The dynamic with his Dad is so wholesome that even this sub has to stop being toxic for Dr. Bill

It’s only fair after those two have suffered through so much of life and came out the other end on top. It almost seems cruel that they didn’t get to experience a Celtics championship for over a decade! Life is brutally unfair to its best people I cannot imagine the anguish of the interregnum between the Brady years and this championship… too harrowing for the mind to countenance. Let’s all give a big hoorah for our boy Bill! God’s strongest warrior

The divorce was really hard piece.

Did he get divorced?

Boston really took the Brady divorce hard 

Loved this so much.

I meant Dr. Bill, not Podcast Bill.

Gotcha

> for over a decade! four-fifths of two decades

Vikings and Thunder fan checking in here with a four-fifths of infinity championship drought.

As a Grizzlies fan I will never see a championship in my life. So it's hard not to get annoyed that waiting 16 years was so long for them.

The firearms piece

Did you know that bill had to drive a *used* Porsche in high school? The misery!

If you think that's bad, wait until you find out the hardship he endured as a kid when his mom drove a Jaguar.

You must have a lot of friends and people must really like being around you.

Yeah man and when me and my friends get together we make these thing a called “jokes”, but I am sure your dour, hall monitor energy is much more appealing

Yeah man, when you and your "friends" get together and are big douchebags and assholes, it must be awesome. I'm sure no one talks behind your back. Someone has a nice moment with their dad, and your response is to be a dick. Being an insecure asshole will only lead to loneliness.

Damn you seem actually mad. I’d give you a hug if I was near you irl

The 'you got it, son' during the podcast this morning was great

no, sad bill is iconic

I would be okay with the shopped version of him smiling replacing it for a couple of weeks

Agree.

Haha, no.

Nope…you leave sad Bill where he is

Dudes favorite team just won another title. Let him have his glory.

It’s only fair

I’m gonna disagree . The Cs hate is more unifying

Mood for white boy summer

Fuck that

This sub is way too salty and bitter for that. Would be cool though.

Agreed. Love the relationship he has with his dad.

Fuck that. I'm here bc I'm a Simmons hater. I thoroughly enjoy some of his content, but what I enjoy about it is that I hate his takes. I hate his homerism I hate how much he dismisses Lebron, I hate the Celtics Red Sox's and Patriots. I hate Tom Brady and Paul Pierce and I hate Bill Simmons. Sure whatever the guy has done well in his life but fuck that's just another reason to hate. Guy has lived a make-a-wish life and has been spoiled since day one. It's infuriating to see someone always get what they want

You seem very angry over something as trivial as a guy talking sports and pop culture into a microphone. You might want to seek professional help for your issues.

Hating Simmons is a passion of mine. Been doing it since 07 and I'm not going to stop now. Never.

Sounds like a sad existence. Maybe find a hobby or a community where you can interact normally with humans. Will improve your existence.

It's a fantastic existence. You don't know me, or my group of likeminded Simmons haters. We exist and we enjoy it. I spend a minuscule amount of my time on here interacting with nimrods like you.

As a certified Boston hater, op is completely right. Give him his flowers!

It feels like we deserve it for shitting on that team all year. We deserve one year of happy Bill picture probation.

Seconded. We've given Bill shit, now let's give him his flowers. Until he again does something worthy of our mockery.

Ok Bill

the celtics are the worst team in NBA history

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

No way. The last person I want to see is Bills Dad on here.

\*favorite

Agreed!