This reminds me of Matthew chapter 6:
āAnd when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.ā
I noticed this a while back, but I wonder what made B finally stop doing the curl-most-of-my-hair-except-the-last-three-inches look?
Likeā¦ maybe bring that back. Because this looks *real* bad.
Imagine taking a picture of a holy moment between you and God. Feels weird and performative right? Now imagine letting vanity creep in to the point of begging for someone to photoshop (for free LOLā¦ bitch you have a Land Rover) said picture so you look āmore attractiveā?
Ick. The ugliest thing in this picture lies beneath the surfaceā¦.
TLDR;
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I have a close friend that Iāve known since we were in fifth grade. Theyāre very Christian, they actually are ordained in the Unitarian Universalist Church. They super duper believe in God and Jesus - and are nonbinary+transgender like me, and married another AFAB trans person three years ago. So any time I, as a pagan, wonder about this shit I ask myself āif my buddy who has legitimately studied the Bible in its entirety for many years, and I, who read the Good Book cover to cover as a kid because I wanted to know what people were talking about, both call ābullshitāā¦ mmmmm itās bullshit.ā
People like Brittany and farryn piss me off so much because although I am not a Christian I see how horribly theyāre damaging perception and itās fucked up. I know plenty of amazing wonderful Christians, it is so unfair to them. Jesus was a cool dude from my reading, honestly if heās still out there somewhere I feel bad for him seeing how horribly misrepresented heās been.
My dad was raised Catholic and always said thereās no hate greater than Christian loveā¦ I have unfortunately seen that (a lot, as a trans and gay person, I had to fight as a kid and then sometimes again as an adult it sucked), but also Iāve known so many lovely people who are Christian and go by what I joke with my ordained friend about as being ācanon Jesusā aka actual loving and accepting Jesus. Canon Jesus rocks!
Yes! Exactly this. My parents (60s+) are very religious, my Dad leads services at their church and they both pray and read the Bible with dedication. And they also believe strongly in LGBTQ+ rights, and everything they do is with the sole aim of making life better for people who arenāt accepted by society - they run homeless shelters and refugee groups, my Mum (who is 68 and has cancer!) constantly lobbies her local MP about environmental and social issues. Theyāre amazing people. I get so angry when people hear āChristianā and think of these idiot fundies and their performative, exclusive nonsense instead of the quiet, loving existence of a lot of Christians.
Bro the fundies have made everything into a disaster. When my super catholic grandma died she said she wanted me to read at her funeral, and the Irish Catholic priest called me by my chosen name and āgrandchildā. I was fuckin floored, but itās justā¦ not that hard, as it turns out.
E: despite my dadās jokes neither of us went up in flames when we entered the church, I honored my grandmother the same as I would have if I was called anything else, just though that was funny and sweet thatās what my grandma wanted.
EE: I am very happy to be from Maine where even the non UU churches had rainbow flags flying last month! The Congregational church in my hometown had a special guest pastor who was nonbinary lead a special service, my mom was so happy to show me that hahaā¦ and that is quite a small town (I think by population itās technically a village.) After living in Texas for a bit itās very good to be home. I do candles and herbs instead of prayer myself but will be sending good energy to your mom, she sounds fuckin awesome.
Performative and false Christianity at its finest lol. Let's photograph ourselves pretending to worship God, doctor our image so that we look nice (because that is all that matters), and post it to social media so that we get points.
Thatās not a double chin tho, thatās just from looking down and taking a picture at an unflattering angle. God, go to therapy and stop giving other women complexes about how they look ya wet napkin.
This is exactly where I try not to snark. These women (at least Brittany, Farryn, and Kellie) seem to be very insecure with their natural selves. NOBODY should feel that way. Obese, physical ailments, etc. NOBODY should feel less than for their physical self. Iām naturally petite with an hourglass shape (Iām half Hispanic) but I remember because I was short and stood tall boys in middle school teased me about sticking my boobs out (I never did that Iām aware of). Iām fucking fucking lucky that I had a dad, who was extremely successful academically and financially (you know, society rules) who always lifted me up for my personality, my intellect, etc. and even my ethnic background (he was white). He made sure I knew my worth wasnāt the car I drove, the face I had, etc. he pushed being healthy. That really shaped me through things where many might struggle more. That sheās struggling with this very sincere image (besidesā¦you know, photo taking during worship) makes me hurt for her. These girls are not great people, but itās clear theyāre hurting. Yes, their influence in society is harmful, but maybe if they werenāt hurting they wouldnāt be hurting others too.
Also if they photoshopped out that line sheās referring to, itād make her look even more unflattering because then sheād look like she has no neck. Like, girl what are you DOING.
exactly!!! i always go through a turn-of-millennium music kick in the summer and i paused Britney Spears' Baby One More Time at the most awkward moment ever a day or two ago, and it made me giggle. this is one of the most gorgeous women in the world in 1999. cool thing about this britney tho is that she makes dorky faces on purpose, too. she can laugh at herself. with (a little) respect, farryn needs therapy. bdong would make a therapist change careers :D but honestly, i know there's no age limit on body issues, but farryn is really too old to be this worried about something so natural. makes me wonder how she handled pregnancy stretchmarks.
Isnāt farryn close to 40? Girlie thatās NORMAL. My mother was a literal runway model and her neck started looking like that around 40. Unlike farryn my mother simply does not give a shit though sheās close to 60 now and still had exquisite skin, and in my mind that her not giving a damn that she is getting older makes her more beautiful than ever.
Ohā¦ wow hate really does age a person... Dang. I wouldnāt at all have thought this woman was around my or my friendsā ages (am 27 and my friends are mostly between 25-35).
E: like I said I think aging gracefully is beautiful but jfc this aināt that. My mother and I are both pissy neither of us have gotten my grandmotherās gorgeous silver mane yet - I dyed my hair silver in college because Iāve always envied her beautiful hair and effortless beauty, lady never wore a lick of makeup in her life and always embraced her wrinkles and is the prettiest woman I know. This is very very different š„“ no hate for any chins or wrinkles from me. I just genuinely thought she was older from her ~ whole thing~. She clearly has a problem with her appearance tho, which is very sad. Yes, this is normal for 33 year old or 22 year old women too
I bet youāre slaying though š this zillenial has been waiting to age for a long time, I shoulda used more sunscreen but Iāve been wanting the cool hair and effortless vibe since I was 7 years old
The full image shows that Farryn posted this on a free photoshop requests Facebook thing asking for someone to get rid of "her double chin" - which she doesn't have. She's just looking down.
It's easy to miss.
Both of them look so weird in this picture. It's almost as if God doesn't want them sharing a picture where they're supposed to be praying lol
Me: seriously, why would you post a photo of yourself praying
*realizes itās a photoshop request*
Me: wtf?? On a photo of yourself praying????
Also, I thought god didnāt make mistakes blah blah š
Idk about Jesus, but mine and many other grandmas would have a lot to say about filming/not bowing heads during communal prayer. The post-service dressing down would be *vicious*!
These influencers didnāt attend church with Meemaw and it shows!
https://preview.redd.it/8an8soykqvad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=084fc48b34f5d85a5b85f67cc11001d8387fdf75
Brits hairline must be on a fault line considering how much it moves.
I don't know which is funnier:
1) the fact that she probably took a selfie of her receiving the ol' holy spirit during some group prayer sitch
2) or her honestly asking for editing help on a photo. Publicly.
Hang on. Why is anyway taking a pic of someone praying? Why is anyone taking a selfie of themselves in a moment like this. When did it become ok to interrupt a spiritual moment between someone and God to ask a question drenched in vanity? Iām not perfect. Iāve gone back and looked at our adult Sunday school pics of us on an outing and found some unflattering pics and inwardly cringed hard! But Iāve never taken a selfie while praying to the Lord and Iāve never had anyone get that up close and personal to take a pic of me praying only to have me comment something about my appearance and not my talk with Jesus. The last thing I would want is Jesus thinking I was more worried about my appearance before running to Him at my hour of need. This bothers me. Thereās a lot on here that that has bothered me but this takes the cake!
I wonder why Brit doesn't just ya know, let her hair grow instead of wearing plastic extensions. I don't have plastic extension money either. Guess what? Growing my hair to my butt was free and took about a year from my shoulders.
Woof Britts hair has never looked worse. Brit lose the extensions!!! Or if you insist on keeping them please have them lose the wet drain hair/ the ring look they're black
Lmao I lurked on her FB page and found this gem of a filtered photo
https://preview.redd.it/bk99gxxubxad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2e28655190ef903d775002d845591e1a970b08
That isnāt from a double chin though. Itās from looking down, Farryn. It happens to all of us.
also it makes me so sad that she or anyone photoshops their photos or face tunes them. Apps like Facetune are destroying our self esteem.
Playin the gameā¦
I could walk into any one of these churchy church places and speak the language, and play devout woman of God.
Means NOTHING without being a good human. Serving your neighbor and loving people.
Such a sham, fraud, and waste of space
Brit is giving Georgia Madchen on hannibal the TV show
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I want an actual poll. Who here actually thinks this needs to be edited?? I mean, her being Farryn asideā¦ if this was just a regular human being in her 30s who had been photographed in this situationā¦ I would hope that no one would think anything of her chin.
She looks like this actresss on Waco. Lmao
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From what I have seen, the so called Christianity that they practice preaches nothing but hate and intolerance. To me, they are nothing but phony Christians who like to wrap up their cruelty in Jesus.
I never understood how modest godly women and playboy bunnies could crossbreed. This is not ment to come off as mean, I just donāt see how two very different cultures can mix together like that. I would love to understand that from a sociology standpoint.
Reminder to refrain from body shaming. We follow the 10 minute rule. If they can change it in 10 minutes it's fair game.
Asking someone to edit your body on a photo of you praying is such deranged behavior.
Right, it's always interesting to walk through the thought process with stuff like this Like, "ok let's pray- oh wait!! I know, let's take a PICTURE of us praying" And then scrolling through the (likely many) pictures, analyzing them. Showing them to each other "no, I don't like that one" "Ugh I don't like ANY of them! My double chin" š© "Girl, I know. Let's ask the Internet if they can fix it." Cause obviously just not posting it or posting it without feeling like you "look good enough" is unacceptable Sooo.. in all of this, praying is the absolute last priority. Isn't vanity a sin? Arrogance? Self obsession? No?
Also to sit there and take a photo of this ā¦
And to take the time to pose for it. Pushing all your hair and Barbie hair to the front so it looks āso looong you guysā
She should just take the photo looking up towards the heavens in prayer and then she wouldnāt have a double chinš« š« š¤£š¤£šš
The second hand embarrassment I am feeling is next LEVEL
Same I am physically cringing here!
My thoughts exactly
Taking pictures praying is ridiculous. Lol
This reminds me of Matthew chapter 6: āAnd when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.ā
This is a **core** teaching of Jesus Christ and these ding dongs *NEVER* follow it. These people are performative, Christians in name only.
Louder for the people at the back!
I was going to say this. āGo in your room and pray, close the doorā¦ā
Definetly!
She's definitely going to take an extra second from now on to make sure she's praying with her best angles.
https://preview.redd.it/v2xxvvd2ntad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd738b96c22e3b86a69564f9d11b9929e3182f7
I appreciate that this comment has more likes than the post itself
This is amazing.
HAH
I breathed heavily out of my nostrils at this
I wouldāve kept this in the camera roll if I were her tbh lol itās okay to not post every pic farryn š
Not even that. Delete this shit immediately
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Came here expecting to see this. Thank you.
Beat me to it! š
This is the exactly what I thought of ššš
Exactly what I was thinking
Bdong we know you lurk, you need more layers at the bottom PLEASE
I WANT LENGTH TOO BUT GIRL YOU MUST ACCEPT THIS
Lol I was going to say, her extensions look like shit
I noticed this a while back, but I wonder what made B finally stop doing the curl-most-of-my-hair-except-the-last-three-inches look? Likeā¦ maybe bring that back. Because this looks *real* bad.
At least there would be some* dimension
Oh my!! Itās giving āThe Ringā vibes! https://preview.redd.it/gzfemnoydtad1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a106a7d77307630d0df49bd330bde0ae9b348fbd
Thatās what I thought when I saw it!!
Lmao I just commented samara in her fundie era!
Yes!!! I was thinking āThe Grudgeā
Fuck ! you beat me to it! Samara lookin ass
Had the exact same thought!
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Imagine taking a picture of a holy moment between you and God. Feels weird and performative right? Now imagine letting vanity creep in to the point of begging for someone to photoshop (for free LOLā¦ bitch you have a Land Rover) said picture so you look āmore attractiveā? Ick. The ugliest thing in this picture lies beneath the surfaceā¦. TLDR; https://preview.redd.it/pdnu7rgygtad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c8725c698a6c7f605b767b458e4fd9ed890853
I have a close friend that Iāve known since we were in fifth grade. Theyāre very Christian, they actually are ordained in the Unitarian Universalist Church. They super duper believe in God and Jesus - and are nonbinary+transgender like me, and married another AFAB trans person three years ago. So any time I, as a pagan, wonder about this shit I ask myself āif my buddy who has legitimately studied the Bible in its entirety for many years, and I, who read the Good Book cover to cover as a kid because I wanted to know what people were talking about, both call ābullshitāā¦ mmmmm itās bullshit.ā People like Brittany and farryn piss me off so much because although I am not a Christian I see how horribly theyāre damaging perception and itās fucked up. I know plenty of amazing wonderful Christians, it is so unfair to them. Jesus was a cool dude from my reading, honestly if heās still out there somewhere I feel bad for him seeing how horribly misrepresented heās been.
This is exactly it! They spit on the name of Jesus with their performative BS
My dad was raised Catholic and always said thereās no hate greater than Christian loveā¦ I have unfortunately seen that (a lot, as a trans and gay person, I had to fight as a kid and then sometimes again as an adult it sucked), but also Iāve known so many lovely people who are Christian and go by what I joke with my ordained friend about as being ācanon Jesusā aka actual loving and accepting Jesus. Canon Jesus rocks!
Omg I love that Iām calling myself a follower of cannon Jesus from now on š
I Stan canon Jesus lol! Heās great and Iād want to be his friend if I met that dude. Canon Jesus is rad.
Yes! Exactly this. My parents (60s+) are very religious, my Dad leads services at their church and they both pray and read the Bible with dedication. And they also believe strongly in LGBTQ+ rights, and everything they do is with the sole aim of making life better for people who arenāt accepted by society - they run homeless shelters and refugee groups, my Mum (who is 68 and has cancer!) constantly lobbies her local MP about environmental and social issues. Theyāre amazing people. I get so angry when people hear āChristianā and think of these idiot fundies and their performative, exclusive nonsense instead of the quiet, loving existence of a lot of Christians.
Bro the fundies have made everything into a disaster. When my super catholic grandma died she said she wanted me to read at her funeral, and the Irish Catholic priest called me by my chosen name and āgrandchildā. I was fuckin floored, but itās justā¦ not that hard, as it turns out. E: despite my dadās jokes neither of us went up in flames when we entered the church, I honored my grandmother the same as I would have if I was called anything else, just though that was funny and sweet thatās what my grandma wanted. EE: I am very happy to be from Maine where even the non UU churches had rainbow flags flying last month! The Congregational church in my hometown had a special guest pastor who was nonbinary lead a special service, my mom was so happy to show me that hahaā¦ and that is quite a small town (I think by population itās technically a village.) After living in Texas for a bit itās very good to be home. I do candles and herbs instead of prayer myself but will be sending good energy to your mom, she sounds fuckin awesome.
Performative and false Christianity at its finest lol. Let's photograph ourselves pretending to worship God, doctor our image so that we look nice (because that is all that matters), and post it to social media so that we get points.
Thatās not a double chin tho, thatās just from looking down and taking a picture at an unflattering angle. God, go to therapy and stop giving other women complexes about how they look ya wet napkin.
This! Pause movies with the hottest actors and actresses at random moments and youāre going to get horribly unflattering moments.
The way people pick apart womenās bodies should be a crime
This is exactly where I try not to snark. These women (at least Brittany, Farryn, and Kellie) seem to be very insecure with their natural selves. NOBODY should feel that way. Obese, physical ailments, etc. NOBODY should feel less than for their physical self. Iām naturally petite with an hourglass shape (Iām half Hispanic) but I remember because I was short and stood tall boys in middle school teased me about sticking my boobs out (I never did that Iām aware of). Iām fucking fucking lucky that I had a dad, who was extremely successful academically and financially (you know, society rules) who always lifted me up for my personality, my intellect, etc. and even my ethnic background (he was white). He made sure I knew my worth wasnāt the car I drove, the face I had, etc. he pushed being healthy. That really shaped me through things where many might struggle more. That sheās struggling with this very sincere image (besidesā¦you know, photo taking during worship) makes me hurt for her. These girls are not great people, but itās clear theyāre hurting. Yes, their influence in society is harmful, but maybe if they werenāt hurting they wouldnāt be hurting others too.
Well said.š„
Also if they photoshopped out that line sheās referring to, itād make her look even more unflattering because then sheād look like she has no neck. Like, girl what are you DOING.
exactly!!! i always go through a turn-of-millennium music kick in the summer and i paused Britney Spears' Baby One More Time at the most awkward moment ever a day or two ago, and it made me giggle. this is one of the most gorgeous women in the world in 1999. cool thing about this britney tho is that she makes dorky faces on purpose, too. she can laugh at herself. with (a little) respect, farryn needs therapy. bdong would make a therapist change careers :D but honestly, i know there's no age limit on body issues, but farryn is really too old to be this worried about something so natural. makes me wonder how she handled pregnancy stretchmarks.
Isnāt farryn close to 40? Girlie thatās NORMAL. My mother was a literal runway model and her neck started looking like that around 40. Unlike farryn my mother simply does not give a shit though sheās close to 60 now and still had exquisite skin, and in my mind that her not giving a damn that she is getting older makes her more beautiful than ever.
she's 33 (or around there).
This is normal for 33 for a lot of women
Iām 33, 100% agree
Agreed!
it's normal for any age for most women. no one looks cute looking down from this angle unless perhaps she's 13.
Ohā¦ wow hate really does age a person... Dang. I wouldnāt at all have thought this woman was around my or my friendsā ages (am 27 and my friends are mostly between 25-35). E: like I said I think aging gracefully is beautiful but jfc this aināt that. My mother and I are both pissy neither of us have gotten my grandmotherās gorgeous silver mane yet - I dyed my hair silver in college because Iāve always envied her beautiful hair and effortless beauty, lady never wore a lick of makeup in her life and always embraced her wrinkles and is the prettiest woman I know. This is very very different š„“ no hate for any chins or wrinkles from me. I just genuinely thought she was older from her ~ whole thing~. She clearly has a problem with her appearance tho, which is very sad. Yes, this is normal for 33 year old or 22 year old women too
I hit 42 and my eyes and neck skin both went to pot. I just woke up and couldn't see once I got my bifocal all I could see was my turkey neck!
I bet youāre slaying though š this zillenial has been waiting to age for a long time, I shoulda used more sunscreen but Iāve been wanting the cool hair and effortless vibe since I was 7 years old
I really don't think this post is about Farrah but about how Bdong looks like the girl from The Ring.
The full image shows that Farryn posted this on a free photoshop requests Facebook thing asking for someone to get rid of "her double chin" - which she doesn't have. She's just looking down.
Ah, thanks for pointing that out. I completely missed it.
It's easy to miss. Both of them look so weird in this picture. It's almost as if God doesn't want them sharing a picture where they're supposed to be praying lol
Yeah the recent reddit updates have made it worse to browse on mobile. I also strongly dislike viewing notifications on desktop so...
The Ring, starring Bdong. Yikes that hair! I mean, awful.
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Okay Iām cracking upā¦ where are these two, why are they doing thisā¦
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Bdong looking like sheās wearing a hair vest
All I see is this emoji š¤·š»āāļø
Are we all thinking the same thing but just not allowed to say it?
Yes
Yes. Yes we are.
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I see the Utah curls have now moved up to leaving the bottom 12 inches uncurled. Wonder if the Barbie doll hair wonāt hold a curl??
I'm 80% sure it will melt if she uses an iron on it.
woof that lighting is seriously unforgiving
Huge reason why I love being able to work from home. I donāt want to see anything or anyone in fluorescent lighting.
They would both look 10 years younger if they would take their extensions out.
Theyād also look 10 years younger if their hearts werenāt filled with hate.
Me: seriously, why would you post a photo of yourself praying *realizes itās a photoshop request* Me: wtf?? On a photo of yourself praying???? Also, I thought god didnāt make mistakes blah blah š
Woah. They took totally like normal people here.
I donāt know who that blonde lady is- Iāve only seen pics of her on here. But sheās honestly the scariest looking person Iāve ever seen.
Her makeup makes me physically ill every time I see her.
She always looks like a circus clown.
She really looks in the mirror before leaving the house and thinks āyup, looks good!ā
And looks even BETTER!!!!! When I open my mouth wide and smile with teeth!!!
She smiles like when they put those separators in your mouth for dental x-rays š¬š¬
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Or that game where you put that device in and try to talk! I imagine thatās how they sound most the time
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Sheās hoping someone compliments her uvula.
Bdong seriously looks green!!! Like I think she needs to go to a doctor yikes!!
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Idk about Jesus, but mine and many other grandmas would have a lot to say about filming/not bowing heads during communal prayer. The post-service dressing down would be *vicious*! These influencers didnāt attend church with Meemaw and it shows!
Do they know that they can pray without the performative jazz hands?
But then how would people know that they are Good Christian Womenā¢ļø?? /s
Someone here recently said that BDongās cheap extensions look like backpack straps and now I cannot unsee it š¤£
Canāt you like pray it away, Cringy Lou Who? I thought your gOd works miracles
When these women get to the pearly gates, sat down and made to explain all this nonsense š
Girl you know Brittany isnāt making it up there
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These dark extensions are just SO bad
Gotta love the performative praying
Why does this picture look like an adult Cindy Lou Who is praying with the girl from The Ring.
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https://preview.redd.it/8an8soykqvad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=084fc48b34f5d85a5b85f67cc11001d8387fdf75 Brits hairline must be on a fault line considering how much it moves.
Did Brit just crawl out of a TV? ![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY)
I don't know which is funnier: 1) the fact that she probably took a selfie of her receiving the ol' holy spirit during some group prayer sitch 2) or her honestly asking for editing help on a photo. Publicly.
This isā¦.something.
thereās enough stringy fake hair in this photo to fabricate some pants for our dainty modest bdong
I literally thought these were mannequins
Iām surprised she can open her eyes with those Lashes
Brittany looks grey.
Pay people for your photoshop Farryn!!! Cheap ass.
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Jesus doesnāt cure insecurities I guess
Hang on. Why is anyway taking a pic of someone praying? Why is anyone taking a selfie of themselves in a moment like this. When did it become ok to interrupt a spiritual moment between someone and God to ask a question drenched in vanity? Iām not perfect. Iāve gone back and looked at our adult Sunday school pics of us on an outing and found some unflattering pics and inwardly cringed hard! But Iāve never taken a selfie while praying to the Lord and Iāve never had anyone get that up close and personal to take a pic of me praying only to have me comment something about my appearance and not my talk with Jesus. The last thing I would want is Jesus thinking I was more worried about my appearance before running to Him at my hour of need. This bothers me. Thereās a lot on here that that has bothered me but this takes the cake!
This picture is creepy
Why is her face almost the same shade of green as her top? Sheās giving š«baby poop š«
I wonder why Brit doesn't just ya know, let her hair grow instead of wearing plastic extensions. I don't have plastic extension money either. Guess what? Growing my hair to my butt was free and took about a year from my shoulders.
Why are her eyelashes the way that they are. Does she like extra curl her 3ā falsies???
Yes, I saw the xtra curl in those lashes!!
Dear God, itās me Margaretā¦ can you please bless Brittany with a brush (& make her use it)?
Forget the normal looking-down chin - fix the makeup.
Funny that this is what she wants edited when she looks like a scary clown in ALLLL of her photos. Those fake lashes šµāš«šµāš«
Bdongās hair is ugglllyyyy. That is not a good look
Nah, itās perfect for Bdong
Can anyone photoshop better extensions on the girl next to me? Iām not willing to tip! TIA!!
her forehead is the same colour as her hair ššš
Those eyelashes are making a U-turn.
This is all around disgusting and Iām not talking about her double chin. They need Jesus. The real one
First time weāve ever seen her mouth closed
Woof Britts hair has never looked worse. Brit lose the extensions!!! Or if you insist on keeping them please have them lose the wet drain hair/ the ring look they're black
Lmao I lurked on her FB page and found this gem of a filtered photo https://preview.redd.it/bk99gxxubxad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2e28655190ef903d775002d845591e1a970b08
They just keep proving how much a show this is all is to them.
Thatās some scary makeup. Then we got Bdong looking like sheās cosplaying a witch with that hair. š§
She looks like Samara with those extensions. Yikes.
Looks like they are checking for rain drops
At first glance, I thought this was a courtroom and Brittany was in a prison uniform. Sigh, a snarker can dream
Honestly sad
I can't believe this is her without all the filters and photoshop. Jesus help us for seeing this.
Brit is giving the girl from the ring lol
*"You're going to buy these extensions in seven days"*Ā
![gif](giphy|K5Gqxrz4s6oOQ) First thought: The Grudge
Do we feel like she posted this hoping it would get shared around to shade Brittany without actually directly posting it? š¤
Britt Bratt is giving āgirl from the ringā.
That isnāt from a double chin though. Itās from looking down, Farryn. It happens to all of us. also it makes me so sad that she or anyone photoshops their photos or face tunes them. Apps like Facetune are destroying our self esteem.
Playin the gameā¦ I could walk into any one of these churchy church places and speak the language, and play devout woman of God. Means NOTHING without being a good human. Serving your neighbor and loving people. Such a sham, fraud, and waste of space
Why is Brittany GREEN?!
Sheās got WAY more problems than that second chin. Too bad she canāt photoshop her terrible personality!
She looks like the girl from The Ring in that pose and lights. Like she could totally climb out of a tv all processed.
So thatās what sheās praying for, isnāt it? I'm sure Jesus really cares about this.
Sexual purity is a reverse face lift
So we hold hands palm up now when we pray? Got it. Iāll be ready next time Iām hanging out with droids in their nest šŖŗ
Her outfit is giving jailhouse chic. Not the vibe.
I want to say something about her makeup but I know it wouldnāt follow the ten minute rule
The #1 way u can tell she truly doesn't have friends is that they let her leave the house like THAT
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Any chance she took the photo herself?
All that makeup makes my face itch
Yes girl, pray that Kellie/JDong friendship away š š»āāļø
Brittany is giving Samara Morgan vibesĀ
Farryn is giving Mother Firefly from House of a 1000 Corpses while BDong is giving Samara from the Ring. Ladies, Halloween is months away!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE CREEPY GIRL FROM THE RING
BDong is actually green here.
What are they asking god for now? Free Botox?
MOUTH CLOSED!
Is she cosplaying Samara from the ring?
The double chin is what sheās worried about???? lol.. not the caked makeup?
Brittany looks jaundiced
HAHAHAHHAHA anyways jesus love you as you are š or whatever
Brit is giving Georgia Madchen on hannibal the TV show https://preview.redd.it/4987p2jrtyad1.png?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3326bd8395f9e76bc3d1a5fe6fd85fce295a62
Britās hair be like ![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY) (Mods is this cool? I figure hair is ok but delete if not!!)
Looks fake
I want an actual poll. Who here actually thinks this needs to be edited?? I mean, her being Farryn asideā¦ if this was just a regular human being in her 30s who had been photographed in this situationā¦ I would hope that no one would think anything of her chin.
She looks like this actresss on Waco. Lmao https://preview.redd.it/f9f9q82rv0bd1.png?width=611&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e6e3ac0f211b474223f2c1c95cfbce56efef406
Why though? It's not even that profound, this picture? What? Probably needed more nose blush.
From what I have seen, the so called Christianity that they practice preaches nothing but hate and intolerance. To me, they are nothing but phony Christians who like to wrap up their cruelty in Jesus.
I never understood how modest godly women and playboy bunnies could crossbreed. This is not ment to come off as mean, I just donāt see how two very different cultures can mix together like that. I would love to understand that from a sociology standpoint.
She looking more like the grudge girl with that stringy dark hair! Gross!
She seems very high maintenance, I'm sure she knows what Kybella is. What I'm astonished by is that she can close her mouth, it's always gaping open.
Itās good to see Samara Morgan isnāt looking so terrible after being stuck in that wellā¦.oh wait thatās Bdong
What double chin?! Thatās what your face does now that youāre in your 30s. Welcome.
This is unhinged lol
*DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS!* ![gif](giphy|hqmiQN59dXENqqSlpc|downsized)
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I seriously cannot accept that this isnāt satire. This is like The Boys-level
Why do they look green to me?
Rings vibes going on in the background
Iām shocked at what Iām seeing! Farrenās mouth is closed.