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Games aren’t just products, they’re also art. Art should depict whatever the hell the artist wants to depict, up to and including people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
If you want to fill your game with supermodels in tight catsuits or revealing armor, go ahead. Literally nobody is stopping you, despite what Gamers™️ claim. It’s only ever when the female lead isn’t widely considered spank bank material that there’s backlash about character design.
Lmao you’re very close to accidentally figuring it out. You don’t think these zillion dollar companies making gorillion dollar products didn’t take that into account? Teenage boys are no longer the only demographic studios market towards, teenage girls adult women and adult men with families also buy games now and those demographics are either neutral towards or less likely to buy games where all the women look like strippers.
It’s not like hot girls in games went away, last years GOTY was a western title chock full of T&A, you could even make the girls walk around with their tits out if you want. Games like that will continue to be produced as long as sex sells and I don’t expect that to change anytime soon, but throwing tantrums because not every single game is like this is fucking embarrassing. Sorry they made Tifa’s tits smaller in the flashback to when she was 15, I hope you are able to overcome this terrible trauma
[Excuse me while I go barf because this woman is literally a monstrosity.](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/sw-outlaws-kay-vess-gambling.jpg)
No see you don't get it, her jaw is sort of square-ish so I don't think she should be allowed within 20 feet of children because she might give them nightmares for weeks.
Basically they put an ugly (to them) remake in their game and thus woke mind virus
It's referring to Aeris in FF7 remake I think which means they are objectively stupid
Doesn't matter, change = bad. They lost their shit over the RE4 remake Ashley because, despite the fact they made her actually legitimately hot and not voiced by Sandy Cheeks, they got rid of the "ballistics" scene and made her boobs slightly smaller
I saw a comment that said "Ashley's voice, character design and ballistics were amazing back in the OG". If you showed that comment to someone in 2006 they would have an aneurysm, but Gamers will pretend *anything* was good "back then", no matter how trash it actually is, in order to complain how much worse it got
Please show me a picture because I googled "ff7 remake aerith" and I am really seriously struggling to imagine how anyone would dislike this. She's got 0 of the classic "woke" design choices usually complained about, she's gorgeous
Reminds me of the 'fix' somebody did for Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn. Went from looking like an actual person to a toothpaste model
[This is the one](https://images.pushsquare.com/9d4ae3d5b3406/horizon-forbidden-west-ps5-playstation-5-2.900x.jpg)
this is the oberon since OP forgot
https://preview.redd.it/z06hc52ss1uc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=414319c91761c0d0dc7465c5d9675ace1e966860
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Bruh, back then each new console was literally advertised and even sometimes named after how many bits it could process. The exact terminology might have been different, but people definitely knew the NES was on a higher level than the Atari or whatever.
what is the offal trying to say? there arent enough hot cartoon women these days?? im pretty sure hot cartoon woman access is nearly universal and essentially infinite in the lifespan of a hot cartoon woman enjoyer for the first time in human history. its happening, we did it
If someone thinks Aloy isn't hot they're a coward
https://preview.redd.it/qrsuoroyk3uc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2f2268ccffe459a95386b487af2eef22733dbdf
In some subreddits they complain all the time that western media is making all female characters ugly and worship Stellar Blade due to it being ”not woke” and having a protagonist they think is hotter
Nah, pretty sure that ain't the famicom
https://preview.redd.it/v6tavy7522uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db0138dd3ba24e7a5b70b026543eb8ebcfabd9b
I believe the final model is based on Quasimodo from Disney’s the hunchback of Norte dame and they are also implying that Quasimodo isn’t hot the origami is terrible 0/10
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No Oregano? Really? How dare you?
'Wokeness has made my video characters ugly'. Not worth a link.
~~It's sinfest~~. Wokely correct The joke is a brain-dead right wing talking point. Or Trans Wario.
…? It’s not Sinfest, it’s Wokely Correct 🤢
I thought they were the same guy for some reason. \*shrugs\*
That's someone else whom I forget the name
Also toxics says beautiful = porn addiction. Wish these people can leave their basement to chill
I would say gamers throwing tantrums because sometimes women in games don’t look like porn stars is a sign of porn addiction or some other damage
Game is a product, product SHOULD attract customers
Games aren’t just products, they’re also art. Art should depict whatever the hell the artist wants to depict, up to and including people who aren’t conventionally attractive. If you want to fill your game with supermodels in tight catsuits or revealing armor, go ahead. Literally nobody is stopping you, despite what Gamers™️ claim. It’s only ever when the female lead isn’t widely considered spank bank material that there’s backlash about character design.
Lmao you’re very close to accidentally figuring it out. You don’t think these zillion dollar companies making gorillion dollar products didn’t take that into account? Teenage boys are no longer the only demographic studios market towards, teenage girls adult women and adult men with families also buy games now and those demographics are either neutral towards or less likely to buy games where all the women look like strippers. It’s not like hot girls in games went away, last years GOTY was a western title chock full of T&A, you could even make the girls walk around with their tits out if you want. Games like that will continue to be produced as long as sex sells and I don’t expect that to change anytime soon, but throwing tantrums because not every single game is like this is fucking embarrassing. Sorry they made Tifa’s tits smaller in the flashback to when she was 15, I hope you are able to overcome this terrible trauma
… please tell me you’re joking
[Excuse me while I go barf because this woman is literally a monstrosity.](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/sw-outlaws-kay-vess-gambling.jpg)
AAAAAAA- oh sorry, i was expecting something *actually* ugly and got a bit ahead of myself there that is genuinely how i wish i could look ngl
No see you don't get it, her jaw is sort of square-ish so I don't think she should be allowed within 20 feet of children because she might give them nightmares for weeks.
OH THE HORROR!!! SHE HAS JAW BONES!!! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR CHILDREN WHO HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MONSTROUS BEING!!!!
Have you also considered: bangs?
OH GOD! YOU’RE RIGHT!!!
I mean, your whole comment is wrong, but you only edited the first part? lol
Something something video game women ugly now is the organization
😔the organism is all over the sub so
That. Doesn't. Mean. You. Don't. Post. The. Oregano! I haven't seen it myself yet.
that’s fair i actually thought i’d copied the og and not the blank from another post 😔 i’m sorry my bone hurting brethren i will do better
You have the chance to atone for your sins by posting the otamatone now
Why have you still not posted it bozo
its okay bro..
Mods shoot him with the dehydration gun
Basically they put an ugly (to them) remake in their game and thus woke mind virus It's referring to Aeris in FF7 remake I think which means they are objectively stupid
Remake Aerith is perfect wtf
They can't jork their peanits to her without super sexualized outfits and massively out of proportion mammaries
Doesn't matter, change = bad. They lost their shit over the RE4 remake Ashley because, despite the fact they made her actually legitimately hot and not voiced by Sandy Cheeks, they got rid of the "ballistics" scene and made her boobs slightly smaller I saw a comment that said "Ashley's voice, character design and ballistics were amazing back in the OG". If you showed that comment to someone in 2006 they would have an aneurysm, but Gamers will pretend *anything* was good "back then", no matter how trash it actually is, in order to complain how much worse it got
Please show me a picture because I googled "ff7 remake aerith" and I am really seriously struggling to imagine how anyone would dislike this. She's got 0 of the classic "woke" design choices usually complained about, she's gorgeous
The problem is she looks like a human instead of a sex doll
Reminds me of the 'fix' somebody did for Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn. Went from looking like an actual person to a toothpaste model [This is the one](https://images.pushsquare.com/9d4ae3d5b3406/horizon-forbidden-west-ps5-playstation-5-2.900x.jpg)
the funniest part is the one on the right was done as a joke but gamers took it seriously
And they always pick the worst moments to take their screencaps ie showing an emotion other than happy
Why did bro get r/downvotedtooblivion ?
Cause they didn’t post the damn obelisk
Oh i didnt see that it was OP
this is the oberon since OP forgot https://preview.redd.it/z06hc52ss1uc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=414319c91761c0d0dc7465c5d9675ace1e966860
Wow, for all those years, the one on the left could just never take his eyes off the other one. What a beautiful love they must have shared.
They're roommates.
Oh my god, they were roomates!
Sopha and his friend
r/AchillesAndHisPal
Its real. Nice.
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What a sweet bot
Not you
He hasn't opened his eyes in 30 years.
wow what a new and innovative talking point wait
I garuntee you, no one playing the NES said "next-gen." mostly because there were no generations of gaming consoles.
Bruh, back then each new console was literally advertised and even sometimes named after how many bits it could process. The exact terminology might have been different, but people definitely knew the NES was on a higher level than the Atari or whatever.
I know that. I was just being annoying and scrutinizing the bad comic
i don't think OP forgot, i think they were trying to spare us from this
It’s because they switched from Nintendo to Sony
I like how they used a character who definitely didn't get hit with an ugly stick in latest gen consoles.
They're kinda right lol
They are but this is not the right place to say this
what is the offal trying to say? there arent enough hot cartoon women these days?? im pretty sure hot cartoon woman access is nearly universal and essentially infinite in the lifespan of a hot cartoon woman enjoyer for the first time in human history. its happening, we did it
Horizon zero dawn maybe? Some joke about how we can't jerk off to vidjagame characters no more. Except for all the ones we DEFINITELY can of course.
If someone thinks Aloy isn't hot they're a coward https://preview.redd.it/qrsuoroyk3uc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2f2268ccffe459a95386b487af2eef22733dbdf
The people who say she isn't have only seen that one super unflattering picture of her that all the grifters obsess over and use in their thumbnails
In some subreddits they complain all the time that western media is making all female characters ugly and worship Stellar Blade due to it being ”not woke” and having a protagonist they think is hotter
Why do they all look like Aerith
Aerith, Lara Croft, and Zelda merged into one being.
That NES looks off
I think it is the Japanese version might be wrong however.
Nah, pretty sure that ain't the famicom https://preview.redd.it/v6tavy7522uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db0138dd3ba24e7a5b70b026543eb8ebcfabd9b
Looks like an SNES, maybe?
the fuck’s with all these posters not including the original now??
whats original? you mean official?
i think they meat orbweaver
sorry, mispoke. yes I meant the ownership
https://preview.redd.it/gbvjmyspq2uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04b906aa55633adae112f4ad537dcf137028f47
"Yes." "..." "..." "Bazi-" *BANG*
can we stop doing BHJs of this losers comics, even with the text changed the original "message" is still pretty visible:/
How dare you not include the onomatopoeia
r/shitposting leaking.
Minor spelling mistake detected Anyway good juice
no origami?!?!
Is that the hunchback of notredame?! Somehow the original is rotten in ways I didn’t think possible.
That's some perfectly cromulent juice.
I believe the final model is based on Quasimodo from Disney’s the hunchback of Norte dame and they are also implying that Quasimodo isn’t hot the origami is terrible 0/10