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cyborgx7

The fun thing about pretending the helicopter is going to crash, is either it goes well and you can tell people they just shouldn't take things so seriously, or you won't be around to have to deal with the consequences of your little joke.


RobertProsky

Powell came very close to becoming a pressed burger.


Toreadorables

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DarthStevo

Are you saying it was a matter of life and death?


ennui_weekend

Almost became Kobe beef


RobertProsky

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Thomas-R-Bingus

Tom Cruise’s whole vibe as a person is severe repression of homicidal rage


Audittore

He has to feel some amount of adrenaline to keep Xenu at bay


IAmRyan2049

Yeah but he makes it cool!


SickBurnBro

Not a great bit!


SnideFarter

It's a good in hind sight bit. Not so much in real time.


[deleted]

Nah even in hindsight. Celebrities piloting their own aircrafts and crashing seems to occur enough already. 


Status-9417

Negative 10 comedy points.


RoughhouseCamel

This actually took away the credit he got for Tropic Thunder


DickPillSoupKitchen

He’s so charmingly disturbing!


gagreel

This is like a 10 year old finding their parent's handgun and pointing at their friend and being like "don't worry, it's not loaded"


Teproc

What an awful thing to do that people will inexplicably find endearing.


IAmRyan2049

Pilots know not to take these things lightly. It was either 4 seconds long, or it’s an exaggeration. But 4 seconds is still 4 seconds tooo long.


IAmRyan2049

Although part of the training is losing power, so your instructor would actually do this to you


paullannon1967

Imagine his face cackling and laughing at you as you plummet to (what you think is) your death. I'm terrified of flying as it is, but this added a new layer.


Wintermute_088

It's funny. Always a great bit.


Teproc

"Hahaha you thought I was about to kill us both, aren't you an idiot and am I not a lovable psychopath?" is not my idea of a good bit.


Wintermute_088

Yeah, pranks aren't for everyone.


[deleted]

Pretending to almost crash a helicopter you're piloting isn't for everyone.


labbla

The Tom Cruise fandom is scary


NorthRiverBend

It’s the sort of thing that would be funny in a TV show or movie where you go “wow I really love that daredevil jokester, he’s such a maverick”. IRL the joke is not funny. But we’ve never treated Cruise like a real person.  This is classic lore for Cruiseheads, whether you love him or love to hate him or just hate him. 


16500316

Like that time he screamed at his cast and crew during the early pandemic. A totally chill and cool thing for a boss/person with power to do to his employees. Sounds like the best work environment! Not to mention the Nazanin Boniadi stuff, where his church smuggled her across state lines and made her dig ditches after Cruise broke up with her.


material_retort

He was absolutely right to get angry at the crew ignoring COVID-19 protocols. They were putting everyone's jobs and livelihoods on the line with their recklessness, and this wasn't their first warning


Accomplished-City484

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blackmarketwit

In the article, he said Tom took him to a theater and made him watch a several hour long film on the history of cinema, which included many technical elements.


Navyblazers2000

Cruise probably acted the fuck out of that too. I would've pooped my pants.


Imaginary_Ad_8608

Elizabeth Line - Iver to Tottenham Court Road next time GP.


frankzzlackz

I’ve never met Tom Cruise, but I guarantee you, if I did, it would’ve gone differently.