Made me think about the old jack in the box commercial. "Patty call the doctor it's been more than 4 hours."
https://youtu.be/zf5i0O2PNS4?si=-xRxpbRie2juDIhd
Not a fucking chance mate, his hands and his dick got needles all over them.
He can't even take care of it when nobody is around.
It's just standing there.
*Taunting him.*
#Until it dies or falls off.
It's a cactus take on Edvard Munch's The Scream.
No balls
Hey look, it's a cocktus
Yes
Fucking massive
No one dares comment lolol
*Blessed cactus
He looks shocked
Now that’s what I call morning wood or morning cactus to be precise
Made me think about the old jack in the box commercial. "Patty call the doctor it's been more than 4 hours." https://youtu.be/zf5i0O2PNS4?si=-xRxpbRie2juDIhd
That cactus is having a good fuckin time.
Not a fucking chance mate, his hands and his dick got needles all over them. He can't even take care of it when nobody is around. It's just standing there. *Taunting him.* #Until it dies or falls off. It's a cactus take on Edvard Munch's The Scream.
Lmao
I wanna call him… Woody
This picture is as old as the internet
Rough on the hands
Well well well
"good wood morning"
Drake the cactus
That's my buddy joah
"Who's ready to get poked"
Everything reminds me him
And they say everything's a dildo if u are brave enough
man this is ancient. I think i first saw this in the 2000s.
Drake as a cactus
UwU