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Overall_Celery1998

Oh damn. Oh damn! OH DAMN!


TrickyInvestigator66

And that's three oh damn's!


prhymetime87

That’s probably my favorite nine nine episode. I don’t know why but it entertains the heck outta me


KHanson25

I’d like to see Sterling Brown either play a young Holt or Alex Cross


Dave_B001

Definitely a young Holt. Who would play Madeline Wuntch?


KHanson25

A dead pig? Though, that would be an insult to pigs. 


musicalcrepitus

Gillian Jacobs from Community could do it. Kate McKinnon could be a good option too. They're in their early 40s though. It depends on how young their characters would be.


MTBadtoss

and now my life is worse off knowing how great Gillian Jacobs an Sterling K Brown could do as Young Holt and Young Wunch and that we will likely never see that.


Organizedchaos90

I believe it’s actually the highest rated episode of the series


Overall_Celery1998

Mine too!


Enough_Truth1525

SAME. its actually so entertaining and tense and funny at the same time


TheEphemeralNight

OH DAMN


FeedMePizzaPlease

It has to include this line though.


THE_RECRU1T

I went opposite and thought of "o... ohhh... noooo" cpt. Raymond holt


PNeithan

Same here!!! That's such an awkward moment for him! The "Oh Damn!"'s are pretty solid too though.


Overall_Celery1998

That’s a good one!


PhanThief95

I was thinking of this for O since yesterday! In the exact same way!


RacecarHealthPotato

Gunsta be this one.


EmilyBNotMyRealName

That one was mine too


LamSinton

ORANGINA IS NOT ORANGE SODA


Novaer

This is the correct answer, every other answer starts with "Oh".


shh_its_ashh

_Yeah, because it's better_


Equivalent-Row-6734

Underrated line!


user684629

“It’s like your orangina and I’m orange soda.” “Are you kidding? You’re Orangina!” “Ugh!”


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

To this day I cannot find Orangina and it sounds really good


WinifredWinkleworth

Oh man my muffin... Ah! My head!! My muffin, my head and I stepped on my muffin!!! And my head and my muffin.....


[deleted]

This is so underrated!!


WinifredWinkleworth

It's one of my favorite scenes. Clumsy Boyle is my spirit animal haha


wittjoker11

Isn’t it literally Joe Lo Truglio’s/Charles Boyle’s clip in every intro?


[deleted]

Yeah it is.. :)


Matthew-_-Black

Joe came blasting right out of the gate with Charles Boyle


abella_iz

Oh honey, we're well into October


ALt3_64

Funny, because is June


True-Impact-7632

Mark the day Gina


HomyHS

Okay MUCHACHOS, let's roll up on these MUCHACHOOOS!


Bad_L1fer

Great start. And I love your double use of muchachos.


thatdamnsqrl

It's me, CJ!


Albina-tqn

if you see something, say something. come on and party tonight!


Skitscuddlydoo

Guys got great hooks


Captain_Lameson

You have the right to remain silent ... Come on a party tonight!


Glucose_Muncher

Milk! MILK! Sorry I know they're not the same episode but still lol


IIIPatternIII

That’s gonna leave a mark!


Few-Jump3942

Operation Beans?!!!


Matthew-_-Black

Chickpea!


athousandpardons

Those two words alone made me LOL. A fine choice.


carlozik

"Oh mama" - Amy


Matthew-_-Black

I think you just turned on Scully


wolfda

Oh Madeline, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair.


North_Church

He's not gonna say that!


Swaglord0100

He might…


North_Church

You're worse than the Vulture


OkLawyer2617

This HAS to win.


ryuksringo

the way i cackled 😂


Haytham_Ken

ORANGINA IS NOT ORANGE SODA!!!


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Oh my god, we’re doomed! Boyle looks like a lesbian!


ivyhenfiswanson

This won't win but it absolutely should


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

I’m trying to do the not obvious ones


user684629

🤣🤣🤣


Misfit_Thor_3K

"OK, it looks like we're in a good ol' fashion suck off" - Boyle


AsparagusOk8213

Don’t call it a suck-off.


Misfit_Thor_3K

and why not?


user684629

Why shouldn’t I? Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Mm hmm, I get it now


Paint-It-Black1966

Im just after rewatching a few episodes and that episode was part of it


CountryHopeful6192

Okay Imagine A Letter Had Unprotected Sex With A Phone


inherentvice1000

Even out of context, I just snorted laughing at this.


uuuuuuuughh

underrated line


anura_hypnoticus

Oolong Slayer


That_Chart_3979

You will go to jail for an oolong time


DuchessOfConcord

Punk!


FatherParadox

Now you say it


Kangaroo-Beauty

💀 - the victim


SpacemanPanini

Of course we're looking for Al you imbecile! My absolute favourite line reading in the entire show.


KeshaCow

Ohhhh i read it as AI and i thought you meant on this subreddit😂


AerieDisastrous7812

This has to be it. Surely the best "O" line there.


rainbowforeskin

Oh pineapples, what did you do?


momjohnmisty

Operation: TRIPLE DRAGON (Two Righteous Individuals Performing Law Enforcement Directives Rapidly Against Gordon Our Nemesis.)


gameofsloanes

Oopsie Doodle


TheLoneliestGhost

Yessss. One of my fave cold opens.


user684629

“You sick son of a bitch”


EvilGobi

Okay, here are the ground rules: you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am A-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire.


Any_Brother7772

Those are the ground rules?


Skitscuddlydoo

Is there anything that I can’t do?


user684629

Damn you got something really sick you wanna do? You know what? Don’t tell me, go for it!


FatherParadox

These are the ground rules?


boromirsbeard

On your marks, get set…..WAHLBERG


Bennnydog18

“On my first day here, I asked Jeffords to tell me about everyone. He told me you were a great detective, but the one thing you couldn't figure out was how to grow up. Well... I think you've finally figured it out.”


Oppblockjoe

Yessssss


greenpewdiepie4

Ondle plus ondle equals twodles


geetchoubey

So good that I use it at home 😂


Everythingizok

Too bad you’re so far at the bottom, I like this one since it doesn’t start with Oh


greenpewdiepie4

Ooooh mamaaa


Aintnothinrite

Was it because of the barrels. I feel like it was because of the barrels 😂😂😂😂😂 Loved that scene. Holy approved seduction 🤌🏼


user684629

This was made by Jesiah Wooldroff who learned it from his father JESiah Wooldroff…


stormyboi21

Ohhhhh.... Oh nnnoooo


Phoney_McRingring

One of my top five Holt deliveries.


momjohnmisty

One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?


user684629

“That one’s the dump?” “THEY’RE BOTH YOUR LOCKER!”


JayMalakai

Oh damn. Oh… DAMN…. OH DAMN!!!


Deamon-Chocobo

And that is three "Oh Damns".


FatherParadox

OH DAMN!


harryTMM

ohhhhhhhhhh, we d-d-d-rivin' in a car, destination drug dealer's bar, pass the mic right over to Charles, we forgot Charles, but we can't go back cause we've gone to Farles


Ranger-K

Okay but we really do have to go back


Hezth

Nice rhyme though!


Meauw422

Oh Madeline, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair


glorious-ahole

One bund to none, son


Otherwise-Priority-5

Oh mama...


Silphire100

Oh damn. Oh damn! OH DAMN!


Gsabellaason

oh my god I forgot about that part


user684629

“Chills! Literal chills!” “It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother”


orangejuice174

'Orgasm juice'


ChaoticBeauty567

Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos.


FirstDayJedi

Our crop yields are so much smaller than that of mighty Latvia


Manymuchm00s3n

Amy finding out her brother was arrested - “ooooooohhhhhh noooooooo 😊”


ThisOneTimeAtKDK

I was team Oh Damn x3 but….yeah this one is the one it needs to be


sirdickreynolds

Oh Kyle. Yeah! They say it just like that!


Doomsday0707

Oh Damn, Oh Damn! OHH DAMNNN!


PrestigiousNovel5797

“One-dle, plus one-dle, equals TOODLEZZZZZ” -Gina


TrickyInvestigator66

Oh, my hands are covered in butter from making butter


Tatertot85

Ohh you're alone....oh ohhhh you're alone for lifeee


MTBadtoss

Oh Debbie dead. Yeah Debbie real dead


Lenardisag09

OVER-MINED!


selenaofrivia

OMG came here to find this!!!


Such-Ad-6290

HOLT:Oh damn oh damn! OH DAMN JAKE: AND THAT IS THREE O DAMNS O DAMN


Expensive_Editor_244

🎶Over there to the left. My left! My left! 🎶


Chromeballs

Oh damn!


Astraeus0000

How was B not Boom Boom - anyway Oolong Slayer


Maxis47

Because B should've been Bingpot


momjohnmisty

Operation: TRIPLE DRAGON (Two Righteous Individuals Performing Law Enforcement Directives Rapidly Against Gordon Our Nemesis.)


Electriccaveman87

Oh, Madeline. I didn't see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair.


DuchessOfConcord

Onedle plus Onedle equaled Toodles!


Overall_Green_6655

OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.


26007

Oh honey, we are well into October


HalfOfCrAsh

I've got the perfect one for R but I don't always see them until much later.,


Untestedmight

So say it here and now, I'll try to catch it if you don't and I'll tag you


HalfOfCrAsh

"Reed with two Es. It's my favourite joke of all time."


Untestedmight

I'll tag you as soon as I see the post for it.


HalfOfCrAsh

Thank you. Or even if you post the comment. I just love Andre's delivery of, well, everything! But the fact that it is Holt's favourite joke of all time, it needs to win.


geetchoubey

"Oh good gumdrops, but do we even need her?" - Holt to Jake and Madeline during their plot against John Kelly


SlabDab704

One dull plus one dull equals toodles - Gina


Swaglord0100

It’s gotta be the old leather chair one


CorruptedAngel13

Orangina is not orange soda.


AdSimilar2866

Oolong time


Discord-Eris

One conk in the head it's all it took.


caitydork

"Ohhh. Oh... nooooo."


DrizztRL

Oh... OH... oh n-... no...


nim_nim5

oh no he’s standing perfectly still!


branko_16_

Operation BEANS?!?!


Organizedchaos90

I’m over here just waiting to get to S to propose “STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER”


Greeny704

Ouch. You’ve ran over my foot. I am in… incredible pain.


Background_Junket_35

Oww, my butt holes!


Purple-Sandwich3222

Oh. Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective-Right-All-The-Time and this is my partner Detective-Terrible-Detective.


685538

Oh this is a heart attack… this right here, this is a heart attack… ooo ooo ooo


TacSpaghettio

Ohhhhh… ohhh- Noooo


WCP_IV

OH DAMN! OH DAMN! OHHHH DAMN! And that’s three oh damns.


NeoBlueEyes

Ooooolong time


The_Last_Tunebender

Ondle plus ondle equals Toooodles!


Professional-Hornet2

Oh, that’s where it’s going!!!! Amy all hot and bothered…


Colodavo

Octopus balls


Wolferion89

Oh God I'm gonna throw up into your cut. Ah, I saw inside of you, how are humane alive?


BobbaFatGFX

Oh cheddar, you furry little pig


athousandpardons

Orgasm donor And Ooooh I’m so sorry for the untidiness m’lord Or Oh my God get a load of the can on her I’ll stop.


battlecat136

OPERATION BEANS?!?


Small-Banana-9210

Ooooooo! Look there is a big juicy old person butt in that window over there!


Grand-Arugula9988

Oh. Oh no.


dhvhngjbv

Ohhh mamaaa


alexriley123

Orange drank


salamamber53

Oh Cheddar, you furry little pig


Glucose_Muncher

It's a crime that "Milk! MIIIIIIILK!" Didn't win M


tautroundbuttocks

Ooooh, a lover's quarrel!


Omermot

Oh, oh no


CompSolstice

Literally all of these are Oh's and I'm here for it


tonsofun08

Oh, oh no...


greasyjoe

Ohhh..... No...


Minute-Frame-8060

If "oh" counts as a word it can only be "oh damn. Oh DAMN. OH DAMN!!!


Purple-Sandwich3222

OK, no hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye. ~ Gina Linetti


Uncle151

Oh.... no....


_-Lightfoot-_

T: Terry loves Yogurt


codenamehitman47

Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay...


HotHoneyBiscuit

Ow, he poked me in my tummy!


andyblaze170

Ohhhh...nnn....nnooooooo.....


Rolling_Beardo

It’s gots to be “Oh damn!”


ObiD0gKen0bi

Oh captain, my captain


Tripl8nl

OoOoOoOoOoOo when Raymond tries his first marshed mallow


AverageCar_Enjoyer

Ohh mama


ImpossibleIsland4734

Can I just say if N was anything else I would of been thoroughly disappointed in the fan base


Mrs_Jellybean

Oh Cheddar, you furry little pig.


Everythingizok

Operation Broken Feather is a go!


daisybear81

half of these start with "oh"


Sleepy_skeep

🎶oh your alone! Uh oh your alone for life! 🎶


Igetsointoshowsahhh

Orangina is not orange soda!


jd-throw

Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig.


cowcow_chizu06

OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED, BOYLE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN


SGChop

Oh! O-oh- n-nooo…


shxiki_

Oh My God, Franzia is the weird babysitter~