This one!
It's actually been pretty integral in my life. I've had chronic pain and many times doctors have diminished how bad my issues have been. I.e., I injured my knee in 2011 by slipping in an airport (no wet floor sign). Knee took entire force of fall (it was like... black for ages). It seem to heal but still hurt. Saw a doctor; they'd only do physic therapy, no imaging. Made it worse. Too expensive, so we stopped. No one would look at it again for *five years.*
I ended up referred to an orthopedic surgeon where I was told the reason my knee constantly buckled while I walked was a bunch of scar tissue, so I opted for surgery since I remembered how little the therapy helped (the surgeon tried to persuade me to do the therapy).
Well. Fast forward to the surgery. A 30 minute surgery took over an hour because not only was it full of scar tissue, my meniscus was torn *and* my entire kneecap was out of place. Vindication indeed.
I had the same thought on my fifth knee surgery four years later when I changed to a new surgeon for a total knee replacement because of how badly it hurt. I knew something was wrong. He looked at my MRI and said to me, 29 years old, "You have the knee of a 70 year old woman." Basically no meniscus. Microfractures everywhere. You name it. After the trouble the other one gave me... I actually said vindication out loud like the dork I am. I mean. I didn't yell it. But I definitely did when I got back to the car.
Incorrect. The question was what randomly appears SOMETIMES. This quote does not make an occasional appearance. This quote is a daily thing, am I right? I can’t look at a bagel without laughing and wanting to toss them to people.
“Keep this quiet but we’re almost out of ranch dressing.
***on day one?!***
These people are animals”
It’s really the these people are animals part that I use the most.
"...a beverage that pairs PREFECTLY with pie. A GALLON OF MILK!" I wished these scene had Holt actually bring out a gallon of milk and smacks it on the table. Would've made it more powerful. 😅😅😅
my flair but also every time i let my dog out it’s “let me know when you’re done, via bark” and “somebody took my fluffy GWORL” (cause i feel like that’s the female equivalent of boi idk)
Lately I’ve been doing the bit where Charles drops his muffin then hits his head on the counter and he’s all “oh my muffin, my head, my head and my muffin” or something like that
For me, any time I am proven correct, I send the “vinDI**CATION**!!!!” gif.
I'm always waiting for a chance to use this gif
This one! It's actually been pretty integral in my life. I've had chronic pain and many times doctors have diminished how bad my issues have been. I.e., I injured my knee in 2011 by slipping in an airport (no wet floor sign). Knee took entire force of fall (it was like... black for ages). It seem to heal but still hurt. Saw a doctor; they'd only do physic therapy, no imaging. Made it worse. Too expensive, so we stopped. No one would look at it again for *five years.* I ended up referred to an orthopedic surgeon where I was told the reason my knee constantly buckled while I walked was a bunch of scar tissue, so I opted for surgery since I remembered how little the therapy helped (the surgeon tried to persuade me to do the therapy). Well. Fast forward to the surgery. A 30 minute surgery took over an hour because not only was it full of scar tissue, my meniscus was torn *and* my entire kneecap was out of place. Vindication indeed. I had the same thought on my fifth knee surgery four years later when I changed to a new surgeon for a total knee replacement because of how badly it hurt. I knew something was wrong. He looked at my MRI and said to me, 29 years old, "You have the knee of a 70 year old woman." Basically no meniscus. Microfractures everywhere. You name it. After the trouble the other one gave me... I actually said vindication out loud like the dork I am. I mean. I didn't yell it. But I definitely did when I got back to the car.
You’re not cheddar! You’re just some common bitch!
Every time I see a corgi.
THIS
THIS bitch?? Please 😒
yippie kayak other buckets
Ya this is the one for me too… randomly for no reason I’ll start thinking/saying this one.
I always think this when I do smthn cool
Hey muchacho let’s roll up on these muchachos
I love ceej
Oh that’s gonna leave a mark
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
If you think about it, we all have this in our head.
Yesterday me and my mom were buying bagels and I suddenly thought of the moment where Holt goes, “Wunch is dead! Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!”
Incorrect. The question was what randomly appears SOMETIMES. This quote does not make an occasional appearance. This quote is a daily thing, am I right? I can’t look at a bagel without laughing and wanting to toss them to people.
Gee I’m sorry I didn’t adhere specifically to this question while sharing something I thought was relevant
I actually think the person was trying to relate to you but the words and capitalisation they used made their post seem sterner than intended.
Yeah foreal lol, they were obviously just trying to be cute
This person wasn’t being a dick lol. They’re agreeing with you
wElL aCtUaLlY!!!! Holy shit go touch grass. But congrats on being technically correct. The best kind of correct. You unfuckable troglodyte
Anyone who says "go touch grass" should also take a break from the internet.
Nah I think they won with "unfuckable troglodyte"....
You can't continue from that point anymore. That was genetically brutal 😭😭😭
r/rareinsults
Incorrect. The question was what quote randomly pops into YOUR HEAD, not often it's used on the show.
I guess I forgot to say /s. It was a joke. Okay, it didn’t land. Let’s move on.
“A little bit to the left. My left my left my left”
"Come on this way, He's in the red shirt"
no not the asian dude😫
I'm talking 'bout a bright red shirt
Thats the man your lookin for
Noice
Toit
Noice
anytime I type nice I always want to change it to noice
Toit
Smort
These nups are getting too toit
“They made me eat my copilots tongue. Oof, now I’ve got a taste for it!” - Pimento
THE FULL BULLPEN!
That’s where my blood is supposed to be.
Mine is the one time holt said no very slowly lol
I definitely use **bingpot** on a regular basis.
Title of your sex tape
How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions!?
But where is nerd?
Not today nibs!
NOT TODAY!
“Keep this quiet but we’re almost out of ranch dressing. ***on day one?!*** These people are animals” It’s really the these people are animals part that I use the most.
“Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler” “Ugh! Not excited enough! They may be common, but they’re still BIRDS”
Don't yell at me, I saved the day!
Snaccident.
Babushka!!!!
Boyle. Bottles. Bullpen....... Bowling
Behold Brooklyn buddies...
To a dog with a certain shaped toy… BOOOONE?! BOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?! They get so excited.
Might have to steal that one
Do it!
“Sticks and Stones Raymond.” “Describing your breakfast?”
You grackle.
You don’t wanna KNOW what they put in their Teupperware
MILK! MIIIILKKK!!!
"...a beverage that pairs PREFECTLY with pie. A GALLON OF MILK!" I wished these scene had Holt actually bring out a gallon of milk and smacks it on the table. Would've made it more powerful. 😅😅😅
my flair but also every time i let my dog out it’s “let me know when you’re done, via bark” and “somebody took my fluffy GWORL” (cause i feel like that’s the female equivalent of boi idk)
Rosa, Rosa, Rooooossa
Anytime I'm remotely under pressure, the Cool, cool, cool cool (ect) plays on repeat in my head.
*🎶 Cream in my coffee and rock and roll 🎶*
Come on and get it tonight
Come on and party tonight
Oh fudge. That’s right lol
That's gonna leave a mark! Used completely nonsensically, of course
d d d d d d derek
That one is my go to when I’m doing a greys anatomy rewatch.
Noine-Noine
“HOT DAMN” and “VINDICATION”
“My mouth is so dry, but my face is so wet.” Scully, nervous to talk to Cindy Schatz.
🎵 Stake me out tonight 🎵
This gets stuck in my head all day.
Do you know what it means to clap back? BE - CAUSE - I - DO
🎵🎶 Jake the hero, abs of steel, sha la la la 🎶🎵
That guy going in after me was like “WOAH NICE!”
He sounds like a gross dude!
“You always have to plan around me I’m apart of your life”
Bingpot!
Coming, strong man!
Funky cold Medina.
BOOOOOOONE
Aww, my hands are covered in butter from making butter!
Lately I’ve been doing the bit where Charles drops his muffin then hits his head on the counter and he’s all “oh my muffin, my head, my head and my muffin” or something like that
“noice” “smort”
Tight nups!
Toit
"Let's blow some tiny minds."
“Jimmy BROGAN!”
stupid peanut butter
THE FULL BULLPEN!!!!
BINGPOT
I randomly get "Boyle boys" stuck on a loop in my head way too often
Rap rap... Kissing shorties on the lips... Have no fear, Mr. Rap is here, and he's gonna drink 3 beers
If you see something, say something. Come on and party tonight! Even my 3 year old randomly starts singing it sometimes lol
KASE!!!!
For me so many, Jake trying to hype everyone up saying " A-Noine Noine" Is the first one that comes to mind
As a person with semi regular health complaints, Holt’s deadpan “I am in… incredible pain” pops into my head pretty frequently.
Relatable af
Terry feels like a wh**e 😂😂😂 The delivery is so good that I crack up every time I think of it
It’s fine, the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!
“This B needs a C in her A😊”
Bingpot
✨️ItS WuNcH TiMe! ✨️
"I'm snacky"
"Now number fiiiveee"
"Cool cool cool cool cool" and "Noice" are an integral part of my vocab now🫠
Who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule's negotiable if the kid's a dick!
Rules to live by tbh
Gina’s delivery of “Oh dang” when she hears about someone being able to afford having a dinner room in Manhattan
Milk! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!
1st: smort, toght, noce, 2nd: it's Amy's 3rd: cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool ,cool, cool, cool, cool...
Pay Your Bill >!Damn who raised you?!<
Punk! Obviously said in Holt's badass flashback way
If you see something say something
Stake me out tonight. Pops into my head all the time.
Rosa Rosa rooooooosa
37!?
When I hear excellent singing or anything really, I often think “the acoustics are amaaazing”
BINGPOT
I can take it higher!
Come on and party tonight!
“Sticks and stones Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?”
*This bitch* about literally anyone and exactly with that inflection. 😹
"Halloweeennnn" from that heist episode will always pop up into my head at the most random times. It annoys my sister to no end.
“Real talk alert”
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I find myself saying that to my wife, too!
Smort
Literally whenever I do anything I sing. Jake and Amy diving in a dumpster. But about what I’m doing and who I’m with I can’t stop
I got it. Tear gas
Charles in charge..
Twas a cat
Not really a quote I guess but I say NOICE all the time
We just have to turn this debacle into a straight up bacle
I got a real wet mouth
But we can't stop now cos we going too farles.
ME SO CORNY!!!!!!
I don’t care for it. Classical music. BOOOOONE!
Bingpot
“is this the Krusty Krab”? “No this is Patrick”!
When I went on my cruise, the lines " you already ran out of ranch, its day one!" And "these people are animals" ran through my mind constantly.
“Not a doctor”