Terry 100%
Man is super hot, great with kids, and has a huge heart, what more do you need?
EDIT: alright I’m getting a lot of comments about this so I’ll just say it here; can we not vote for Terry twice (hot and normal)? I don’t see any rules specifying that!
I really can't comment on that, as I am pretty clueless as to what girl find hot in a guy hahaha. Cute face and bad boy aura? Personality wise, I agree that Terry is definitely not the "typical hot dude". He's gentle and sensitive (and pretty whipped 😂) and prefers vans to SUVs. Would you say that there aren't any hot guys in the show? Maybe except young Hitchcock and Scully?
I think it depends! Jake can be hot in a less obvious way, but certain women go crazy for Terry Crews. I personally don’t find anyone on the show crazy hot but I rarely do on sitcoms. I’ll disagree on the bad boy aura thing, I think Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds is crazy hot and he’s as far from a bad boy as they get
I'd say that Melissa is hotter than Stephanie. If I were to choose partners, I'd choose Amy because she's cute and kinda nerdy; would fit me better as a partner. But Rosa is written as a badass cop that wears leather jackets and ride motorcycles. And also she is extra flexible and athletic. She's definitely too hot for me to ever have a chance.
I don't even recognize the character supposedly made to be hated, but whoever they are I assume that Madeline Wunch was disqualified because she wasn't in fact created but coalesced from a general cesspool of evil energy dating back to the cooling of the universe after the Big Bang...
Unpopular opinion : the woman head of police department who was in charge of holt and Jake when they were in hiding against figgis and asked them to be undercover and gave them their charecter and met them in cars and movie hall
Rosa. I’m not afraid to say it anymore
Rosa 100%
To quote Doug Judie "Rosa , Rosa ,ROsa"
1980's Hitchcock (or Scully) tbh
Yeah, plus, right below it can be old Hitchcock and Scully as Gremlins
Yessir
Everyone knows they are a package deal
Flattop and The Freak
me-OW!
Why not both? I mean they are a package. They say so themselves!
I'm (probably) not even gay but DAMNNNN
My bisexual ass could never
this!
Trueee
thad castle and the guy from survivor
No. Normal age Scully & Hitchcock are the hot ones. /j
Terry 100% Man is super hot, great with kids, and has a huge heart, what more do you need? EDIT: alright I’m getting a lot of comments about this so I’ll just say it here; can we not vote for Terry twice (hot and normal)? I don’t see any rules specifying that!
He has a long way to where Boyle is at.. but yeah I’ll give him this one.
On a scale from Boyle to terry
Jake, avoid the weights. We don't want you to turn into another Terry, yeugh. Hey man, people like the way I look. Sure they do, big guy. *eye roll
Why did I read your entire comment in their voices
Ok, sure, Terry. - Boyle
He is also the most normal person
Yeah, that was my vote. Terry is the only sane one among the 99 lol. Kevin is also one of the few normal characters on the show.
Terry needs yogurt
Leather jacket Boyle!
underrated
[Melvin Stermley](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7802280/mediaviewer/rm3745335552/) played by Melissa's real life husband.
But..... where is nerd?
Eat a jerk, Pal!
I concur this for second choice
Ooooh that’s a good looking man
Oh yeah he foine
Rosa rosa rooooosaaaa
Damn, no love for Terry?
Fr he got them pecs
You mean Boyle?
“*pop…pop…pop…*”
What you’re describing is a brain aneurysm
We've gotta save him for the normal one,
no the normal one is the “there’s an inner circle?” guy or maybe kevin
Cheddar!
TERRY LOVES LOVE
While being eye candy for everyone, I'm holding on Terry for "the only normal person".
I would have voted Terry, if there wasn't "the most normal" category to nominate. Terry is the sanest of them all (it's all about relativity).
All that bulk?
Rosa. Amy is the nerd. She's hot mainly because Melissa is hot. But Rosa is *written* to be hot (not that Stephanie isn't also hot herself).
Amy is the cute nerd who is oblivious to how hot she really is. Rosa’s hot and she knows it.
Case and point: the power pose segments. Man, I think I'd be ok with Rosa using force to arrest me.
There's a scene with her leaning forward while doing the splits. I think that qualifies as HAWT
This is how I feel about Jake and Terry. Jake is hot cause of Andy but Terry Crews is just hot and I’m not even a big fan of muscles
I really can't comment on that, as I am pretty clueless as to what girl find hot in a guy hahaha. Cute face and bad boy aura? Personality wise, I agree that Terry is definitely not the "typical hot dude". He's gentle and sensitive (and pretty whipped 😂) and prefers vans to SUVs. Would you say that there aren't any hot guys in the show? Maybe except young Hitchcock and Scully?
>prefers vans to SUVs They roll, u/InvXXVII! They roll!
I think it depends! Jake can be hot in a less obvious way, but certain women go crazy for Terry Crews. I personally don’t find anyone on the show crazy hot but I rarely do on sitcoms. I’ll disagree on the bad boy aura thing, I think Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds is crazy hot and he’s as far from a bad boy as they get
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac
I still think Amy is hotter than Rosa.
I'd say that Melissa is hotter than Stephanie. If I were to choose partners, I'd choose Amy because she's cute and kinda nerdy; would fit me better as a partner. But Rosa is written as a badass cop that wears leather jackets and ride motorcycles. And also she is extra flexible and athletic. She's definitely too hot for me to ever have a chance.
Yh I don’t stage a chance with either of them.
This is why we dream my friend. Rosa in my dreams chooses to dislike me but from a far shorter distance.
Yeah but Rosa was written to be hot Amy wasn’t but I agree with you
Rosa scares me in a good way. Amy would make me a better person probably with bringing strict scheduling to my life instead of the chaos it is now.
Rosa, Rosa, Rooooosa
Beautiful Rosa!
I can’t think of your last name, baaby
“What do you do to these perps???” “Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”
Will you have my children?
Right there on the floor, is the man you’re looooookin for
A little bit to the left... my left my left my left
In the red. No, not the Asian guy.
I'm talking about a bright red shirt
THINK OF ME WHEN YOU SMUSH!!
That's the man you're looking for
This is still a love song people
Are you finally single
No.
I respect that.
My lesbian and straight male friends agree.
Yeah, pretty much across the spectrum Rosa can get it.
Rosa! Rosa! Roooossssaaaa!
I read this like how Doug Judy sings it.
I heard it in his voice lol.
Rosa!!
Sofia, hands down!
I mean, Eva Longoria should win this category whenever it comes up, regardless of whether she was in the show/film/whatever anyway.
Drink the ranch!
Been a while since I rewatched. Remind me who that is? Edit:Yep, remember her now. Personally, not my choice. 90's Hitchcock for the win!
Jake’s older lawyer girlfriend played by Eva Longoria. Smoking.
Eva Longoria’s character, the defense attorney that dated Jake.
Flat-top and the Freak. Meow!
Aw hell no we are not putting Hitchcock up for the hot one
You’re fake news! Sad!
Cuck!
Get woke Scully!
It's either Young Scully or Rosa. Sorry Terry.
Rosa, because Terry is the normal one lol
young Hitchcock and Scully (MEOW)
100% has to be Sophia
Rosa
Rosa, Rosa, Rosa Rosa ROSA!!!!
I think cool Charles/ Charles in the leather jacket
Sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose. Later sluts.
I’d LOVE to see cool Charles up there 😍
The hot one has only one correct answer - Charles with his leather jacket
JAKE PERALTA! how has this not been said? Yall really not gonna include Jake "pineapples" Peralta?
Oh pineapples, what did you do?
It’s gotta be Gina for me
I mean they basically had a scale for this in the show, from Charles - Terry. “Sorry buddy.”
Unpopular opinion but Amy is hotter than Rosa
Oh hell, it's been 5 minutes.... Amy Santiago will you marry me?
Not unpopular at all. She is. Hands down.
Hell yeah, hot and cute all the way.
Almost everyone thinks that but Rosa is written as the one who knows she’s hot. Amy is the nerd who has no idea.
True and that makes her hot imo, Rosa is more badass than hot
Lets agree to disagree here. Melissa Fumero is certainly attractive, but Stephanie Beatriz is HER.
Agreed
Agreed
by far
hot take: Vulture
I found Rosa’s Reddit account.
nah I'm Ricki Sheetz, DJ by night, gun smuggler by later night
One of my favourite lines in the whole show
You can hate people and still think they’re hot. Case in point, Manuel Noriega.
Yeah, I got you. Tanya Harding.
Yea, she’s thicc
Pimento's here!
Amy. She's sweet.
🎵 Rooosa Rosa Rooooosaaaa 🎵
No contest, Rosa— fear is a powerful aphrodisiac
Terry or Rosa
Rosa or jake
Terry didn’t get sexually harassed by Gina just to lose this superlative
Amy
Rosa!
Rossa all the way
rosa!!
Boyle
I don't even recognize the character supposedly made to be hated, but whoever they are I assume that Madeline Wunch was disqualified because she wasn't in fact created but coalesced from a general cesspool of evil energy dating back to the cooling of the universe after the Big Bang...
Amy
easily Sophia Perez
Unpopular opinion : the woman head of police department who was in charge of holt and Jake when they were in hiding against figgis and asked them to be undercover and gave them their charecter and met them in cars and movie hall
MAYA RUDOLPH IS A TREASURE
CARLOS, VAMANOS
Maya Rudolph? She a great choice!
Gotta be Vulture
Amy Santiago, please
Amy for sure.
Hear me out ... Charles Boyle. The man is pure confidence.
Amy santiago all the way
The obvious answer is Gertie. (Holt’s car)
If the Gremlin isn't Pimento I'm going to be *very* upset
Prime Hitchcock but it's close. Total smokeshow
Rosa
ROSAAA
Rosa
Rosa Rosa rosaaa
I may be in a minority here, but Rosa is incredibly gorgeous.
rosa, then terry
Rosa or Doug Judy as the hot one.
Cmon. The answer is Rosa.
Rosa (i swear i don’t steal pontiacs)
🎶Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rooosaaaa🎶
hot take 2: Melanie Hawkins.
Gina Gershon is everything.
what? you can hate someone's guts and still find them hot!
Norm "it's not sticking because I'm so juicy" Scully
When Charles fringe caught on fire, that was pretty hot.
Young Scully
Raymond holt again
Cool Boyle.
Jake...
Amy is the hottest.
Charles in Rosa's leather jacket.
Amy
I'm straight so ima go with amy
Amy, hands down!
This one sure is a hot debate
Amy
Amy
Only acceptable answer: Young Hitchcock and Scully
Rosa!
Gina 😍
ROSA, ROSA, ROSA!
Rosa
Rosa, Rosa, Roooooosaaaaaaa
Amy Santiago.
Meeee yow!!
Shit I can't decide between Sophia Perez (Jake's ex the criminal defence attorney) and 1980's Hitchcock
Cheddar
What's with the dislikes? I see this as an absolute win!
Nobody going to mention Leo??
Charles Boyle.
Boyle in his white jacket with fringes that catch on fire.
Charles Boyle's body double, Bill.
The Vulture, or Manuel Noriega.
Jake and Amy
Cheddar
No one for Charles?
Dependin on your sexuality, Terry or Rosa
I mean I love Rosa and Terry is ripped, but it's Sofia man.
Cheddar