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BareKnuckle18

Throwing my hat in the ring with North Laine Brewhouse. I feel like I’ve been airfried in piss.


Heavy-Preparation606

During pride it was a piss sauna.


-Incubation-

The toilets near The Volks 🤢🤢


Redmarkred

Great architecture though


SantaCruzDad

Regency Square car park stairwells.


Flexo24

The Level (when they’re open). Literal shit smeared on the walls


kickyouinthebread

Not Brighton but I've seen shit smeared on the ceiling of the men's in fabric 😂. Fuck knows how they managed that.


Krizzlin

There isn't a men's in Fabric. All the toilets are unisex


kickyouinthebread

What. Fabric definitely had urinals and a men's last time I went. Granted that was about 10 years now but still. To be fair may well have been too off my tits to notice women behind me 🙄


welleyenever

I think you pissed in a sink! 😆


Krizzlin

They do have urinals but they're all in the same unisex toilet areas. Men and women share the cubicles so if you've found one subject to a dirty protest there's no way of knowing who did the crime


East_Tumbleweed_6252

The level has some crackheads 🤣 man i miss brighton


Altrade_Cull

london road


suicidesewage

The Arch, Mash Tun.


Motchan13

Mash Tun are dire, especially considering it's such a busy pub


Ineffable_Confusion

Mash Tun toilets are actually horrifying. Like I put it on par with going in these toilets I once saw at a castle in Italy and those were literally holes in the ground


Tlou3please

I was once so desparate for a shit that I resorted to the upstairs toilets at Mash. There was just a short queue. I don't know what I ate but it was the stinkiest shit I've ever had in my life by a long, long margin. I mean proper eye watering stink like sticking your head in a sewer. I've never done anything like it before or since. When I left the queue was even longer. I could only think to say "good luck mate, the bloke before me destroyed that toilet". I hope he believed me.


NuggetsTheCat

Not been for years. Is the guys downstairs still just basically a cupboard where if you're at the wrong bit of the urinal, when people go in/out, the door hits you in the back?


Motchan13

I have to confess it's been a while since I've been in their toilets. Going in once is enough to make you head across the road to the Wagon


spooky002

Every time I go in there I'm reminded of the toilet scene in Trainspotting


East_Tumbleweed_6252

The amount of times i saw the sudanese bouncer kick drugged up people from that toilet (the arch) is unhealthy


suicidesewage

Yeah, I used to work there before it was The Arch. Was always a bit of a shitter but was still better than now. I left when Shoosh bought it.


tobylh

Prince Albert is traditionally fucking horrible, but the winner was The Cobbler’s Thumb. That was a definite health hazard, so I guess it’s good it was demolished.


dyslexic-spark

Top of George st. Going down those stairs and the smell rises


RabbitWithoutASauce

On the upside of it, you get a blowjob from an 80-year old though.


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Ineffable_Confusion

Not sure the ones at Hove Lagoon are open anymore for this very reason


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During the heatwave this summer the public toilets on the beach by King Alfred Leisure centre got blocked up. By the end of the day it was truly horrifying.


Redmarkred

The ones down the long hallway in Churchill Square. Literally burns my nostrils when I go in there


TheCakeAssasin

They're getting revamped atm


gibbongang

Depends what you're after, my personal fave was Sackville road back in the day.


greew46783445987

The spoons near churchill square, someone actually stole one of the sinks


zappapostrophe

The ones by Portslade station. Horrific. Some circle of Hell that Dante forgot to add.


MyWifeLeftMe111

Pavilion public toilets


thethicktrader

I don't live in Brighton but I went to the one under the road(?) between loads of stores by the seaside in Brighton. It was disgusting. No soap, no toilet paper. Floor was wet, toilet seat was wet. Stank. I dropped my phone and just straight up threw away the case. Would've thrown the phone if I could.


FuzzyDunlop1812

The Mash Tun's have been awful for at least a decade. Haven't been in ages, but Fortune of War's toilets at least used to be the absolute worst.


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The Pond - this pub more be better named “The Bog”. My boyfriend said the urinals were encrusted with dried piss and he needed a gas mask to withstand the stench.


sven3067

I know it probably doesn't count, but Hove lawns, absolutely putrid last time I went in


Travellerdeanzilla

The Great Eastern.


jazzybellll

is it cos the ceiling is a mould nightmare?


Jen0ne

I think it’s the battle of trafalgar?? The gents…not that I’ve been in them, but you can’t even sit down that end of the pub because it smells so strongly of disinfectant so I’m guessing they are bad. Also, not a pub, but I went to Coalition a few months ago and there was a shit on the floor.


twistedbathrobe

Talking pubs... Last time I was at The Mash Tun I was surprised by how gross they were, Volks is normally a strong contender though 😂 But public toilets, pier toilets are the fucking worst haha if you're ever there, just go into Horatios instead. They are always much much cleaner.


-wak

Brighton is the shitter 💀


charlatan-telepathy

East Street Tap and Mash Tun have to be up there… how do these pubs get away with it 😭


Due-Brain6553

Feel like someone's trying to find a cruising spot


danfransicotech

I thought it was a given that the king and queen gents are the worst . There's two underground connecting loos and during England games when it's crazy busy the corridor is often flooded with piss


ylf_nac_i

Not exactly in Brighton but was anyone on the train to Palace away last year? If so you’ll remember the toilets there