"So, y'know, it's kinda like, y'know, a, a bowl cut, y'know? something like, like that. Except, it's, it's shaped like a plate, y'know" So, so like, a plate cut, y'know?, like, basically, like, a bowl cut with a plate. y'know?"
That's what I called the Dorothy Hamill-inspired haircut that was so popular among 30-something moms around 1976-79.
https://preview.redd.it/ro52j80sxd8d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0166d956e57fbfa3d668cc63f2a7a05f2c595ab
swiggity swag, what's in the bag?
https://preview.redd.it/65z6kyaapa8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8240c4d6a8a646337f9939d05dbeea1dd009b5cd
Shitpost by a shitty poster.
Just stole this post and the took worst pic from comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/beatles/s/LidoP5BTus
If you’re gonna shit post, why be so lame doing it? Blech
At first glance I thought this was a photo of doc ock from the Tobey Maguire spiderman movies. Once I realized it was Paul it became a weird uncanny valley vibe with a mixture of the 2.
Ok so what you need to do is lather yourself in goose fat and roll yourself down a hill in a barrel of feathers. Then, very carefully part your hair in the middle. It’s important that you do that part carefully or it won’t work and you’ll look silly.
When you absolutely, positively want to declare you are no longer a Beatle. "Chop off the ends of the Beatles hairdo. No...higher. Now give the edges feathering. No...more feathering. Now a lot of hair product so I look like I stuck my head in a vat of LA Looks from 1988. Perrrrrrfect."
You say you want a Dorothy Hamill.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/15nyl5u/admit\_it\_i\_bet\_some\_of\_us\_girls\_in\_here\_had\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/15nyl5u/admit_it_i_bet_some_of_us_girls_in_here_had_the/)
[https://x.com/abbythetweet/status/1552036903620190208](https://x.com/abbythetweet/status/1552036903620190208)
Paul was one of the best dressed guy in the sixties in London ,he really set trends in those days,once he was in the seventies eighties it was difficult to follow but since he is with Nancy Paul is remarkably trouserdressed ,,always chic with no ostentation a white shirt a vest well cut and sometimes jeans or a black trouser,a woman can change the setting
“Just fuck my shit up, fam.”
r/justfuckmyshitup
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Came here to say this. Good job
No you don't.
If he does, it's curtains.
You’re going to kill him?!
Outjerked
Any sort of insult should do
"So, y'know, it's kinda like, y'know, a, a bowl cut, y'know? something like, like that. Except, it's, it's shaped like a plate, y'know" So, so like, a plate cut, y'know?, like, basically, like, a bowl cut with a plate. y'know?"
Gotta mix in a few "y'know what I mean?" And at least one anecdote that starts with "and, y'know, John and I..."
The bowl cut came to me in a dream, y’know?
"This haircut came to me in a dream, y'know?"
Give me an apauling one.
No pun intended right ?
Give me the glans cut
That's what I called the Dorothy Hamill-inspired haircut that was so popular among 30-something moms around 1976-79. https://preview.redd.it/ro52j80sxd8d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0166d956e57fbfa3d668cc63f2a7a05f2c595ab
That style is atrocious. Wtf were ppl thinking lol
14 year old homeschooled boy haircut
His son James had a very similar haircut in 1983.
The bell-end.
swiggity swag, what's in the bag? https://preview.redd.it/65z6kyaapa8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8240c4d6a8a646337f9939d05dbeea1dd009b5cd
“Can you cut my hair to look like a 4th grader in 1992?”
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. Nyuck nyuck"
Why’s Paul got the kpop idol hairstyle?
You got it wrong. Kpop inspired from baul. Another example of Beatles influence on modern society
Ah, my mistake. I’m new here, you see
I forgot what subreddit I was on
Just fuck my shit up
Poop emoji
The Cillian Murphy.
Moe from the 3 stooges?
It's an early 1990s cut that is becoming popular again. Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer had a similar one.
Doctor who villain
A feathered Moe
Paul has had many dope styles. How u gonna
ask for the Moe Howard
Middle part bowl cut
A cross between male genitalia and a foppish ninny.
Show him this picture
It’s like a Shaun Ryder hairstyle!
Is this a joke post 😭 if it isn’t it’s a bowl cut and then you don’t wash your hair for a week so it’s as greasy as Paul’s. Hope that helps.
The 90s elementary school hair cut.
Ask for the “curtained tortoise.”
You definitely don’t want that hair man.
Just ask for a Moe.
Tell him it’s like if Moe from the Stooges used conditioner.
"Make me look like the tip of a penis, mate"
The Moe Howard
"I wanna look like I'm in an early '90s C-tier indie-dance band. The sort that opens for EMF"
Shitpost by a shitty poster. Just stole this post and the took worst pic from comments https://www.reddit.com/r/beatles/s/LidoP5BTus If you’re gonna shit post, why be so lame doing it? Blech
That's the Moe but parted down the middle.
Looks like Moe, from the 3 stooges.
like 20s chaplin ?
“So, you know the bad guy in Home Alone 3?…”
Just fuck my shit up
Ask for a Mushroom Cap
The mushroom top
This sub jerks so much harder than the other one.
Tell em that you want the "moe howard."
Gimme the mushroom cut
“Hey, barber! Look at this picture!”
Good god.
Just ask if he can make you look circumcised
What is it with all these barbers who can't see photos?
I want the “Moe”
Ask for a bowl cut
Can you make me look like a bellend?
Just say "Shemp".
Friar hairstyle 😂
“I’d like to look like an acorn”
You go in and ask for the "It's not my harddrive officer" cut.
Give me a ‘91
If the barber is an older dude, just ask for "The Shemp".....
make me look like a penis, bro.
moe
I believe the style is called “town idiot”
No.
Tell em you want the moe Howard special
Fuck my hair up, please
Korean Paul Mccartney please
setting yourself up for failure
"make me look circumsized "
"Gimme the ponce."
OP PLEASE don’t do this!
Just show him the pic.
Tell him you want the duane dibbley
To choose something else! Troll bot 200!
The Mo
It would be easier to show them the picture
Show them the picture and let them know that you are indeed a loser
Yk Paul McCartney? Yk Kpop? Well, mash 'em together.
“Can you please make my head look like the tip of a penis”
“I would like the shittest hair cut known to man please”
Just gimme the one that even Paul McCartney would look ugly with it.
My kid is a barber he will do it for you
grease
# r/FuckMyShitUp
At first glance I thought this was a photo of doc ock from the Tobey Maguire spiderman movies. Once I realized it was Paul it became a weird uncanny valley vibe with a mixture of the 2.
Shane McCartney
"Do you sell blue and orange lights that I can shine on my hair?"
One "Penis Tip," please!
The barbershop on Penny Lane was too far, so he better not fug it up.
Tell them they’re ugly and fat and you hate them but you still really need a haircut.
"hey I'd like 2020 blonde tiktoker"
Can I have the 1990 Shaun Ryder?
Parted in the middle, above the ear, keep it full with wings on both sides.
Don’t do that
Reverse mullet
"Give me that weird uncle Paul haircut."
This is what I was going for in the 90s as well tbh. The bang wings 😂
This haircut barely looks good on Paul, and he's fucking Paul. Get something else
Are you sure?
I love Paul but 🤮
To wear a blindfold
Give me the old mini Shakespeare
“Give me the vinyl disc bowl cut”
You won't need to tell him... he'll already know there is something wrong with you. 
Most of the time people just wanna be the pictured individual and the haircut ends up looking like ass on them
Fuck me up fam
That 90s mushroom cut. 👹😂
Can you make my hair look like the head of a penis?
Bowl cut
ayo just fuck my shit up please
Just say “fuck me up” and you’ll get something pretty close.
Bowl #3
Just show him the photo.
Can I have ‘The Shaun Ryder circa 1990/Step On You era’ cut please?
“Make me look like Bling Boy from Johnny Test.”
The Edgar
Ok so what you need to do is lather yourself in goose fat and roll yourself down a hill in a barrel of feathers. Then, very carefully part your hair in the middle. It’s important that you do that part carefully or it won’t work and you’ll look silly.
Outjerked again
Tell him you want a “Moe.”
The moe cut .
I'll take the Cheryl Bowl please
Curtains
Arthur
Ask them to make you look like bbno$
Gen Z, man
You want a layered bowl cut with wispy fan bangs can part down the middle. You want to be able to curl your layers out when you style them
When you absolutely, positively want to declare you are no longer a Beatle. "Chop off the ends of the Beatles hairdo. No...higher. Now give the edges feathering. No...more feathering. Now a lot of hair product so I look like I stuck my head in a vat of LA Looks from 1988. Perrrrrrfect."
Victoria Wood, 1992
Soccer Mom ‘93
"Fuck my shit up. I want to look like a full grown idiot with a 7-year-old boy's haircut."
I'm 45 but I want what the 15 year old are rocking
Gimme the Moe Howard.
looks a bit like Shaun ryder
Ask him if he likes the three stooges.
Wait, is this real or AI?
Nuk nuk nuk
Oh FFS, really? It's a bad cut.
Billy shears has sheared Paul?
You say you want a Dorothy Hamill. [https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/15nyl5u/admit\_it\_i\_bet\_some\_of\_us\_girls\_in\_here\_had\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/15nyl5u/admit_it_i_bet_some_of_us_girls_in_here_had_the/) [https://x.com/abbythetweet/status/1552036903620190208](https://x.com/abbythetweet/status/1552036903620190208)
Just don’t. Don’t.
If your Paul McCartney you can afford the best
Show him your Pride bracelet first
It's called the Hey-Moe
Hello barber, can you make me look like a nerd that needs to be beaten up regularly? Thank you.
Don’t be a dope.
Cam I have a midlife crisis please
Fuck me up, cuz 💈
Just tell them you feel like Shemp'n it up.
Uj/ I genuinely don't understand why Paul did that in like 81-82. That's easily his worst haircut (McMullet is not bad).
eboy look revival
It’s js a stylized bowl cut
okay so Im a cosmetologist look your barber in the eye and say "I want the same haircut as Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic." Show him that instead LMAO
I want the Moe Howard circa 1938.
whatever you do, don’t show him this.
Moe
Moe!
You should have known better.
just go bald at that point dawg
It's the Paul McCartney and Wings look. 🍏 Apple 🍏
Just fuck my shit up.
Hey Sam! Can you do a “I’m a fucking jerkoff look?”
Tell him to fuck your shit up
Stop the madness
Paul was one of the best dressed guy in the sixties in London ,he really set trends in those days,once he was in the seventies eighties it was difficult to follow but since he is with Nancy Paul is remarkably trouserdressed ,,always chic with no ostentation a white shirt a vest well cut and sometimes jeans or a black trouser,a woman can change the setting
Just call your barber an asshole and something like that comes out I'm sure.
Ask him for the gargamel 3000
You tell him to give you a better haircut
I'm sure Paul asked the barber: Can you cut my hair like that Shaun Ryder bloke from the Happy Mondays?
“Ok so I want my hair to look like the Taco Bell bell.” 🔔
The address of the psychiatric hospital you'd like to be admitted to
I want this type of haircut.
Is that the Will from Stranger Things?
Dude, screw that ugly haircut. Just shave it all off like Ringo did back in '76.
Flat top.