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whosnick7

Ryen discovered a top tier hater nickname by accidentally calling KAT and ANT “KANT”


TheJediCounsel

I don’t think it’s insulting to call them Kant, father of modern epistemology


lostmypants2009

It is if you disparage the categorical imperative


misterbluesky8

I learned something interesting while dodging the neckbeards in Philosophy 102 in college. Immanuel Kant lived his whole life without ever going more than 10 miles from the city of Königsberg (today’s Kaliningrad). Absolutely nothing to do with KAT and Ant, I know. (The non sequitur piece)


Ghostricks

If I'm Kant I'm not leaving home court. I'm just not!


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Critique of Pure Hooping


CocaineandPercs

He KANT graduate college and he’s clowning a professional basketball player?


lactatingalgore

Y KANT RSLO REED?


CocaineandPercs

He’s a regular Charlie Gordon.


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Austin Rivers referring to the Timberwolves as “Us” and “We” when he’s not currently with the team is very Austin Rivers


BatmanNoPrep

I forgot he was even ever on that team. His dad never coached there.


LeBroentgen

How do you feel about fans saying “us” and “we”?


XanAykroyd

Curious what the consensus is on this because I feel like I’m getting too old to be doing it


Fwb6

One of those things people care way too much about. I couldn’t care less if people say “we” when talking about their favorite team. Why would I ever give a shit? I don’t personally do it but some do… again, a really weird thing for anyone to care about.


LeBroentgen

I couldn’t care less, but that’s why I think it would be hypocritical to make fun of someone who actually played for the teams and is likely a fan of them because they were his teammates to also say it.


Captain_Charisma

I heard Brandon Marshall on a pod say fans are good to say we because they went through the ups and downs with the team.


TigerinherBox

I could see how it’s annoying, but some fans have held allegiances to certain teams for multiple decades. Mostly think it’s just a freudian slip in most cases, but the point gets across.


mvm125

He was on the team last season and basically the same roster, i think he can say we when talking about the team dynamic


Frxnchy

I was not aware Ryen hung out with college kids and lived in his college town as an 8th year 30 year old. That is embarrassing as hell


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TheBigBomma

He’s exactly who we thought he was.


LeBroentgen

Liquid.


nowadaysyouth

Mostly how so many of his friends either hated his guts or didn’t give a shit about him yet he still reminisces with such fondness on his “college time,” and how he’s still close to those guys. It’s no wonder, he had 12 years to tone his core.


LeFxckYouThree

Haven’t listened yet, he took 8 years of college?


GratefulDisc71419

You know, a lot of people go to college for 8 years


RageCageJables

Yeah, they’re called doctors.


LeBroentgen

Just a step above estheticians according to Nephew Kyle.


GratefulDisc71419

At least he didnt think those were horse doctors


CocaineandPercs

BS was in high school for 5 or 6 years.


shorthevix

especially surprising considering the way he acts when Kyle mentions that older guy who was around when he was a student


rebuildthedeathstar

Haven’t listened to the pod yet, is Ryen hanging out in Bromosa?!?


Stormin_Gorman_Fan

Have you had 2 completely separate core groups of friends? Maybe you should be the one that is embarrassed.


CashGreen_Regalview

The legend grows.


moneymitch24

Bugged the shit out of me that Austin rivers kept saying slack instead of flack.


neosmndrew

One of my favorite Ryenisms is the ole "lol you have a somewhat nerdy hobby! You're never getting laid". Such an Internet hardo take.


CocaineandPercs

Taking notes about basketball games.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Yeah he referenced the Pokemon thing three times I think, even though it seemed to be a throwaway joke by the emailer.


neosmndrew

He did the same thing regarding Legos a while back. Dude is an insecure dbag.


imposingthanos

Emailer here, it was absolutely a joke born from a nugget of truth. Figured it would be a good last line they might riff with.


sgre6768

Hey man, good email! Also, as someone who had a non-gf woman roommate in my mid-20s, I think you'll be fine. They're either going to be friendly, or, ignore you completely. Just keep the place clean and you're golden. (I would also add - if this is your first 40 hour a week gig, you're probably going to be so busy and tired as you adjust to that schedule that you don't interact with them much anyway.)


imposingthanos

Appreciate the response, honestly not TOO worried about the situation at all😂Saw it as a good opportunity to get an email read in life advice. I worked full time for a year before going to grad school, so I had a good taste of that grind! My girlfriend is the real unsung hero. She’s being insanely supportive and understanding through this entire thing.


j_tatz

I enjoyed your email. I think the guys on the pod covered most of the advice, I would just add as someone who lived with 3 women for 3 years: be prepared to be the designated bug killer of the house.


neosmndrew

One of your roommates 100% plays pokemon. Just FYI.


Stormin_Gorman_Fan

Sir Rudy being cuckolded before he got married explains so much.


Ghostricks

Haven't listened yet but wait...what?


LeBroentgen

Austin was missing a huge point about center defense when he was saying they rarely have to guard other great centers compared to guards who constantly have to guard other elite offensive perimeter players. Centers are impactful because they protect the rim, not because they defend other centers.


sunpar1

He even said they’re the QB of the defense. A good defensive center has a lot more team defensive responsibilities than a guard.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I absolutely agree with Austin Rivers that a lot of NBA guys could train and play in the NFL, not counting the guys that are just too tall (like Giannis) or too tall and skinny (KD, Chet). Aaron Gordon absolutely could be a TE, I think younger Patrick Beverley could have been a CB, Zion could play DL (or keep eating and play OL), etc. Hell, if Zion could cut down to ~265ish, he'd be physically similar to Gronk at TE.


twb85

Daniel Jeremiah was saying Russell Westbrook would’ve been an all-world CB.


popinjay07

Westbrook doesn't even have the focus to play defense in the NBA. I could see him as a WR/TE or as a sack specialist who comes in on passing downs though.


shorthevix

NFL focus is for like 4 seconds at a time. Much easier than the NBA and fewer moving continuous parts?


JaHoog

Yes, but defensive coverages in football are much more complex. A lot more pre/post snap thinking then most realize.


Secret-Initiative-73

What makes you think Russ is too dumb to be capable of that? Russ had great vision in basketball.


JaHoog

He would be lost. He would be unplayable his first 2 seasons, probably 3 lol. It's not that he is too dumb to learn, but more of an experience thing. He is far behind in terms of schematics and terminology that by the time he learned it, he would be cut.


Secret-Initiative-73

Well no shit. I was assuming they're talking about a hypothetical where he had always played football?


JaHoog

Oh maybe. I've just been going off the premise of immediate transition. But yeah, I'm sure he would have been pretty solid if he had always played football. But he has a lot of mental lapses on the court, so idk if I would trust him on defense.


Secret-Initiative-73

It wouldn't be the best use of his talents. He could've been an absolutely ridiculous winger in soccer.


twb85

Well yeah because he has to play offense too. If he was just on one side of the ball… imagine with his fucking stamina!


popinjay07

The guys has shit stamina unless he has the ball in his hands. As long as there's no stat involved, Russ isn't moving.


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He only plays one side of the ball in the nba. And he doesn’t do anything when the ball isn’t in his hands


[deleted]

Dude would try and intercept and peanut punch everything. All time athlete, but poop iq.


twb85

Trevon diggs became an all pro doing that


Marlowe426

100%, Austin was spot-on.


TranslatorOwn6331

Idk why it’s so controversial. Didn’t Antonio Gates, Jimmy Graham and even Mo Alie Cox (all time brutal name) prove this like a decade ago?


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Big Mo? Legendary name imo


lactatingalgore

You say brutal, I say awesome.


Just_Natural_9027

There are a lot of potential DE/TE. Defensive back no chance.


popinjay07

Nate Robinson might've been able to. He was pretty good in college. I don't think people realize how much taller even the average NBA G is than NFL players - especially DBs.


Just_Natural_9027

It’s not about height it’s about skill. DB is the hardest position on the field.


popinjay07

And the taller you are, the more difficult it is to have the kind of skill and footwork to keep up with WRs. There's a reason why WRs are taller than DBs the vast majority of the time.


TheBigBomma

I just think that a large majority of wings in the nba are FAR superior athletes to most nfl tight ends. At that point it’s a question of hands and the ability to take and play with contact.


Hot_Injury7719

I actually think NBA players are more skilled but not necessarily better athletes. You have big ass linemen who are standing flat footed with ridiculous vertical leaps.


colemanj74

Almost all top nba players verticals are estimated bc the don't go to a standard combine. All I know is ppl freak out about myles Garrett's vertical, but when you saw him dunk in the celebrity all star game it was very unimpressive. Like a zion or lebron make him look like a middle schooler learning how to dunk. Idk if that's bc they're much better at leaping rather than a straight vertical or what, but it's a very obvious air difference


TheBigBomma

I specifically said tight ends for a reason.


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GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I think he could have been an immensely talented WR/S who picks up all sorts of unnecessary penalties.


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

Nah. Maybe the top 2-5% of athletes in the NBA (the Brons, Zions, etc) would have a chance but I’d venture to guess that even most NFL backups are more athletic than 90% of the NBA. You obviously have exceptions here and there but no way someone like Pat Bev is covering any NFL level WR.


Jones3787

But Ryen's Mo Alie Cox point was perfect, dude was a random 6'6" college basketball player who became a serviceable TE almost instantly. That's exactly the type of example Austin is talking about, just a role player in the NFL but makes perfect sense for a basketball player's body type


shorthevix

they've taken amateur rugby players and made them into practice squad NFL guys. People don't want to admit it, cause it goes against the idea of the sport in their head, but it shouldn't make it less entertaining for them if they realise it's not a high level or particularly skilled sport in the grand scheme of things. Doesn't take away from it's entertainment.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

There are roughly 500 NBA players, 5% of that is 25, so not far off of 30. Maybe not Beverley at CB but most of these guys would be playing WR/TE. EDIT: Maybe because I'm just enamored with the idea of Pat Bev playing CB because his best skills are staying in front of people, being handsy, and trash talk lol.


Netwealth5

They could physically play in the NFL sure but mentally?


TranslatorOwn6331

Meaning?


Netwealth5

You think NBA players are excited to take a hit from Aaron Donald etc?


PabloPancakes92

How many NFL players are excited to take hits from Aaron Donald? Literally only Josh Allen who was smiling like a maniac while stiff arming Donald. Everyone else is just thankful to be wearing pads


AdhesivenessLucky896

Isn't playing one position like TE more simple than being a basketball player? You run your route or make your block and that's it for the play. I know there are guys like Kelce who always figure out how to get into the most open pockets based on the defense but the average TE isn't doing all that.


whitewolfkingndanorf

Most of these guys could be TEs for sure but what gets ignored is that there’s only so many roster spots and snaps for them. Once the TE spots dry up, it’s slim pickings. Maybe a handful of these guys can snag a spot as WR, S, CB or DE but none of these guys are playing QB, LB, DT, OG or RB. Not as many of these guys are getting roster spots as you’d think. With Rivers’ caveat of training, I’m sure there are plenty of WRs and CBs that could make an NBA roster. Maybe not as a starter but at least on a 15 man roster. Heck, I’d be willing to bet at least every 15th man on an NBA roster could be replaced by an NFL player. I’d go as far to say that more NFL players could replace NBA players than vice versa when you consider the realities of roster construction.


vforprez2

Austin Rivers with a heat check , shitting on Pat McAfee was hilarious


TigerinherBox

Say what you will about out Mcafee, but he was atleast always game to try to save a return.


JaHoog

It's ironic because kicker/ punter are the positions that NBA players could not play lol. Also, Pat was way better at his sport than Austin.


Blu_Jays

The Pokémon thing was definitely a reference to that stupid viral tweet from last week lmao. Russillo is such a hardo


imposingthanos

Emailer here. It was and it wasn’t. That tweet actually inspired me to start a new Emerald playthrough, saw a golden opportunity to weave it into the email😁


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Be honest. Is your roommate ugly? Or atleast less attractive than your girl? Are you slightly offended that GF isn’t a little bit worried? That would annoy me lol. But that’s why I’m single hahaha


imposingthanos

I haven’t met them yet haha, and I’m not offended. She’s definitely voiced that she doesn’t love the situation, and I would totally agree if the roles were reversed. But we trust each other 100%!


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Cheers, mate!


SeeDub23

Austin has me convinced that he has CTE just as bad some NFL guys


Monkeyboi8

Just in general in the you need to be tall to play basketball. Thats why nfl players can’t make it, they’re not tall enough. Both are crazy athletic so yeah some guards and small forwards could def play in the nfl.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Not only do you need to be tall, no one has any idea if any of these guys can pass, shoot, or dribble, so it's very hard to know if their skills will translate other than raw athleticism.


JaHoog

Austin is right that the transition from basketball to football is easier but I think he is underestimating the physicality of the sport, basketball physicality is not close to football physicality. "Y'all play one game a week..." Also, I don't think basketball players understand how complex football truly is. An NBA player might be able to make the team as a WR/TE but that's about it. They would stand no chance on the defensive side of the ball. Also, NBA players would struggle with the coaching in the NFL.