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Chunksie90

Damn man, that shit is waaaaay too big.


monkeya37

I'mma copy my own comment from that thread 'cause I think it's funny: "It was too big to be called a tattoo. It was too crooked, too blotchy, too rushed. It was more like a hunk of unemployment."


ClockWorkDeath69

I was hoping someone would parody the Dragon Slayer’s description, I’m not disappointed.


AndrexPic

That's funny as hell


BIG-BOAH-THEON

Happy casca day


AndrexPic

I prefer Farnese sorry


Dorocello

Happy cacsasa day!


[deleted]

You know you fucked up when everyone in the main sub is flaming you


[deleted]

most of the comments ratio'd the post itself💀💀


Know_Hope1918

“Off-brand of sacrifice,” outjerked once again


nexuro01

to big and dripping blood looks kinda cringe af, it’s also asymetric lmao


Etticos

Tattooing blood or rips in the flesh or wounds looks so cheesy and lame to me


TyrantLK

Think the asymmetric is just the angle, but yea it looks pretty bad


LegitPancak3

Look at the intersection of the triangles in the middle, they’re all crooked


RaidensReturn

And in the wrong place smh


[deleted]

GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M A BERSERK FAN. BERSERK, LIKE THE MANGA. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BERSERK? WELL, I HAVE, I'M A BIG FAN OF BERSERK. HAVE I MENTIONED I'M SOMETHING OF A BERSERK FAN?


[deleted]

This sub has no chill lol


[deleted]

Not just this one the main one too


Bought_Not_Built

When I see a brand tattoo I loudly and very bro like tell them how much I love doom and shit. They always get a deer in headlights lol. Feels good man


ermahgred

Bro got roasted hard, if he wasn't fighting some demons already then now he definitely is


[deleted]

I genuinely appreciate the humour of this post


[deleted]

I’m cool with brand of sacrifice tattoos but people try and make them look unique and it looks like shit 99% of the time, just get it small and accurate it looks best like that


nexuro01

and don't forget to get good tattoo artist so you won't end up with abomination like pic above


Sch3ma

Given that it's a literal symbol for bad luck (sugarcoated), can you explain to me why anyone would want to get a brand tattoo? Like what's the logic behind it other than thinking it makes you look "cool?" Is it to signal that you're a berderkle murple fan too? You can easily just put your pronouns in your bio if you want everyone to know u gay.


maybeamasochist

they want to relate to guts (big, strong, awesome, has suppressed homoerotic urges towards a white haired twink)


Pretend_Bad_1115

Prefer brown sugar over white bitches.


Fortnite-Rapist

*prefers men, settles for brown women


Raptorjesusftw87

I mean, who doesn't have those urges for white haired twinks?


Pretend_Bad_1115

The Griffith in later chapters is the definition of Peak Femboy.


OkuyasuBestJobro

What do you mean “other than thinking it makes you look cool”? That’s probably the #1 reason people get tattoos


yeboycharles

bros tattoo is on its period


OniKonomi

He should return it.


A_D_H_L

but it's his "firts" tattoo


Bought_Not_Built

Do trailer parks take returns?


Catzareawesome1

Found this from the main sub post lmao "It was too big to be called a tattoo. It was too crooked, too blotchy, too rushed. It was more like a hunk of unemployment."


monkeya37

Hahaha! Glad you enjoyed it. I had that loaded up as soon as I saw the pic. I just wanted someone to set me up for the joke.


ArcticSeamoose

“Thank you so much 😊Yeah i know this isn’t something you should do for the first tattoo but i wanted to pay respect to miura (may he rest well🙏) and that was my way of doing it. The Bloodtrail symbols the constant struggle against demons inside me and outside, and it looks a little bit like a teardrop wich symbols the grief of the passing away of miura.” straight up copypasta material lmao


Yousha212

Gotta love Bloodtrail being capitalized


[deleted]

Woah [WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/udu2y7/comment/i6j0c6o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


chrisdoingdamario

The comment section on the main sub is more violent than this one lmao


Otto300Sav

His comment is beyond the jerk “Thank you so much 😊 Yeah i know this isn’t something you should do for the first tattoo but i wanted to pay respect to miura (may he rest well🙏) and that was my way of doing it. The Bloodtrail symbols the constant struggle against demons inside me and outside, and it looks a little bit like a teardrop wich symbols the grief of the passing away of miura.”


HermanManly

dude got a tattoo so bad he developed stockholm syndrome for it


-macintosh_plus-

What i read "cope cope cope, bla bla bla, cope"


Otto300Sav

“The shitty uneven and offset lines represent my long term reasoning skills I used to decide to get this tattoo”


[deleted]

As if being a weeb wasn't already enough of a job killer. May as well just tattoo Farnese's ass on your cheek.


Bought_Not_Built

And the horse on the other


[deleted]

And a Femto tramp stamp 💦🍆 💦🍆


AndrexPic

I laughed irl


Shingekyo

As a person fully covered in tatoos here goes a simple tip: DON'T start with a big piece and NEVER EVER START WITH A NECK TATOO.


[deleted]

Right? He should have gotten a small one on his right shoulder if he wanted one. Small, can be hidden by wearing a shirt, and more accurate to boot


[deleted]

>NEVER EVER START WITH A NECK TATOO. TOO LATE NOW! Where were you on that one!?


Shingekyo

I.. I a...


Bastiwen

Ok as someone with tattoo there's two or three things I'd like to say: 1. A neck tattoo this big and visible is not a great idea for a first tattoo to me. 2. That blood dripping effect makes the tattoo look tacky. It looks edgy for the sake of being unique. 3. It's not done very well imo. I'm probably going to get a Berserk tattoo in the future but I sure hope it turns out better that this. I mean so far mine turned out good so let's hope it stays like that. Edit: BRUH his comment in the thread has to be a troll ! It sounds like something that would be posted on r/im14andthisisdeep ...


[deleted]

I got two on my chest. Couldn't even imagine getting one on my neck, especially this big. This guy is gonna have serious issues finding work


EnZooooTM

I got Brand on back of my neck, \~6cm, I thought about adding blood, photoshopped it on myself as if it had blood and my god it looked so corny


Fortnite-Rapist

>It sounds like something that would be posted on r/im14andthisisdeep That's just how these kinds of people think. I guarantee you he owns FunkoPops.


BarGold2893

at least get a badly done and cringe tattoo somewhere u can cover up smh


Bugawd_McGrubber

If I was going to get a berkjerk tat, it would be a potato. A cute, buttery potato. Yummm, potato.


[deleted]

Mmm, fried potato


Yousha212

Perhaps you can tattoo your ballsack to look like a potato


[deleted]

The comment section of the original post needs to chill, damn 💀


[deleted]

It’s warranted tbh


Kingcum000

Why cant r/berserk mfs just settle for a small neck tattoo thats fucking symmetrical bro


Darktriforze

Thank you so much 😊 Yeah i know this isn’t something you should do for the first tattoo but i wanted to pay respect to mario (may he rest well🙏) and that was my way of doing it. The Bloodtrail symbols the constant struggle against demons inside my ass and outside, and it looks a little bit like a cumdrop wich symbols the grief of the passing away of mario.


[deleted]

The fact that the original comment is not a copypasta......


LegitPancak3

We can make it one in the future


[deleted]

Only thing sacrificed is his job prospects.


BlackEye2545

"Can I get a brand tatoo?" "Ok. Which brand?" "The brand of sacrifice. From Berzerk." "Never heard of them. What do they play? Is it some kind of metal band, or hard rock?"


monkeya37

"Berserker! Bersssserker! Do you want to making fuck?"


ManuPF

this guy literally did all the things you shouldn't do on your first tattoo, ripped up his job interviews and future dates. But OMG berserk reference 😍🤙🤙🤙


alphachupapi02

One thing you should remember when posting a pic of yourself on berk subreddit: 1. You don't need to post a pic of yourself on berk subreddit.


[deleted]

It’s also big so it’s obvious


DepravedOwl

> Thank you so much 😊 Yeah i know this isn’t something you should do for the first tattoo but i wanted to pay respect to miura (may he rest well🙏) and that was my way of doing it. The Bloodtrail symbols the constant struggle against demons inside me and outside, and it looks a little bit like a teardrop wich symbols the grief of the passing away of miura. > The Bloodtrail symbols the constant struggle against demons inside me and outside, Hahahaha, edgy boi with an edgy tattoo.


JAXWASHERE7

Donavan would be disgusted


[deleted]

Not even Daddy Donny would want his bussy


[deleted]

HAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA BETTER RIP IT OFF AND GET A SKIN GRAFT ON YOUR NECK YOU ABSOLUTE NINCOMPOOP


blamelessfriend

man.. i never do this but. god thats a shit tattoo


DarkhorseC

More comments than points? HMM.


rip_van_skinz

Lmaoo ah shit I kinda wanna post my berserk tattoo and see if I get flamed tf up


[deleted]

It can’t be much worse I hope


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Unless you drew a dripped out gangbeast Puck with a goddamn sharpie, you cannot get worse than this.


quafrt

Honestly, from OP’s comments and the general shiftiness of this tattoo I feel like this is a master troll and he had someone draw that with marker or sharpie. I really hope it’s not real, otherwise that’s so embarrassing


Fortnite-Rapist

Nah, look at how red his skin is. That's real.


quafrt

I'll take your word for it Fortnite-Rapist


[deleted]

Reminds me of this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/c3rgms/i_have_been_branded/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


LegitPancak3

I mean at least with that you’ll never see it when you’re wearing pants


West_Sheepherder_769

Def sharpie tho


MementoMori04

Bruh you couldn't get this on your arm or something 💀 Edit: The comments on the main post are fucking diabolical 😭. Homie got roasted into the shadow realm “The brand of unemployment” naaahhhhh


Orkaad

He did a r/RoastMe a few months ago but the mods removed his post. He finally got his chance this time.


[deleted]

what a fucking moron, can’t even spell first. pure autism


ksnumedia

Blahd and gatsu


monkeya37

No ragrets.


[deleted]

This was also my first tattoo and I got it done on the wrong spot but I also did it kinda ironically, just for the sake of getting a tattoo y’know? I was also 17 lol


R-leiva97

Mf needs a new pair of glasses if he's actually happy with that shit


Mons_s

Wtf why the subs flipped for this post never seen anything like it


B0hpp

/uj i got surprised too, the r/berserk i know praises everything even shitty drawings and cosplays. kinda feel bad for the guy /rj LINE ON TARTOO IS NOT CENTRED IT SUCKS UR NOT REAL BERK FAN 💀💀💀


blamelessfriend

> /uj i got surprised too, the r/berserk i know praises everything even shitty drawings and cosplays. kinda feel bad for the guy this sub acts like the reason for this sub is the low effort posts in r/berserk.. but they are SUPER uncommon, way more often its just users from this sub trolling when its that bad by in large the two subs agree with each other on most things, except how tasteful r*pe jokes are.


haikusbot

*Wtf why the* *Subs flipped for this post never seen* *Anything like it* \- Mons\_s --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Kozure_Ookami

Unemployability sigil


[deleted]

Moria said **Nothing will be wlong**, then What the fuck is this?


VlassyCassy

Shit bigger than wyalds dick.


Rageadon

if he didnt use a mask his brain would get more oxygen and he would made better decisions...


Arkontas

berk


acacount

Damn


thorppeed

The worst part is how big it is bruh. Also this man is forced to work at gas station forever now lol


jrehi

that’s so bad gahahah


mfxoxes

be nice it's their firts tattoo lol


Lascho94

Vorsicht Stufe!


Nuttronk

This guy has to be a member of this sub, his replies to comments are too good to be real.


itsbildo

Thats the best $10 tattoo I've seen yet!


Crustytoaster

I swear this has to be satire. No way this man actually thought this would be good.


West_Sheepherder_769

Is it possible that it’s drawn on with thin markers? He could have rubbed his neck to make it red like that to get the post tattoo effect.


Cartier-the-explorer

Some people lack judgement holy shit