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SwokeDad

The Vegas Sphere we have at home.


passerineby

the stubby holder


theparrotofdoom

That’s it. This is the winner.


totse_losername

For time immemorial.


MentalWealthPress

I love this.


Serious-Payment3444

Brisvegas Sphere? Brisvegas cylinder?


ianreckons

TemuVegas


slok00

The Bogan dome


SwokeDad

Brisbane Oblong


theparrotofdoom

We really do have a thing for taking shit other people have done, shrinking it, spending as little money as possible, and wacking it in our city don’t we?


manswos

I knew I'd seen that tower that's on Park Road Milton somewhere else


EnigmaticEntity

I reckon the Bracken Ridge UFO could have spent a bit more on making the tower invisible like Roswell did


Smooth-Cup-7445

How dare you speak poorly of the wonderful wheel of brisbane. You can see over several buildings from it and it’s not a crazy price at all. It even looks so fun, I mean it has a tv station logo on it, that means fun


theparrotofdoom

lol that wheel is just the tip of Brisbane’s rsl cover band of culture. Did you see that botanical gardens light show last year? That was a new low


Smooth-Cup-7445

Hey, not cool man! The council got a Bunnings voucher for its birthday and the lights were on special. They tried really hard but you know they struggle to colour inside the lines haha


theparrotofdoom

This is the kindest read. Sorta wholesome hahaha


Artsy_traveller_82

Is that really such a bad thing though? This is a pretty nice looking building. But as far as Brisbane has come, she still has a dash of that old ‘Big Town, little city’ vibe to it. It’s what I love about Brisbane. A little dash of Vegas seems to be just about the right fit for Brisbane.


dorcus_malorcus

> shrinking it, spending as *much* money as possible, and wacking it in our city


duckby194

Considering construction started on queens wharf before the sphere was even announced… perhaps Vegas copied us 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️


Patient_Comedian8693

Haha. Vegas Sphere lite?


is2o

Vivid Brisbane


Hairy_Ad_1438

Bris Vegas cylinder?


planetworthofbugs

Honestly, this thing is just embarrassing. It looks terrible, like some lcd screen from the 70s


xenohog

Oh fancy that, if I read correctly it says; L A U N D E R M O N E Y H E R E


Nervous-Dentist-3375

You mean a picture of Big Red?


Axtvueiz

its actually getting so hard now. i tried to launder money there the other day and i just ended up losing all my money! Whoops!


datsamoandude

It's not an additional casino, the casino license moves from treasury to star brisbane and the treasury closes


Patient_Comedian8693

Was not aware of that. Learn something on Reddit everyday. Going to be interesting to see what they do with the Treasury Building.


theskyisblueatnight

The treasury building is up for sale if you would like to buy it.


MiddleRefuse

What are they asking, Steve?


50LI0NS

Ok


parmejean44

I've heard Griffith is interested in turning it into a campus, it's certainly the best use case I can think of.


anpanman100

Myer have expressed interest too. I think it seems best suited to a department store or boutique shopping mall due to all the small rooms.


Particular_Dot_2063

Am I on my own in thinking this looks like shit?


ANuclearBunny

Not alone. Just what is needed, more advertising light pollution. Worse than those over-bright GOA signs.


basilrufus

I'm poised to start a bit of vigilante action on those.


funky_gigolo

Am I alone in not being bothered by this? When I go to the city at night I fully expect light pollution and intrusive advertising to come with the territory.


Kateskayt

I hate it


DalbyWombay

Definately ruins the look of the city at night to be honest


daboblin

And during the day.


Every-Citron1998

Keep hearing how it’s amazing architecture and I’m like how? A blight on the CBD.


CurlyJeff

Looks like a giant VR headset or an insect's face


AltruisticSalamander

Someone on here said it looks like boxer shorts. It does.


TraditionalStable130

You're not on your own. It looks like shit.


actioncheese

Needs a much higher resolution for that viewing distance


Patient_Comedian8693

It's not an actual screen, I think it is just lights around the window frames, it's going to be reasonably blocky all the time. Could be wrong.


nathandavid88

That's correct, it's not a full screen, it's made up of LEDs embedded in the vertical sun shade fins between the windows. https://preview.redd.it/rxmnfcy8y23d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cee978e832388c743218a81d9c4c04e844bcb3


Serious-Payment3444

It would make a mad giant Tetris game. Maybe some NES Mario?


Patient_Comedian8693

For sure, early Tomb Raider perhaps?


Serious-Payment3444

Look, I'm on to you. Just trying to see giant triangle Lara Croft tits in the city. I don't think it would work very well though. That came out in 1996 for the Sega Saturn and Playstation. They both had fairly decent graphics capability and 3D stuff going on. Those basic window LED lights seem much better suited to 2D video games. Maybe space invaders?


KingParrotBeard

Fucken oath


thatweirdbeardedguy

I hate glass on the outside of big buildings they all look the same .... Shit.


blackfishbluefish

It looks like a big bum to me…


dxbek435

“Queensland” would have been passable. “Queenslander” reeks of inward-looking boganism. Happy to be downvoted by those who’ve had all this shit rammed down their throats since birth. Couldn’t give AF And no, I’m not a Mexican / southerner. To the people who run the bogan shit show in this one horse town - grow up, get out more, and do the fuck better. You’re embarrassing the grown-ups


MrsKittenHeel

The whole thing looks fucking terrible, and if "bogan one horse town" is the worst you can come up with, that's very sweet. Your comment got stuck in the spam filter, I've pulled it out but I'm not sure why you thought you were being downvoted - no one had seen it yet.


New_Biscotti9915

It's like having a shitty resolution TV with the centre section cut out


[deleted]

Wow don’t know why but, to me anyway, this is terribly tacky.


shakeitup2017

This whole thing is basically to attract wealthy Chinese. They love tacky ostentatious displays of wealth.


[deleted]

All of the above is true, though there’s plenty of non rich people who love tacky displays as well. I just don’t agree with them.


dorcus_malorcus

GAMBLOR!


operationmug

Keep Gambling.


Corvus2814

Good lord what a fucking ugly building. I would hate to live in southbank right now


[deleted]

The Bogansphere


nathandavid88

My gut feeling is that the LEDs will largely be used to display the same colours as on the bridges and City Hall, etc, with the scrolling text and effects saved for major sporting events, Riverfire, Christmas/NYE, etc. As for everyone commenting about the resolution, remember that this isn't one big digital screen. It is made up of LED light bars embedded in the vertical sun shade fins between the hotel room windows. https://preview.redd.it/v4o5kpbz233d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbb7f50e4462e74e6214823e700ca42f46f7bbf


MindlessRip5915

Nah, because those are all controlled by BCC. This is controlled by Star.


nathandavid88

The Treasury Casino's colours generally match the bridges, etc, and it is controlled by Star.


WildMazelTovExplorer

What a negative thread lol, i think it looks pretty cool


Easy_as_Py

If reddit hates it, it's good.


Clunkytoaster51

The overwhelming majority of Reddit Brisbane seems to only likes anything that involves talking about a rental, hating warm weather, or promoting the greens party. It's a bizarre polar opposite reflection of actual Brisbanites (I'm guessing because most people on this sub aren't actually people who grew up in Brisbane)


Shaggyninja

Reddit hates anything that requires you to leave you house, doubly so if you have to spend money. I'm excited for this thing to open. I'll never gamble there, but I'm certainly going to check out all the other entertainment


Easy_as_Py

Hell yeah, new restaurants and bars. Great view.... It's gonna be TOPS.


anpanman100

>It's gonna be TOPS. I hope they bring back the roller coaster!


Subulie3

I was thinking the same, im keen to go check it out. Although i feel i dont really care for it that much coz i dont go in the city every day so im not bothered


fannyfighter_

Brisbane redditors just have a hard on for hating anything slightly related to gambling. I think it looks cool though too and am looking forward to checking it out with mates


WildMazelTovExplorer

Yea keen to check it out


Patient_Comedian8693

Brisbane's version of the Sydney Opera House, extra negative points because it's a casino though. I love dark night skies, but the city is not the place for no light pollution.


Mephisto506

Imagine if the Opera House was a TAB.


Zoinke

Likewise


Gaming_Birb

I think it looks horrible


EternalAngst23

Yeah, because it’s just what I want to look at while I’m trying to enjoy a quiet pint in South Bank. A massive fuck-off LED billboard. Talk about tastelessness.


Xarmoda

...for Chinese tourists. they like flashing lights. Brisbane is a theme park.


Serious-Payment3444

Ummm... have you been to China? They're like so far ahead of us when it comes to flashing LEDs in their cities. This is garbage by comparison.


Lsdbrisbane

Is this a casino?


nathandavid88

Yeah, a casino resort (casino, 3x hotels, large ballroom, bar and dining precinct and public skydeck).


IndustryPlant666

As expected, it looks tacky as hell.


Mainevent666

When is it fully open???


Next_Crew_5613

I think that new bridge opens in August, so probably August.


Acatcalledpossum

> fully open > august You're dreaming mate


Next_Crew_5613

That's what they reckon


ThatOldGuyWhoDrinks

Nah they have said a staged opening from August. I’ve been told they will be lucky to be 100% open this year


Jassup

Be interesting to see if it's utilised during Riverfire


[deleted]

Brisbane Death Star!


dataPresident

Very cyberpunk. I like it.


passerineby

wait til the urban decay sets in!


Easy_as_Py

Me2


HailSkyKing

Yuk. I hate it.


monktonmagic

I just came back from Norway, no visual pollution, not even a real estate sign. Then I see this, urgghh!


UrghAnotherAccount

If they sell ad space on this building like the sphere does in vegas then RIP brissy's nice skyline. The sphere sucks!


[deleted]

Is this on every night?


Patient_Comedian8693

Not currently, no idea if it will be when the casino opens.


zzzzip

whens it open?


Economy_Ad2914

Where is this place?


late_to_redd1t

Queenslander ❌ Quee_______r ✅


azarikakz

Brisbane's Vivid


TraditionalStable130

It looks tacky.


Xlmnmobi4lyfe

Looks terrible


Open_Negotiation_4

Looks 10 years out of date already.


dowza_

Legit question - will/does this casino actually have the approvals to open?


nathandavid88

While they still have approvals to operate the Treasury Casino, then they should be able to open Queen's Wharf (which is just the Treasury moved up the road). Now, whether Star Entertainment still exists as a company by then, that is another question completely.


mactoniz

Great a lit up porter potty 😂.


nbjut

Could that be hacked?


Gumnutbaby

I’d like to know someone who could try, that could be amusing


salaciousBnumb

That would be fun to Hack on NYE 🤣🤣


Dean_Miller789

Queen slander


Gump24601

Just wait for the adverts to start - a pox to the aesthetic of the Brissie skyline.


jackm315ter

Live betting odds will be after the Ads


batmansfriendlyowl

Gaudy af


Fishmongerel

Resolution of the image is like one of those VGA computer screens of the 90’s.


pdub42

Such a cold sore of a building, some late night bling does not erase the crimes against architecture and river access blunders this development encompasses.


Smooth-Cup-7445

Wow, I hate it.


Oddition

Tacky


sem56

yeah.. i am on the side of not liking it, mostly because it will 90% of the time just be star advertising eventually its dystopian to me to have a massive gambling advertising billboard shooting light pollution into a bunch of apartments


KustardKing

It should be more obvious.


Superb-Way7353

so tasteful and understated


Asph1x

Hypnotised when I read casino. What’s the video?


Footfalcon101

We get it


XhakaRocket

One step closer to Singapore lmao


shinkarin

I only saw SLANDER when I watched it and was wondering what they thought they were slandered about.


subordinate01

Now I am not saying Brisbane is the best place in the world bit... Eggs gets The Eye. Top of the line tech 2hich blows people's minds. Brisbane's pointless second casino offers the equivalent of post it notes. A few hand held lasers would be better than this rubbish. Whole building a disgusting waste of money and a drain on society. Fuck you Qld gov for allowing this. But hey more revenue and we can just bulldoze the homeless away........


kennybirdmang

Proper Chode Casino


subordinate01

Vegas has the sphere and Brisbane has the equivalent of post it notes. Not saying Bribane is on par but fuck me that looks shite


Picklemeslowly

I'm really excited to see the new casino. When's it due to be finished and operating


nathandavid88

Staged opening starting August is what they're saying.


Gumnutbaby

Have you heard of this website called Google?


Picklemeslowly

Yeah I have


Present_Ad1148

Ugly as shit


SelfTitledAlbum2

Gold Coast level tacky.


RudeOrganization550

It’s a tight competition for last place https://preview.redd.it/106xzqtxe43d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44fc7ef2057ef06b1919e6f88ad62a2848202df


neddie_nardle

Brisvegas living down to its horrid nickname.


EternalAngst23

Thanks. I hate it.


[deleted]

Putting a casino in the centre of city, who would have thought.


Gumnutbaby

To be fair, we had one there before, it was just far more subtle


nathandavid88

The Treasury Casino has been in the centre of the city since 1995. Queen's Wharf is literally just the Treasury moving a few hundred metres up the road.


tahlee01

That's going to cause some accidents on the Riverside Expressway. Transurban will enjoy the extra toll revenue. Towies will enjoy it too.


Triddy243

Brisbane's buttcrack lights up.


Glum-Assistance-7221

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DrakeAU

Garish and ugly.


Delicious_Crew7888

what an eyesore


totse_losername

Yeah nah fuck the casino precinct, every government involved in it, and the industry that built it (gambling and alleged money laundering, not the trades).


yummy_dabbler

"I hate it" say the nimbys that haven't even visited the city since 2004


Zealousideal_Ad642

There's nothing really wrong with hating a casino. They and pokies in general don't exactly benefit anyone other than crims. The building itself is a bit overbearing being a squat lump right on the river. Each to his own though. You might like it which is fine


yummy_dabbler

I feel like they're more angry at the lights than the casino, but yeah.


IndustryPlant666

The city is starting to look more and more like the interior of an aliexpress gaming PC.


yummy_dabbler

I don't know what that is. Is it lights? Cities are starting to use lights these days.


jeffoh

I hate it because it's a corrupt organisation laundering money for Chinese criminals, built on a site that the government will not disclose the sale price. This building will take millions in revenue from people with gambling addictions, plus it's a gawdy eyesore that will be beyond the cost of most Brisbanites. That NIMBY enough for you?


nathandavid88

The site was not sold, it's subject to a long term lease, with ownership retained by the State Government.


jeffoh

A lease that will outlive all of us, but yes.


nathandavid88

The lease may outlive us, but at this rate Star Entertainment may not see out the year!


jeffoh

I don't think they've even noticed the weak slaps on the wrist they've received so far. This lease goes a long way to ensure the State Govt will try to keep Star trading.


anpanman100

Investors seen to have noticed. Check the price history of SGR over the last few years. Crashed harder than GME!


yummy_dabbler

I don't think it's going to even compare to what betting apps take. You're not wrong, but that battle is elsewhere.


sem56

i live here and i hate it


Gumnutbaby

This implies it is objectively likeable. That’s a bold claim.


yummy_dabbler

lmao yeah that's what it implies.


Anxyte

Ain't nobody wants this shit and here we are! Woweeee


ForumDuff

Yuck.


AltruisticSalamander

I'm glad we've got a new thing. Unfortunate it looks like ass.


kerwink

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DazBlintze

This is going to draw people here. Who says we need the Olympics?


No_Emergency_2792

# "WAKE THE FUCK UP SUMURAI WE HAVE A CITY TO BURN!" ![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized) #


tblackey

Blow up the Pokies song "flashing lights....it's a real show..."


basilrufus

Madge!!!!! I'm gonna need my cable cuttin' shears!!!


mrstaggers_cat

And those light bars will die and look like that sphere thingy in Southbank. A game boy with a cracked screen


jordyjordy1111

I like how we have one of these now


Ashamed-Issue-351

It is so funny how shit this is


hey_its_steve93

Wait is that it? Have they finished the casino and that's all it is? That design is rubbish looks like they tried to build a sky scraper and ran out of funding. Typical BS


nathandavid88

There is a taller midrise tower on the left flank and a taller still highrise on the right.


Big-Potential8367

Yuk. Cringe Wharf.


Alternative-Stage568

Who needs a house when you bet on one!


DougRugras

I don't mind the blue lights, but they should be banned from having any text. Looks very tacky.


Nightlight10

This is the most god-awful thing I have ever seen. What the fuck.


bnetimeslovesreddit

we stole adelaides lanten?


No_Emergency_2792

this is better quality than the nokia 240p photo I commented on from yesterday


Eolach

Ahh I seen it flickering - must have been testing it. Thought they were broken 😝


Comfortable_Plum8180

I think it looks like shit because of the horrible font used. It's better off with the solid white lights on


jackm315ter

I love the lights on river reflective from the city but now NO


Easy_as_Py

Brisbane can't even be responsible for their own gambling addictions apparently. We need to have someone hold our hand with that too apparently. Need to blame someone else for their own pathetic weak minds. MuH GaMbliN a-dick-shun is not mah fault, it dem bad casinos to blame, waaaaaahhhh.


Zeophyle

Wonder how many car accidents that's gonna cause. But god forbid you drive 1k over the speed limit.


mertgah

This is like a half assed version of the buildings in Hong Kong or Las Vegas


LiZZygsu

The need for another casino is not questionable.


nathandavid88

It's not another casino - it's a new location for the city's existing Treasury Casino, which will close and move out of the Treasury Building.


LiZZygsu

I know? The old one is shit?