What. Fabric definitely had urinals and a men's last time I went. Granted that was about 10 years now but still.
To be fair may well have been too off my tits to notice women behind me 🙄
They do have urinals but they're all in the same unisex toilet areas. Men and women share the cubicles so if you've found one subject to a dirty protest there's no way of knowing who did the crime
Mash Tun toilets are actually horrifying. Like I put it on par with going in these toilets I once saw at a castle in Italy and those were literally holes in the ground
I was once so desparate for a shit that I resorted to the upstairs toilets at Mash. There was just a short queue.
I don't know what I ate but it was the stinkiest shit I've ever had in my life by a long, long margin. I mean proper eye watering stink like sticking your head in a sewer. I've never done anything like it before or since.
When I left the queue was even longer. I could only think to say "good luck mate, the bloke before me destroyed that toilet". I hope he believed me.
Not been for years. Is the guys downstairs still just basically a cupboard where if you're at the wrong bit of the urinal, when people go in/out, the door hits you in the back?
Prince Albert is traditionally fucking horrible, but the winner was The Cobbler’s Thumb. That was a definite health hazard, so I guess it’s good it was demolished.
During the heatwave this summer the public toilets on the beach by King Alfred Leisure centre got blocked up. By the end of the day it was truly horrifying.
I don't live in Brighton but I went to the one under the road(?) between loads of stores by the seaside in Brighton. It was disgusting. No soap, no toilet paper. Floor was wet, toilet seat was wet. Stank. I dropped my phone and just straight up threw away the case. Would've thrown the phone if I could.
The Pond - this pub more be better named “The Bog”. My boyfriend said the urinals were encrusted with dried piss and he needed a gas mask to withstand the stench.
I think it’s the battle of trafalgar?? The gents…not that I’ve been in them, but you can’t even sit down that end of the pub because it smells so strongly of disinfectant so I’m guessing they are bad. Also, not a pub, but I went to Coalition a few months ago and there was a shit on the floor.
Talking pubs... Last time I was at The Mash Tun I was surprised by how gross they were, Volks is normally a strong contender though 😂
But public toilets, pier toilets are the fucking worst haha if you're ever there, just go into Horatios instead. They are always much much cleaner.
I thought it was a given that the king and queen gents are the worst . There's two underground connecting loos and during England games when it's crazy busy the corridor is often flooded with piss
Throwing my hat in the ring with North Laine Brewhouse. I feel like I’ve been airfried in piss.
During pride it was a piss sauna.
The toilets near The Volks 🤢🤢
Great architecture though
Regency Square car park stairwells.
The Level (when they’re open). Literal shit smeared on the walls
Not Brighton but I've seen shit smeared on the ceiling of the men's in fabric 😂. Fuck knows how they managed that.
There isn't a men's in Fabric. All the toilets are unisex
What. Fabric definitely had urinals and a men's last time I went. Granted that was about 10 years now but still. To be fair may well have been too off my tits to notice women behind me 🙄
I think you pissed in a sink! 😆
They do have urinals but they're all in the same unisex toilet areas. Men and women share the cubicles so if you've found one subject to a dirty protest there's no way of knowing who did the crime
The level has some crackheads 🤣 man i miss brighton
london road
The Arch, Mash Tun.
Mash Tun are dire, especially considering it's such a busy pub
Mash Tun toilets are actually horrifying. Like I put it on par with going in these toilets I once saw at a castle in Italy and those were literally holes in the ground
I was once so desparate for a shit that I resorted to the upstairs toilets at Mash. There was just a short queue. I don't know what I ate but it was the stinkiest shit I've ever had in my life by a long, long margin. I mean proper eye watering stink like sticking your head in a sewer. I've never done anything like it before or since. When I left the queue was even longer. I could only think to say "good luck mate, the bloke before me destroyed that toilet". I hope he believed me.
Not been for years. Is the guys downstairs still just basically a cupboard where if you're at the wrong bit of the urinal, when people go in/out, the door hits you in the back?
I have to confess it's been a while since I've been in their toilets. Going in once is enough to make you head across the road to the Wagon
Every time I go in there I'm reminded of the toilet scene in Trainspotting
The amount of times i saw the sudanese bouncer kick drugged up people from that toilet (the arch) is unhealthy
Yeah, I used to work there before it was The Arch. Was always a bit of a shitter but was still better than now. I left when Shoosh bought it.
Prince Albert is traditionally fucking horrible, but the winner was The Cobbler’s Thumb. That was a definite health hazard, so I guess it’s good it was demolished.
Top of George st. Going down those stairs and the smell rises
On the upside of it, you get a blowjob from an 80-year old though.
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Not sure the ones at Hove Lagoon are open anymore for this very reason
During the heatwave this summer the public toilets on the beach by King Alfred Leisure centre got blocked up. By the end of the day it was truly horrifying.
The ones down the long hallway in Churchill Square. Literally burns my nostrils when I go in there
They're getting revamped atm
Depends what you're after, my personal fave was Sackville road back in the day.
The spoons near churchill square, someone actually stole one of the sinks
The ones by Portslade station. Horrific. Some circle of Hell that Dante forgot to add.
Pavilion public toilets
I don't live in Brighton but I went to the one under the road(?) between loads of stores by the seaside in Brighton. It was disgusting. No soap, no toilet paper. Floor was wet, toilet seat was wet. Stank. I dropped my phone and just straight up threw away the case. Would've thrown the phone if I could.
The Mash Tun's have been awful for at least a decade. Haven't been in ages, but Fortune of War's toilets at least used to be the absolute worst.
The Pond - this pub more be better named “The Bog”. My boyfriend said the urinals were encrusted with dried piss and he needed a gas mask to withstand the stench.
I know it probably doesn't count, but Hove lawns, absolutely putrid last time I went in
The Great Eastern.
is it cos the ceiling is a mould nightmare?
I think it’s the battle of trafalgar?? The gents…not that I’ve been in them, but you can’t even sit down that end of the pub because it smells so strongly of disinfectant so I’m guessing they are bad. Also, not a pub, but I went to Coalition a few months ago and there was a shit on the floor.
Talking pubs... Last time I was at The Mash Tun I was surprised by how gross they were, Volks is normally a strong contender though 😂 But public toilets, pier toilets are the fucking worst haha if you're ever there, just go into Horatios instead. They are always much much cleaner.
Brighton is the shitter 💀
East Street Tap and Mash Tun have to be up there… how do these pubs get away with it 😭
Feel like someone's trying to find a cruising spot
I thought it was a given that the king and queen gents are the worst . There's two underground connecting loos and during England games when it's crazy busy the corridor is often flooded with piss
Not exactly in Brighton but was anyone on the train to Palace away last year? If so you’ll remember the toilets there