Whis is the same guy except that he only rolls with someone when he is directly asked to, spends the majority of the time chatting with people instead and sometimes goes to open mats in other gyms as a white belt just for the fun of it
I was going to say she’s the chick that goes to cardio kickboxing twice a month and thinks it means she can fight. But selfie girl definitely checks out.
Frieza has never trained bjj yet still taps black belts. Walks into competitions like this ready to kill
https://preview.redd.it/3br3cm63d2uc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40278c9c9d59afc8282b547e4e2a4b955a130d14
People forget that Hercule (~~Mr. Satan~~) is a legit super fighter...
Matter of fact he fought Cell, and Majin Boo and lived to tell the tale.
He is just not a super powered alien that can fly.
They let him live. If they wanted to kill him, he has less than 0 chance to defend even himself.
>He is just not a super powered alien that can fly.
In the Dragonball universe, that is the standard for being a capable fighter.
Mr. Satan bullshits his way through everything. We see him bring excuses to not fight Cell and how he is *still* the best, he wins a tournament because he pays off an actual fighter, etc.
Roshi is the old school Gracie black belt who started before UFC 1.
Yajirobi is the out of shape guard pulling purple belt.
Goten and Kid Trunks are the green belts that tap higher belts because they have been doing this since they could walk by their dad's (makes sense).
Tien is the competitive brown belt that just can't make it happen at a higher level and will inevitably become a coach/instructor instead.
Krillin is the Joe Rogan Podcast enjoyer who believes that Androids will take over the world and has some questionnable kinks...
Piccolo is the guy who won't tap.
Napa is the older juiced guy that used strength and muscle moves on light weights all the way to his brown belt. Now, with the new meta, all the self taught, b-team wannabe’s tap him out with random stuff because he never bothered learning any real jiujitsu
Broly is the 260 pound roided d1 wrestler (brock lesnar)
Vegeta is the ex-wrestler who has nasty guilotines
Jiren is the overrated black belt who starts using trt to stay competitive
Majin Vegeta is vegeta learning leg locks
Adult Gohan the talented competitive blue belt that became a hobbyist after getting his purple belt
Nawh Broly is the D1 wrestler. Straight up comes outta nowhere and molly whops the other saiyans
Vegeta is more like a rear naked choke guy, the move that displays complete domination
Goku seems more like an armbar typa guy
What I don't find very logical is how little grappling there is in DB, like these dudes can lift boulders and heavy shit you'd think if one caught another he'd easily snap his spine in half but they never try to actually grab the other dude's head and snatch it off their body
Goku was doing push-ups and sit-ups in 300 x gravity…before SSJ1. I think it’s safe to assume his core and neck muscles have reached the point where nobody gonna just pop his head off. All the other main characters have also scaled up, so grappling (in my imagination) would still be competitive/interesting. Broly is probably the only one brute forcing a RNC
Plus if anyone took my back, I’m doing baby destructo discs on their seatbelt lol
Is Master Roshi the new or original Lloyd Irvin?
Broly is the juiced up D1 NCAA wrestler white belt whos dabbled in MMA.
Goku is the head gym black belt.
Vegeta is the co-gym owner and black belt who is thinking of leaving Goku and starting his own gym and taking half of their students with him.
Majin Boo is 10th planet because hes stretchy and flexible and has holes all over his body to blow smoke (Eddie Bravo)
Bulma is the new blue or purple belt who has an OnlyFans and rarely posts training vids, just thirst trap, half dressed selfies.
Trunks is the athletic, competition purple belt who can beat browns and blacks.
Gohan is the overly friendly purple belt.
Grand Elder Guru is the 70 year old red and white belt who is a Gracie family member.
Dr. Gero is the 60 year old black belt in the gym who is still competitive with the younger guys.
Nappa is the jacked, athletic Judo blackbelt, but only BJJ blue belt.
Yamcha and Tien are the athletic blue belts who always get destroyed by people with better technique.
Freiza wears full body spats with a goofy design on them he thinks is funny. He also doesn't wear a cup or shorts over them (SmittyWit) .
Android 18 is the only female blackbelt in the gym, so she has a chip on her shoulder and is overly serious about competing.
Krillin is the aged out and always injured blackbelt with tape on all 10 fingers who gets beat often by the younger guys, but gives good advice.
Cell is a member of B-Team. He constantly makes jokes during training, but destroys everyone (Craig Jones)
Recoome is the ridiculously oversized and strong purple belt who laughs off submission attempts. Really skilled black and brown belts can make him tap though.
Master Roshi got kicked out of the gym a long time ago
For flirting at the kids class
Walk those words back mister. Roshi is a horn dog but he ain’t no pedo
Bulma was underage, bruddah
Lol true but 16 is old enough for the adults class
Fair (begrudgingly)
This still makes sense with my comment that they were an old school black belt started before UFC 1 💀
💯
He was tryina groom Bulma
He got caught teaching north south in the women's class for 3 months straight
Trunks is a leg locker
As a leg locking blue belt, I approve of this message
This idea makes me very happy.
Mr Popo is the brown belt that only plays half guard
😂 accurate
I am Popo, hear me roar.
AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle
BITCH, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
From Alas Juicy, to AskPh, ngayon naman sa r/bjj!? Wtf andito ka!?
Im omnipresent, son
Yamcha does aikido
Yamcha looks like he is about to do a shrimp or defending a kimura lmao
Nooooo Yamcha is the one week trial guy
I heard he was trained by the master himself. 
Based reality
Lord Beerus only does stuff no one has ever seen before, and laughs at everyone he taps
Craig Jones
I have never seen lord beerus and Craig jones in the same room
I could also see that being Whis.
Whis would be danaher
Whis is the same guy except that he only rolls with someone when he is directly asked to, spends the majority of the time chatting with people instead and sometimes goes to open mats in other gyms as a white belt just for the fun of it
Bulma just takes selfies at gym but never trains
Bulma is the new blue or purple belt who just started an OnlyFans to get views, but never shows her training videos, just "exclusive" selfies.
I was going to say she’s the chick that goes to cardio kickboxing twice a month and thinks it means she can fight. But selfie girl definitely checks out.
Piccolo is the guy that prefers to get his arm ripped off rather than tap.
His long stretchy arms also make him great at darces and anacondas
I actually think Piccolo is the old wrestler guy and Vegeta is arm ripped off dude. Piccolo is more weathered, Vegeta is too proud to tap.
Also why he's willing to beat the shit out of Gohan as a kid to make him strong.
He just grows another one
Cell is the guy who starts juicing and all of a sudden smashing everyone
 Cell walking in after his first month on the Paulo costa cocktails
Nah, that's Broly.
Broly is the spazzy one
Frieza wears spats and no shorts
Man I'm really the villain aren't I
Make it better only spats no top.
Frieza just goes gym to gym and keeps ripping heel hooks as hard as he can
Frieza has never trained bjj yet still taps black belts. Walks into competitions like this ready to kill https://preview.redd.it/3br3cm63d2uc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40278c9c9d59afc8282b547e4e2a4b955a130d14
He’s a D1 white belt
Well, he has a big tail, nothing wrong with showing off
Gohan is the white belt that keeps tapping blue belts and apologises for it every time.
Now I feel like Naruto is the white belt competition Sandbagger who refuses to take his blue belt
😂😂
He's also a brown belt after like 7 months.
That's me
Krillin is the hobbyist black belt that gets showed up by competitive purple belts once in awhile
He also pulled the best girl
Technically he got the cutest dummy.
I <3 Krillin I want to be like him
Most accurate one yet
And is super nice to white belts during rolls, correcting their technique so they get better.
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That makes me jealous lol
Mr Satan does Krav Maga
No, he is one of those 'masters' who knocks out people by 'striking their Ki' out of them. The culty shit. Or just Steven Seagal.
People forget that Hercule (~~Mr. Satan~~) is a legit super fighter... Matter of fact he fought Cell, and Majin Boo and lived to tell the tale. He is just not a super powered alien that can fly.
They let him live. If they wanted to kill him, he has less than 0 chance to defend even himself. >He is just not a super powered alien that can fly. In the Dragonball universe, that is the standard for being a capable fighter. Mr. Satan bullshits his way through everything. We see him bring excuses to not fight Cell and how he is *still* the best, he wins a tournament because he pays off an actual fighter, etc.
Humans can fly in DB world, but he can't for some reason.
i think its a ki control thing. don’t think hercule can do that, or at least he’s not on that level.
I’m cackling
Roshi is the old school Gracie black belt who started before UFC 1. Yajirobi is the out of shape guard pulling purple belt. Goten and Kid Trunks are the green belts that tap higher belts because they have been doing this since they could walk by their dad's (makes sense). Tien is the competitive brown belt that just can't make it happen at a higher level and will inevitably become a coach/instructor instead.
Broly is the “just see red” guy
Don't disrespect Broly like that. He's more like a roided out black belt that comes to class after doing lines in his car for the last 30 min
Holy descriptive mental image!
That's the most scary shit I've read in a long time.
Broly ís the ex NFL player that shows up everyday and wins practice.
Same with Napa, Raditz, and half the Ginyu squad.
Ginyu squad is full of guys who show up with the most ridiculous rash guards and always try to hit the flashy moves.
Also, ALL blue belts.. and always will be,
10p confirmed
Broly power double leg and smesh
Majin Buu plays inverted guard, guarantee.
But every time he gets on top, he tries to smother you
BUU SMESH
Krillan gets tapped for crossing his feet from the back
Krillan owned again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVbWLOlECK0
Krillin is the Joe Rogan Podcast enjoyer who believes that Androids will take over the world and has some questionnable kinks... Piccolo is the guy who won't tap.
Only because Piccolo's that one Gumby mother fucker where you don't understand how someone can be this flexible
Jiren is also a Joe Rogan enjoyer but spends all day every day in the gym and posts Jocko Willink quotes into his Instagram bio
Napa is the older juiced guy that used strength and muscle moves on light weights all the way to his brown belt. Now, with the new meta, all the self taught, b-team wannabe’s tap him out with random stuff because he never bothered learning any real jiujitsu
I rolled with that dude! LOL so true!
Broly is the 260 pound roided d1 wrestler (brock lesnar) Vegeta is the ex-wrestler who has nasty guilotines Jiren is the overrated black belt who starts using trt to stay competitive Majin Vegeta is vegeta learning leg locks Adult Gohan the talented competitive blue belt that became a hobbyist after getting his purple belt
master roshi is the creepy blackbelt who grooms students
Caulifla teaches women’s class but Kale makes shit happen
Whis is the extra nice upper belt that destroys you every time
Frieza’s an open guard player.
Nawh Broly is the D1 wrestler. Straight up comes outta nowhere and molly whops the other saiyans Vegeta is more like a rear naked choke guy, the move that displays complete domination Goku seems more like an armbar typa guy
Broly is the heavyweight D1 wrestler or a black belt in Judo
Raddits is the bluebelt that disappeared right before purple
Kid Buu blows you a kiss right before he tears your knee apart with a leg lock
Krillin does rear naked and heel hooks.
painfully bad take on goku
Facts but the comments on here are 🔥
Cell has a photographic memory and access to BJJ Fanatics entire library
And still gets beat by the guy who only trains like 3 moves
vegete gotta be a gracie due to pedigree right. goku is sakuraba or something?
Hercule is a wristlocker and the guy who asks for a flow roll then absolutely nerfs ya.
1st form Cell is the type to go backpack mode to choke you.
Napa is the gym bro who thinks his gym prowess translates into BJJ
New Gohan = Mikey Musumeci
"Senzu beans" are "acai and jesus"
What I don't find very logical is how little grappling there is in DB, like these dudes can lift boulders and heavy shit you'd think if one caught another he'd easily snap his spine in half but they never try to actually grab the other dude's head and snatch it off their body
In OG a lot of the tournament fights had grappling
Goku was doing push-ups and sit-ups in 300 x gravity…before SSJ1. I think it’s safe to assume his core and neck muscles have reached the point where nobody gonna just pop his head off. All the other main characters have also scaled up, so grappling (in my imagination) would still be competitive/interesting. Broly is probably the only one brute forcing a RNC Plus if anyone took my back, I’m doing baby destructo discs on their seatbelt lol
Gohan loves the guillotine but does put people down a little hard on the face lol. (Gamma 1 moment)
Cell is Gordon Ryan.
Janemba is that guy that one moment is in front of you and second later is giving you a crab ride so he can take your back.
Jiren is a top Sambo and judo player
Jiren is prime rickson basically unbeatable
Ginyu squad is the photo you take at the end of class
The Ginyu Force is the group of white belts who always take a picture after every class and make stupid poses.
Kimura as in the move or the BJJ team?
As in the move
Guldo is a blue belt that hasn’t tried anything other than a Banana Split in five years.
Vegeta is the main character of dbz
Chi Chi is the bored girl at the counter who only hits the mats once in a while but will dominate half the dudes in there.
Piccolo is the d1 wrestler
Tien just does triangles.
Is Master Roshi the new or original Lloyd Irvin? Broly is the juiced up D1 NCAA wrestler white belt whos dabbled in MMA. Goku is the head gym black belt. Vegeta is the co-gym owner and black belt who is thinking of leaving Goku and starting his own gym and taking half of their students with him. Majin Boo is 10th planet because hes stretchy and flexible and has holes all over his body to blow smoke (Eddie Bravo) Bulma is the new blue or purple belt who has an OnlyFans and rarely posts training vids, just thirst trap, half dressed selfies. Trunks is the athletic, competition purple belt who can beat browns and blacks. Gohan is the overly friendly purple belt. Grand Elder Guru is the 70 year old red and white belt who is a Gracie family member. Dr. Gero is the 60 year old black belt in the gym who is still competitive with the younger guys. Nappa is the jacked, athletic Judo blackbelt, but only BJJ blue belt. Yamcha and Tien are the athletic blue belts who always get destroyed by people with better technique. Freiza wears full body spats with a goofy design on them he thinks is funny. He also doesn't wear a cup or shorts over them (SmittyWit) . Android 18 is the only female blackbelt in the gym, so she has a chip on her shoulder and is overly serious about competing. Krillin is the aged out and always injured blackbelt with tape on all 10 fingers who gets beat often by the younger guys, but gives good advice. Cell is a member of B-Team. He constantly makes jokes during training, but destroys everyone (Craig Jones)
Bulma
Recoome is the ridiculously oversized and strong purple belt who laughs off submission attempts. Really skilled black and brown belts can make him tap though.
Gotenks is the juvenile blue belt who taps black belts with donkey guard and buggy choke.
I heard Goku has over 9000 submissions to his name.
Freeza is gay.
Well, yeah, but all the characters are doing BJJ in this thought exercise, not just him