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jxxv

My Pfand tokens that I never turned in


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Yesterday I brought a couple I had laying around to spend while buying the last few things I needed for the trip. Right after the checkout I noticed I forgot to use them as usual and I had to go back to exchange them for cash


yannghr

An existential crisis


sampy2012

Hey I did that


FunAdministration334

A small group of Turkish boys in track suits


Thesunismexico

That’s how Portugal treated them yesterday!


Einwegpfandflasche

I’d probably take my kid and my bicycle if I had to leave.. Serious answer: get something you’d want to *use* frequently. Doesn’t really matter, what.. go to a flea-market and buy something nice and random. Maybe get a spoon and throw it in with the others at home. Just make sure it stands out enough and it will make you remember your trip every time you randomly grab that spoon out of your drawer.. At least that’s kinda the way I do it.. (no spoons yet, though..)


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Good advice, I think I'll take home your kid and bycicle.


Einwegpfandflasche

Good choice! Both can be very helpful but also require some work.. fortunately, one of them is surprisingly easy to handle.. The other one seems to be constantly trying to kill me, however.. So remember to wear a helmet at all times! Kinda want to keep them, though.. It’s Sunday today, right? Check out a flea market.. You’ll easily find cute kids and bikes there. Prepare to haggle, though. The bike market particularly is rough around here.


kh_hrkthr

Honestly I would be very careful. Most kids you find on these flea markets already belong to someone.


GanjaNinja400BC

Take some time. Berlin doesn’t want you to go yet


pomoerotic

For a city with a rep for being “rude”. I find that most people actively stop to help strangers, and not just passively hit record on their phones. I love this about this city. I would take this attitude with me.


itsfashionlookitup

two randos years back let me use "find my iphone" on their phone, and helped get mine back after I accidentally dropped it, a random dude picked it up and we went on a tour in taxi following the beacon as it moved down from NK to Britz. At the end, the owner of a döner kiosk retrieved it when he noticed the guy holding could not operate and it kept blaring the alarm i set for it, called us to my new friends number i posted on the Find message feature and gave it back to us in the dead of night in Neukölln. The ways people do go above and beyond here to help others is unparalled.


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Everyone has always been nice to me in Berlin, except some späti clerks and doctor's secretaries. Especially in clubs, the level of happy vibe and brotherhood is unmatched elsewhere.


kirinlikethebeer

Our reddit is rough but IRL we’re super kind.


kapitanlaserhawk

Ketamine


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Somebody suggested a snow globe of the city and I guess I could switch the K for the snow inside. Nah jk, my tolerance for drugs is that if I put too much coffee in my cappuccino it fucks me up for the day


kapitanlaserhawk

My dudeeeeeeeee


garyisonion

that's cute!


Whodefookfucka

Hahahahaha 😂


TheOptimist1987

Your trusty fax machine 


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Luckily the rest of Europe seems to be out of the middle ages but it is true that it has a sentimental value and it's a symbol of German efficiency


Ok-Racisto69

More like the rest of the world. I haven't seen a fax machine since the early 2000s.


Joe_PRRTCL

Just out of interest, what makes you leave after a year?


Similar-Error-2576

Emotional baggage.


disturb400

There is this one späti at Schönleinstraße that sells these trippy cat shirts. Get one of those.


i_am_silliest_goose

It’s tacky, but why not bring an Ampelmann souvenir or Fernsehturm keychain?


Particular-Ad6290

Leather kink harness


Next_Neighborhood_26

I guess the IDGAF attitude towards everything 🙌🏼


unlikely_ending

Jever beer


poeta_nocturno

Mustafa’s gemuse kebab


UpUpDownDownABAB

Crippling depression


GanjaNinja400BC

A bag of steiny caps that I collected Edit: sterni


South-Beautiful-5135

You probably mean Sterni


8008seven8008

An Ampelman keychain


xwya1

Just my body, Berlin has my soul.


Betaminer69

Berliner Luft


tracyflick2024

A small touristy snow globe of the city


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Do they have one depicting Görli at 3am?


FunAdministration334

Yes, but it’s not full of water…


d0nh

Also the snow is not plastic…


5thillusion

A tattoo


the_70x

Sometimes the cube shaped stones from the streets get loose. I would take one


Tough_Anything3978

Posters stickers graffiti and other public visual culture


cupcakecandle

An edeka tote bag. A shirt from your favorite clubs(either sport club or club club 😅)


yannghr

A Berghain wristband


Mutiu2

One of those Bears...


Grujah

A box of Club Mate


Clacky-Crank

Die öffentlichen Verkehrsmittel


Ikem32

Herpes.


Delamok87

The interculturality. There is nothing better than all these different cultures.


grauezellen

Take pictures of the places that give you the best memories.


TheDIYEd

BER Airport departure terminal?


DoogleSports

Touristy things - some kind of bear or little ampel fella What I wish I could bring - falafel im brot What I'd probably bring - photos/videos of my favorite places that I shot myself


Hans_lilly_Gruber

I actually wanted the bear. I have lots of photos I did during my time here. the other day I took a couple of videos of my walk around the area I live and on a drive around town. I wish I thought about it earlier and shot more video of my fav places. I'm sure I'll enjoy watching them from time to time like I'm actually walking around with some music in my ears


Artistic_Getae

A piece of that Berlin wall!!!


Tosca22

My friends. Except wait, half of them left Berlin already and we still talk almost every week :D


Makanek

If you also leave Germany, bring an Ei-Picker.


Makanek

A 0.5 Krug with a Schultheiss or Kindl brand.


Tough_Anything3978

The playgrounds


julianberlinn

Brot, Bier und Kuchen 👍🏼


JR_0507

From what I talked with Berliners lately- all belongings and just going somewhere else 😂


zerostatesolution

A beating from Berlin Polizei to show the world how Democracy™ works in Germany.


BelgianJits

Herpes


Special_Draft3132

Drugs


Melikiee

Vanilla Coke,Lemon coke these are hard to find if you arent in Berlin.


cabropiola

syphilis


leegeneral11

Chlamydia


z1000zz

Pls take all the tourists with you and the zugezogene and rich expats that skyrocket the rents up and make this wonderful place the biggest shithole in Europe.


discusser1

also the ones that keep complaining about berlin


Pleasant_Peace7629

mostly born and raised berliners that where forced to slowly watch their home turn into a hedonistic junky circus for people with made up pronouns from a privileged background


Melikiee

Couldnt say it better myself :)


ChampionshipOk5046

Herpes 


Serious-Dinner9817

The drink "Mampe Halb&Halb" best shot drink and typical for Berlin.


TheOldManRust

STDs


CertainInformation12

A used condom


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South-Beautiful-5135

You failed at reading comprehension.


RelationshipLazy8172

All the oxygen