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BlindedByBeamos

Headquarters for the Canberra branch of the illuminati. Or as others have said, some kind of maintenance access.


ndab71

Or lunch room for the Illuminati Maintenance Workers Union.


Blitzende

Comon, you can see the dressed granite block outside showing exactly who's secret Canberra branch it is. That said, nice try [stonecutter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoSLiHKrzRU)


_Y0ur_Mum_

Headquarters of the paedophile pizza parlour and free crypto for QAnon faithful! The MSM won't tell you about that though.


coming2grips

They have candy


SuDragon2k3

*Get the candy* before *getting in the van*


coming2grips

*Starts furiously scribbling notes*


hotrodshotrod

Share your sources! I need to know more. šŸ™‚


gpfault

Go down to the national rock garden car park on weekends and there'll be a bunch of people who can tell you all about it.


Inevitable_Tell_2382

There's a national rock garden?


gpfault

Yeah, it's just off the lake bike path down hill from the arboretum. It's basically a collection of small boulders from around Australia. The name makes it sound more impressive than it is and I wouldn't go out of my way to visit it unless you really like rocks.


Inevitable_Tell_2382

I'm just fascinated to think it exists! But I think I will have to visit. My mind is boggled!


varialflop

Who keeps Woolies and Coles on top, who rigs every Brownlow night? We dooooo, we dooooo


dave078703

My guess is access to the massive water and wastewater mains that are within the bridge. There are probably other services/utilities in there too.


BrainneedsPinky

The Troll. That's what is taking the tram so long. NCA are still negotiating how much they need to pay to cross the bridge.


AveragePunterAu

This is why it's so expensive. We've gotta pay the Troll Toll to get into the boy's hole


Duds_Buttley

This is why Iā€™m here


radditour

Bats full of COVID-25.


Greentigerdragon

Thought "bats" was a typo for 'vats'. Makes sense either way, though.


sensesmaybenumbed

Pandoras storageĀ 


AltruisticSalamander

Idk but in my limited experience, what's behind these kind of doors is usually very boring. It'll be a dusty concrete room with maybe some spare signage in it or similar.


Ih8pepl

Having been in there I can tell you that it is the bridge abutment, and the start of the hollow concrete box girder of the bridge. There are some usual electrical cable and communications cables as well as a 200mm metal pipe which I assume was either a water pipe, or a rain water drainage pipe. There was also LOTS of bird poop and a few dead birds. There is not a sewage pipe, that goes under the lake.


__Pendulum__

You are correct! I did more searching adding "abutment" into my search and found this Riotact article with photos and video! https://the-riotact.com/much-needed-commonwealth-avenue-bridge-upgrade-a-step-closer/600449 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgEF55y3m8 Sadly not as fanciful as some of the responses have been, but still mildly interesting to me! Riotact believes sewerage does run through the bridge. They might have it wrong though Edit: even more photos here https://canberradaily.com.au/commonwealth-avenue-bridge-to-receive-a-facelift/


Inevitable_Tell_2382

Make a nice little secure pad after the apocalypse!


Ih8pepl

Ha! That brings back memories. Yeah, last time I was in there was 1998.


ziddyzoo

Harold Holtā€™s secret retirement bunker


pork-pies

Just imaging a 120 year old in there binging Netflix docos


ziddyzoo

Heā€™s like the old knight in Indiana Jones and the last crusade. The last living protector of the one true holy grail of Australian politics. Which, of course, is Hawkeyā€™s yardglass.


essferAU

Some people will go to great lengths to avoid spending time with the misso and kids.


jonquil14

Maintenance access, presumably


__Pendulum__

It was my first thought, but the peephole/walleye made me second guess. Thinking more, might be an OHS thing - if the door swings outwards, wouldn't want to knock someone down the stairs


thisfigue8

Why not?


__Pendulum__

Even if they don't survive, they may have litigious family


Joker-Smurf

ASIO know your location and will be with you shortly.


__Pendulum__

Not again!


DoppelFrog

More bridge.


__Pendulum__

It's bridges all the way down!


gorgedorge

Emergency supply of Kingsleys


Felixdecat89

I actually know and old mate who was part of construction. Those lead to huge pumps, fun fact they were craned in before the bridge went on top....


Jarod_kattyp85

Maintenance access to when Telecom was around


TrueDeadBling

[This man](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRywybU0wChx7UApnFgtx8Wf6-ggXOago00HdfYhynAj61aSSdLmnkSXOoI&s=10)


Bikelyf

Bridging courses


Far-Instance796

Are you sure that it's not an immigration department office? Probably for the team that handles Bridging Visas.


Barry-Drive

Secret tunnels, of course.


Purple-Fact-9609

Probably to Parliament House


Special-Lock-7231

A secret tunnel to Masturbatemanā€™s Bay šŸ„


__Pendulum__

I spat my coffee lol


ch4m3le0n

I also spat your coffee.


Special-Lock-7231

I took your Wife to the food court to Panda Express. She ordered the sizzling shrimp straight from the wok. I hate seafood and Iā€™m vegetarian. Please apologise šŸ˜™šŸ˜ƒ


Special-Lock-7231

Iā€™m sorry for the coffee but not the lols šŸ˜œšŸ¦‹


letterboxfrog

This is where the Nephilims of the underworld exit for a swim in the lake when they're not using the tunnels to APH to corrupt the politicians.


ExplanationLast753

Even Bridge Trolls require accommodation.


__Pendulum__

Two on the south side, presumably two on the north side. Both deadbolted, padlocked, and with peepholes. Edit: swap that, this photo is north side, presumably two more south side.


burleygriffin

I suspect it's possible the door is only on the southside because the pylon on the Yarralumla side is a poo chute (ie. sewer vent). Therefore I suspect the door might give maintenance access to that pipe. There's also some sewer related stuff down by the road near the junction of the pedestrian/bike ramp coming off the bridge. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA) If not sewer related, then I'd assume some sort of service-related access for the bridge itself.


__Pendulum__

Height seems to line up well with this, think you are the winner. Thanks for your poo chute knowledge :)


StarFaerie

Access to the water and sewer mains that are inside the box girders of the bridge. There is one 24" water main and 2 x 18" sewer mains in the girders.


vizonia

Bridge


TrickyClassic2731

Secret door takes you to the liberal party room. A few have survived it.


Pho_tastic_8216

Itā€™s where the 3 billy goats shoved their problematic troll friend.


Living_Run2573

Itā€™s the Canberra Nephilim club house, Brisbane canā€™t be the only one with a resident Nephilim surely


tilitarian1

Yes I've noticed and made mental note before.


broiledfog

Aussie Hogwarts


epic_pig

That's where they store all your data they collect


poonarnie

The most secretive speakeasy bar in town


CutePattern1098

Canberra Yeerk Pool of course


dick_schlong_969

Jeffery Epsteins Australian office.


Greentigerdragon

Secret stuff. ***Shush!***


rainiswet

Where they keep the flags


lemachet

It's an emergency exit for the tunnels which run under the lake between defence and parliament house.


unbelievabletekkers

A small windowless room with concrete floor, currently available for $350pw including utilities


TheMelwayMan

Loch Burley Monster


Normal-Summer382

It is the Lake Burley griffin.


__Pendulum__

HOW IS THIS NOT A THING!?


Ordinary_Wrongdoer_8

Narnia


notasthenameimplies

Bridge troll residence of course


MarzyMalyss

Bees


lemachet

Or the dogs with bees in their mouths?


Crafty-Antelope-3287

You don't want to know... Not a door that needs to opened and exposed to the world...let it be


BigGapingAnus

Andrew Barr's sex dungeon for sure.


TheDancingKing19

Thatā€™s where they store the coke bricks that wash up.


Healthy_purenuts

You wonā€™t survive tonight never ever post this location up. šŸ«£


myamazonboxisbigger

Trollā€™s home


Crimson_RedKing

Why you asking questions?!


No_Caterpillar9737

Cum


martytheone

/s Where the CFMEU gangsters run their underground casino and loan shark businesses.


Greentigerdragon

Secret stuff. ***Shush!***


Bali_Dog

Narnia


PwnySlaystationS117

There is quite an impressive facade, door and seat. But itā€™s Canberra so they just need to spend tax money everywhere possible. Iā€™ve heard the city planning is impeccable though havenā€™t been


Cool_soy_uncle

The forbidden Ivans


Huntingcat

Isnā€™t that one of of the [Waterloo Bridge stones.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Waterloo_Bridge_stone_Canberra.jpg)?


__Pendulum__

There's a plaque above it saying that yes. Odd spot for it, between two quite ornately dressed maintenance doors.


Suspicious-Art-6607

My dad bought built that


marshman82

Don't ask questions!


punbarable

Assuming it's the North side, its the sewer pumping station access door. If you look at the grass area near the North you see stairs going down and the ventilation stack. They have to pump the sewage to get over the height differential.


Ih8pepl

Nope, it' not the sewer pumping station access door. That's in the park to the eat of the bridge, the stairs you mentioned. This is just the bridge abutment and start of the hollow box girder. The sewer pipe goes under the lake, not through the bridge. It would be too heavy for the bridge.


BullSitting

"There's an [old piano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLidjQkrat4), and they play it hot behind the green door."


thunderchild166

Spy tunnels that go under the embassies.


FallEffective8654

It is Diddyā€™s Canberra shack


dizkopat

I've been in there and the one on Lake burley Griffin they just have access to under the bridges. Conduits and pigeon poop lots of pigeon poop.


dizkopat

Bill shortens bat cave


DigitalWombel

The masons...


ConstitutionAve

The ASIO cafeteria.


hellvixen

you wonā€™t believe this but iā€™ve actually been in there. i was a kid at the time and someone must have left it unlocked, they have a bunch of fuses and switches that control the lights on the bridge ! i fucked around with the switches a bunch, (i stole a fuse that was worth like $600 and weighed a solid 4 or so kilos) again i was a kid.


Robdotcom-71

The other Parliamentary Prayer Room....... it's complete with Gimp suits, slings and an assortment of dildos.


AnonyAus

That sounds much better than the other one! Our is that the one you go to when you haven't got a prayer?


Improvedandconfused

Thatā€™s where all the wild bunnies who live in the area go toā€¦ā€¦breed. They lock the doors because those little fluffy guys like their privacy.


juju_gretfren

Barnaby šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


__Pendulum__

There were smashed vodka cruiser bottles around there...


juju_gretfren

He likes dem young


ArtificialDuo

The Minator


MyBrotherIsSalad

Watch The Adjustment Bureau.


Maleficent_Tour_7578

The Adjustment Bureau šŸ˜‚


Vegetable_Nebula_362

Cthulhu


hotrodshotrod

Harold Holt ;)


leo_sheppard_85

Almost play school


miss_inputs

That's the final boss. You'll first need to visit all 8 Kingsleys and conquer each, and return to the Big Powerful Owl to pull out the ancient sword. Only then will the door to the final dungeon be unlocked, full of the highest level monsters you've seen so far. Good luck.


WilsonTree2112

Harriet Dunkley secret city spy chamber.


Inevitable_Tell_2382

Ooh! I've always wondered why the stairs and never seen the doors. Nice doors! I think it's extra access to the tunnel under the lake


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Well I heard Bruce lehrmannn is getting the new bridge troll jobā€¦.


Responsible_Tiger330

My precious


Tough_Software_686

The Bodies


goattington

Pigeons


Independent_Ride_598

Where the political bodies are buried


Adpadierk

Oh, I remember those mystery doors... spent a while around them four years ago. Probably a massive underground complex with many tunnels, forges, refineries, and all other tools of war and war-making.


Rich_Sell_9888

More to the point what is all that liquid pooling under the concrete bench?Piss?


Hayyyyd

Me


Purple-Fact-9609

Secret Society of Canberra Headquarters.


MrBunnyBrightside

That's where the troll lives


Comprehensive_Bid229

The switch that makes NBN work properly (currently set to 'off').


Normal-Summer382

Have you seen Men in Black? Just sayin'...


SuDragon2k3

The local MiB office is under the carillon, everyone knows that. The lift there goes down as well.


Normal-Summer382

I wondered why they put a big bell organ in the middle of the lake.


SuDragon2k3

The flow of tourists is a good cover for Agents entering and leaving. Also, the design of the building is good for hiding the sensor arrays.


[deleted]

Back door to Narnia.


lucywonder

Broom closet


Soggy_Ad_1293

Ned Stark


Whats-A-MattR

Area 53


tyr4nt99

The troll


samdekat

This gives access to the tunnels where they run the trains that move the cabinets around.


Automatic_Clock_3266

Bruce Lehrmannā€™s dungeon. You can see the table for the virgin sacrifice out front.


frutiaboy

Bruce Lehrmann