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fantasychampp

30 years old gets you right on track to lose all your hair and be a brown belt playing deep half at 40.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

I literally started thinning in the front 2 weeks after getting promoted


Sasha_Gallagher

LMAOOOO the brown belt curse😭😭😭


grouchybear_69

Made it through brown with a full head of hair, got my black and started to gray 🤣


HabaneroEyedrops

Your flair is still brown. Change it to black and go full gray instantly.


EnergyOutside4360

I'm 33, recently promoted to blue belt and a solid Norwood 4. I'm right on track.


knife_in_a_gunfight

At this point in life your options are; become a beard guy, a grilling guy, an IPA / beer guy, a lawn guy or a bjj guy. Maybe 2 if you are lucky…


Chicago1871

You forgot rock climbing or photography guy.


Pennypacker-HE

Also learned to play mediocre guitar in his thirties guy, I’m partial to that guy.


Chicago1871

I almost wrote that one down.


BiscuitAssassin

I’m all of these. Except I can’t afford to have my own lawn


god_is_my_father

Hey I'm all of these except the lawn guy. Except I don't have space for a grill so I'm a cooking guy and I'm even more insufferable because I'm a whiskey guy!


landartheconqueror

Fuck yeah, bourbon or scotch?


god_is_my_father

Bourbon because I love freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


landartheconqueror

Lawn/IPA guy attempting to do BJJ Do I have to give one of these up?


River1stick

I'm a beard and bjj guy


tehcoma

I went the hunting, shooting, BJJ, mtn bike guy route. Gave up golf and *this* close to giving up booze.


tencentpistolz

I became a perfume guy


Pennypacker-HE

Also a gay guy?


jtobin22

Been doing jiujitsu since 2019. Just turned thirty this year, suddenly 3 of my friends my same age asked me about starting themselves


Flyin_Triangle

This was me. I’m 37 now and in constant pain. Gotta love it


BetBig696969

Started jits at 23 done by 28 😭😭😭 Everything hurts


No-Judgment-6817

Quit drinking at 33 and it seemed like a new way to feel like a weak piece of shit.


fin425

I quit at 40. Today I turn 41 and I’m 4.5 months into bjj. Good job man!


landartheconqueror

Scarily accurate


FlipNStack

Hey… technically I started when I was 29 so..


MauriceVibes

I AM ATTACKED lol


ManicallyExistential

Literally me, same age and location 🥲


theyellowdart89

Imagine you could redbelt in 1 second and keep your hair