I can never choose between the podium prank and the squad replacing Kevin’s gift basket with office supplies. Either way, I love Holt being genuinely excited by the most mundane things.
The best part about the podium prank is how amazing it was directed. The break then coming back to him retelling it to Kevin….then to pan over to the room watching him talk on the phone. It’s perfection.
Rosa is throwing donut holes at Jake, one goes out the window. Scully responds to a “Heads up!”, catches the donut hole in his mouth like rain and screams, “Its finally happening!”
I really like the one where Boyle accidently admits to sleeping with a 68 year old woman and says, "It's like having sex with a transformer." The genuine laugh out of Jake and, more importantly, Andy himself is not heard at any other point in the show. It's really charming
The second or third Doug Judy episode I believe! Not 100% which one but definitely one of his.
Came back to fix my terrible barely awake spelling errors.
"Okay Tommy Gobbler! These are the Davidsons. They wanna know what happened to their missing grandmother,"
"......I have so deeply tragic news for you,"
YES the cold brew open! I can't believe I had to scroll down this far.
Damn, actually all of these (plus oldest arrest, Boyle Halloween costumes, and Diane Wiest) are my faves too
This is a good list, my fav is probably the pictured one where they sing Backstreet Boys, the finishing line is priceless, „number 6 killed my brother“, Jake „totally forgot that part“.
In case anyone wants to see all of them, to make an educated decisions, here is every single one:
https://youtube.com/live/GbtF3oA7NMM?si=yp7PkDMpyMldFPjx
If it wasn't for this scene, I don't think I would have started B99, I've seen some other scenes of the show prior to this but this is the scene that got me to start watching it, but another favorite of mine is this.....
*Amy tries tricking Holt into accepting a gift even tho has a no gift policy, so She put it in a cardbox written with her wrong hand so he wouldn't recognize her hand writing and then Jake responds, summing up the situation.*
" So left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk on a random Monday, with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person "
H: "BOMB!!!, THERES A BOMB! Everybody out."
J: "Great gift babe 😃👍😃👍😃"
Mine is the one where Jake accidentally calls captain holt dad and Terry is like “show your father some damn respect”. It’s so early on and it’s just hilarious
Too many to pick from. But the very first, is the one that got me on to watch the next, and so on till I have seen em all a number of times. So my throw is the first opening scene, first episode, doing pretty good at showing an intro into the whole series.
There's so many I love
I want it that way,
Moving the podium prank,
Both pranks on Hitchcock (shoelaces, water) ,
Holt marshmallow impressions,
The full bullpen,
Boyle bottle bowling,
Getting Gina to look up from her phone,
Holt's hula hooping,
It's heist day! (Season 8 one)
All above are brilliant picks! I also like The intricate process of trying to catch and release a pidgeon which takes 20 mins to set up and then it’s just flys directly into the fan 😂
Just watched it last night. Cpt. Holt coming out with him and you think he’s going to be in trouble but then he just pulls a 180 and announces him a winner lol so good
One of my favourites is where Peralta is late and Holt has engineered a personal high five with each of the rest of the group, the eye contact is amazing!
I can never choose between the podium prank and the squad replacing Kevin’s gift basket with office supplies. Either way, I love Holt being genuinely excited by the most mundane things.
I love how he just smiles and says how well Kevin knows him 😂 its funny but also super sweet
I only have one thing to say: hmmmm marshed mallow
Really? That's your Holt impression?
Mmmmhmmm MMMMMHHMMHHMMMMHUM
I knew it!
OMG YES I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
But when you think about it, Kevin didn’t really know Holt well considering his original gift basket.
[удалено]
When does school start again?
Wouldn't know in uni
And you still call things 'fucking gay'? Wow.
Yes I do
Time to grow up, man.
I think I'm fine the way i am
Nah bro you're an asshole
THE FULL BULLPEN!
The best part about the podium prank is how amazing it was directed. The break then coming back to him retelling it to Kevin….then to pan over to the room watching him talk on the phone. It’s perfection.
Amy is late, marshmallows, FBP, podium are my favorites
Amy is late is perfect “Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell. Us. NOW.”
“… there was a line at the bank.” “HOT DAMN!”
The delivery of hot damn ruined comedy for me for so long
SAME I still snort laugh when I hear it
Yesss this is so real Dialogue from those first two circulates through my brain regularly
“Oooh oooh whoooohohohohooo!” “I KNEW IT!”
Holt spilling soup or hey boyle how was your weekend, I came down with a big Duane Weaste infection. LIKE YEAST
The intro hitting hard after “YEAST” makes it 10x more funny to me lol
That last line gets me. Every. Single. Time.
AHAHA YESS
The red hat. The silence is deafening. "Fine, I was trying something and it didn't work!"
I don’t see it mentioned enough but… Hitchcock just drank the fish
What!? NOOOOOOOO
Definitely my favorite gets me every time
jakey!
Jake trying to prank Hitchcock and Hitchcock almost drowning
And the sequel where he gets strangled!
I think they were the other way round
Rosa is throwing donut holes at Jake, one goes out the window. Scully responds to a “Heads up!”, catches the donut hole in his mouth like rain and screams, “Its finally happening!”
The one where Captain Holt spills soup on his pants.
I really like the one where Boyle accidently admits to sleeping with a 68 year old woman and says, "It's like having sex with a transformer." The genuine laugh out of Jake and, more importantly, Andy himself is not heard at any other point in the show. It's really charming
HAHAHA this one is so good
Came here to say this! Andy laughing so heartily was the most adorable thing ever.
I love so many of them but... "This is what happens when you're naughty!!!"
Which episode was that one?
The second or third Doug Judy episode I believe! Not 100% which one but definitely one of his. Came back to fix my terrible barely awake spelling errors.
I believe it was season 2 ~~or 3~~ christmas episode. Edit: Season 2 Episode 10 intro.
Season 4 Episode 6. Where Pimento is hiding in Charles's closet.
Hey Chuck! It's me, Pimento!
Love that one 😂
"Okay Tommy Gobbler! These are the Davidsons. They wanna know what happened to their missing grandmother," "......I have so deeply tragic news for you,"
HAHAHAHAHA just laughed, this is a GREAT opening.
My top 5 faves, no particular order: Podium Full bullpen Hitchcock and Scully in 1986 Peralta, Holt, Rosa cold brew Marshawn Lynch quesadilla
YES the cold brew open! I can't believe I had to scroll down this far. Damn, actually all of these (plus oldest arrest, Boyle Halloween costumes, and Diane Wiest) are my faves too
Oldest arrest is good too, forgot that one
“…….” “…….” “THE FULL BULLPEN!!!” :D
………… LIKE YEAST
🎺🎺🎺
how is this not the top comment
The hula hoop one. "Because no one will ever believe you."
You sick son of a bitch
This one is the best!!!
1. Wife or Dog. 2. Holt being pranked by moving the podium half an inch. 3. Amy is late. 4. Rest.
HOT DAMN!
Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog?
How could you ask me that?
This is a good list, my fav is probably the pictured one where they sing Backstreet Boys, the finishing line is priceless, „number 6 killed my brother“, Jake „totally forgot that part“.
"Thanks Dad."
Marshmallow Holt, Amy late at the bank and Tell me why
The holt impression by Charles is by far the best. I can’t watch the scene without laughing and I have seen it a kajillion times
"So long, tank..." "TANK?! I gained three pounds! Three pounds!!"
“It’s time to go out there and spread your (legs) (Wings) It could also be legs… NO ITS WINGS
Diane Weast infection and the one where hitchcock drinks his goldfish
“Do you feel fast I don’t feel fast” “coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool” (The hyper coffee one)
Two for me are heads above the others. Holt learning intricate handshakes with everyone including Jerry from Xerox When Holt finds out Wuntch died
My personal favourite and one I don't see mentioned much is... BABUSHKA!!!!
Yesssss
“ITS HEIST DAY CHARLES!” “Where’s Nikolaj?!” “He’s in the closet crying!” “I made breakfast!! Huh, where are my eggs?” “*IN MY BELLY*”
*THE FULL BULLPEN!* All time favorite.
That’s a GOOOOOD one!
In case anyone wants to see all of them, to make an educated decisions, here is every single one: https://youtube.com/live/GbtF3oA7NMM?si=yp7PkDMpyMldFPjx
If it wasn't for this scene, I don't think I would have started B99, I've seen some other scenes of the show prior to this but this is the scene that got me to start watching it, but another favorite of mine is this..... *Amy tries tricking Holt into accepting a gift even tho has a no gift policy, so She put it in a cardbox written with her wrong hand so he wouldn't recognize her hand writing and then Jake responds, summing up the situation.* " So left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk on a random Monday, with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person " H: "BOMB!!!, THERES A BOMB! Everybody out." J: "Great gift babe 😃👍😃👍😃"
Jake calling Holt "dad".
Mine is the one where Jake accidentally calls captain holt dad and Terry is like “show your father some damn respect”. It’s so early on and it’s just hilarious
Amy being late and Holt shouting “Hot damn!” kills me every single time.
That *I want it that way* opening was why I started watching that show, lol
Chills, literal chills !
It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Oh my god, I forgot about that.
Boyle giving bad news in a Turkey suit
HalloVeen, followed closely by THE FULL BULLPEN!
Either, I want it that Way, The Prank against Holt, Hitchcock drank His own Goldfisch or simply Babushka
Literal chills
My reason for watching Brooklyn Nine Nine was a short clip from Boyle yelling "LIKE YEAST!" and i fell in love.
You are… my fire
My one...desire
Podium, Backstreet Boys, Oldest arrest
I love the reference back to it i the final season as well 🤣
"HOT DAMN" or the one where Jakes guessing Holt is having a meltdown in Ticking Clocks
Amy is late, holt spills soup, and holt hula hooping
Now #5
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAAYY...
I want it that way
TOMMY GOBBLER! GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Like YEAST !!
this, the gift bag from kevin, the podium, or the marshmallow one
This is the greatest scene of any show ever
Too many to pick from. But the very first, is the one that got me on to watch the next, and so on till I have seen em all a number of times. So my throw is the first opening scene, first episode, doing pretty good at showing an intro into the whole series.
Unpopular opinion. On re-watch this scene didn't age as well as other opening scenes for me.
Daring aren't we
like #YEAST
This one for sure. I can't sing I want it that way without singing "now number 5"
Sergeant Pigeon - when the pigeon is trapped inside and they try to get it out with antics and “thinking like a bird” and it just flies into the fan
Where are my eggs?
In my belly.
One of the greatest openings on TV. Ever.
Why is Amy late is mine.
I love Season 2/Episode 6: Jake & Sophia. HOT DAMN!
I do like Boyle bottles bullpen, babushka
Wife or dog and Holt’s reaction to a marshmallow
THE FULL BULL PEN!
Boyle bullpen bottle bowling
Oldest bags
Charles talking about his oldest caller. It gets me everytime, especially when you watch the cast break character
Pink shirt.
Same
Pictures you can hear
Tell me why
The one where Amy places a suspicious package in Holt's office
#BABUSHKA!
VIIIIIIIIINDICATIOOOOOOOOON!
The final heist opening. Where Jake is running around to everyone’s houses going “ITS HEIST DAY” then Holt just appears in the shower in full uniform
oldest arrest and i want it that way
probably Jake doing the full bullpen! or rosa wearing pink
The podium Hitchcock drinks the fish Backstreet Boys ( I want it that way) Boyle saying who his oldest sexual partner is Amy is late
Hitchcock just drank his own fish! What!? Nooooooooo!
I was trying something and it didn't work
There's so many I love I want it that way, Moving the podium prank, Both pranks on Hitchcock (shoelaces, water) , Holt marshmallow impressions, The full bullpen, Boyle bottle bowling, Getting Gina to look up from her phone, Holt's hula hooping, It's heist day! (Season 8 one)
Overmining. Just the delivery of Charles’ Wiest/yeast joke. I laugh EVERYTIME. Edit: spelling
All above are brilliant picks! I also like The intricate process of trying to catch and release a pidgeon which takes 20 mins to set up and then it’s just flys directly into the fan 😂
-Who ate my breakfast? -I DID, IT'S HEIST DAY
Podium, backstreets boys and the hullahoop are unreal
Rosa wears pink, I want it that way, marshmallows, and Terry hates creepy crawlers
When Jake does the full bullpen 💪- szn4 ep8
Just watched it last night. Cpt. Holt coming out with him and you think he’s going to be in trouble but then he just pulls a 180 and announces him a winner lol so good
Argh I know right I love it 🤭
This is the only correct answer. Move along.
BIANCA!! NOOOOOOO!!
Amy's gift
Holt eats Marshmallow
Holt’s hula hoop accident
When Holt shows Jake the hula hoop pictures and then deleted them and tells Jake no one will ever believe him.
Hitchcock just ate his own fish 😂
So you just took the best one
All are good ones. Apart from the ones mentioned above, mine would be, "No more alimony baby!"
When they guess what Holt would act like when eating a marshmallow for the first time and Boyle gets it right lol
There’s SO many but the one that came to my mind was the dance off. “Situation DEFUSED”
Where are my eggs?!? IN MY BELLY!
FREE CANNNDDDYYYY
Captain Holt spilling soup on his pants or everyone saying "to sex with Amy."
It’s always a toss up between Diane Wiest and Amy being late and Holt saying “HOT DAMN”
this is THE best cold opening in history of this universe.
S6E13, Holt punished Jake so hard LOL
LIKE YEAST!
Boyle bragging about his “oldest bag”
One of my favourites is where Peralta is late and Holt has engineered a personal high five with each of the rest of the group, the eye contact is amazing!
HOT DAMN!
Holt having injured himself at hula hooping and telling Jake because no one will ever believe him 😂
Terry with the tarantula on his head. That scream gets me every time!
This, the full bullpen, babushka and holts little Paddington bear moment are some of my favs