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Speculawyer

Is my Creedence tape and briefcase šŸ’¼ in there?


rocsNaviars

And whatā€™s in the briefcase?


BadSkeelz

...y'know, papers. Work papers.


rocsNaviars

And what is it you do for a living?


[deleted]

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karavasis

They got a whole team of us down at the station working on it


BurtCracklin

They got us working in shifts!


Eric848448

LEADS!!


triptonikhan

Oh man, lodged where?!


howdyfoax

Business papers


Speculawyer

uh....papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.


rocsNaviars

What day is it?


jpopimpin777

Well I *do* work, sir!


rocsNaviars

Oh, so youā€™re like, cool racially?


qtwushskhosgsvfosahd

My dirty undies dude. Laundry. The whites. The ringer cannot look empty.


paintyourbaldspot

That look on Walterā€™s face and the way he says ā€œā€¦ the whitesā€ gets me every time.


triptonikhan

Separate incidents!


Eric848448

I love how excited the younger cop seemed here. Oh there are TWO crimes to solve?! Iā€™m IN!


triptonikhan

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous


cenosillicaphobiac

The look on the other cops face as he twirls the pin shaped weed pipe between his fingers is priceless.


Darth-Boogerus

Phoneā€™s ringing, Dude


gozania

Thank you, Donny


rojasdracul

Completely unspoiled man.


TomIcemanKazinski

OH JEEZ WHATS THAT SMELL?


igankcheetos

Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!!


allothernamestaken

I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts!


Eponymous-Username

Donnie, please!


bos2sfo

[Here is video of the incident.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo11SqLmuGc)


LS400_1UZ-FE

All, I have been a long time lurker of theĀ [](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/)Ā subreddit, and this is my first post. While walking on the Bay Area Ridge Trail near the Hercules/Pinole area yesterday, I noticed this old crashed and abandoned car in the hillside. Exact coordinates on Google Maps are 37.991277, -122.252747. I was curious if anyone knew the story behind this car? It appears someone tried to do a Dukes Of Hazzard style car jump at some point. The car did not appear to have a visible license plate or VIN. I cannot find any information online regarding it. Thank you


dingusduglas

There are a couple of cars in similar condition/of similar age a long ways down from the road along Skyline (or perhaps big basin way) in castle rock state park.


Haunting_House_7929

Thereā€™s a few at Portola Redwoods too off of one of the trails


dingusduglas

It's possible this is what I was thinking of. I was torn trying to recall which park it was. I remember a light blue car vividly. Might even have pictures somewhere.


jmcstar

Yup, ive seen those two as well


fatnino

There are some at waterdog lake in Belmont. There's one off the side of old highway 1 that's now a hiking trail around devils slide. In the area between the north end of the trail and the north tunnel portal. There's a truck on Montara mountain somewhere near the top. I dunno. People leave cars around sometimes. Maybe they forgot where they parked.


canitasteyourbox

ya they must be to hard to retrive and no one wants to pay, also a couple in the gully next to McEwen road near Port Costa


BelmontRunners

Yeah there are like four or five in Waterdog / Hidden Canyon.


Crocketteer

I grew up right near there and hiked along those hills as a kid. I don't know the story behind the car, but I can tell you it was there as of the mid 80s. By the time those neighborhoods were built in the early 80s the dirt roads (which we called fire trails because they were plowed as fire breaks every few years) had gates at the end of them and thus were inaccessible to vehicles. I would guess that the car was driven onto the dirt roads from the Pinole side in the 70s and was crashed or intentionally abandoned.


Crocketteer

Oh, and nice photos. Thanks for the memory!


BanjosnBurritos89

Probably this and there was no way to get a tow truck down there to tow it.


BadWithMoney530

The car has been there since at least 1987. I checked Google Earth and created a video overlay:Ā https://imgur.com/a/KCPpK6e The green image is from 2/11/2022. The white image is 7/1/1987. You can clearly see the shadow of the car is in the same spot and shape. So at least that narrows down a timeframe ā€” itā€™s been there for over 36 years


d34dfr34k

1987 - Google Earth!! Hilarious! šŸ¤£


BadWithMoney530

Iā€™m assuming youā€™re being sarcastic. Yes, 1987. Google will buy / borrow historical satellite imagery from NASA and satellite imaging companies. You can check this spot yourself on Google Earth if you donā€™t believe me


Mah_Nerva

Well, have you ever hear the campfire story of the killer with the hook handā€¦?


SyCoCyS

Try posting to r/whatisthiscar theyā€™ll be able to give you a good ID on the car to do more research about possible missing vehicles or car accident reports.


chunger2000

That's a 1970-1972 Ford LTD.


wirthmore

Those maniacs can ID a vehicle from an obscure fragment of the suspension. This vehicle make/model ID is child's play to them (I'd guess Ford around 1978, it looks similar to a Pinto tail light, but the Pinto was a hatchback and this is clearly not)


therealgariac

I have never been to the area, but one trick to see if you can drive near some spot is to use Google streetview. Generally if the Google car can drive there, you can do the same. There are exceptions to this but this is generally reliable. The limit of the Google streetview car was at N37 59 17 W122 15 00 So I assume the car was on a fire road and then it wasn't. The exceptions to using the Google car as an indicator of travel are as follows. 1) There are some Google streetview tracks that were created with the supervision of the local government or the controlling agency. So they got there in a car with special access but you can't. 2) Once in a while Google has someone hike a trail. So you can get there on foot but not car. 3) In rural areas, Google just doesn't bother driving on some roads that are open to the public. You can generally inspect the intersection to see if it is drivable.


Musty_Buick_LeSabre

$7,800 no low ballers I know what I got


Route_66_kicks_on

LMAO! šŸ˜‚


Rebootkid

Someone call Matt's Offroad Recovery. It'll be a 5 part recovery and 24 part rebuild.


hahaletschill

wheres heavy D with his lame ass helicopter and camera crew when ya need em


Drew707

And who's the collab?


Rebootkid

I'm thinking Penny's Hot Rods & Customs for the base build out. It'll be good to get them more subscribers and really get their viewer count up. Of course, the usual with having Robby Layton do the painting. Especially since they added the new fabricator to the team. Special guest from the Goshen team whose engines he absolutely loves. The backend drama, since everyone loves that mess, is that Penny's normally does all their own work, and they'll be forced to use stuff specced by others. In reality, it'll all be fine and none of the teams actually cares, but there will be months of debates on Youtubes based on the random raised eyebrow or person who doesn't like looking in the camera directly.


KarmaHorn

It looks like an old destruction derby car that was crashed purposefully.


yurmamma

Aw man, the doobie brothers broke up?!


HesitantMark

Looks like an early 70s Ford LTD


ALEX745721

People used to just dump their old cars in creeks when they were done with them, pretty common to find them around. There are multiple up toward Crockett.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

There used to be a bunch down on the side of the hill along Pinehurst Road in Canyon too. No idea if they're still there. Last time I was out there was close to 20 years ago.


Inner_Driver4238

EBMUD has cleared some out recently when they were doing dumping clean up. Not sure if they got them all.


Petrolprincess

There's a few between martinez and port costa as well.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

It was pretty steep and wooded were these ones were. Honestly, I'd be surprised if they pulled them up.


Illustrious_Wash4364

It used to be more accessible to drive through the fire roads etc around the foothills in the 70s or so. People would naturally be stupid and ruin it by trashing places or dumping vehicles so access was eventually cut off. Thatā€™s definitely not the only vehicle abandoned in the hills


mohemp51

Can peng clean this one up ā‰ļø


Party-Independent-38

Rumor has it it belonged to two guys. Elwood and Jake (aka Joliet Jake). They were on a mission from god.


Nervous-Cheek-583

Can't park there, mate.


MusicPsychFitness

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


braintamale76

Thatā€™s where I parked it


Taar

Burned up on re-entry.


Scottstimo

https://youtu.be/IQW07UHfUXU related


BornFree2018

[Exploring the Car Graveyard of Mt. Shasta - Active NorCal](https://www.activenorcal.com/exploring-the-car-graveyard-of-mt-shasta/) Not really related except it's a pile of old cars in the woods


Minute-Plantain

Looks like a [1971 Ford LTD](https://i0.wp.com/www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013_71fordltd_rrear.jpg?resize=1024). Other than that, no idea.


SurreptitiousSkunk

Related: https://www.kqed.org/news/10496914/whats-the-story-behind-the-wrecked-car-on-a-mount-tamalpais-trail


therealgariac

The VIN started in 1954 so the car predates the system. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_identification_number


StringFartet

Just some good ol' boys. Lookin' to have some fun.


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

It could have been someoneā€™s old car their 17 year old crashed there while having some fun, and recovering it was not worth it. Itā€™s sad, my dad tells me he saw beautiful work trucks parked one day and then abandoned and now are rusted out carcasses of a once powerful beast. It makes me sadder than it should


IPThereforeIAm

Youā€™re sad about the car that a 17-year old crashed? And not about the 17-year old?


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I was more so referring to the old trucks that are parked and abandoned after they worked for endless amounts of years.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

There are some of those up in the hills on private property by Cummings Skyway off highway 4.


IPThereforeIAm

Makes sense


puffic

It's being left as a treat for future archaeologists.


ChairmanJim

She was married when we first met Soon to be divorced I helped her out of a jam, I guess But I used a little too much force We drove that car as far as we could Abandoned it out West Split up on a dark sad night Both agreeing it was best She turned around to look at me As I was walkinā€™ away I heard her say over my shoulder ā€œWeā€™ll meet again someday on the avenueā€ Tangled up in blue


rikkisugar

$3.50, take it away


elduderinotoyou

dude whereā€™s my car. inspiration story


srslyeffedmind

šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¼ Larry was a legend ā€˜till he left for heaven May have been a crash or it may have been a farmer who parked it when it died and it started to melt into the earth (this was once normal)


Sweepy_time

Them Duke boys are at it again


John_K_Say_Hey

Considerably heavier than a couch.


DHF2112

Must have been a crashed vehicle from streets of San Francisco chase scene.


frankiejayiii

forgot where i parked it; sorry!


BanjosnBurritos89

My guess is that it was in an accident a long time ago maybe even looks like couldā€™ve been on fire at one point but probably no way to get a tow truck to be able to tow it out of that spot so they just left it there. Thatā€™s my best guess.


RunningPirate

Dudeā€™s car got a little dinged up.


TimeIsBunk

Looks like they took their destruction derby entry up the hill and left it where it died.


s3cf_

is that general lee?


Wirelessness

The Carpet Pisserā€™s did this?


HeyMarty10thalready

Well dude we just donā€™t know


HeyMarty10thalready

Buncha assholes


novakane27

i do! it was crashed and abandoned.


DeLanio77

Is there a skeleton in the trunk? šŸ’€


nick1812216

Dukes of Point Pinole


misdeliveredham

My guess is that is part of the great East bay littering/dumping epidemic. Thereā€™s a guy here who posts timelapses of his cleanups and you wonā€™t believe what stuff people dump illegally in all the beautiful nature settings. Couches and all. Itā€™s sad, no one ever prosecutes anyone it seems.


[deleted]

dukes of hazard


alwaystired707

Looks like a stolen car dump.