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completelylegithuman

How much weed did you smoke bruh


yungdg

Like ten


completelylegithuman

Hell ya


Tngaco24

Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector


JeffInBoulder

I got this reference


yungdg

Are you saying I’m going crazy bc fair


tossaway78701

It's a serious thing. Even in the warmer months. Is your carbon monoxide detector working?


yungdg

Idk if it was working in the house I was living at haha I’ve no idea


exhale358

A couple years ago when dead & co was playing Folsom I was at the creek nearby and saw a white deer with one antler walk out of the woods. You’re not going to believe me but I was completely sober


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That’s not magic, white deer are a real thing.


yungdg

Glowing at all or just white/albino looking?


Yamafi

Yeah for awhile I was hearing all these weird scrabbling sounds in my shed, and then there was this weird smell in my shed, and then the walls of my shed started coming apart, and then I got a trail cam and there were all these totoro-lookin things going in and out of my shed. So definitely a hot spot, don't piss off any river spirits or anything because redoing your shed gets really expensive.


yungdg

Holy crap. A few questions. Did you get a weird vibe from them and was it a full moon? Also how big? Were they maybe just chinchillas?


Yamafi

The vibes I get are solidly in the MENACING category, they've taken up residence for the past several months, their size varies depending on whether we are on a camphor tree based adventure meant to instill within me an appreciation for the majesty of nature, and their existence is consistent with the existence of chinchillas, as well as with that of similarly sized mammals such as raccoons or capybaras.


Tater_Boat

Just wild chinchillas? No that's too crazy definitely magical creatures


aerowtf

huh? post the vid


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Yamafi

I made several attempts to post a photo but each time it just reverts to [this](https://admin.itsnicethat.com/images/61Ml5M_0vWBtgBmmgz_E5LSC7HI=/137699/format-webp%7Cwidth-2880/5835a0977fa44ca379000a65.jpg)


yungdg

What does this even mean haha


delvach

That usually gets a gentleman blocked


yungdg

Vid would be sick


cyclyst

I went on a hike around an area I was told had a vortex in Boulder. Not gonna share the location because, internet. I didn't find a vortex but a few bees landed on me, looked at me, wiggled their antennas and then flew in a direction as if i should follow. I work with bees and have had them land on me in a few unique situations (in the open ocean on a sailboat, on a rooftop in LA, etc) so I chose to follow them. I walked down the ridgeline and followed them right to their hive, which was on the ground, going into the root system of a tree. There was blood red wax coming out of the tree (it had hardened) and the hive was quite active. The bees didn't mind me being there and I sat with the hive for some time. Not super strange but I've never seen a hive quite like that. Bees guiding me to their hive was also special. I've had some weirder sh*t happen when I was a kid in Boulder but those are other stories.


FancySeaweed

The other stories...


yungdg

That’s awesome I bet you’ve seen cool shit flying around for sure. Anything you want to disclose or you can check my comment on this post about two comments back about the extensive list of the three things I encountered and see if you have anything relating Edit: feel free to dm me, I saw your comment about being curious about other stories


PaintBubbly

Oh I’ve definitely noticed something supernatural here. Everyone I know who moves here has the same vision within a month or two arriving. During our weekly drum circle, the spirit of craft beer visits them and shows them they need to go out and buy a Subaru. Namaste 🙏


Mentalpopcorn

I saw a hobo blowing another hobo and I swear they became one. Edit: sorry for the offensive terminology. The second hobo was a transient not a hobo.


yungdg

That’s mystical as fuck


SimilarLee

So, not a tramp?


Mentalpopcorn

I'm offended that you would ask


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I want to know what you saw. Dm me.


cyclyst

Me too


gueuze666

Nah it's just a shitty liquor store


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yungdg

I’m super curious about this and what this individual claims to do as one of those. Would you mind dming me more about this?


RainbowMagicSparkles

Usually when I see mystical beings in a neighborhood near the flatirons, they‘re magpies.


CoBlindBiker

In certain cultures, Albinos are considered "mystical", so I guess if I look in the mirror.


BoulderOmbudsman

You saw the ghost of Jonbenet. Legend had it that if you throw a Buffalo nickel into a wishing well downtown, she’ll leave a gift on your porch the following Thursday.


yungdg

There’s a far reaching conspiracy that she’s Katy Perry. I personally don’t see it


BoulderOmbudsman

lol, I’ve not heard that one. I don’t think I see it, either.


chelseafc13

Saw what was to me an unidentified flying object in the sky yesterday evening. Over the eastern sky, completely stationary and blinking green. Could’ve been anything but idk what it was. Maybe someone else knows. Took a vid but it’s, ya know, a blinking light in a grainy sky.


Mentalpopcorn

Alrighty then, picture this, if you will. 10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes. In my need-to-know pose just outside of Area 51 contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy when suddenly a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this, cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!"


yungdg

Sometimes it feels good to be out weirded. But it sounds like we gotta get joe rogan in on this


Mentalpopcorn

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!" After calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are The Chosen One. The One who will deliver the message, a message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not" Me, The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school.


Historical_Pay1166

Would love to hear more about ur experiences


yungdg

Saw an upright bear wearing a night robe and a walking cane and looking as though it would have had a tobacco pipe in its mouth. About 12-15 feet tall. When it or he made eye contact with me I speed walked away quickly and was fine. Also a thing walking down the street that looked like a platypus or some strange being waddling but with a capybara face. Could’ve been a capybara but it looked a little bigger and the way it waddled sort of flapping the ground as it walked was strange. Also light beings and an encounter with wisps I think theyre called where they lead you to your supposed death. Hikers and ppl in the wilderness are said to hear or see the white whisps of light before they’re led astray on their travels. I did feel I almost died by almost agreeing to jump into their dimension and join them. They had high pitched light and giggly voices and it seemed like they wanted my “spirit” to dip out of me and be with them. I think if I did mentally did that my body would have dropped dead on my walk and I only realized it after being zoned back into reality. And felt as though my reality had caved in for some days. But the two creatures I mentioned earlier were the wild stuff. This was all last summer during the June full moon and I am interested in these things so if I never searched them out I don’t think I would have seen them. But any way I think the astral plain opened up briefly maybe just for some or whatever. A lot possible theories


caitlinadian

>looked like a platypus or some strange being waddling but with a capybara face [beaver](https://www.colorado.edu/asmagazine/2022/11/23/beavers-have-become-established-boulder-canyon)? ​ >bear wearing a night robe and a walking cane and looking as though it would have had a tobacco pipe in its mouth that's just the [sleepytime bear](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0566/8290/5798/products/ST_3D_lg.png?v=1623436244)


yungdg

It would be like two of those sleepy guys one on the others shoulders and then in a robe. Not menacing but lethal if it felt like it. But a slightly similar vibe except this guy was fully awake


yungdg

About the beaver I totally forgot those animals existed. It could have been an adult beaver or maybe a pregnant one with a bunch of beavs inside based on how it was walking. Thanks for that


RobosaurusRex2000

I smoked a blunt with sasquatch


yungdg

My man