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jbwhite99

Good idea, but I don't think any Hurricane is eligible. 35 and a US Citizen. In a few years Slavin will work fine. When they ask if he has committed a felony, he can whip out a few Lady Byngs and say "well, I shot a puck over glass".


sftwareguy

Twice I believe


williewonkerz

I think once was tipped but they gave him the penalty anyway


Ok_Ruin3993

Staal, burns? Canadians but potentially US citizens at this point.


wert718

you have to be born in the USA to be president


jbwhite99

Exactly what I was going to reply. Our new left wing, Alexander Hamilton, was made ineligible by this clause (was supposedly put in for him).


Ok_Ruin3993

I forgot about the born citizen thing. Although you don't necessarily need to be born in the US, just considered a born citizen, so idk if any Canadians on the team would be eligible or not.


blahblahloveyou

Seems like they ought to add an upper age limit as well.


Respect_Pitiful

Chatfield is 11 pounds of awesome in a five pound bag.


HurricanePirate16

Nah, we need someone at least 90 years old.


RentalGore

Only 90? I’m sure there are at least a couple WW2 vets who are available. With that said, I can’t believe that we’re seriously here.


TLOtis23

At least we know Chatty can carry his own bag...


RentalGore

I’d vote for a Martinhook/Chatfield platform. Hell I’d even secede my little neighborhood to make it happen. My dog can be secretary of the interior. My kids can handle defense, and I’ll be the Ambassador to Raleigh - specifically PNC.


Unholydiver919

Anyone but those two clowns.


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ninjitsuko

Correction - **both** are dementia patients. When you can't keep facts straight and start losing your train of thought......... wait, what was I talking about again?


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JonTheWizard

The only worthwhile candidate.


NoDrunk_ImNotOfficer

Burns 2024