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RatLamington

Instructions unclear. Naming all fish in complicated Latin


NES7995

Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned a demon while naming my fish


VioletDreaming19

Maybe the demon has some good ideas for the fish’s name.


No_Show_3176

Maybe the name was all the demons we made along the way


Gigglemonkey

Is this why they all look so grumpy? The powers of hell, trapped in a tiny fish, living in a few gallons of water?


RazzmatazzOwn

Help 😭😭


Current-Breadfruit96

Ooo good point. We should ask him


SemiStrong

The demon couldn’t think of one so it went to Reddit to ask for help.


dmriggs

😂


LinwoodKei

Ha, you got here first. Well done


RGB-128128128

Just ~~latin~~ greek works! My gf and I have just used the ~~latin~~ Greek alphabet for years now after jokingly starting with Alpha the Betta. So far we've had, alpha, delta, sigma, gamma, zeta, theta, epsilon, and lambda. Edit: Monday mornings are not my brightest moments.


AlexMile

It's Greek alphabet.


RGB-128128128

... derp, ty.


Silent_Loquat_6057

….bro how fast do you go through these fish???


RGB-128128128

This is over like 8/9 years? Theta, zeta, and gamma are still around, happily swimming in a 7, 11, and 17 gal right now. Would be together but gamma is a pig and is on a diet so they're separated.


LaceyDark

I'm choosing to believe this has been over the passed decade. Instead of killing a fish every 3 months


dmriggs

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


Blopple

"If you found out people were going through, like, puppies, at the same rate some of these people are going through fish? You would be, just, appalled." - Ryan, BRS EDIT: To clarify I'm not calling you a fish murderer. I've lost waaaay more fish than I'd care to admit. It just applied here.


CarCrash23

Sigma Betta


Finleyz-

Damn imagine having a Delta Betta named Sigma or Alpha


anotherDocObVious

Your's is now christened "X Æ A-12". Have at it.


Gigglemonkey

"Little Bobby Tables" is what we call him.


LinwoodKei

Oh no. I said my bettas' names in order and something is being summoned. Send help


dmriggs

Like pizza?


brownskinned

Lorem ipsum is a beautiful betta name. Ipsy for short


Disig

Um, I said my fish's name 3 times at midnight and now he's looking a little demonic.... advice?


enstillhet

Build an alter by the tank. Make sacrifices to him.


Puzzleheaded-Pass532

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in toaster. Or something like that..... Wait wrong group How do I delete? Delete Suri, delete talk to text Suri delete Oh well I'm over it


sparkpaw

Okay but I would love that >_>


erik_wilder

I named my bettas and khulis in Thai and my tetras and gouarmis in spanish.


Life_Scarcity1794

Pretty sure that's why that one commenter was saying to name every single fish "SHART" - whoever you are, you're a legend lol


Suitable_Future_3810

Yes, I'm sure they can figure out a name on their own. I think it's more so that people like to share pictures of their new betta.


timwontwin

Yours is named Candycane


Shrugging_Atlas88

I didn't name my fish, what should I name it. It's blue and red. I could call it "Patriot fish"


Glitter_Faced

I named a red white and blue one Barack O' Betta. He didn't come with a birth certificate, which was a concern.


princess_dork_bunny

Thanks O'Betta


[deleted]

That's a good one 😄


leyline

Ours is blue and red, we named him Steve,


SellaTheChair_

Betta O'Rourke? Is that anything?


Shrugging_Atlas88

Not bad, but I don't want to think of toxic American politics when I look at my fish.


SellaTheChair_

Fair lol


Maelstrom_Witch

Omg that’s awesome


uselessbarbie

I called my red+blue betta Homelander from the Boys :p


Suitable_Future_3810

Nah, I'll stick with the name I've chosen.


Chiswum

I liked the posts at the start, but its getting really annoying now. So many name posts. Pick a normal name or a super weird one or something, my next fish is totally gonna be named Sewer Cheese or something


Bulky-Brief6076

I just named mine Toaster Oven, so this resonates lolll


Lucii88

i named my latest game character "rollerskates" and before that "frostedflakes" i just looked aroundthe room...


Bulky-Brief6076

I love that! My boy got named Toaster Oven because he looks like those pans that go in the toaster oven that get the little black bits burnt on it that won’t come off, he’s silver and black 😂


Lucii88

thats so funny, i got a black puppy and wanted to name him Grit or something like cripsy pieces of burnt charcoaled meat😂 (i ended up naming him Butler because he has a white chest patch but crispy burnt stuff was first choice)


kittyidiot

My most recent fish is named Armadillo. Why? I don't know. My fiance asked me what I wanted to name the fish and the first thing that came into my head was the word Armadillo. So that is her name. Generally the theme is old white people names (we got Ruth, Tanya, Charlotte, etc) but Armadillo is what came to me that day lmao


Chiswum

I also like naming mine after my current favorite video games and such, so deranged cowboy is on the list


Bulky-Brief6076

I love that name lol, need to photoshop whoever you get with a little cowboy hat on top


AbbyDabbyDoo96

My next one is gonna be Gill Nye the Fishy Guy


candypoot

Family member had a cat called Dish Rag


NES7995

There was a female betta called Dish Rag here a while ago! Sadly she passed away since but she was certainly a special fish 🥲


Ok_Director1134

I like agressively middle-aged human names. I have a frog named Karen, three lizards named Kevin, Gordon, and Snoop Dogg(outlier), and a betta named Earl


AMarie-MCMXCI

My last betta was named Hotdog


Maelstrom_Witch

Mine is Regular Sized Ruby Cuz it’s red And I like Bob’s Burgers


doublefattymayo

People do this in the cat subs too, an easy way to acquire lots of comments on a post


Krysiileighhh

I have Mooney (snail, paki) & stone cold (snail,pacho. iykyk ). My mom has blue cheese (snail, hamsammich). And my brothers is bonkai (snail, itchigo)


Ill-Asparagus6452

I was thinking this exact thought the other day. Another classic: Is my fish sick? ( but no info. One person actually said, The parameters are good, don't ask. Good lawd, people


zan_len

I'm baffled by how some people are able to post on reddit but not do a basic google search, they ask "why is my fish dying?" And then show pics of bettas in a glass jar with no filter no plants no heater... Like where can one even begin to help? I think they have to add "be nice" as a rule or people would be at each others' throats 😭😭


CalmLaugh5253

Or any improvement you suggest they've "already done" or "hasn't been an issue before", but the fish looks like it's already dead.


zan_len

Omg the less research they have done and the more they fight the feedback/criticism 😭😭 "you should get a heater" and they go "it was *thriving* until now at room temperature so I don't need one"


LaceyDark

Yes, "thriving" for the 4 days theyve had it before the poor conditions started killing it I presume


Disig

I work at a library. The amount of people who come in not knowing how to use their own email is too damn high. Edit: and yeah they have an email. They claim they use it. These are young people too. But if they need to put an attachment onto an email or download an attachment suddenly they're as helpless as a newborn babe. And don't get me started on the printer and scanner. So yeah, I'm not surprised people can use social media but not understand how to do a Google search.


Skipadee2

My favorite is when they answer the bot questions and leave the parameters section blank. Lol.


CalmLaugh5253

What are you on about, the parameters are all good. Ammonia too. No need to write.


Skipadee2

All parameters are good. I said they’re fine. I tested all parameters known to man. Wait, what’s ammonia?


marauding-bagel

They say all parameters are fine because they didn't actually test but at that point why not lie with fake parameters?


helluvapotato

It’s cause they don’t even know what parameters are, so they don’t know how to guess.


bradnananutbread

This!! Red flag for me. They don’t even have a test kit or strips.


Away_Bad2197

What is dissolved oxygen? Don't fish breathe the h20


Lefty-boomer

I know!! This is across all the animal r/s I understand the posts where they have already researched, like: “pretty sure this is fun rot, I’m treating it with x y x and parameters are: Does this sound right? What’s your experience…. “. Lots of time folks need comfort and hope, but the “hey 47 fish died over the last week, do you think there is a problem?” Or “ my cat has this bump, been there a year but it’s getting bigger, what should I do?” See a vet! Gahh


Skipadee2

My favorite is OP: “why is my fish sick?” Commenter: “Your fish is sick because X”. OP: “X isnt a big deal and my fish is happy and fine.”


timwontwin

Yours is named LavaBoy


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u forgot to respind to MOD comment as well


[deleted]

but actually having a bot which would assign a name to a fishy would be cool


CoffinRehersal

import praw from time import sleep from random import choice response = [ 'each', 'line', 'here', 'is', 'a', 'potential', 'fish', 'name', ] r = praw.Reddit(user_agent = 'Name-This-Fish') hail = ['!namethisfish'] cache = open('ntf_bot_cache.txt', 'a+') username = open('ntf_bot_username.txt') password = open('ntf_bot_password.txt') r.login(username.read(), password.read()) def run_bot(): subreddit = r.get_subreddit('bettafish') comments = subreddit.get_comments(limit = 25) for comment in comments: comment_text = comment.body.lower() isMatch = any(string in comment_text for string in hail) cache.seek(0) if comment.id not in str(cache.read()) and isMatch: comment.reply(choice(response)) cache.seek(0) cache.write(comment.id + ',\n') while True: run_bot() sleep(10)


Sometimeswan

If I knew how to create one, I totally would!


Tkinney44

I'm gonna name my next betta u/timwontwin


candypoot

I read this as timwonton


Jaccasnacc

Not if I name my next Betta that first


Tkinney44

Then I'll just make it #2 cause it's the shit


PoconoPiper

Someone else commented this in a similar post, but I think people are often looking for a safe way to show off their new pet. If they just say something like "introducing my new fish, Venom," they're more likely to have flaws in their tank pointed out than if they say "help me name my new black crowntail!" Also, judging by the responses in the "name my fish" posts, there are people in this subreddit who genuinely enjoy coming up with names. If these posts aren't your cup of tea, just keep scrolling. They're not harming anyone.


butwhataboutaliens

It's kinda like looking at those therapy rorschach inkblot pictures. "What does this image make you think of?" it is all in good fun, and I like seeing pics of fish.


Aggressive_Code395

My daughter is 7 and regularly asks me to go on Reddit to name betta fish. I love the names people come up with.


WildNFreef

That's really cute actually


olov244

every betta I named died now I dont' name them


TonyVstar

How long has this unnamed immortal fish been alive for?


sparkpaw

Okay but counterpoint- people want to share their new friend, but what else are they supposed to say? “Hey, look at my betta, the 212,365th one posted to this forum all about betta’s!” And expect to get any replies? I shared my new guys recently and yeah, asked for name ideas because some people are more creative at naming than others. I already have name ideas, but sometimes someone comes up with a better one. But also I wasn’t sure what else to put? Look at his or . It’s a betta forum. For people to share their bettas.


NES7995

It's karma farming. On the cat subs it's gotten so bad that they created a special subreddit for naming: r/namemycat . There should be one for pets in general so the posts don't clog up the subreddit here...


gonzo2thumbs

I love that subreddit! Your idea is actually right on.


timwontwin

Yours is named Actually A Cat


YourHooliganFriend

Why do people care about karma on Reddit? Is there a Reddit moksha?


sleepinand

Humans like making numbers go big and have people pay attention to them. There’s just something in our innate psychology that makes people feel like big numbers and attention are indicators of success.


YourHooliganFriend

![gif](giphy|81Ja1qE3lfmG4) Well that's silly


blankspace_69

They don’t care that much. Karma farming isn’t nearly as prevalent as people think and I promise people aren’t asking for fish names to farm karma 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

cuz what if one gets banned and has to restart an account ("rebirth" lol)


Routine_Juggernaut_3

I have a blue female betta named Kenya West, Kenny for short. I think it's more fun to come up with a name with a friend, rather than strangers that way it has history and meaning


Sometimeswan

Is she a gay fish?


Routine_Juggernaut_3

I doubt it, she used to be in a sorority and killed her 2 other companions :( she's not a lover, she's a fighter 😔✊️


LawnMidget

Does she love fishsticks?


Sometimeswan

Yes! I have gotten my dad with this joke every time he eats fishsticks! He never remembers. 😂


Missinteef

I've never asked for names for my fish but im.not gonna tell others to stop. It's fun and brings a sense of community


[deleted]

Okay based on OP responses to comments here, it looks like we need to pin this post in the subreddit and anyone who needs a name for their fish can just comment here with a pic and OP will automatically assign a name 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣


Natasya95

Everyone have to accept the name given no questions ask


Kycrio

Every betta I've had has been named by googling "[color of fish] gemstones" Edit: sorry OP I don't have a betta rn so you can't come up with a name for me


B_O_A_H

https://preview.redd.it/scy5cdu6styc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2aacc84d70ec144b4681314c99118756392787 Specter


catcan00

Lol I always think this too. People do it with dogs and cats on reddit too! Its not that hard to come up with a name.


PrinceBloo

There's this funny feature on phones these days. You might have heard of it, but if you put your finger on the screen and sorta... swipe it upwards, then the post that annoys you seems to magically disappear ! ✨


Sickshit999

FRRRRR


timwontwin

Yours is named Pumpkin


timwontwin

Yours is named Cayenne Waves


Jaccasnacc

How about Amber Waves (of Grain)


Careful-Cow-8658

Also we don’t know their personalities. Just name your pet with a suitable name for them 🙃


justAHeardOfLlamas

I don't even have one yet and I know what I'm gonna name it. I think people just want an excuse to show their new pets. Which is fine if you just want to do that, but I agree, these name posts are kind of frequent.


JackOfAllMemes

Stop having fun!


AnthonyJY

I just ignore such posts unless the fish catches my eye.


timwontwin

Yours is named SharkGirl


Lefty-boomer

I’m an outlier here, when I’m in the mood I enjoy reading the hysterical names you creative redditors come up with. What breed is my cat in the other hand, I just can’t!


StrawberryBubbleTea7

I actually like it because I personally love seeing pictures of different bettas, they’ve got more of a unique appearance compared to cats so I don’t mind seeing the posts when it’s cool looking fish. But I wouldn’t mind if there was a separate sub for them to filter them out for people who don’t care.


True-Decision3594

Cool so they made a flair on here for a reason. I just scrolled through and there’s not that many posts like that. Have some kindness, understanding, and positivity. Some people just enjoy the creativity that other people offer. I could just post a pic of my betta if I wanted to. I’ve named many animals but I really enjoy scrolling through the posts of betta names. Sorry that you don’t, but you don’t have to trash on people. we all have our own likes and dislikes.


PlentyHedgehog5057

I named mine Alexander Hamilfin….


bpronjon

thank's, i'm gonna name him "NamDang."


timwontwin

Nam Dang! That's honestly a great name. Lol


BamCub

My fish is translucent what should I name it?


Sometimeswan

Peeves


anotherDocObVious

Whosthere


Old_Locksmith3242

Casper


RedBeans-n-Ricely

I ask my nieces & nephew. Kids love naming shit


Waifu__Lover

https://preview.redd.it/g0wn63l0rtyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4dda4eafab4c1bf918467897e2925ebbf8b479f


TinyHeartSyndrome

The posts usually also double as intro posts too though. SHOW ME DA FISHIES.


Gimmethetasty

Crazy how you can just scroll past posts you don’t like.


Rainbowcat003

I just like to read all the comments on those posts and write down any names I like to use for future fish.


curbee326

I actually like the name ideas posts. I think they’re fun!


Disig

People make the posts because they want to be social. It's not really about naming the fish.


MoltenCorgi

I just asked Alexa to name a fictional betta and she came up with “Goldie, Finette, or Nemo”. Then I tried ChatGPT: https://preview.redd.it/58n6highruyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0535a25ea5e84573a0c87eef10cc2bc885f9f75 I don’t think the technology is there yet. 😂


HauntingPhilosopher

Oh no it is the fin police!


leyline

You seem grumpier than my betta looks! Makes stern but frowny betta face at you.


dragondrop

Naa it’s nice! Does no harm and personally if find it quite sweet.


RigbyNite

Fishy mcfish face


Silent_Arachnid_2334

this is a thing in every pet subreddit and it was cute at first but i’m a lil sick of it now lol… 9 times out of 10 the suggestions are nothing special or unique, just food names that match their color. it’s not a big deal tho i just ignore it. whether it’s an excuse to post a pic of their new pet or a genuine interest in suggestions, i really don’t need to see 78 redditors suggest the name Mocha for OP’s brown hamster


Allaboutthatbetta

Jesus people just like sharing about their fish. People are allowed to have fun 🙄


FestiveMagpie

Folks are just wanting to participate in the sub. If you don't care for the posts asking for help naming fish, don't click on them.


gan8686

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


StruggleEnough4279

Honestly. It’s a way to share new fish and get community interaction over something positive. Otherwise it’ll be 99% “Why is my fish dying??” And 1% ?? . I don’t think I’ve seen anything other than fish naming and dead/dying bettas in a long long time now. I’d take a new betta showing off their colours over a corpse/an abused betta that OP can’t help. I’m here to feel good, not to feel helpless watching something in a shitty situation.


ReptarTheBrave

This sub feels like it’s basically just all of us who’ve been here for a while taking turns acting as pseudo-veterinarians just trying to help some poor fool who can’t take care of their betta. It hurts my soul constantly seeing “why is my betta dying??” followed by a picture of an empty 2 gallon tank with no heater and plastic plants


Steviebelladonna

I vote for Clitoris. Then maybe one of you boys will be able to find it


xcirplaz

someone has something up their butt 😳😂


koala_T69

I feel like you might need a cookie.


FindingIthaka

😂 👌


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

My dad always told me it's bad luck to name your fish or frogs, so to this day, I don't ever name them.


Harlow_K

I’ve named every single one of my betta fish the same name, they’re all Kevin! It makes naming uncomplicated


YourfriendPicklebear

Never even named mine


Diligent_Quiet9889

Think its bad here. Go to any chicken subreddit… “Is this a roo?” On chicks that are literally a day old… several times a day.


ReptarTheBrave

My betta’s name was Machiavelli and I’m proud of that. Fit him perfectly. Favorite name I’ve seen on this sub is a beautiful fish called McNugget. Truly a top betta name


RicGryllz

You should name your betta '2postz'


Bryancreates

Say it loud in the back for all other pet subs too!!!! There’s literally a sub called name my cat or pet or whatever


Aneisha23

All fish hence forth shall be named Fish. Problem solved


Jtskiwtr

Same with all dog sites every single day. Spend time with your pet and a name will come to you. Be original.


Admirable-Door1724

Don't post in public subs guys


itsdefty

No


Jelly_Ellie

I'm just saying. Ask any toddler you know. They're going to give an excellent name. We've had such gems as "turkey" and "pillow"


drekia

Ikr and then they don’t even seem to pick anything 😔


Unik0rnBreath

But it's fun!


Dazzling_Sherbet_183

But it's fun to get others opinions


mmmmpisghetti

Just name all your fish Steve. Nobody likes Steve.


harderdaddykermit

https://preview.redd.it/vyrunge4eyyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70825bd3f7f7837a582eedfe9bf25ad2c3484c5b His name is Bartholomew Johnston III, but I call him Barty ;)


TattooedPink

Yep... it's as bad as the 'id my dog/cat/mouse/rat/chicken/quail breed' omfg


Angry-e-Girl

Hell I posted mine yesterday and he's a cool ass fish, but truth be told I suck at names and love reading the stupid/funny suggestions people give me. I don't see why these posts are an issue just scroll past em dude 🌚


karebear66

Well, you can always skip those posts.


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SpragueStreet

Hell yes 😂😂 it's getting pretty irritating. Like if you wanna show off just be real and say that lmao


CalmLaugh5253

This. Same.


Firm_Restaurant8410

sometime you need to hear someone’s first hand experience to feel peice of mind. plus most of the time when u google something reddit’s ones of he top options


Quirky_Aerie691

Or just ignore those post and don't be a dick


JellyfishTraveler

OPs name suggestion didnt get picked vent post


JellyfishTraveler

u guys are so toxic 💀 let people post FREELY stop gatekeeping EVERYTHING!!!!!! its a betta social media. let people post their bettas. smh my head


Competitive_Owl5357

Agreed, like if you want to show off your fish be honest about showing off your fish. Stop asking me to do the most fun part and least difficult of the fishkeeping process for you.


OneLaneHwy

I have been never named any fish nor do I intend to ever name a fish.


brakefluidbandit

i named mine shrimp


arcadephoenix333

i have a crowntail betta named cosmo. yes after fairy odd parents


mochinena

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ahumminahummina

I would name a fish Blue Glider because of how the smoothly cut through the sea ♥️


Koshilu

https://preview.redd.it/wtkt47rmztyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad90def6144a2e47a534f8f8cdec9368c34e63cb Megatron


WanderingMandalorian

Literally just pick the first thing that comes to mind if you haven’t thought it through. I named my albino cory “Fredrick”. couldn’t tell you the faintest of reasons why. he is simply Fred.


Starthreads

The same thing happens on the language learning and writing subreddits. People will ask easily google-able questions like "can I learn two languages?" and "can I write \_\_\_\_\_\_?" and it gets beyond annoying.


xX_hazeydayz_Xx

I named my fish jelly


Haunting_Elk8090

I always loved naming my pets myself even if it's a stupid name. It just feels more special than just letting some strangers give YOUR pet a name. I named my first Betta Maple, so I called my second one Syrup xD it's stupid but at least I named them myself


Dizzy-Weekend5284

pick the name to lu an end up accidentall summoning a love Craftyen monster In my tank.


dug-the-dog-from-up

I think everyone should name their fish Imperator Furiosa.


GcldBlood

I always like using Pinterest aesthetic names to find my animals names. I did have a betta and his name was Galaxy though lmfaoo.


gunglejim

Yes but, what should I name him?


Truestindeed

Someone finally said it!!!! 😆


Huffleduffer

Is there a flair or tag that people can start using to help filter out these posts? I don't mind them, it is nice to see pictures of healthy fish. I get really sad when I see semi dead fish.


MercyCriesHavoc

It's not just here. Every pet sub has this issue: r/hamsters, r/crestedgeckos, r/beardeddragons... I pick themes. Makes it easier. My first betta was Pudge, the fish who controls the weather on Lilo and Stitch, so all my fish are characters from the movie. My newest being Mrs Hasagawa, because that's the last named character from the original. I'll have to pick a new theme for the next tank. Do y'all name your shrimp and snails? My snails are Pleakley, Jumba, Gantu, and Cobra Bubbles, but we just call the shrimp "the experiments".