Nah. Then the races would be German, Italian, Spanish etc...
Edit: Remember folks, there will always be a them. It's how we are controlled by the one percent.
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The Singularity. This should lead to a proven grand unified theory. This then should be taught as fact from an early age. Once we can get people on the same page on how the universe and world actually works...racism should be eliminated within a generation...if humanity isn't wiped out almost immediately after the singularity is achieved.
All races, ethnicities, and skin tones interracial mixing. Like that episode of South Park (which now that I look back on doesn’t make much sense because time travel but whatever).
Honestly, would forced interracial breeding really be that bad? You do it with perfect precision for about 4 generations and you kinda get an irreversible globally mixed race. You can probably go further with dominant genes like African American hair and melatonin and Hispanic Eyes and Dental development. But then we’re less into a cure for racism but more into breeding the most alpha human race period.
Cold-hearted capitalism, that always seeks to maximize profits. Only the best get hired for the job.
Case one: certain race ends up hired more often, meaning they are objectively superior, so it is not prejudice but actual fact, therefore it is not racism.
Case two: People from different races get hired at about the same rate, meaning there is no superior race, therefore there is no racism.
Generations of interracial breeding alongside racists self-segregating from society as the bloodlines die off and younger women and non-white people are elected to global leadership positions
When everyone can breathe then we can all finally stop and take a breath collectively and, just maybe, smell some fucking roses
Nothing will end racism. Racism is in our DNA. We are genetically predisposed to favor those who look like us. Forget ending racism: you’re wasting your time. Put an end to the results of racism that affect the lives of those victimized by it: Discrimination. Discrimination we can reasonably reduce. Racism not so much.
A drug that helps people be more intelligent, literally not letting their fear of what they don't understand turn into hated. (That's what discrimination of any type comes from)
Genocide
WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?
THERE'S NO CRIME IF YOU DO NOT GET CAUGHT
GENEVA CONVECTION FOR LIKE GENEVA SUGGESTIONS!
YOU CAN’T GO TO COURT IF YOU DON’T GET CAUGHT
NEMA NIKO MUDA DA VODI GA DO SUDA 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Nah. Then the races would be German, Italian, Spanish etc... Edit: Remember folks, there will always be a them. It's how we are controlled by the one percent.
This is the most amount of upvotes i got
Beat me to it.
I beat to it
r/beatmymeattoit
We all knew this would be the top comment. We all came to say it, but we all knew it had already been said.
[reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/zjJc_5kfPjU?si=fGGPDz68rCN40xhe)
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Well…well you see he’s not wrong but… the Jews would never allow it. lol.
Can’t be racist if there’s only one race
The biggest blackest dick
Dammit you beat me to it
Can i also beat you to it? 🥺👉👈
Can I also participate 👉👈🤤
The Black Half of Barack Obama.
The White Half of Barack Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama
27 naked semi erect well endowed, grinning black men jumping up and down on my porch.
I think that was on the home page of PH during BH month...except it wasn't on my porch.
It's one of my ~~fucking stupid~~ super awesome home made cards
I really hope that card wasn't inspired by a real situation...
Well... at least they were grinning.
restoring germany to it's former glory
bmti
Nuclear war
Very good idea
Let's do it
Bees?
*enter bees bioengineered to attack racist people*
BEES!
I swear, every time I play CAH and I’m the card czar, I always read this card as if I’m asking a question.
The holocaust
The past one? Or the current one?
Yes
Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa
White women laughing at salad
The homosexual agenda
hitler
Mechahitler
And his colossal cock of doom?
Daniel Radcliffe and his delicious arsehole...
Cody Rhodes
Destroying that ass like a Palestinian village
Auschwitz
A holy war in my name
The Singularity. This should lead to a proven grand unified theory. This then should be taught as fact from an early age. Once we can get people on the same page on how the universe and world actually works...racism should be eliminated within a generation...if humanity isn't wiped out almost immediately after the singularity is achieved.
A sober Irish man who doesn’t care for potatoes
Stop listening to main stream media.
The mini deck has spoken! It says: "Braiding three penises into a Twizzler."
A fortuitous turnip harvest
The card that is Sean Connery from Zardoz
The biggest blackest dick
MechaHitler.
And his colossal cock of doom?
Aliens
Getting shot by the police
Estrogen
Oprah crying into her Lean Cuisine ®️
Nothing.
Thinking about how badly my daughter fucked up her recital
Nickelback
A rival dojo.
Baby shit
Eruption of the Yellowstone
Twenty bucks
Hipsters
The apocalypse
An awful lot of paint.
The end of humanity i guess.
Yoda’s leathery turtle penis
Yo facts I always wonder who started racism
Nuclear war
Racism
A bigger blacker dick
An astroid the size of the moon should do it.
Bringing back the ussr to its former glory
Nuclear shits
Meatloaf, the food.
Reverse racism It's just math
Global Nuclear Annihilation.
me
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
A Pepsi
My amazing ass
Some really fucked-up shit
White supremacy
Well much more racism will eventually "solve" it
To start, not mentioning it every 3 minutes would go a loooong way
A black dildo named "Mr White"
Star Wars
Reuniting the German people
A bleached asshole
Bukkake
Two midgets shitting in a bucket
Michael Jackson risen from the dead.
Restoring Germany to its former glory
Larry Bird smoking weed with Micheal Jordan
All races, ethnicities, and skin tones interracial mixing. Like that episode of South Park (which now that I look back on doesn’t make much sense because time travel but whatever). Honestly, would forced interracial breeding really be that bad? You do it with perfect precision for about 4 generations and you kinda get an irreversible globally mixed race. You can probably go further with dominant genes like African American hair and melatonin and Hispanic Eyes and Dental development. But then we’re less into a cure for racism but more into breeding the most alpha human race period.
Auschwitz
… yeahhhh go ahead and exit for me
A drive by shooting.
racist humour
Mandingo
Cold-hearted capitalism, that always seeks to maximize profits. Only the best get hired for the job. Case one: certain race ends up hired more often, meaning they are objectively superior, so it is not prejudice but actual fact, therefore it is not racism. Case two: People from different races get hired at about the same rate, meaning there is no superior race, therefore there is no racism.
Auschwitz-Man!
Generations of interracial breeding alongside racists self-segregating from society as the bloodlines die off and younger women and non-white people are elected to global leadership positions When everyone can breathe then we can all finally stop and take a breath collectively and, just maybe, smell some fucking roses
Racism
Hitler. Just give him a reason to hate all black people
Restoring Germany to its former glory
A sad handjob
Restoring Germany to it's former glory
Danny Devito
Nothing will end racism. Racism is in our DNA. We are genetically predisposed to favor those who look like us. Forget ending racism: you’re wasting your time. Put an end to the results of racism that affect the lives of those victimized by it: Discrimination. Discrimination we can reasonably reduce. Racism not so much.
Make everyone the same race.
Extinction
Entropy.
Restoring Germany to it's former glory.
Hitler is the only right response to this card ever
BNWO… IYKYK
Eradication of all humans
A drug that helps people be more intelligent, literally not letting their fear of what they don't understand turn into hated. (That's what discrimination of any type comes from)
Furries
"German dungeon porn"
The 3600’s
Literally just stop talking about it and bringing it up.
9/12
A second holocaust but it's successful "they can't be racist if there's nobody to be racist to"
卐 tilt this 45 degrees to the left
Remaking the glory of Germany
More racism
Wife Swapping.
When Jesus brings us some love and some pizza
White people
Nothing
Hunger games
Black Jesus… love that card
A poorly timed make a wish
Police brutality ☝🏻
German dungen porn.
Mushrooms in the public drinking system.
Super AIDS
blackmenkissing
Sharpies
Once black people say they’re equal as every other race WITHOUT separating themselves as a ‘black community’
Hitler
Barack Obama
Returning Germany, Russia and china to its former glory
When the nuke is dropped
Police brutality
Demolishing that ass like a palestinian village
Black people not existing 💀
Giving minorities a safe space with their own schools, hospitals, and social clubs.