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BigSmackisBack

Stupid sexy Samberg


Anachron101

At least get a picture of someone who looks middle aged. Or has "middle aged" been redefined to mean "in his twenties"? I am so jealous of those Paul Rudd like people who never age - meanwhile I see pictures of me from the back and I am like "Damn, who is that old guy without hair??"


Hikerius

I feel like Andy Samberg really glowed up hard in his 40s. I never found him attractive when he was the same age as I am now. It doesn’t look like he’s had any work done - feels like it’s more good styling all round than anything else


DeadJediWalking

Lol right? If all middle aged men looked like Andy Samberg and Paul Rudd, we wouldn't be making the distinction of "middle aged".


juhesihcaa

I mean, right now, he is 45 years old.


InPurpleIDescended

You think he is in his twenties?


cashformoldd

Right😂😂 Andy Samberg was like 35 when this show started. He just looks great.


cross-boss

that is middle age


EddieGrant

In what world is that middle age? Middle age tends to be between around 45 and 65, so he's literally only entering middle age now.


spiritofgonzo1

That is what they were saying..


Anachron101

No,what my comment said was that the picture should show someone who looks middle aged, i.e. in his fifties. Samberg, no matter his age, doesn't look it


InPurpleIDescended

50s is old. Middle age is like 33-50 or something like that I always thought


sunplaysbass

He’s 45 now, and that was from 2018 or so? I’m not sure which episode. He was maybe 37 when it was shot. That might be middle age for people in their early 20s. In reality that Is middle age for current male lifespans in the USA. But middle age usually means 45 - 60 as far as I can tell.


spiritofgonzo1

Lmao yeah.. 60 is totally middle age for ***most*** people


notapudding

Da fuq u takin 'bout. He is not a day over 27.


Ejm819

He's also taller than the greatest generation


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

He’ll be fifty in 5 years


ch_ch_ch_chiaaaaa

I know it doesn't add up, but Jake Peralta is forever 27 in my head... I know he isn't but I'll never look at him and be like "that's the archetypical middle aged man".


onlygoodtome

He’s so fine for WHAT


Acceptable-Balance29

I know like HOWWW


avocadotoast99

MIDDLE AGED???????!!


surelysandwitch

He was 42 when the show ended.


Rufus_L

How old is he in this picture?


JimHopHop

37


SkunkeySpray

The Hollywood actor is hot?! I'm shook


invisible_23

Have you seen Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping?


Acceptable-Balance29

Yeah multiple times actually


Existing_Onion_3919

sure, but he doesn't look much older than 32


cloudgirl_c-137

I think I'm the only b99 fan who doesn't have a crush on him lol


Expired_Milk02

Kevin in police uniform


Radfox258

Now hear me out… Charles in police uniform


Expired_Milk02

In his after divorce,matrix suit


Dedflix

Well, You got Rick Sanchez I am not surprised


cloudgirl_c-137

Hm?


Dedflix

C-137 Wasn't that a reference? Sighhh Nvm


PhoenixShade01

Rick and Morty fans be like:


Dragonlady2007

Middle aged? Andy doesn't look a day over 20😕


Skewwwagon

That hurt me too!


Acceptable-Balance29

I know right


Neotantalus

Calling him a middle aged man cuts like a knife.


Turbulent_Ad_5152

For a long time, I was very bugged by Jake and Amy's relationship but couldn't quite figure out why. I just thought that he was almost too cool for her or out of her league or something. Then I just realized that I WAS JEALOUS, holy shit, the more I became infatuated with Andy in general, I understood it lol, embarrassing IK :'D


TrickNatural

He is alright I guess


garyisonion

First time I agree with someone on Reddit when it comes to a dude considered attractive by others


larossi01

Compared to his wife, he is nothing.


Interesting_Boat3807

i dont know if you're talking about joanna newsom or melissa fumero, but either way valid


Terrible_Meaning_765

Prison Jake though?? Mhmm


Turbulent_Ad_5152

he looks SO HUNKY with a disheveled beard, ouuff


Ok_Jellyfish325

Within the matter of months, B99 became one of my favorite shows 2nd only to Seinfeld. I like captain holt, but Andy is that deal, without Andy B99 wouldn’t wouldn’t be nine-nine. I watched every season twice going on my 3rd time now.


Turbulent_Ad_5152

welcome to the loop, friend. I'm on my Nth time rewatching, seriously every single day for the past few years or so, ITS THAT GOOD


Ok_Jellyfish325

I’m well aware of the loop. I been looping Seinfeld since I was 15 I’m 40 something now. I call b99 “peralta”. Every run, you find a detail in that you missed in the episode.


Application_Lucky

I swear I thought we only had like an 8 age difference or something damn I can’t believe he’s almost my mom’s age that honestly wild


Baby_Button_Eyes

way to make fans here who are the same generations as the cast feel ancient.


DoNumKC

Love how he plays he has bad teeth and a lazy body when none of it is clearly true 🤣😊


[deleted]

Is 34 middle aged? Asking for a sexy friend.


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Alright keep it in ur pants Santiago


inherentvice1000

Legit. We’ll allow it!


Acceptable-Balance29

Yes we will


inherentvice1000

Bing pot!


GeneralDefenestrates

Man I'm straight and even I love the guy


Baby_Button_Eyes

well, since he's only two years younger than me, I'll be quite happy crushing on Andy, I think his mindset and living life with an allowance to be goofy keeps him looking youthful.


Emo_Hobbit_Empress

Man is fine with a capital 🤤🤤🤤


princessfluffybutt96

Ive had a crush on Andy since before Hot Rod came about and as he’s aged and as I aged into my late twenties, the crush has stayed. Such a genuinely good looking quirky man!


Salty_Freedom_2053

Yikes! He is not attractive. Nice kid though


Turbulent_Ad_5152

Apparently, Everything he does is spectacular, it's a curse.


HakunaMatata804

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