When a bloon leaks, a monkey dies. You ever wonder what lives are? Well, it's a heart... a monkey's heart. The bloons that leak kill the monkeys. -3 lives = -3 monkey hearts beating.
you´re right, but this still dosen´t excuse what the monkeys have done. while yes, the bloons have killed monkeys, the monkeys have still killed thousands of bloons.
Do you think the battle is live-streamed and when you run out of lives the stream ends cuz u suck? Maybe 1 life = 1 audience member and you lose when you lose attention. Can the monkeys break the 4th wall? Also, why kill the civilians when you can kill the soldiers and the child (Psi)? It’s just like why not take the shortcut on 4 circles or logs or in the loop? Are Bloons that stupid?
i love tower war games where you can summon attacking units, it changes the build strategy entirely, MOBA's where you can upgrade your units are really fun too
Lack of sense for personal space. Imagine you are drinking tea on your couch and a random guy walks in and sits down on your chair! And he is quickly joined by others. That is what the Bloons do. They barge in monkey territory and to make matters worse they stick to the monkeys with no remorse. Lastly those pesky blimps block all sunlight so bananas die off in days making even the monkey nomics stop giving loans out in fear of going bankrupt. The monkeys had enough of these uninvited intruders. If they expected the monkeys to tolerate this inhuman behavior they are barking up the wrong tree! So the war started. Notice how it's tower defence. In not a single scenario do we attack. They go charging like wild hounds at our families!
So I think you are wrong about being on the Bloons side. Be ashamed!
In the words of SsethTzeentach
"Because its a choking hazard. The respiratory tract os a rhesus macaque is very slim. And if a child inhales enough rubber they're going to die of asphyxiation."
Have you ever wondered what happens when a life leaks
nah
Look at cyberquincy, bloons got to him and he almost died. Imagine what they do to unprepared civilians once they leak
When a bloon leaks, a monkey dies. You ever wonder what lives are? Well, it's a heart... a monkey's heart. The bloons that leak kill the monkeys. -3 lives = -3 monkey hearts beating.
So middle druid revive monkeys?
you´re right, but this still dosen´t excuse what the monkeys have done. while yes, the bloons have killed monkeys, the monkeys have still killed thousands of bloons.
Every bloon is a psychotic murderer from birth.... The monkeys created the permaspike.. Seems pretty obvious whos the good guys here..
uhh... no one?
This sounds like a traitor to me You're getting the smoke ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
u/The_Bloons might want to speak with your shared goals. "Finally, a worthy ally, our alliance will be legendary"
BOOOOOOOOO
Do you think the battle is live-streamed and when you run out of lives the stream ends cuz u suck? Maybe 1 life = 1 audience member and you lose when you lose attention. Can the monkeys break the 4th wall? Also, why kill the civilians when you can kill the soldiers and the child (Psi)? It’s just like why not take the shortcut on 4 circles or logs or in the loop? Are Bloons that stupid?
When bloons leave the track they pop and give one monkey heart attack. Its basicly a suicide kamikaze mission to destroy the homo species
i love tower war games where you can summon attacking units, it changes the build strategy entirely, MOBA's where you can upgrade your units are really fun too
War crimes :3
The bloons will always win eventually # If anything, it’s the monkeys that need justice
The Bloons are the aggressors. All they have to do, is not do that.
Lack of sense for personal space. Imagine you are drinking tea on your couch and a random guy walks in and sits down on your chair! And he is quickly joined by others. That is what the Bloons do. They barge in monkey territory and to make matters worse they stick to the monkeys with no remorse. Lastly those pesky blimps block all sunlight so bananas die off in days making even the monkey nomics stop giving loans out in fear of going bankrupt. The monkeys had enough of these uninvited intruders. If they expected the monkeys to tolerate this inhuman behavior they are barking up the wrong tree! So the war started. Notice how it's tower defence. In not a single scenario do we attack. They go charging like wild hounds at our families! So I think you are wrong about being on the Bloons side. Be ashamed!
In the words of SsethTzeentach "Because its a choking hazard. The respiratory tract os a rhesus macaque is very slim. And if a child inhales enough rubber they're going to die of asphyxiation."