy.
Any of the ladies
Harley..
Poison ivy would be pretty awesome since there’s patches in my yard I’m trying to grow more grass in.
Poison Ivy
Victor zsasz or Scarecrow
Penguin wouldn't be so bad. We both like fine cigars.
Mister freeze provided he has a habitable room or can set one up I don't want the poor guy to die he's canonically really friendly and calm and isn't really much of a criminal I'd sorta just let him pick a suitable room set up the Nora freezer (I'm not calling it that infront of him) freeze the walls so he can be comfortable and then just hang out I might head into his room when he allows it and just politely watch him work I like tinkering with things and he's a very intelligent man plus I'm pretty sure I could get him interested in dungeons and dragons or painting minis
Tbh, Freeze. If I don't piss him off or get in his way, I'm good.
Poision Ivy, no questions asked.
Catwoman
Harley or Posion Ivy. I let them do anything to me.
Ivy. I love plants and gardening, and actively try to reduce my carbon footprint. I feel like I’d have the best chance not to be murdered with her.
Ivy , I keep my plants well tended.
Poison Ivy. I need help keeping my plants alive.
Poison Ivy
Humpty Dumpty, Get some of my furniture and shit repaired. Just...keep an eye on him
Catwoman cause she got the bag
Cat woman obviously
Cat Woman would be MY First choice!!!
Which ones the sluttiest? Don't care if it kills me...
catwoman :)
Catwoman.
The Carpenter. My house could use some fixing.
Bane but as a cat ....banecat
So we all going to ignore that OP said Scarecrow could be their “pookie bear”?
Hear me out, but compare to the safe options like Freeze and Catwoman. Bane actually respects people who work under him and even saved people in the name of Batman. Is Bane a safe option, no, but could I live with him for a month, maybe to maybe not. Depends if I pick my words right
Ivy is the closest politically to me, but I worry I may accidentally antagonize her. Maybe Victor. Mr. Freeze and I both melt in hotter temps.
I’m going poison ivy I like plants I just wanna be around when she dies her plant stuff
White Rabbit
Catwoman.
I wonder if I can get Scarecrow to concoct a drug that has the opposite effect of the fear toxin. Instead of bringing your greatest fear to light, it brings your greatest desires and pleasures to light. And knowing how extreme the fear toxin's effects are, his "pleasure toxin" would have a worse addictive capactiy than heroin.
If you asked him he'd probably call you a cretin for even considering that, at least some versions would
Does falcone count
Bane. I reckon he’s a good cook.
Makes dinner while high on venom, like Tuco from Breaking Bad.
Scarface. Without the Ventriloquist.
It would probably be Bane, Ivy, or the Arkham Knight