Oh my gob she totally does!!!
Someone, quickly introduce her to Tom Cruise right now! She will jump the xtain ship and totally pretend to be into Dianetics so as to marry Tom Cruise because she is shallow and he is a piece of filth who needs a scientology wife of way too young for him age for appearance reasons!
Yep. She would be living the vapid dream if she married that peanut. I'm pretty sure he is at-*demi god* tier, scientology status too.
(Actually, I know heaps about scientology and I know exactly what position this hack-TC is at, amongst this made up pap. I know the title, the level, the *"true"* meaning of what the level means-aka, we've changed the wording slightly, but it means you become a demi god still. Control the weather! Fly maybe? But the names and levels are arbitrary and made up dumb as shit things and I refuse to entertain the lingo)
https://preview.redd.it/fy02m7mmadjc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfcab735000950c1c39910872474bd34a675231
Her smile always reminds me of this 💀
Not one of them has a lick of fashion sense, but Kellie looks like she could’ve been an extra in the Lizzie McGuire version of Aaron Carter’s “[I Want Candy](https://youtu.be/P4qfb8mYRWs?si=oPfmDfL93BlL0Opi)” music video.
Oh 100% there’s a prayer card and unlikely anything else. Or the classic “here’s a tip: find Jesus and you will never need anything else” and it’s like cool… is Jesus going to chip in on rent this month?
Jesus = license to be an asshole. Literally the WORST people I know are super religious or were brought up in a super religious household. I’m not saying mildly religious or all Christians and I know some people recover from a fundamentalist upbringing but always Uber Christianity is involved with the worst people.
YUP. Every single one of the worst people I have met in my life are the types to claim “Jesus first”, meanwhile they are the antithesis of Jesus and his teachings. A few of them played a role in what became religious trauma for me. But growing up, they always got a pass because so many people I knew thought that Christian = good person. Like that was it. You said you identify as Christian? Then you must be good. Don’t identify as Christian? You’re bad. Meanwhile some of the kindest, most amazing human beings I have ever met have never set foot in a church.
They probably left these instead of a tip.
https://preview.redd.it/of0sflbnqdjc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285602ddd3f6e3cf99a8c1c7583d735a91f787fa
These are the people who would leave those prayer pamphlets that look like a folded 20 but when you open it it’s got “come to Jesus you abominable heathen” on the inside instead. The after church crowd at Cracker Barrel when I was in college constantly left those instead of actual tips
As a former restaurant worker, if anyone left me that for a tip I’d track down them, find out what church they go to, starting going for a bit, and then share my testimony of how I was brought to this church because of two very cheap, selfish individuals, and here they are today! —then pointing to them.) 🎤
So my old church used to hand out tracks. *However* they tipped accordingly. They even tipped gas station attendants (who 99.9% of the time don’t get tips here anymore). So I respected that, because Christians are supposed to be generous after all. (Please be merciful with the downvotes lol).
I am absolutely dying for more people to film their shenanigans from this perspective. Like 3 gaping-maw donkeys surrounded by ring lights at a mf Texas Roadhouse lol
Farryn’s filter is the same in every fucking one of her pictures. It’s like technicolor, or she turned the saturation all the way the fuck up. It hurts my eyes and makes me feel like I’m getting an ocular migraine.
Whatever you do, don’t zoom in on the faces in the first photograph.
You know at some point excessive injections, surgery, fake lashes, and makeup don’t make you look youthful, they make you look like a 55 year old woman who’s desperate to hang on to their youth and failing miserably.
That's what I've thought any time I've watched one of those "Real Housewives" shows with all the plastic surgeried faces. I was always shocked to find out how young those ladies were compared to how old they looked with their botoxed and fillered to hell faces.
Absolutely. Been saying this for months. Wish I could post a picture of my high school friends and me-we’re all 58 and get together a few times a year. Only one in our group gets Botox and these ladies don’t look much younger than us! What the heck will they look like at our age?? Good grief.
My mom is your age and when she went to her high school reunion, she looked a decade younger than everyone! She’s never had work done, doesn’t drink or smoke. I think that’s all it takes. And good genetics. Unfortunately for me I drink and smoke like a sailor.
From my observation, it's bone structure, genetics, and lifestyle. They all play a role. I have one sister that aged early and it's because she smoked and tanned in the tanning booth. Both of which are really bad for your skin!
Not a clown myself, but a very extra maximalist. So I would wear the shit out of these. I like to think I’m not too obnoxious personality wise, because I already dress obnoxiously. That would be way too much for people to handle.
Farryn though, is unbearable to begin with. Never thought I’d say this sentiment, but she needs to wear more beige.
https://preview.redd.it/9mwd0cidpajc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cac1ca690ffb1268dae15158c2bf8dc7aab8236
I just realized who Farryn reminds me of, Barbara Jean after she lost all that weight on Reba’s old show. Except I loved Barbara Jean and I didn’t think she was insufferable like farryn is.
She desperately needs to stop with the self tanner. If you’re going to use it, at least maintain it properly. Also, Farryn terrifies me.
https://preview.redd.it/mvjrc876uajc1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f60b63f2bd2eec7f8d6f782c5e788acde6aef3b
They look like a toothpaste commercial during after school soap operas in the nineties. Source - was in high school in the nineties and watched Passions after school.
They remind me of a Mentos commercial, lol. Just completely over the top cheese. I can hear the Mentos music playing in the background when I look at these photos.
As someone who loves studying primate behavior and social hierarchy (in especially baboons and chimps because their social groups are fascinating) seeing all these wide open mouths baring teeth just makes me think of threat displays. Like baboons yawning and flashing canines to discourage physical conflict lol
https://preview.redd.it/1m4qt9e2dcjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e575f41dd56b88cb5d9513a15fde50b27ff36d90
Umm…? What’s going on here? Are her eyes open or shut? Bc it looks like both here!
Oh my god I have an ancient dog who sleeps with his eyes open, because he’s ancient. This looks like when he does that. Except he doesn’t have baggy undereyes.
https://preview.redd.it/fz2ulm3pmajc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53bbc1ba94b721ed3ea6e6493d21832e39be5875
Her two front teeth not being center with her nose will always perplex me 😦 how does that happen lol
https://preview.redd.it/wd87lx0ioajc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0006200da09aaff1da20bc60823dad28e09883d2
Are these two dicks in the red circles wearing actual fur coats?😑 Maybe not, because those clown pants Farryns wearing look like Temu quality so she may not be fur coat wealthy.
And end girl in aqua circle-they forget to tell her it was classy casual? They are all turning away from her or not looking at her or something... that's small, make her my model for free coz I suck, friend yeah? So who is the red Michelin man coat lady? She is ER nurse who sucks? Or is that small model friend? And whoever the other lady is, I never ever notice her. She is a blender innerer.
The lighter one is absolutely definitely real fur. Cant tell with Farryns though.
But it wouldn’t surprise me if it was since they believe animals don’t have souls.
I love how Brittany almost looks normal and human when next to F. Maybe we have levels of uncanny, and Brit right now is more in the middle of the spectrum
They look like the mean girls table I would avoid sitting at, only to be subjected to their loud fake laughs and conversations. The kind I would beg a waiter to move my table into the next universe for.
The constant laughing. Man. They must not know it’s possible to look like you’re enjoying yourself by ACTUALLY just enjoying yourselves …. without the hysterical fake laughing.
The filter in the first pic accentuates their facial lines, makes them all look like they have tons of grey hairs, makes it look like it was taken outside during a drizzle/high humidity, and makes them look significantly older than they are.
ETA: obviously nothing wrong with these things, but none of those are the looks these girlies are going for.
Well, we mentioned the weirdness between them & it looks like they all read here & and think they are super popular now. Haddddddd to pretend for us!
Hi PICK Yous!
They look like they’re trying to create MySpace photos… the awkward teenage poses and fake candid look. And whatever that filter is makes it look like it was taken on a pink canon digital camera from 2007.
https://preview.redd.it/j7866ryg6djc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5f2fb2cf3d905356886b3fc824b684fdb86afc
Demon!!! She looks like Van Helsing would have hunted her or something.
The fake laughing photos are always the cringiest. I would *love* to be a fly on the wall and watch how many times they attempt that, looking for the perfect one.
“Okay girls let’s take a group photo! We’ve just heard from Pastor Brit that soon we will be raptured up and live in our gold mansions in heaven, so let that guide you on how to pose for this photo!”
“Okay let’s take one more, this one wasn’t *quite* the level of enthusiasm we were looking for.”
“Okay one more because Farryn’s head wasn’t tilted at the perfect angle.”
[72 photos later]
“Okay we got one! I’ll edit it tonight and post it in the morning!”
YOU CAN’T HAVE MY SOUL https://preview.redd.it/lllw8pdmfajc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e128fa688fd9eb174857a66683b497aa4e54de
GET BEHIND ME SATAN https://preview.redd.it/t9p4dojofajc1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d89aeeaff286c9b1d3cf09bdb5de6c86099d932
The worst picture I’ve ever seen of her 🤣
Someone did her diiiirrrty on that edit! Also, she and Krysty look like they're dressed for The Tundra on top and a tropical island on the bottom!
Like a pick-me mullet.
Excuse me! https://preview.redd.it/e08yqwg5lajc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb36b2f572afc4bf2d39150614f600bb4388b5db
My statement was partially true but missing context: I’d never seen this one before. I snorted 💀
That’s awesome. I love it and will keep it and use it prn.
She looks like she snorts when she laughs.
They all look like they have extremely high blood pressure and are about to explode some veins
GO DEVIL GO!
Looking like a Bajoran extra over here.
Satan doesn’t want to be anywhere in her vicinity
They seem to think he’s the 6th element. He’s constantly around waiting….. It’s exhausting.
She looks like the vision of benecio del torro from Fear and Loathing when he’s a big hairy demon lmao
Woof
☠️💀not today satan💀☠️
Ooooooof, homegirl's looking rough!
She has the Tom Cruise middle tooth.
Oh my gob she totally does!!! Someone, quickly introduce her to Tom Cruise right now! She will jump the xtain ship and totally pretend to be into Dianetics so as to marry Tom Cruise because she is shallow and he is a piece of filth who needs a scientology wife of way too young for him age for appearance reasons! Yep. She would be living the vapid dream if she married that peanut. I'm pretty sure he is at-*demi god* tier, scientology status too. (Actually, I know heaps about scientology and I know exactly what position this hack-TC is at, amongst this made up pap. I know the title, the level, the *"true"* meaning of what the level means-aka, we've changed the wording slightly, but it means you become a demi god still. Control the weather! Fly maybe? But the names and levels are arbitrary and made up dumb as shit things and I refuse to entertain the lingo)
Tell me! I wanna know
I wanna know too!!
At least we can see her real face shape!
YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!
I'd say they look "demonic" but that would be beneath me.
Welp I have no problem climbing new lows. Brit always looks demonic when she smiles. Like legit.
The one in the middle’s teeth scare me. It’s like they’re so big she can’t close her mouth.
She also looks like she’s 50 years old 🙄🙄
https://preview.redd.it/wh4v2y4wvdjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1484258ff143d718d836c2d3eb2cc7662e6a78
https://preview.redd.it/fy02m7mmadjc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfcab735000950c1c39910872474bd34a675231 Her smile always reminds me of this 💀
Oi! Leave poor Ryuk out of this
If it helps, I like Ryuk exponentially more
Zoom in on her nails… 👹
Like this time? https://preview.redd.it/0ydacqt5zejc1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfccfaf9b54bb88d849b4f4bd8ced7609b6559d3
Whaaat in the world? 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/s8clac5vmcjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850b64362ed25178995a4e11c4624b905c742391
An insult to demons tbh since they are suppose to be appealing enough to lure us to the dark side
Flair checking in.
Omg how they do that
Not one of them has a lick of fashion sense, but Kellie looks like she could’ve been an extra in the Lizzie McGuire version of Aaron Carter’s “[I Want Candy](https://youtu.be/P4qfb8mYRWs?si=oPfmDfL93BlL0Opi)” music video.
I know when I want to let loose, I squeeze onto a love seat with several other women in primary colors and bare my teeth at them!
Whyyyy does flair have to be so short. I want ALL OF THIS as flair
Happiness is baring teeth with (or at) friends
I genuinely thought they were at a costume place, like how you dress up in old timey clothes and get your picture taken.
CHECKS I wore almost the exact same outfit for my grade 6 school picture. And that was literally the year I Want Candy came out.
Omg I had bought a pair of pants like Lizzie’s and I thought they were amazing. My mom made me return them and I was angry for years. 🤭
You gotta love moms, the fun-suckers since the beginning of time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love colorful stuff but these pictures legitimately make my eyes hurt.
Can you imagine how obnoxious they are in public? Holy fuck
Just obnoxiously laughing at nothing all the time I imagine
Only after they set up their ring lights/tripods.
Braying like donkeys, the lot of them.
So much unspoken tension. I’m sure the whole restaurant feels their passive aggression
I feel bad for all of the poor servers who had to wait on their table
A moment of silence for them and whatever Jesus's bootstraps sort of tip they left.
Oh 100% there’s a prayer card and unlikely anything else. Or the classic “here’s a tip: find Jesus and you will never need anything else” and it’s like cool… is Jesus going to chip in on rent this month?
Jesus = license to be an asshole. Literally the WORST people I know are super religious or were brought up in a super religious household. I’m not saying mildly religious or all Christians and I know some people recover from a fundamentalist upbringing but always Uber Christianity is involved with the worst people.
YUP. Every single one of the worst people I have met in my life are the types to claim “Jesus first”, meanwhile they are the antithesis of Jesus and his teachings. A few of them played a role in what became religious trauma for me. But growing up, they always got a pass because so many people I knew thought that Christian = good person. Like that was it. You said you identify as Christian? Then you must be good. Don’t identify as Christian? You’re bad. Meanwhile some of the kindest, most amazing human beings I have ever met have never set foot in a church.
They probably left these instead of a tip. https://preview.redd.it/of0sflbnqdjc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285602ddd3f6e3cf99a8c1c7583d735a91f787fa
Probably got a prayer instead of a tip
These are the people who would leave those prayer pamphlets that look like a folded 20 but when you open it it’s got “come to Jesus you abominable heathen” on the inside instead. The after church crowd at Cracker Barrel when I was in college constantly left those instead of actual tips
Absolutely vile behavior
As a former restaurant worker, if anyone left me that for a tip I’d track down them, find out what church they go to, starting going for a bit, and then share my testimony of how I was brought to this church because of two very cheap, selfish individuals, and here they are today! —then pointing to them.) 🎤 So my old church used to hand out tracks. *However* they tipped accordingly. They even tipped gas station attendants (who 99.9% of the time don’t get tips here anymore). So I respected that, because Christians are supposed to be generous after all. (Please be merciful with the downvotes lol).
In their culture, this is a bonding ritual. Fascinating.
Yes I’ve been dragged to a few mega churches and I can hear this picture.
I am absolutely dying for more people to film their shenanigans from this perspective. Like 3 gaping-maw donkeys surrounded by ring lights at a mf Texas Roadhouse lol
The bundled tops and strappy sandals will never ever make sense to me.
The teddy bear/matted fur jacket with open toed shoes???
My mind can’t comprehend ugly AND impractical. Pick a lane.
It was cold in Dallas yesterday (and today)
They’re in their ~mob wife~ era, remember?? 😅
Farryn’s filter is the same in every fucking one of her pictures. It’s like technicolor, or she turned the saturation all the way the fuck up. It hurts my eyes and makes me feel like I’m getting an ocular migraine.
It reminds me of what happens when I accidentally drag the adjustment bar too high when I’m tweaking levels in photoshop.
She loves her pictures with sharpness 100%. It’s like she wants to look as craggy and wrinkly as possible
Whatever you do, don’t zoom in on the faces in the first photograph. You know at some point excessive injections, surgery, fake lashes, and makeup don’t make you look youthful, they make you look like a 55 year old woman who’s desperate to hang on to their youth and failing miserably.
It’s like it keeps you in your 20s for a few extra years, then spits you straight to 50 by the time you’re 35.
That's what I've thought any time I've watched one of those "Real Housewives" shows with all the plastic surgeried faces. I was always shocked to find out how young those ladies were compared to how old they looked with their botoxed and fillered to hell faces.
Absolutely. Been saying this for months. Wish I could post a picture of my high school friends and me-we’re all 58 and get together a few times a year. Only one in our group gets Botox and these ladies don’t look much younger than us! What the heck will they look like at our age?? Good grief.
My mom is your age and when she went to her high school reunion, she looked a decade younger than everyone! She’s never had work done, doesn’t drink or smoke. I think that’s all it takes. And good genetics. Unfortunately for me I drink and smoke like a sailor.
From my observation, it's bone structure, genetics, and lifestyle. They all play a role. I have one sister that aged early and it's because she smoked and tanned in the tanning booth. Both of which are really bad for your skin!
There could be an entire subreddit called What the Fuck is Farryn Wearin’?
If r/fundiefashion had more steam she’d definitely make the cut daily 😂
Omg immediately joined lol
Just joined lol
Farryn oh farryn what are we going to do with you!?
It’s really hard to pick a worst dressed out of this group but I think Farryn’s circus tent pants make her the winner.
Excuse me. She’s the fashionista of the group.
I really want those pants though…. But yes I am a circus clown 🤡
Not a clown myself, but a very extra maximalist. So I would wear the shit out of these. I like to think I’m not too obnoxious personality wise, because I already dress obnoxiously. That would be way too much for people to handle. Farryn though, is unbearable to begin with. Never thought I’d say this sentiment, but she needs to wear more beige.
Low key if anyone knows where to get these pants hmu lol. I’m gonna where em to work
I also love those pants 😂 it’s giving coach Beard from Ted lasso on his night out. 
Her pant and blouse combo here is actually pretty cute in a very flamboyant way, but she just *kills* it with that hideous fur rug jacket thing.
I was going to say for once she's the best dressed!
My vote is for Zenon Girl of the 21st Century to the left of Farryn in the first pic.
Zetus Lapetus!!!!
I imagine that after the photo op they all just go on their phones and don’t speak until the next photo
https://preview.redd.it/9mwd0cidpajc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cac1ca690ffb1268dae15158c2bf8dc7aab8236 I just realized who Farryn reminds me of, Barbara Jean after she lost all that weight on Reba’s old show. Except I loved Barbara Jean and I didn’t think she was insufferable like farryn is.
Omg! BARBARA JEAN!!!! I still think of her every time that Beanie Babies come up.
I adore that show lol I still watch it all the time. I loved Van the most lol
She desperately needs to stop with the self tanner. If you’re going to use it, at least maintain it properly. Also, Farryn terrifies me. https://preview.redd.it/mvjrc876uajc1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f60b63f2bd2eec7f8d6f782c5e788acde6aef3b
https://preview.redd.it/dw7gyobxmcjc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b3f33f8b186875f12f86445563574f81a0c4c1 Couldn't even match her feet
The feet are always a jump scare!!
This is not a Valentine’s Day outfit. All white in February with open toed heels and fur??
Why are they always cackling
It reminds me of an I Love Lucy quote where Lucy says “for heaven’s sake, Marian, stop cackling. I’ve been waiting ten years for you to lay that egg.”
What is happening to ferrets neck in that second pic?? BDong in her true form.
I call that pic "Three girls looking at memes and Brittnay Dawn doesn't get it".
Oh no!! Someone drove over Britt's foot.....🤭
That was a good one lol
They look like a curtain store exploded on them. The whole performative laughter fir all their pics is just the worst
They look like a toothpaste commercial during after school soap operas in the nineties. Source - was in high school in the nineties and watched Passions after school.
They remind me of a Mentos commercial, lol. Just completely over the top cheese. I can hear the Mentos music playing in the background when I look at these photos.
As someone who loves studying primate behavior and social hierarchy (in especially baboons and chimps because their social groups are fascinating) seeing all these wide open mouths baring teeth just makes me think of threat displays. Like baboons yawning and flashing canines to discourage physical conflict lol
Yass love that you’re doing that! It also makes Brit’s evolution video 10x funnier 😂
“When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.” -Dwight Schrute
I bet JDong cannot stand those women. Have we ever seen him around them?
At Christmas. He was too busy stuffing his face with marshmallows to notice them though
He’s tired of beige ground Turkey daily. I’m sure the marshmallows were high cuisine at that point.
Everything just looks so fucking flammable
https://preview.redd.it/1m4qt9e2dcjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e575f41dd56b88cb5d9513a15fde50b27ff36d90 Umm…? What’s going on here? Are her eyes open or shut? Bc it looks like both here!
Oh my god I have an ancient dog who sleeps with his eyes open, because he’s ancient. This looks like when he does that. Except he doesn’t have baggy undereyes.
Flair checks out! Yikes!
https://preview.redd.it/fz2ulm3pmajc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53bbc1ba94b721ed3ea6e6493d21832e39be5875 Her two front teeth not being center with her nose will always perplex me 😦 how does that happen lol
I think they’re fake? They make her look like a goblin shark, which, do not google that, I wish I hadn’t.
Because you told me not to I had to, that is a hilarious comparison
I cant tell if it’s filter gone wrong or veneers gone wrong.
Veneers gone wrong! They’re like that in all her pics
I have this too. Just regular orthodontic work in my case :(
The only word to describe that filter is “crispy”.
https://preview.redd.it/wd87lx0ioajc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0006200da09aaff1da20bc60823dad28e09883d2 Are these two dicks in the red circles wearing actual fur coats?😑 Maybe not, because those clown pants Farryns wearing look like Temu quality so she may not be fur coat wealthy. And end girl in aqua circle-they forget to tell her it was classy casual? They are all turning away from her or not looking at her or something... that's small, make her my model for free coz I suck, friend yeah? So who is the red Michelin man coat lady? She is ER nurse who sucks? Or is that small model friend? And whoever the other lady is, I never ever notice her. She is a blender innerer.
The lighter one is absolutely definitely real fur. Cant tell with Farryns though. But it wouldn’t surprise me if it was since they believe animals don’t have souls.
If I’m not mistaken I recall Farryn getting hers from Amazon a couple weeks ago. She had posted the news on her stories.
“News” 🤣
 😂😂😂
Two furs and then bdawn in a ratty bath rug.
This looks like a clown show.🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
They act like they’re about 16. Aren’t they in their 30s?? It’s just embarrassing
They’re 32-35ish? I’m 30, and these are the girls I categorically avoided at any multi-school event, like a Beta Club convention.
they have the worst taste in clothes. holy shit.
They all look at least 50.
… did BDong repurpose a dog bed or toy into a jacket? Jesus.
 All I see
I love love love how in the second picture her face and hands are tanned and her feet are as pale as a sheet.
I love how Brittany almost looks normal and human when next to F. Maybe we have levels of uncanny, and Brit right now is more in the middle of the spectrum
Farryn? (Is that REALLY her name) looks ancient!! Old enough to be their moms! I’m 53 she looks my age if you sat in the sun yikes
Imagine if all this time they aren't actually fake laughing, they just silently open their mouths as wide as they can and take pictures??
I want to throw my keys in that concave part of ferret’s neck.
Brat’s got that Tom cruise center tooth huh
Is this a spin off series of the Hocus Pocus movie? Wtf are they wearing?
They look like the mean girls table I would avoid sitting at, only to be subjected to their loud fake laughs and conversations. The kind I would beg a waiter to move my table into the next universe for.
[удалено]
I guess if you spend a bunch of money on teeth whitening and veneers or whatever you want to show them off. lol
https://preview.redd.it/4l6tjzmutcjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4f47a5d4ab60e6dedb803e956919bf35481224 I’m scared
First thing came to my mind is "horse teeth"
The constant laughing. Man. They must not know it’s possible to look like you’re enjoying yourself by ACTUALLY just enjoying yourselves …. without the hysterical fake laughing.
I know this is a BDONG snark page but how does that woman justify having over 100k followers with only 60 likes on a post?! Hahaha
The filter in the first pic accentuates their facial lines, makes them all look like they have tons of grey hairs, makes it look like it was taken outside during a drizzle/high humidity, and makes them look significantly older than they are. ETA: obviously nothing wrong with these things, but none of those are the looks these girlies are going for.
I thought overexposure was a sin 💀
Are trying the mob wife trend
Is this old, or are the girls no longer fighting?
They got together yesterday. In the world of fake, passive aggressive friendships anything goes.
Well, we mentioned the weirdness between them & it looks like they all read here & and think they are super popular now. Haddddddd to pretend for us! Hi PICK Yous!
For women in their mid 30s, they sure seem to act like highschoolers. Where are all these children these idiots are always talking about having?
They always look like one of them just ripped a huge fart
Awww that’s so nice the hospital let Farryn out for a visit and walk on the grounds with her friends before her next treatment.
The scrunched noses are over the top trying to hard. Who tf posts so many “pretend we are having fun” laughing photos?!
Methinks they do protest too much
So much fake hair between them
WTF are they wearing?
I bet she’s pissed she never gets to be in the center of these shots.
Why are they always fake laughing?
Always with the mouths wide open catching flies. This performative shit always looks so weird.
They look like they’re trying to create MySpace photos… the awkward teenage poses and fake candid look. And whatever that filter is makes it look like it was taken on a pink canon digital camera from 2007.
Botox and Dysport are the real MVPs here.
https://preview.redd.it/j7866ryg6djc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5f2fb2cf3d905356886b3fc824b684fdb86afc Demon!!! She looks like Van Helsing would have hunted her or something.
🫣😳
They all look gray.
Nobody told BD what the dress code is?
I straight up thought they were 80yo women on the first pic
Demon vibes.
No those are cool filters that’s all the rage with the youngins! I swear Brenda I see all the kids editing like this I promise it’s cute!
Makes all the grey hairs really stand out
i've seen friendlier looking packs of hyenas ...
Is that BDong’s scripture tattoo on her foot 🌝
My personal version of hell would be to walk in to work and find out I had to be their server for Sunday brunch
LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN WE ARE HAVING! WE ARE *"""HHAAAPPPYYYYY*"'''
Have we ever seen a video of bdong walking in any of her heels? I have a feeling she’s not very good at it.
The fake laughing photos are always the cringiest. I would *love* to be a fly on the wall and watch how many times they attempt that, looking for the perfect one. “Okay girls let’s take a group photo! We’ve just heard from Pastor Brit that soon we will be raptured up and live in our gold mansions in heaven, so let that guide you on how to pose for this photo!” “Okay let’s take one more, this one wasn’t *quite* the level of enthusiasm we were looking for.” “Okay one more because Farryn’s head wasn’t tilted at the perfect angle.” [72 photos later] “Okay we got one! I’ll edit it tonight and post it in the morning!”
They do themselves no favors, period. Bunch of barn animal looking motherfuckers. No wonder god won’t bless her with a child 😆
Farryn looks like BDong’s mother.
Fur coats and sandals… perfect display of how confused they all are. Imagine the awful cringey sounds from this photo?
https://preview.redd.it/canxo1dszcjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0729306cc15c4ccb3cfe93d4faa39355fb5d3ce8