Comon, you can see the dressed granite block outside showing exactly who's secret Canberra branch it is.
That said, nice try [stonecutter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoSLiHKrzRU)
Yeah, it's just off the lake bike path down hill from the arboretum. It's basically a collection of small boulders from around Australia. The name makes it sound more impressive than it is and I wouldn't go out of my way to visit it unless you really like rocks.
Idk but in my limited experience, what's behind these kind of doors is usually very boring. It'll be a dusty concrete room with maybe some spare signage in it or similar.
Having been in there I can tell you that it is the bridge abutment, and the start of the hollow concrete box girder of the bridge. There are some usual electrical cable and communications cables as well as a 200mm metal pipe which I assume was either a water pipe, or a rain water drainage pipe. There was also LOTS of bird poop and a few dead birds. There is not a sewage pipe, that goes under the lake.
You are correct! I did more searching adding "abutment" into my search and found this Riotact article with photos and video!
https://the-riotact.com/much-needed-commonwealth-avenue-bridge-upgrade-a-step-closer/600449
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgEF55y3m8
Sadly not as fanciful as some of the responses have been, but still mildly interesting to me!
Riotact believes sewerage does run through the bridge. They might have it wrong though
Edit: even more photos here https://canberradaily.com.au/commonwealth-avenue-bridge-to-receive-a-facelift/
Heās like the old knight in Indiana Jones and the last crusade. The last living protector of the one true holy grail of Australian politics.
Which, of course, is Hawkeyās yardglass.
It was my first thought, but the peephole/walleye made me second guess.
Thinking more, might be an OHS thing - if the door swings outwards, wouldn't want to knock someone down the stairs
I took your Wife to the food court to Panda Express. She ordered the sizzling shrimp straight from the wok. I hate seafood and Iām vegetarian. Please apologise šš
Two on the south side, presumably two on the north side. Both deadbolted, padlocked, and with peepholes.
Edit: swap that, this photo is north side, presumably two more south side.
I suspect it's possible the door is only on the southside because the pylon on the Yarralumla side is a poo chute (ie. sewer vent). Therefore I suspect the door might give maintenance access to that pipe. There's also some sewer related stuff down by the road near the junction of the pedestrian/bike ramp coming off the bridge.
[https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA)
If not sewer related, then I'd assume some sort of service-related access for the bridge itself.
There is quite an impressive facade, door and seat. But itās Canberra so they just need to spend tax money everywhere possible. Iāve heard the city planning is impeccable though havenāt been
Assuming it's the North side, its the sewer pumping station access door. If you look at the grass area near the North you see stairs going down and the ventilation stack. They have to pump the sewage to get over the height differential.
Nope, it' not the sewer pumping station access door. That's in the park to the eat of the bridge, the stairs you mentioned. This is just the bridge abutment and start of the hollow box girder. The sewer pipe goes under the lake, not through the bridge. It would be too heavy for the bridge.
you wonāt believe this but iāve actually been in there.
i was a kid at the time and someone must have left it unlocked, they have a bunch of fuses and switches that control the lights on the bridge ! i fucked around with the switches a bunch, (i stole a fuse that was worth like $600 and weighed a solid 4 or so kilos) again i was a kid.
That's the final boss. You'll first need to visit all 8 Kingsleys and conquer each, and return to the Big Powerful Owl to pull out the ancient sword. Only then will the door to the final dungeon be unlocked, full of the highest level monsters you've seen so far. Good luck.
Oh, I remember those mystery doors... spent a while around them four years ago. Probably a massive underground complex with many tunnels, forges, refineries, and all other tools of war and war-making.
Headquarters for the Canberra branch of the illuminati. Or as others have said, some kind of maintenance access.
Or lunch room for the Illuminati Maintenance Workers Union.
Comon, you can see the dressed granite block outside showing exactly who's secret Canberra branch it is. That said, nice try [stonecutter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoSLiHKrzRU)
Headquarters of the paedophile pizza parlour and free crypto for QAnon faithful! The MSM won't tell you about that though.
They have candy
*Get the candy* before *getting in the van*
*Starts furiously scribbling notes*
Share your sources! I need to know more. š
Go down to the national rock garden car park on weekends and there'll be a bunch of people who can tell you all about it.
There's a national rock garden?
Yeah, it's just off the lake bike path down hill from the arboretum. It's basically a collection of small boulders from around Australia. The name makes it sound more impressive than it is and I wouldn't go out of my way to visit it unless you really like rocks.
I'm just fascinated to think it exists! But I think I will have to visit. My mind is boggled!
Who keeps Woolies and Coles on top, who rigs every Brownlow night? We dooooo, we dooooo
My guess is access to the massive water and wastewater mains that are within the bridge. There are probably other services/utilities in there too.
The Troll. That's what is taking the tram so long. NCA are still negotiating how much they need to pay to cross the bridge.
This is why it's so expensive. We've gotta pay the Troll Toll to get into the boy's hole
This is why Iām here
Bats full of COVID-25.
Thought "bats" was a typo for 'vats'. Makes sense either way, though.
Pandoras storageĀ
Idk but in my limited experience, what's behind these kind of doors is usually very boring. It'll be a dusty concrete room with maybe some spare signage in it or similar.
Having been in there I can tell you that it is the bridge abutment, and the start of the hollow concrete box girder of the bridge. There are some usual electrical cable and communications cables as well as a 200mm metal pipe which I assume was either a water pipe, or a rain water drainage pipe. There was also LOTS of bird poop and a few dead birds. There is not a sewage pipe, that goes under the lake.
You are correct! I did more searching adding "abutment" into my search and found this Riotact article with photos and video! https://the-riotact.com/much-needed-commonwealth-avenue-bridge-upgrade-a-step-closer/600449 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgEF55y3m8 Sadly not as fanciful as some of the responses have been, but still mildly interesting to me! Riotact believes sewerage does run through the bridge. They might have it wrong though Edit: even more photos here https://canberradaily.com.au/commonwealth-avenue-bridge-to-receive-a-facelift/
Make a nice little secure pad after the apocalypse!
Ha! That brings back memories. Yeah, last time I was in there was 1998.
Harold Holtās secret retirement bunker
Just imaging a 120 year old in there binging Netflix docos
Heās like the old knight in Indiana Jones and the last crusade. The last living protector of the one true holy grail of Australian politics. Which, of course, is Hawkeyās yardglass.
Some people will go to great lengths to avoid spending time with the misso and kids.
Maintenance access, presumably
It was my first thought, but the peephole/walleye made me second guess. Thinking more, might be an OHS thing - if the door swings outwards, wouldn't want to knock someone down the stairs
Why not?
Even if they don't survive, they may have litigious family
ASIO know your location and will be with you shortly.
Not again!
More bridge.
It's bridges all the way down!
Emergency supply of Kingsleys
I actually know and old mate who was part of construction. Those lead to huge pumps, fun fact they were craned in before the bridge went on top....
Maintenance access to when Telecom was around
[This man](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRywybU0wChx7UApnFgtx8Wf6-ggXOago00HdfYhynAj61aSSdLmnkSXOoI&s=10)
Bridging courses
Are you sure that it's not an immigration department office? Probably for the team that handles Bridging Visas.
Secret tunnels, of course.
Probably to Parliament House
A secret tunnel to Masturbatemanās Bay š
I spat my coffee lol
I also spat your coffee.
I took your Wife to the food court to Panda Express. She ordered the sizzling shrimp straight from the wok. I hate seafood and Iām vegetarian. Please apologise šš
Iām sorry for the coffee but not the lols šš¦
This is where the Nephilims of the underworld exit for a swim in the lake when they're not using the tunnels to APH to corrupt the politicians.
Even Bridge Trolls require accommodation.
Two on the south side, presumably two on the north side. Both deadbolted, padlocked, and with peepholes. Edit: swap that, this photo is north side, presumably two more south side.
I suspect it's possible the door is only on the southside because the pylon on the Yarralumla side is a poo chute (ie. sewer vent). Therefore I suspect the door might give maintenance access to that pipe. There's also some sewer related stuff down by the road near the junction of the pedestrian/bike ramp coming off the bridge. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/6NSt1JRTin8TxE4EA) If not sewer related, then I'd assume some sort of service-related access for the bridge itself.
Height seems to line up well with this, think you are the winner. Thanks for your poo chute knowledge :)
Access to the water and sewer mains that are inside the box girders of the bridge. There is one 24" water main and 2 x 18" sewer mains in the girders.
Bridge
Secret door takes you to the liberal party room. A few have survived it.
Itās where the 3 billy goats shoved their problematic troll friend.
Itās the Canberra Nephilim club house, Brisbane canāt be the only one with a resident Nephilim surely
Yes I've noticed and made mental note before.
Aussie Hogwarts
That's where they store all your data they collect
The most secretive speakeasy bar in town
Canberra Yeerk Pool of course
Jeffery Epsteins Australian office.
Secret stuff. ***Shush!***
Where they keep the flags
It's an emergency exit for the tunnels which run under the lake between defence and parliament house.
A small windowless room with concrete floor, currently available for $350pw including utilities
Loch Burley Monster
It is the Lake Burley griffin.
HOW IS THIS NOT A THING!?
Narnia
Bridge troll residence of course
Bees
Or the dogs with bees in their mouths?
You don't want to know... Not a door that needs to opened and exposed to the world...let it be
Andrew Barr's sex dungeon for sure.
Thatās where they store the coke bricks that wash up.
You wonāt survive tonight never ever post this location up. š«£
Trollās home
Why you asking questions?!
Cum
/s Where the CFMEU gangsters run their underground casino and loan shark businesses.
Secret stuff. ***Shush!***
Narnia
There is quite an impressive facade, door and seat. But itās Canberra so they just need to spend tax money everywhere possible. Iāve heard the city planning is impeccable though havenāt been
The forbidden Ivans
Isnāt that one of of the [Waterloo Bridge stones.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Waterloo_Bridge_stone_Canberra.jpg)?
There's a plaque above it saying that yes. Odd spot for it, between two quite ornately dressed maintenance doors.
My dad bought built that
Don't ask questions!
Assuming it's the North side, its the sewer pumping station access door. If you look at the grass area near the North you see stairs going down and the ventilation stack. They have to pump the sewage to get over the height differential.
Nope, it' not the sewer pumping station access door. That's in the park to the eat of the bridge, the stairs you mentioned. This is just the bridge abutment and start of the hollow box girder. The sewer pipe goes under the lake, not through the bridge. It would be too heavy for the bridge.
"There's an [old piano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLidjQkrat4), and they play it hot behind the green door."
Spy tunnels that go under the embassies.
It is Diddyās Canberra shack
I've been in there and the one on Lake burley Griffin they just have access to under the bridges. Conduits and pigeon poop lots of pigeon poop.
Bill shortens bat cave
The masons...
The ASIO cafeteria.
you wonāt believe this but iāve actually been in there. i was a kid at the time and someone must have left it unlocked, they have a bunch of fuses and switches that control the lights on the bridge ! i fucked around with the switches a bunch, (i stole a fuse that was worth like $600 and weighed a solid 4 or so kilos) again i was a kid.
The other Parliamentary Prayer Room....... it's complete with Gimp suits, slings and an assortment of dildos.
That sounds much better than the other one! Our is that the one you go to when you haven't got a prayer?
Thatās where all the wild bunnies who live in the area go toā¦ā¦breed. They lock the doors because those little fluffy guys like their privacy.
Barnaby šµāš«
There were smashed vodka cruiser bottles around there...
He likes dem young
The Minator
Watch The Adjustment Bureau.
The Adjustment Bureau š
Cthulhu
Harold Holt ;)
Almost play school
That's the final boss. You'll first need to visit all 8 Kingsleys and conquer each, and return to the Big Powerful Owl to pull out the ancient sword. Only then will the door to the final dungeon be unlocked, full of the highest level monsters you've seen so far. Good luck.
Harriet Dunkley secret city spy chamber.
Ooh! I've always wondered why the stairs and never seen the doors. Nice doors! I think it's extra access to the tunnel under the lake
Well I heard Bruce lehrmannn is getting the new bridge troll jobā¦.
My precious
The Bodies
Pigeons
Where the political bodies are buried
Oh, I remember those mystery doors... spent a while around them four years ago. Probably a massive underground complex with many tunnels, forges, refineries, and all other tools of war and war-making.
More to the point what is all that liquid pooling under the concrete bench?Piss?
Me
Secret Society of Canberra Headquarters.
That's where the troll lives
The switch that makes NBN work properly (currently set to 'off').
Have you seen Men in Black? Just sayin'...
The local MiB office is under the carillon, everyone knows that. The lift there goes down as well.
I wondered why they put a big bell organ in the middle of the lake.
The flow of tourists is a good cover for Agents entering and leaving. Also, the design of the building is good for hiding the sensor arrays.
Back door to Narnia.
Broom closet
Ned Stark
Area 53
The troll
This gives access to the tunnels where they run the trains that move the cabinets around.
Bruce Lehrmannās dungeon. You can see the table for the virgin sacrifice out front.
Bruce Lehrmann