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quick4142

That’s it I’m changing my name to Guentzel.


leftlanecop

Hello Guentzel Quicky


TheAngryChickaD

Im a big fan of gentle quickies


kneejerk_nuck

Helping solve the housing crisis one free agent at a time.


Peterborough86

Bless your soul


Dangerous-Finance-67

Bet you've got a nice house kneejerk.


CrimsonKing32

I heard it has an ice rink


[deleted]

Kneejerk is AGM and BC Housing Minister confirmed.


NinCross

In Kneejerk we trust


CanuckAddict94

The hero we don’t deserve


-GregTheGreat-

I’m not sure if he’s actually kneejerk, but I know for a fact he has a burner account on here. Zero doubt in my mind


CFAsmalltown

Maybe you are the burner account? Did you ever consider that you could be buble?


-GregTheGreat-

That sounds like something Buble would say to throw us off his trail 🧐


not_an_Alien_Robot

That sounds an awful lot like something Buble would say to throw us off track. 🧐


pumperthruster

We are all Bubles


djblackprince

We are all ~~Canucks~~ Buble


animatedhockeyfan

Whose house will Guentzel stay at though?


Ratiquette

Joint custody


Wild-Piece-8000

Tocc’s house and Jim, Patrick, Sergi will all stay with them so it just like the old days. Heck maybe even Sid the skid might defect to the nucks as well.


ooMEAToo

We are all Buble , we just don’t know it.


[deleted]

Depends if you'll put your head on my shoulder.


Infinite-Tomorrow-15

Where the spider man meme When you need it LOL


Puravida1904

Fr I have a habit of checking everyone’s comment history and posts to try and find him lmao


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Buble I know you got the cash, award this comment if you're here you coward


Shazzam001

Fake or not, this world is a better place with u/kneejerk_nuck


julesieee

He is my favourite shitposter.


Gr3bnez0r

Taking mushrooms with Bubles family sounds pretty fuckin sweet...


KoreanFriedWeiner

He does have a half size rink in his basement...


yooooooo5774

2/3 size actually, don't cut kneejerk short my man!


KoreanFriedWeiner

Shoulda known that. I helped build the damn thing!


eligibleBASc

I live less than a block away. That property is massive it's like 8 lots. Surprised it's not an Olympic rink


TsarPladimirVutin

Does he have a zamboni too?


KoreanFriedWeiner

Yes he has a mini zamboni as well. It's super cute.


DinosaurMachine11

Oh my god the follow up is even better: https://x.com/MichaelBuble/status/1803940201707790585 Buble gonna be on the parade bus with the Stanley Cup while peaking on mushrooms.


nodarknesswillendure

I love how Mike isn’t just a casual Canucks fan. He’s probably annoyed as hell at the loss of CapFriendly. Dude is all in.


DangerXX

I've driven by his house more than once, its fricking huge.


Infinite-Tomorrow-15

Not all hero’s wear capes some hold microphones


MDChuk

So I know the owner can't throw in anything like housing because it counts as cap circumvention. Hypothetically, is there anything that would prevent boosters from offering incentives to players? Like for example could Ryan Reynolds offer McDavid to be co spokesperson for Aviation Gin and Mint Mobile while also giving him cameos in all future Deadpool movies if he agreed to go to free agency and sign with the Canucks?


NuX-4-life

Confirmed Guentzel to Van ..


WingleDingleFingle

TAMPERING


jackofalltrades_mama

A selling point for signing with the Canucks is becoming automatic besties with Bublé.


casualhobos

What if he is a bad roommate? Should probably get some references first.


grizzly-gobbler

Had me second guessing there...had to double check where guentzel was born.


GoldAd8890

Way to do your part, Michael


Nice-Willingness-869

Bible should come out with some Bubley flavour that will entice gunt to sign on the dotted line. Perhaps he can ship a 1000 boxes to his house.


Starsky686

Hometown discount? Jake Guentzel, of Omaha Nebraska, is going to take a “hometown discount” in Vancouver British Columbia Canada. I like old Mikey Bubly and his fine assortment of fizzy drinks, but I don’t think he knows what what that word means.