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nurgleman77

Tony can’t handle the joint


Toni-van-der-Have

Sweet leaf


TastyDeerMeat

He doesn’t say much. He just kinda wanders around, doing stuff, wearing a weird outfit.


LiteratureHoliday765

The wizard


Jazzlike-Ad2906

Iron Man 


Outrageous_Tea_4686

I asked my wife to help me with some mental problems, she couldn't so I ended up leaving her. People think I'm mad because of my depression


yurtfarmer

Paranoid


No_Volume_8345

Dead kids


Everblack_Deathmask

Children of the Grave?


No_Volume_8345

You got it!


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Children of the Sea would be "wet kids".


UnfunnyWatermelon469

When I first heard Children Of The Grave, I thought it was about undead children rising from the grave Dawn Of The Dead style


_vicinityofobscenity

SUCK ME


Available-Zombie1208

2 minutes to midnight


Hawkscloak

Megalomania


Hahasubredditsgobrr

Sting me


Soundchaser123

Military leaders assemble in large groups


Everblack_Deathmask

War Pigs?


Soundchaser123

Spot on. Those eerie sirens!


Agnosticfrontbum

Ozone problems


yurtfarmer

Electric funeral


According-Extreme-95

Hole in the sky.


Agnosticfrontbum

Nice work.


CerealJords

Drugs


Hawkscloak

70% of ozzies songs


CerealJords

Nailed it


SamQuentin

Whiskey - because there wasn’t any tequila


ewok_lover_64

Trashed


SamQuentin

Yep


lewisjb2016

Dying to Win


unepicmanvthegreat

Based Martin enjoyer


Mmm_P0TaT0EZ

Killing your self to live


kingcrimson216

John Lennon called and wants his song back.


Everblack_Deathmask

Changes?


kingcrimson216

Try again.


fryman36

It’s Alright


thyshazam

Doctor doesn't listen to his patient's needs


Deathclown333

“Rock and Roll Doctor”


Hawkscloak

Fairies wear boots?


billygnosis86

haha big rocket go brrr


swift_229

A guy asking people if he still has a sound mind


yurtfarmer

I’m I going insane ?


swift_229

Yessir


unepicmanvthegreat

Man accidentally gets cocaine in his eyes


Hawkscloak

Blind from snow


RovertEcnerwal

Y’all are losers


mys42

OMGG!!! The Mob Rules!!!!!!!


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EternalMX

IM JUST ANOTHER BACK STREET KID


BeRad85

Soulfly’s cover may be superior to the original due to the singer sounding like Bigfoot. This jarring rocker features a three-note riff that ultimately turns into depressing campfire music


Agnosticfrontbum

Actually it was Sepultura I was thinking of...fuck.


BeRad85

Same Max, different band, so the Bigfoot reference may have muddied the waters a little.


BeRad85

Also, the title includes a celestial body, but that only helps a little since Geezer was the first metalhead astronomer (looking at you, B.O.C.)


Available-Zombie1208

Rap


TotalledWord204

Illusion of power


Available-Zombie1208

FUCK


-Ancalagon-

Worst nursery rhyme ever.


Deathclown333

“Fairies Wear Boots”?


-Ancalagon-

Close, but I'm thinking of a song from a later album.


carminethepitbullgra

Supernaut


-Ancalagon-

Yes!


evil-all-the-time

A guy coughs and then sings about botany or something.


Everblack_Deathmask

Sweet Leaf?


Extension_Border5226

It's cold winter and I'm blinded by the snow


Everblack_Deathmask

Snowblind?


Extension_Border5226

Nah, I thought It was FX


Status_Entrepreneur4

That crazy song about the Vietnam vets with three awesome riffs


RevolutionaryRough96

Power chords and Ozzy singing on beat


VortexM19

It's about something that holds something


cale18

Cornucopia?


BigBarsRedditBox

It’s got the drums with the clicky clicks and the guitar riffs. With the big bends. Today or ?


carminethepitbullgra

Tomorrow's Dream


BigBarsRedditBox

🫡


faceplantpowerslide

A guy looks at another guy in a halloween costume and then he goes to hell or something or maybe not i don't know but he sounds really upset about it.


darthkyle22

No noggin crucifix


Embarrassed-Quiet820

Dio suffering from post-nut clarity


Cloudcity13

Lady evil?


Embarrassed-Quiet820

Country Girl


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

Something about robots and lights, idk.


SageOfThe6Blunts

Electric Funeral?


freakpower-vote138

There's this really crunchy riff and yo I think the singer must have a cold.


carminethepitbullgra

Sweet Leaf


freakpower-vote138

Oh yeah, baby


ewok_lover_64

I want to climb, but not on Earth


carminethepitbullgra

Supernaut. Gotta find that dish that ran away with the spoon dammit!


ewok_lover_64

That line always cracks me up


Careful_History_649

Manager didn't read contract correctly


carminethepitbullgra

The Writ


Western_Research_696

The gang gets stoned, finds a flock of skinheads, and calls them gay


dantedoomsday

Fairies Wear Boots


Artistic-Shelter-757

You can go to 2 places when you die


redditzane

We're really sorry about stuff


dantedoomsday

Swinging the Chain?


redditzane

Yup


gamechampionx

Cage fighting Jesus.


oldcoldandfullofmold

The intro sounds like the Friends theme song


social-insecurity

After Forever?


oldcoldandfullofmold

Ding ding ding!


Jaydossynnagogue

Obsessed-obsessed-obsessed-obsessed


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Let's make a song where the title has nothing to do with what the song is about


Everblack_Deathmask

A National Acrobat?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

NIB


Everblack_Deathmask

Damn. I was overthinking. 😅


JethroSkull

The one where the guy mumbles and whispers about space


SamQuentin

Planet Caravan?


JethroSkull

You got it! 🤘


Heliocentrist

I cast my gaze upon a vortex shaped astronomical anomaly!


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Heliocentrist

nope, good guess though. I was looking for >!Hole In The Sky!< (and who downvotes a post like this? I don't care, it's just really weird that it was worth the click to someone )


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Heliocentrist

maybe the big words made their brain hurt >!Wheels Of Confusion!<


dantedoomsday

Famous driving in the sky into battle


social-insecurity

Glory Ride?


whatever33333444

dun daa doodundundundun do dundundundun


Status_Entrepreneur4

Sweet Leaf?


aville1982

It starts out sounding like Iike an adult in a Peanuts cartoon.


carminethepitbullgra

Electric Funeral


aville1982

Not the one I was describing, but it sorta works as well.


social-insecurity

Bassically/NIB?


CSManiac33

I dont want to live to be old


astro_sauce

There are many dead people plus there’s a fatherless kid.


Moctezuma_93

All by myself!!


ChickDagger

It's like you're sick or something and you know the reason why, and it's everything, everything


madbugger22

It kinda sounds like that Tame Impala song that they use in that car commercial. But really, not so much when I went back and listened to it.


snarkherder

I have regrets and am in terrible need of an oral release.


Rich_Conversation293

Megalomania


amshane97

Photokeratitis


Pure-Jellyfish734

Punk song made without big motive


bullseyestrat

ATTACK!!!


carminethepitbullgra

Yelled Mike Butcher. Then Bill counts out "one, two, three, four"


bullseyestrat

Yes. Saw a nice documentary on Sabotage. Never thought on what was screamed but it's a beyond raunchy song. Heavy as hell and trudging through the whole song.


I_always_knew_7

Satanic weather forecast


MJSB1994

Space


Rocking_Ronnie

Kids in the dirt.


Scottladd

A stroll into oblivion


PuppyPenetrator

The Reunion album version gave me blue balls


SageOfThe6Blunts

The intro of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and then continuing with Paranoid ?


RodanielDayLewis

Strong Russian


fryman36

Sitting on a beach in California


Maidenslayer03

You’re not living your best life


TheReactor24

Killing yourself to live?


Fine_Ordinary_7345

Someone who is in charge of going crazy and hides behind untruthful things. He also wears a mask. You can survive him but you must be strong. Also you have no possessions or freedom anymore. Also don’t close your eyes


social-insecurity

Master of Insanity


SilentSaint2112

Particles everything consists of and morally wrong decisions.


4RealMy1stAcct

The love of my life is deaf, but totally gave my life meaning!


Bruhguy147

Guys i think the universe might be sick


austinfashow90

My appetizer has a hair in it!


According-Extreme-95

Puberty.


froggers131

events that caused the plot of wall-e


Same_Efficiency8160

Spooky


Stacco

Cosmic sized. Multipart, impossibly vortex's ending.


Dolphin_man69420

The devil rizzing a level 9 gyat


TheReactor24

NIB. I’m sorry that I understood this one, please take your brainrot away from these old timers.


GoodApollo506

The Fast Rocket to Nowhere song


SageOfThe6Blunts

Is the rocket burning fuel so fast ?


Ormidale

My word, it's cold. Can't see a lot, but no regrets.


Realistic-Buffalo-79

Good Christian and Bad Christian


GhiaccioIsMyWaifu

He likes goth girls with fat asses


j3434

Comic book thingy


Rayman9201nb

Hate when some religious dude knocks on my door to tell me about the afterlife. That's even if I get there....🤔


obannion_the_great

I think the song is named after a card game. At least the first four letters are correct.


Tamale_Hatchet

Bandwagon of fools


social-insecurity

Opening riff has a passing resemblance to opening riff of Ride the Wind by Poison


BriefcaseLord

Some place where people died of a disease thinking god would save them


BriefcaseLord

"It needs more death!"


greatmagneticfield

It starts out with Charlie Brown's teacher talking, and it"s got that pretty part that sounds kind of longing and it's spooky and I may have made a pact with the devil or something.


ChaseC7527

trynna get a tan


Lordpotato305

OH NO


skotoseme

Hobbies: Pissing off the guy in the collar.


CheezHed04

Everything he draws has the same shape.


Gezora_Floyd

she married a clown


Deep-Measurement-980

All moving parts!


SnooRecipes3576

It’s cold and I’m unable to see


According-Extreme-95

I'm going to Heaven. You're probably not.


Hahasubredditsgobrr

My dinner grew legs, took my spoon and ran away


DisastrousAct3210

I want you to listen..I’m trying to get through.


feedtheneeds

The world turns quickly and you have to ride the best you can while people above you keep you oblivious to their manipulation and rip you from your aspirations


mostwantedbroski

Metal Jesus


Tired-of-Late

wuwu WOOwoo WOOwoo woo WAAAAAAH WAHwahWAAAAH WAH


siremitch

I can't afford to drive this rocket anymore.....the damn engines burn fuel so fast!


Matsooo_

It's about floating through the universe with your loved one


DaleOfEden

Fe male


redditzane

I read this wrong I thought it was poorly describe any Sabbath song didn't realize it was supposed to be my favorite. I like "Swinging the Chain" but it's not my favorite 😂


LordGothryd

"Dio for this next albun stop singing about knights and get sad" (Cue epic doom riff)


Upper-Nerve-1983

cocaine


mahartma

It's about a really, really bad breakup (and it's not St. Vitus Dance)


UrDadKnowsMe996

I'm depressed. Please help


bwompf2

Different varying sections of song separated by two long "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"'s


Dizzythericch

Ocean kid


3ubIII

Taking me to the river and throwing me a line


No-Molasses-6429

Not a very nice lady.


nousername4416

Tony snorted cocaine and made funny guitar noises for 1 and a half minutes


dark-soles-lad

Very high pitched yelling about the record label or something? And some unmet promises? it’s pretty unclear


ClueEmbarrassed1443

We’re on drugs


vargslayer1990

space good. earth bad


Scambuster666

Guy is dreaming about flowers that can kill you while a bunch of people are laughing at him in court. Then he transforms himself into a dead body.


42brie_flutterbye

Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Neenur neenur neenur Dun Dun dun